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If you liked Cheesy Peas, then you'll love our . . .

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)

arf!

silly person!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)

hehe

Creates a nasty Black Gas!

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)

it would cause

the boxing day hangover shit from hell

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)

Imagine the wind

the shit and the skid marks

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)

Hahahaha...

Marvellous *Clicks*

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Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)

Christ, I'm boking already :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)

Maybe you can call.... the sprout team

Thats all i can think of when i see that font!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)

i ain't eatin' no sprouts, fool!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)

Always reminds me of this...

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)

That's super!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)

haha, cheers

I made a Flash animation of them on the website: www.gayteam.co.uk slightly NSFW (turn the volume down)

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)

hahahaha!

To be honest, the main reason people hate sprouts is because they aren't cooked properly.

This year, I'm doing mine with bacon and chestnuts... hmmm-mm!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)

see

I've had sprouts ranging from conker-solid to cowshit-soft

but they all taste horrible

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)

They also taste like shit

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)

In total agreement Joe

Sprouts done wrong taste like shit, but when correct a thing of beauty.
Not a big fan of Chestnuts though.

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)

^this

chestnuts taste of evil

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)

Takes 4 - 6 pints of larger to remove the evilness from your lips

And a pint of Sprouts in stout to cleanse the whole system!

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)

nothing cleanses the system like sprouty stout

i'm so glad my system doesn't need cleansing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)

Sprouts are great

and so is Guinness.

All this nonsense about either commodity making you shit is just people trying to make excuses for their slack arseholes.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)

SPRTOUTS!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)

hahahahaha

But from which end?

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)

a new hole should be made specially

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)

Haha

Green things buoyed from the black stuff.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)

Now that is a mighty fine idea!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)

They look like bogies.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)

Fuck no.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)

Hell Yeah!

And Fox Noses

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Q4nobody, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)

Congrats on the FP sir!!

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Ninj, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)

Cheers Ninj :D

Was originally going to to do a "Trout's n'Sprouts in Stouts", but it wouldn't have been as festive with floating Trout heads?

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Q4nobody, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)

Thats....

feckin brilliant!

(nonstopdancer, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)

Eurgh!

Guiness?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)

yay for the accidental double compo entry :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)

You ok for batteries Mr. Wilks?

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Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Bloody excellent, sorry for posting at the same time? *Click again*

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)

No apols needed...

...just popping up to click that corker! :)

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Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)

muttonchops!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)

buggerygrips

(prostheses, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)

He should shop here:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)

haha

(Peter_G, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)

The first thing i thought of..

(nmitnu, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)

Hahahah

Looks like fun.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)

you mean Emperor?

Darth wore this big helmety thing - and a cape - and had big black gloves and a mask.....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)

Ahhh, but you're forgetting about Darth Siddius

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)

I'm trying to forget about all 3 prequals.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)

I've decided that they aren't as bad as I first thought

Except Phantom Menace which is dog-poo

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)

More a video game than a film, and not a good one, either.

And that bloody child!
*seethes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)

pod racing woooooooooooooooooossshhhhh

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)

what prequels?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)

It was 18 months ago!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)

You weren' there at the beginning!

You don't know how beautiful it was!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)

Darth Sidious

*hides*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)

That's who I meant, innit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)

since you started on the pedantry

the emperor was also known as Darth Sidious

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)

Welcome to the party

Pour yourself a glass of smug

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)

better than a glass of mind piss I suppose

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)

Darth Sidious?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)

Alright you smug twats

Why is it, in Star wars, Obi Wan calls vader, Darth?
Isn't that like calling Lord Attenborough, Lord?

Wouldn't he call him either Vader or Anakin?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)

it's not real, it doesn't matter

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)

Dare you to go to a SW convention and say that

You'll get some VERY nasty stares and loud tuts, I can tell you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)

yeah.... im not going to any conventions....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)

Unconventional!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)

Sharp!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)

astounding photoshop skills!

Seams you'll fit in fine here - welcome

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)

everything seams in order here

*guilty chuckle*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)

hey - dont i get a pfft?

I think i integrated the usage of the word 'seam' far better than that example :-(

I wanna medal too

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)

seaming as i'm such a nice guy, i'll let you accept 1st place

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)

thank seams

seams seams seams seams seamsy sea

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)

ssshhhhh

tee-hee

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)

he looks a bit like a zombie

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)

even more so since he got that injury

I must admit I chuckled when I heard the news.

Then read he's 73, and felt guilty

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)

Nah, don't worry, he's still a corrupt right-wing asshat*

Edit: Italian Politician

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)

This is true

But the ladies love 'im!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)

;-)

~~'im~~ his money

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)

zombie berlusconi wants to eat your brains

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)

ahahahha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)

I've been to the cathedral in Milan

and I remember thinking, "I wish I could get a model of this and throw it at that Silvio bloke"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)

Nonsense

The cathedral is an edifice of impressive beauty and doesn't deserve to be sullied by contact with the plastic presidente.

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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)

I'll need to see your reciept Sir...

Click for bigger (162 kb)

(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)

The laminated book of dreams...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)

*tinselworms*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)

urgh...

Part Troll FTW!

I was there, man

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)

bugger

the last thing i went to see was bottom's weapons-grade y-fronts tour

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)

I was suppossed to sort out tickets for Dylan Moran

a couple of months back.

But I forgot.

The missus still isn't speaking to me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)

i don't blame her

if it was russell howard, i'd kill you myself ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)

yay for bottom!

I was there too

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)

i wish i'd seen hooligan's island live

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)

the best was the first one

"don't you ever yearn for change?"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)

pff

i'm not overly keen on that one, hooligan's island is definitely my favourite

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)

Now I know why Stephen Fry fucked off....

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)

you're just a door

I'm Rick fucking Mayll!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)

To catch the tears if joy

(Jokel, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)

Happy Christmas

(openleggy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)

RIS

I dont get it

Rings? DVDs? 5? Golden?

Say what you see...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)

Four Calling Girls

3 French Maids
2 Turkish Sluts
Alan Partridge in Jon Pertwee.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)

Bang!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)

WHATCHOOTALKINGBOUTBARNEYBOBS?

Catch-22 however is both a book worth reading and a film worth watching

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)

is it a Griffy Recommends?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)

oh yes

you would love Major Major

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)

hahahaha

good lord

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)

turntablism

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)

This is some seriously good art.

well done. *clicks*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)

oooOOoooo, I say!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)

this one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)

Chris Moyle's massive empty head shooting laser waves.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)

Awesome as always Mr Man

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)

you talented fecker!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)

Bloody rubbish.

Doesn't even LOOK like Humphrey Littleton, let alone sound like him.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)

This is supremely ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)

nice work, have a chili rocket

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)

Turning the tables on turntablism !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)

What safety catch darling?

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Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)

this one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)

I don't know how you did it

but you've made me want Ms Lumley EVEN MORE!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)

Hehehehe...

WOOD! :)

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Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)

Posh Birds with automatic weapons = total win

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)

Re:

b3ta.com/board/9835791

Yes I have. I'll try and get a game with you at some point soon :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)

we wre in a game together a qweek or two ago

but I only realised towards the end

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)

Yeah I noticed

I was winning I think.

Next time you're online and Im not playing with other people I'll drop you an invite

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)

reload, sweetie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)

Great Stuff!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)

haha, nice

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)

Ab Fab Ninj

*Clicks* safety catch

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)

Cheers sir!

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Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)

so. fucking. would.

oh yes!

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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)

hahahaha

excellent face!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)

All hail the King of smugness

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)

I just feel sorry for the poor bastards in B&Q etc

who have to listen to 10 odd songs on a continuous loop for 2 months

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fuscous, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)

i worked in GAME years and years ago

and i used to dread the christmas tape. Standing around serving chumps with 'last christmas' and other tunes destroyed what little christmas spirit i had back then.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)

if it was fairytale of new york

i think i could just about put up with it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)

In the high retailer I worked for for 8 years

we had a three hour tape which alternated between christmas songs and party tunes (I mean PROPER stuff like motown, disco, 60s stuff), which was great.

To be honest, you're so fucking busy this time of year, you barely notice them after a few weeks

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)

unless they are the bastard spawn that is the Christmas 'Pan pipe' versions..

*shudders*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)

There's just no need for that

except maybe at Guantanamo Bay

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)

I got out of retail

just to get away from the loop tapes.
*shudders*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)

Fuck you.

I won't do what you tell me.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)

Breaking the rules to wish you all a Happy Chrimble.

♫You'd better watch out...
zombie santa claus chritmas card design

bigger!

Zombie Santa Claus is coming to town...♫

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)

shitting hell, thats ace

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)

haha - i love the sack 'o brains!

The scarecrow geezer from wizard of oz would love him.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)

that's brilliant!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)

*applauds wildly*

this is excellent!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)

quality stuff :D

excellent draw

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)

Staggering talent you've got, Nobby

Happy Chrimble!

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)

Astounding art sir.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)

Bring on the Siegfried Line...

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Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)

I think I recognise him

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)

he was round your gaff on Friday, hunting for spare figleytobis

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)

I didn't have any

I ran out

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)

Peace sells...but who's buying?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)

Mustaine. He buys it in bulk.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)

Turn that over - I wanna watch the news

This is the news

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)

...then the Italians entered the war....

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)

Hmmmmm, should I or shouldn't I....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)

It's Roy Hudd!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)

lol, polititans, gotta love em, especially here in ireland

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CosVhlxpFao LOL

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)

Saw that this morning.

Fucking brilliant :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)

Oh dear everyone is very upset. It's very upsetting when someone drops the F-Bomb.

:'C Christmas is ruined.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)

FUCK YOU TTSSATTSR, FUCK YOU!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)

Will roy and their white tigers be there?

*doesnt know what a siegfried line is*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)

It was going to be "Bring on the Berlin Wall"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siegfried_Line

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Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)

I think she's spotted it's a flake...

*edited version*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)

I suddenly don't want to drink my tea any more

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)

Yeah, same here

she's repulsive to all 5 senses (she looks like she would taste and smell...icky)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)

now you say that

I no longer wish to live

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)

That blummin woman.

That blummin, blummin woman.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)

Excuse me...you missed a few buttons there.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)

and a burka.

EDIT: *wins*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)

You wished it...and it happened...

...(wish me rich and powerful now).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)

Yahoo!...I got the world by the balls now!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)

Oo flakeh!

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Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)

remarkably versatile stuff

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)

*invades Happytoastistan*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)

Chemical, biological and nuclear, all in one.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)

arf

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/30865/1260886636/WMDVODKA.jpg

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)

NSFW noob!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)

not previewing, bizarrely

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)

Market it to the MOD, they need to save a few quid.

Turns out prolonged wars are expensive, WHO'D OF THUNK IT?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)

*righteous comment about the futility of war*

lulz

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)

right on

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)

Hehe...

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Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)

Hai!

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doog Don't read this., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)

RAWR!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

pets and runs away in equal measure

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)

Good thing I carry this huge ball of yarn with me.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)

There's no place like gnome.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)

haha nice

*clicks*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)

Don't waste your clicks...

...save it for something good.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)

The (Mu)n needs more gnomes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)

I gnowe what you mean!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)

Sweet!

Is that a Half Life 2 reference? (you can send a gnome into space to get the "rocket man" achievement)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)

No...this is a reference to hallucinations.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)

I dont know who you magic pixies are...

but I love your magic pixie drink

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)

*flashback*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)

Sir Bob goes shopping for a piece of art... (Q&D)

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R.Soul hmmm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)

Pffft!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)

I don't think he'll give it to him cheaply...

After all, Monet's too tight to mention

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)

SPANG!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)

Go play with your Dali.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)

i have a cold at the mo so i sound exactly like that cunt :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)

One of the great myths of all time that he said that...

Sorry to be a pedant, but Bob Geldof didn't actually say 'Give Us Your Fucking Money'...it was actually 'Fuck the address', and here's a link to the blog of the bloke he said it to recalling said 'quote' whatsheonaboutnow.blogspot.com/2007/10/live-aid-and-false-memory-syndrome.html

(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)

Indeed

I was actually aware of this, maybe I should have shopped a Bob Geldof sat-nav instead?

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R.Soul hmmm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)

Jan Moire

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)

HYPNOMOIRE COMPELS YOU

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)

I misread that

NymphoMoir^TM gives me teh fear

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)

best Christmas ever?

perhaps not

click here to see it in it's full coloured Flash glory (701Kb)

I dunno why I made this but got inspired after seeing Pew Pew Pew!!! Lasers! picture ;)

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)

The gif needs a tweak with the optimitisation

never use the 'Pattern' Dither instead dial in some Lossy between 10-20 and use only Diffusion dither which you can reduce to about 50% - The increase in noise from the Lossy will help break up the banding from the loss of some dithering and combined they will help reduce the file size.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)

*nods as if he understands*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)

Save to Web & Devices within Photoshop - old bean

Although I have often tried to save my animation to my vibrator but apparently that device isn't supported ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)

I save animations in imageready and just play around in the optimise window until it's small enough.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)

Same principle as explained above

it's the same menu system

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)

so...

as I'm making this in flash... should I output as a gif sequence at highest res. then try and fanny about with it in Photoshop? is that the best way?

to be honest, I thought I'd wazz it up here and hope that I piqued someone's interest enough to click on the lick and see the flash one. for 300Kb more, it looks a million times better...

Cheers for the advice though!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)

Who is that handsome devil? Oh good lord it's Redsushi!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)

Ace work on the hands dude! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)

I think your claw fingers give you character.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)

Needs more casts and bandages

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)

Sent To Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!:

re: You don't even know what I look like?
The picture of you I've seen was obscured by all the broken bones.
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Mu Sticks™, Mon 14 Dec, 23:01)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)

Hahaha :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)

it looks nothing like tuna nigiri

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)

The 'pint in hand' proving it's veracity...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)

I resemble that statement!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)

hehehe....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)

That's rather fine

indeed.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)

haha his drink is getting away from him

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)

Well it was 9 30 in the morning after landing in Dublin ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)

I'd have tried to fix his hand, but I rather liked it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)

That's not a dinosaur!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)

Are you sure? He's lost enough hair...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)

Peter Jones: The Student years

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)

Guinness is good for you

Nice work, Mu :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)

Redsushi broke all his bones and that's why he looks funny.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)

Leave her boobs alone you pervert!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)

pfft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)

I love that pic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)

hahahaha

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)

*sings* only in Kenya

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)

pffft...!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)

I can do Star Wars me ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)

These aren't the boobs you're looking for

move along.... move along

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)

kin ell - is that barbie these days?

Looks more like a cross between dita von teese and Anna nicole smith.

Looks better than those slutty looking 'Bratz' prostitute dolls.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)

Zombie Strippers?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)

that's an ace film

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)

I guess so.

I just searched Barbie and that was one of the first to come up :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)

Hahahahaha Chrisssakes!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)

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