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# NYOM NYOM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# THIS AM GOOD MEATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# MEAT
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
#
2.bp.blogspot.com/_VCCcJ70XUdg/SfltK1p32HI/AAAAAAAABik/a8IYYgstWNQ/s1600-h/pubdj.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Where the fuck did you find that you weird person?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# WHich one?
They're both freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# hahha
i enjoy the gurn on the left
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Rock on, Dudmmmmnnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# ah, perfect gay shift material
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# GOT TWO TURNTABLES AN' A MICROPHONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# 45's!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Special dj chromo dizzy D
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# edit:version2
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# THE CROWD WANT MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# combine the two and its a winner lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Hang on a sec and I'll edit it in...
DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# WINNER!
you speedy bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# YES!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Haha nice one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# YOU'RE FACING THE WRONG WAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# It's a mirrored wall.
And they are vampires. Vampire DJ mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Needs more Buffy
She'll stake that mong.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:41, archived)
# lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# This is a party.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# christ...
a citronic deck. (possibly a Hawaii console with Garrard turntables)

aint seen one of those since 1985.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha
The savage
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# head cheese, mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Noem Noem!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Needs more Buffy!
She'll stake that fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:20, archived)
# She's a bit old for him
:)

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:21, archived)
# this brings tears of joy to my tiny face
tiny giant
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Feeling Creative (glad the missus is out shagging normals)...
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Shagging normals?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# DEAR SANTA: I HAVE BEEN PRETTY GOOD THIS YEAR I SHOULD THINK, NOW STOP PISSING DOWN MY FUCKING CHIMNEY
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# yo, welcome back
happy hols?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# yeah not bad
just seven more working days til the christmas break, too.

still got plenty to do which is why I'm looking at b3ta, my very favourite place to procrastinate..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# He can't help it, he's INCONTINENT SANTA.
Giving the gift of urnie
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# bert and urnie?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Jews.
Santa pisses in all the jewish chimneys. He's a bigot with a sleigh.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# the looks too much like the design on the current 2L bottles
on them santa is holding a spurting tube near his groin.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# SANTA IS A DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# AIDS COUNTS AS A GIFT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# santa having a heart attack whilst pissing
on presents
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# (santa balls)
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 3:30, archived)
# THEY TEND TO AVOID DAIRY PRODUCTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# YO, LET'S LACTATE!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Rolling on the floor lactating.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# which reminds me, I still haven't got a copy of Visitor Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# RACISM IS CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Lactose intolerance is best relieved by meat to the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# when i was about 9, I had a chinese friend
at christmas I sent him a card and drew 3 heads with slanty eyes and pointy hats. It was all innocent, lucky my mum checked all the cards I sent out. I also had a friend with bad eczema on his face, his birthday card included a drawing of him (eczema included) opening his presents. I was so creative back then....
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I've just judged a 'Short Story Writing' compo.
All the usual suspects entered. Boo hoo, the usual. A Chinese woman entered, too.
Mind-blowingly original, her stuff was. For us, at least. She basically won by default. Stuff about living through the winter on a skyscraper you're actually building.

From which we can read: the Chinese doods over here are gonna stop hiding and start showing up in public.

If they write as well as our compo winner, good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# that was awesome
tell us again!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:36, archived)
# I've just judged a 'Short Story Writing' compo. 'Homelessness' was the theme.
All the usual suspects entered. Boo hoo, the usual. A Chinese woman entered, too.
Mind-blowingly original, her stuff was. For us, at least. She basically won by default. Stuff about living through the winter on a skyscraper you're actually building.

From which we can read: the Chinese doods over here are gonna stop hiding and start showing up in public.

If they write as well as our compo winner, good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# head meat requires dick knife AT ALL TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# IT'S LIKE A KNIFE IN THE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# The Chinese strictly enforce circumcision around the Christmas holiday
Look it up if you don't believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Like a dick to the knife!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?


Santa says "Christmas won't count unless you have Coca-Cola in your home"
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# the coke santa is bloody creepy
they've given him a cgi face on the tv ads, it's not rosey and endeering, it's weird and unnerving.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# if you notice
I made his eyes yellow, cant really tell at this size, but i would agree, Coke Santa (sounds like an adict), is odd in a big way.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# LIGHT A CNANDLE IN THE DARKNESS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# AND THEN FUCK IT IN THE ASS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# FUUUCCCCKKKK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
#
5secondfilms.com/watch/late_for_work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# That one is amazing
Especially the words underneith
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I AM HOLDING SOME DUDES MOUTH OPEN AND BREATHING ALL OVER HIS TONGUE

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# IMMA BREATHE ON ALL YOU BITCHES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# This is well recent.
Tahkcalbwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# LOL!
Only used it one other time... so far.
www.b3ta.com/board/9687059

Peas are rather thin now with only one year of
b3tards, but I have some on another site too.
So, I'm not totally devoid of shit to pearoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# PANTS OFF TO RAPITINUI
IT'S PARTY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# it is time to party.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Surely bindun
(badly overdrawn boy, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Yay! The happiest Lowry ever.
Somebody alert sundaegirl2004, she'll be well pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Oh, and btw, I see Wally.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# too easy
i spotted Maddie straight away.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Found him!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# the punnage is strong in this one
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Shearly, you jest?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# The effects of global warming
could be a two-edged sword :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# spang yourself
for that
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# One has to have one's priorities right.
Doesn't one?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# If I was drinking a fluid right now, it would have been sprayed all over my screen.
As it happens I was drinking a solid, and I'm now choking to death.
Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Here, this'll cheer you up
5secondfilms.com/v3beta/watch/watch_this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# :C
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# you'll get nothing but a blunt reply from me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# You're gonna need sharper wit than that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# let me get my spanging Pan
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Pan!
Like a red rag to a bull, that.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I thought it'd appeal to you
can't think why?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# No idea
Just one of them things, I guess -- it's not like I ever make any images about Pan or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Was saving this for a new one, but here is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Hahaha
THE LIES

New lies will follow when this crazy week eases up on Wednesday. Or maybe tomorrow if I find the time.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
#
THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# THE LIES THE PIPES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Not too late to be topical?
(thescotsman, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I'm trying to think of a pun on
it's in the game but failing miserably.
Too close to my bedtime methinks. Night night b3tans! Night night b3tans everywhere!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# He's on the game.
(thescotsman, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Heh heh
told you it was too close to my bedtime!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I managed to score well with that game
despite a sticky moment between the first and second holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I was quite proud of how few strokes it took me on the back 9.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# That's all I thought when I saw that pic
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Well, he needs some.
he needs some.As he apparently has none of his own.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# he keeps his brains in his underpants
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Yes but by all accounts
his underpants rarely stay on for long.
ew ew ew ew ew
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Mr Berlusconi has been under pressure in recent months.
At one point in his speech, Mr Berlusconi responded to his critics in Italy by declaring himself to be "good-looking" and "a decent chap".
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# As
he should.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha, so he's dead or something then?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# sadly, no
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Sort of . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# No more than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Oh, :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# SILVIOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# According to the telly news he got out of the car again to show the press his face, then got back in
This was after they'd bundled him in the car for his safety
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# "...the press..."? His press, more like.
His photographers will get good pics of this, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# hahahah :D
brilliantly done
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# this...
would make a great photo challenge, (if it hasnt been done already)

Zombies
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# This is actually what happened:


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8410946.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# It was inevitable.
Had to happen sometime I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# cunt got what was coming to him
if only it HAD been a great big cock
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# An Italian man said to have a history of mental problems has been arrested.
Yes . . . but were they good problems ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# he was not arrested!
now he is in the hospital.
oh.. you're talking about the aggressor... sorry
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I believe that you are correct on both accounts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# hahahaha, lovley
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# haha
they should give the guy a medal rather than arresting him.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Anyone who can reach a standing guy's face with his cock and do that much damage definitely deserves a medal,
and you have no evidence that that's incorrect...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I heard it was glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one up version! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Cheers
Didn't want to impolitely steal yours' thunder.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I'm only distracted by the zombie in the background, face left,
nice green glowing eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Evenin all :)

bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Uh oh . . . something must have upset the little beast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# he just wants a little kissypoo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Sorry . . . there is no way I'm getting near that tongue !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# He's tired and wants to go to beddybies :)
That's a very big yawn.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# A good time to crack those big nuts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Well, they say that
they say thatgetting some slow-digesting amino acids into you before you go to bed can help blunt catabolism (muscle breakdown) during the nighttime hours and eating nuts before bed can extend the digestion period and cause the protein to be absorbed more slowly.

/fitness nutrition blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Definitely . . . and don't even try to wash them down with orange juice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Orange juice gives me indigestions :(
Specially before bedtimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# That is quite the predatorator !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I am enjoying my new hobby of photoshoppery
very much indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# So I see . . . very good indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# awwww thankies!
*blushing bunny*
(\\__/)
(+'.'+)
(")_(")
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Flying horsefish
looks very content with his lot.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# *feeds bacon wrapped brazil nuts to it*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# mmm
now that sounds tasty - especially after too many beverages :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Bacon Sweeties!
full of yummy bacon goodness
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] OH OH OH
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Xo Xo Xo
....apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# edit or leave it?
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Leave it!
It's a rubbish translation anyway ;) I tried to post in cyrillic letters but just got a bundle of %$£^%$£&^&^%$@^@$%^ stuff instead.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# so
it's %$£^%$£&^&^%$@^@$%^, but which is the o?
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I mades a mess of a funny :(
I tried to use Latin to Cyrillic Converter and all it gave me was Хо Хо Хо
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# oooh
don't feel sad, please! i used this

^__^
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# YAY!
Duly bookmarked for future useage :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# woo
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# In Soviet Russia . . .
wait . . . that does work !

В советской России
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
#
christmas celebrates you?
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# See . . . it does work !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
#
Санта любит дети... возможно слишком много
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# i fully agree
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Yes . . . Santa loves children ... perhaps way too much !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
#
google translator said so
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# And it NEVER lies.
NEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
Переводчик Google не всегда правильно!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
но иногда помогает
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# It must be my browser or something
because whenever I try to copy and paste cyrillic all I get is £$%^£$%^£$%^ stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# It only works in the message box . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# AHA!
Давайте посмотрим если это работает
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
#
Да! оно работает
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# :D
Это круто языке смотреть. Хотел бы я быть беспокоило чтобы научиться говорить на нем.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# it's a good language
and i just got an ego boost for being able to read this whole thread without the need for google translate. go me!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Consider me
well impressed! I've only heard it spoken in movies but I do love the rhythms of the words.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# try in the message part and preview it
if you see anything like "#36267;" and so, post it
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# True !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# i haven't funnied in a few years. here's a shot at one
(the magnificent octopus - has a piston fetish, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# a bit like Arthur Scargill
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ave a crimbo card...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# jpeg?
it should be the Gif of Christmas :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
#
S P A N G !


- Click my Burger to see my Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# DRI
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# It's my entire Christmas wish list
top marks on inclusion of Furtive, Domo, Shark and other Old Skool memes :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Time for a pearoast....
A few days ago I posted a Christmas tree and asked people to take it add a meme or something repost it and encourage others to add their favourite b3ta meme of the year. Or ignore the whole thing if the idea is crapola.

I started with teh Quo :)

And this is a catchup of where we got to. As you can see it is missing some very important memes.... :D


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :)
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I had to shop the finished ones all together
but I think it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Yay . . . you even managed to get FUDGE in there too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# FUDGE
:)
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# HOT FUDGE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# haha
:)
(JoePesky, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Everything goes better with FUDGE!!

I thought it fit the idea as it was proposed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Eep.
Where do I start on the wrongness of this?! LOL those fish I think. Yes the fish.
Do I want to know the source of this pic? Especially as it's just before bedtime.....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Here you go.
www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/428400-weird-fish-head-art-to-save-the-planet
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# That is incredible!
That quote is a little unnerving though: 'There is a little of me in each of my projects.'

"Fish heads fish heads
roly poly fish head
fish heads fish heads
eat them up yum!"
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# FANTASTIC FUDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Furtive?
Where is Furtive?????
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# happy smugmas
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Henry
where's Henry?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Hmm. Only had to pootle one letter & the ampersand from scratch. Too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Fashions to die for?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Crow Face.
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/

Ive been drawing this, this-eveing. Its taken bloody ages!
But im not 100% sure about the bottom half of the guy, any suggestions?



Click for bigger (449 kb)
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# bendy bird legs
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Legs are in profile
and torso is 3/4 profile, makes it look a bit weird.

I'd give him serf-pants and skinny legs in 3/4 profile if I had an ounce of drawing ability.

Love the style though!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Much thinner legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
Spindly with ragged trousers perhaps. Other than that it is a very atmospheric and lovely artwork.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# legs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Eek, plague mask and an axe.
I vote for caterpillar tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I
Like
This
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I sure do hope that it does not lean too hard on that rickety stick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] "there's been a terrible accident,,,,but merry christmas anyway" :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ghostrider Christmas that would be cool
riding down the chimney on his flaming bike :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# piss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# nah only had a couple of vodkas
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# nice
reminds me of the terminator
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# love it :DD
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# with all those glasses of sherry
it was only a matter of time.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Burn you fat jolly bastard, burn!
Have a click. :)
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# ....and that's how we
had enough fuel to last the entire winter. Which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Great . . . breakout the marshmallows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# "Santa roasting on an open fire
Fire leaping through his nose
Soon it will burn through the rest of his corpse
And end up toasting all his toes"
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
elvisweathercock FTW :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# let me just say FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hey no problem
he'll be back!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 2:57, archived)
# you horrible
evil person

D:
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)
# soup
herb
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Fantastic!
Stunning flickery flameiness...
You clever sod!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# This is a real Christmas Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# More Satan
than Santa.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# elf meself :D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# haha, slightly disturbing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# haha....Herman dun got "Hermanized"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# You are all about Facebook lately Mr Herman
But I do like your little red nose, little bowler hat and red scarf combo.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# :D
wots that about Facebook lately
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# The Elf Yourself app is on Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# bugger, and here I thought herman suddenly got creative
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
cunt :D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# ohhhh, lordy
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# do you work for JibJab? you do a lot of advertising for them
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha
no i dont i wish i did :DD
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# where the heck are you getting all these wee elf gifs from?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# :D
www.elfyourself.com/
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# i read that as 'eff yourself'
its actually pretty amazing, the technology behind it. First time ive been impressed at creative technology on the net for ages
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# i just did a preview with freebase disco dancing LOL
pity it aint free
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ami i doing it rite?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
YES :)
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# gah!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# HITLER??
WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# He's a very naughty, Furher!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Ooh, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, Nazis is the crrrrraziest peoples! Ooh hoo hoo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Those Nazis and their Zany, Wacky Shenanigans
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# "Badgers! Badgers! Ve don't need no stinkin' badgers!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# silly Hitler.....that's not a JEW !.......:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# If they pull hard enough does he go off like a Christmas Cracker
and a Beatie Hat and Hitler Moustache and crap joke falls out?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha....ace anim idea....
*toddles off* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# \o/
I am a Muse and not a crappy group type Muse either :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# actuaLOL at the sheer unexpectedness
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# mesmerising
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)

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