hahahaha"Tonight on the news at ten, I once knew a man... and a great man he was. I remember when we used to play by the side of the old, old lake as young children. His father used to tell him not to go too near, but, did he take heed? No, he did not. I remember one sunny day in August..."
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:04,
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BONG!I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be.
BONG!
I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.
BONG!
He never said who did it, but we all knew.
(BONG!
I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.
BONG!
He never said who did it, but we all knew.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:08,
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I'll get my glassesPlenty of "swing long pointy objects at the viewr for 30 seconds" bits. The new money shot :D
(,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:59,
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EeekShe seems somewhat lacking in teeth.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:04,
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Things really aren't going wellfor Roseanne Barr these days are they.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:12,
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Wo
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:53,
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Don't shake her too hard, or she'll disappear!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:57,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Save ITV"){kind=small}
why not take itv's old dubbing policy one step further?as well as dubbing out bad language,add new scenes to movies too.
what was in the fucking case?....golden retriever innit
(,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:34,
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what was in the fucking case?....golden retriever innit
Useless factoid!When BBC1 first showed Midnight Run back in the day they received more complaints about the 'tv version' than they ever recieved about swearing in a programme.
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:53,
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Here's a warning from the authorities: do not shoot the kitten!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:30,
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hahahahah! Quick, kill it with a hastily constructed computer virus, made for a system you couldn't possible understand! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:31,
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What ...AGAIN?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:31,
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Linux?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:32,
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Woo pic.But can't I just masturbate/mobilise in peace for once? ;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:34,
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heheheheCeiling God is Watching You Do Everything
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:54,
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hahahaha!Nice one, Mr S.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:06,
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Not really that much of a joke seeing it's know as the 'Erotic Gherkin'.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:29,
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Really?I've only ever heard it referred to as "The gherkin". It is pretty bloody obvious what it actually looks like though. I wonder why they didn't put ears on it?
(,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:32,
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SIlly banjoGherkins do not have ears!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:39,
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They don't call it the Gerkin for nothingShe might just win herself a part in the next exciting installment of "Soar"
(,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:31,
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Monicle!Reminds me of the Sudan in 1919.
(
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:33,
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Arf!And a whole load of would.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:27,
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Bloody Nora!They're doomed. Doooooooooomed I tell ye!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:28,
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That's the biggest pussy I've ever seen.WOO!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:30,
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Because it bears repeating. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:43,
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HAH HAH HAAHanytime....
ccrrrkkk
(ccrrrkkk
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:13,
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I didn't, that was an echo.Was that the reply you were looking for?
(,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 21:40,
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...mine's as big as a house....
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:24,
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The only way to save ITV is to get back to how it was...... Go on Adam you know you want to - why not issue some commemorative stamps, just so we remember how it was....(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
:DYou're right, I miss the old ITV regions.
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:35,
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Spot onI was tempted to apply for the job myself, and say, I'll do it for free (plus rent) if you bring back the regions.
I firmly believe it's the main reason people hate ITV
(I firmly believe it's the main reason people hate ITV
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:56,
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Did you hear that programme on R4 about YTV the other week?By extension it was about regionalism. Made me all nostalgic.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:02,
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Did indeedshame it focussed on the one region too much though
There's a nice set of vids on Youtube focussing on each region
www.youtube.com/user/Applemask#g/c/B02069E492E7F937
They're a bit amateur in terms of production (and the guy fancies himself as the next Charlie Brooker) but they are very interesting
(There's a nice set of vids on Youtube focussing on each region
www.youtube.com/user/Applemask#g/c/B02069E492E7F937
They're a bit amateur in terms of production (and the guy fancies himself as the next Charlie Brooker) but they are very interesting
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:26,
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Another shit programme idea
Click for bigger (111 kb)
I have avoided putting 'On Ice'. I thought about 'Topless'.
MisterPunch did it that way on,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:24,
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Charlie Brooker came up with Wanking For Coins
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:29,
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Topless celebrity kittens on ice! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:30,
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*votes* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:31,
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HahahahFor a minute I thought this was a monkeon post.
Well done!
(Well done!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:19,
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Oh JesusAll the effects with none of the fun!
Woo!
(Woo!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:21,
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Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*How very splendid! Don't know if I would watch it but the production values seem to be much improved from the original :D
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:21,
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I see the Lambs are staying Silence on the subject:D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:16,
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Well they don't have a beef with it.The kebabs are muttoning under their breath though.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:17,
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Good thing Rapitinui doesn't tend to hang around here at this time
If I ever made that picture about battle meats.. I'd probably of posted it again now.
arrangedletters,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:22,
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Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah*full-on office lols*
I think this is one of the greatest things you've done!
(I think this is one of the greatest things you've done!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:05,
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just spotted your reply to Zak's postI've been trying to convert this for 2 hours and was worried someone would beat me to it. What with so many great minds :)
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:06,
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Well that's slightly less scary than the notion that you just knocked this together in the 2 minutes since my post ;)Ace stuff!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:08,
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I read your mind before you postedgiving me an extra 1.75 seconds
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:10,
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Bwahahaha!Brilliant!!
*clicks hard*
(*clicks hard*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:10,
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Am I missing something here? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:18,
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what a pointless diagramthe bullets explain it fine. I looked at the diagram first and decided wtf.
(,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:28,
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Ahhh Science...Think we need the late bob monkhouse for this one...
SCIENCE!!!
(,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:28,
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SCIENCE!!!
"steel reinforcement bar" = shim.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:47,
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha...breathes...
Ah ha ha ha etc.
A full on W/Y/H from me sir.
(Ah ha ha ha etc.
A full on W/Y/H from me sir.
A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon.,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:41,
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NiceI actually clicked so hard my mouse broke... but it was worth the £4.95 cheap Asda plastic :P
(,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:01,
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Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanowie!!!! :DEDIT: Oops apologies Mac, that was meant to be a reply to Toatsy's original animation :(
Rico,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:53,
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Hey lookcheck out my new toyota keyboaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(,
Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:41,
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Ha!It looks like you got posted on Bogan central forums www.bogan.com.au/forum/bogan-pics-vids/toyota-recall/
( MartinH,
Sat 6 Feb 2010, 11:42,
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I am the only personWho thinks the driver looks like Gary Lineker?
(,
Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:12,
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That's totally going to go in a minute.*watches*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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Oooh that is ace!and that reminds me...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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Wonderful!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:03,
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haha best one I've seen for this Alt Compo- Why are Alt Compos alwyas more funnier than the main one and if an Alt Compo ever became a Main Compo idea would there be an even funnier Alt Alt Compo?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:06,
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Tell that to Lord Vader!:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:11,
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\o/ It doesn't matter, I'd still forgive the fluffs.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:08,
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Awww! They're having such fun!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:28,
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I'm geed topical me.Like an ointment
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:50,
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I've got an anim that desperately needs converting to a gifbut I'm away from my computer.
Whats the best free avi to gif at the moment?
(Whats the best free avi to gif at the moment?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:54,
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instantavitogif.comAtodaG.exe
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:55,
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does it have palete optionsthe free converter I just did left the file at 3meg
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:57,
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no, sorry, no pallete options. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:58,
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Once you've got it as a gif, can you optimize it with something else?Like Fireworks?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:01,
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I like JASC Animation Shop. Ignore that. I didn't read your question properly.
I think VDubmod does that doesn't it?
(I think VDubmod does that doesn't it?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:57,
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^thisbut I don't think it's free, is it?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:58,
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You can download the 30 day free trialif it is just a quick fix. Also, I have been using it for a couple of years now without having to enter a license key :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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Its what I swear bybut its not on this computer
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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Hahaha The car in front's a Toyota... AND IT CAN'T STOP!!!!!!! Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:54,
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hehe yeah,I'd only worry if the car behind's a Toyota.
edit: mp! ^ ^
:)
(edit: mp! ^ ^
:)
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:56,
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just knock it into netural
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:56,
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It's so obvious when you think about it!:)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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no no nodon't do that, you'll be freewheeling
change down gears first
(change down gears first
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:32,
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I've been trying to get an anim of that uploaded since middayfortunately I have now succeeded :)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:05,
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HahahahahahaI was trying to work out what to do with this information, and was even more frustrated to read this morning that the cause of the problem is their not having fitted a "shim".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:56,
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I'll just drop this in here, popped into my head this morning. Didn't even need to change the strapline :)
Apologise for crapness/use of MS paint/Prob bindun-ness but my first ever contribution, please be gently. *Goes back to extreme lurkage*
(Apologise for crapness/use of MS paint/Prob bindun-ness but my first ever contribution, please be gently. *Goes back to extreme lurkage*
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:07,
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No need for lurkagewhen you come up with stuffs like this :D
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:17,
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Cheers! I'll poke my head out of my cave more often then :)
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:28,
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A car blog did similarbut yours is teh more silly and therefore betterers.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:49,
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You haz interwebs fame now :)(
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 9 Feb 2010, 11:23,
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*checks popular page*Great idea but as usual, everything has already been done before by Archie ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:51,
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We need to rename Bindun to BinArchie'dNoob - "Here is a picture of my Dog!"
B3tan - "Sorry but it's BinArchie'd"
(B3tan - "Sorry but it's BinArchie'd"
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:54,
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I was inspired by the other one, but they're not the same.
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doog Don't read this.,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:01,
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HahahaI've given up on ITV. If I watch on demand they'll stop a series halfway though and the cancelled Kingdom that was just about the only thing worth watching.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:55,
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Hey well I'VE given up on TELLY because I read booksand like, am superior to everyone, because I don't watch telly, and read books instead.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:57,
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Yes but your books are all pop up. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:58,
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Silly riverghost!My pantses is not books!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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You're the best!*Idols*
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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I was saying earlierthat it wasn't until this compo I realised I don't watch anything on ITV anymore and haven't for some time.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:00,
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I realised a while back when I realised the only thing I'd watched apart from Kingdom was auf wiedersehen petI watched about 8 one hour episodes and then they just stopped it without any warning. It's worse than most of the crappest satelite channels.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:05,
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Sorry to piss on your fire, but bindun a few hours ago :(
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:46,
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And it's not a monkey, either./pedantic
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:47,
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Racist.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:48,
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Grapes you say?Please.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:50,
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I'll pop a cork in yo ass foo!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:54,
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You're up Jacob's creek.:o
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:57,
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He'll be nearing Cloudy Bay Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:58,
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Indeed.I'm not sure what the difference is between a regular ape and a great one, but this is an ape.
Ironically, barbary apes are actually monkeys.
IRONIC LIKE ALANIS MORRISETTE.
(Ironically, barbary apes are actually monkeys.
IRONIC LIKE ALANIS MORRISETTE.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:51,
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Pfffft!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:53,
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at last!!! something I can be arsed to watch!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:51,
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This won't make sense to anyone born after the mid-sixties.
but it has got the word "cunt" in it.
Out Of Town!!!!!\o/
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:44,
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He did Out of Town and The Old Countryand I have a distinct memory of a YTV continuity announcer mistiming his "..and now, next on YTV..." and saying exactly this ^^^^^^. Later Colditz was on and I was happy.
(,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:47,
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Revision mid-seventies
( Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:47,
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Fred Dinage was personally picked by the Kray twins to write their official biography.How weird is that?
(,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:54,
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That is the most weirdest thing I have heard in the last 30 seconds"By 'eck! Ronnie, Spindle's gone askew on't Treddle!"
"Fuck 'em Reggie wiv 'ad enough o't Pit it's down te Whippet Race Track te duff up some wrong'uns!"
("Fuck 'em Reggie wiv 'ad enough o't Pit it's down te Whippet Race Track te duff up some wrong'uns!"
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:00,
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I have no knowledge of this program I am far far far too young/it's true! ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:55,
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Barryfield - Yay finally a sequel worth watching :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:37,
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Oh no, I hope it's ok!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:47,
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