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# did someone say arse?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Stuff my couch in your parked arse
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Father Jack approves
He fekkin' approves
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Nobody ever called you Ace...
Maybe Ace-hole!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Ah, you speak Esperanto Captain Rimmer!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I didn't

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Haha RL one
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# its knight time.


(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# GJM?
I quite like that
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# use shortsword on peasant
why is there no knight.png, knight2.png or knight4.png
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# knight.png was just the head
knight2.png was the body

knight4.png doesn exist :o
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# knight4.png is the dragon
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# FAKE!
No round table!

Angry peasant is angry
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# jesus wept...
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# What's your pleasure Mr Cotton?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
That's a click right there.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Gah, what is it with these shit "quiz" shows these days
I have to endure golden balls at the gym every evening, what utter, utter toss tv. The women there bloody love it, they all discuss how tactical it is. NO, it's not tactical, you pick a ball at random, at the end you can either share the prize or backstab the other person, if you both backstab you get nothing for being backstabbing cunts.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Haha
Now that would make it watchable...
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Christmas my arse
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# NINJ!
I'm just about to eat my lunch!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Ooh!
Soz sir! :)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# gah!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# ZOMG!
The Susan Boyle doll. With lifelike mouth and real hair!:O
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# oh my god
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Well duh.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# SAY IT AIN'T SO!
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BLONDE HAIRED, BLUE EYED, CHILDREN?!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Where as a lot of their articles are poorly contructed fakes:)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Top Gear staged something?!
Next they will tell us American wrestling is fake too.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!
*weeps for lost innocence*
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Much improved!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Brb av got a turtle's ed in me undies.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# This is a work of art
Absolutely can't fathom how you put two people together and came up with this.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Ew!
That's not right so close to food time!

But I forgive you 'cos it's you :O)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# You have Jaffa Cakes reproducing in your pocket?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Well, I did
but they weren't reproducing fast enough and I eated them all :O(
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I was going to ask if I could buy some of the litter too.
:(
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Never mind
Iceland are doing two packs for £1!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# So that's why mums goto Iceland.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Have you seen their Xmas advert?
It is possibly the wrost christmas AD EVER!
And that's saying something
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# This has me pondering..
What do you expect the gestation period of a Jaffa cake may be? And is it just worth waiting or just going the shop and buying some more.. hmm

Wait a minute Jaffa cakes are surely seedless!! They must be fucking for not but pleasure!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Doh!
The greatest of plans foiled again!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ewwww barf.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *projects baked potato and tuna mayonaise*
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] should have bypassed San Francisco
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I hear they're so smug that they love the smell of their own farts
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# your'e doing WHAT
??
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# isn't this the gay shift?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Riverghost is here. We're not allowed to have fun when he's here.
:)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# It's like bringing a spoon to a cake fight :D
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I see you've played knifey-spoony before...
Nice!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ha ha You could use that to taunt and mock kainophobics too :D
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haha gotta love the World of Sporks


And how exactly do cainophobics do group therapy?

"Hello I'm a cainophobic and I'm new to this group! ARRRRRRGHGGGHGHGHHH! I'm NEW!! ARRRRRRGHHGHGGGHHH You're all NEW to me!!!"
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# ha ha
Super
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *swish! swish!*
More of this sort of thing!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# heh heh..."so....you wanna eat cake eh?"
they makin' divorce cakes too now....spouse gettin booted off the top etc.:D
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# 'ning.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Superb!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Another quality post.
Board is very good today again :)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# excellent!
I have been considering getting a chin wheel like that :)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# heh
nice one
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# no problem if it ditches mid-Atlantic
:D
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# D'you hear that?
That's the sound of Air France kicking themselves...

(thanks, everyone!)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# ^This
The Colonel should sell airlines this very idea, it's the way forward.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# HaHaHa
Don't fly it to China or they'll cut the tail fins off


mmmmmm...virgin wings soup
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Excellence!

I made a sharkplane years ago, while I was still working for a travel agency.
I believe it was my very first image post on here :)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I made a beluga plane

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Proper out-loud-laughing
has just occurred. I am not doing any rolling, however - that's just silly.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Haha!
:)

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Nicely on that lot!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# arf...proper lully
:D
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# HAHAHAAH!!!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho Hum
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Love this mate
Most excellent
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Hehe
Now do Twitter... Jesus has 12 followers...
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Awesome
:)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# haha
apparently I was 'easy to buy for' about 2 weeks ago and now suddenly I am being a pain in the arse for not telling Mrs S what I want for Xmas.

"That girl with the nice legs at work" is apparently is not the right answer.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Shitting hell!
"Now Zaccheus was a very little man
and a very little man was he
he climed up into the sycamore tree
for the saviour he wanted to see
and when the saviour passed that way
he look up to the tree
and said "now Zaccheus you come down
for I'm coming to your house for tea!"

I've not thought of that song in YEARS!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Do you think
Jesus will eventually add him as a friend? Poor little Zaccheus
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I bloody knew it!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Huuuuuuuuuuuuggggggeeee
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# why thankee
;)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Your filesize is too big
Please to be optimizing.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Luckily, I have a 100Pbit connection.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# shhh
It's a secret
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] They are both very sexy men.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Not done one of these for ages....

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Saucy!

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# hehehe
clicks
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Tyra Banks, in the garden, with the hosepipe.
AMERICA'S NEXT CLUEDO MODEL
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha.... HP FTW!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE SAUCE, ME.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Haha great!
Only one thing letting it down: Corned Beef Hash.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Really?! Why so?
Embankment, if you're interested.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I just detest corned beef is all ;)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Aaaah, I see!
I don't do meats, so I'm with you.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Shirley that's Waterloo?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# So it is!
Christ. And I made this. What a cunt.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Corned Beef Hash is delicious!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I appreciate the effort here
excellent work sir
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# The more I look at this, the better it gets
I'm trying to work out if all the condiments are viable on the designated meals.

I'm not convinced about chips and salad cream...
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I was using chips as a bit of a catch-all foodstuff.
With a view that nutballs in Europe put any old shit on 'em.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Epic!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Found on Sky News
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# have you seen the shithole he lives in?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Beds
didn't get roughed up there
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Wow.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# love the layout of the ground floor
stunning. the lighting is fucking garish. i mean...neon?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Well...
At least I'm rich in spirit.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# fuck sake is it going to rain on Saturday again
:(
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha
lol facejob:D
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Icke, let's see how you like it!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus actually visited Ireland in the form of a giant mutant bee.
Hence the popular Irish expression, "You scared the BeeJesus out of me"
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I fucking knew it all along..
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# like this?


different sort of magic
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 6:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The Last Temptation of Christ?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I see a butterfly

and a woman being skullfucked by three giraffes
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Mindpissage.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I see Lionel Blair running away from an asparagus
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# haha

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ha ha ha that's good!
I knew it was too obvious not to have been done before.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# :)
so did I... but I was wrong too. There's a much better version of this joke somewhere...

Here it is:

www.b3ta.com/board/6530700
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# just in time!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Sehr gut
That is a surfeit of win
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha, dead Jesus.
dead Jesus.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha1
guiltylols

els les
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# He got that stigmata walking into a wall
honest
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# And if Duncan Bannatyne drops his gaurd for just a second
He'll be "in" too.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahahaha....
kittens on similar skateboards

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I've seen him.
Usually wanders about Charter Place in Watford.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha

Careful with that, knucklehead!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Also
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] And
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# How rare!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# That sign has no shadow (!)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# It's a magic sign

;)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha, nonce Jesus?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# That reminds me...
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Christ on a Segway!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Beats an ass, I suppose
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll slip this pea in here


not worth a thread of its own
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] BRING ON THE WALL!!!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Oh dear god!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Heh heh heh, nice!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# OK! OK! LAY ON THE FLOOR
WITH BOTH LEGS AKIMBO AND EVERYONE ELSE DO STAR JUMPS!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaha
don't make him angry... oh, I mean cross
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# :D
fantastic
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# That is fabulous
Expertly done!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Ha ha, amazing.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Epic.
Mega-old-school b3tans ftw!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# This wins everything.
Excellent.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# A definite FP in my opinion.
Woo! Absolutely wonderful!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# briliant
fan bloody tastic!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Well my sundial is at high noon now

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# superbly done!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# superb
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Wow
I've just brought up the original in another window to appreciate just how amazing this is

*click*

FP this now!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# inspired!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# win on a stick (dipped in excellence sauce)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# amazing
hahahaha:)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# love it!
long time no post, old timer
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# pixar can take a hike, nice stuff
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Haha
Zing
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Oh man oh man
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:03, archived)
# huh huh huh huh
He looks like him and everyfink
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Awesome mate
top shenaniganning
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] JC tells it like it is.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Yeah!
Need more of this on tele
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Non Jesus lolz!


Anyone willing to offer advice on how I reduce the dimensions of this gif? Gimp keeps trying to resize only one layer which isn't particularly helpful.

edit: Ta! A combination of me being an idiot and a Gimp that can't take hard work. All better now :O)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Unless your version of GIMP is borked
Scale always seems to resize a complete GIF for me...
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# It wouldn't surprise me
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Also my reply was killed by HTML tag filtering
I meant "Image =+ Scale", with the + sign a happy little arrow.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# \o/
Cheers
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# More than welcome
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# "image"..."scale image" (dont use "layer"..."scale layer")


ALSO anyone know an a3 photo printer that will print panoramic photos?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# As in a company that will do it for you?
And ta muchly. Problem solved
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I want to buy a photo printer but the manufacturers (Hp, Epson etc) dont say in adverts if they will print panoramics (eg 14"x40")
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Our A3 Epson R1800
has a spool feeder to take rolls of panoramic photo paper. But it soooooo expensive I can't see you would want to do much of it.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Looks ok to me
I would expect a panoramic photo to use up @ £15 of ink.
But although it takes a3 roll, will it actually print a single 14"x44" photo?, or will it only print a series of a3 size photos on the roll
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Thank you kindly
:O)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)

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