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# this just in:
jenifer lopez has a big butt
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:49, archived)
# yes we've just confirmed it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:51, archived)
# who wants to get their butt beat?
raise hands please
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:51, archived)
# my dog has no nose
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:51, archived)
# i got him from the animal shelter
he was really horribly abused by his former owners
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:52, archived)
# he's a schnauzer
he's really cute
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:53, archived)
# are you looking to get your ass kicked or what?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:53, archived)
# because if you are looking to get your ass kicked you came to the right place.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:53, archived)
# this is the right place to get your ass kicked.
please form a line to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:54, archived)
# okay well i guess i'll just go ahead and kick my own ass
bitches
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:57, archived)
# wait
jenifer lopez, also known as J-Lo has a big butt.
Reports came in from Iraq late last night that the famous actress/dancer/musician has a big butt.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:59, archived)
# fuck all of you
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:59, archived)
# im going to go over to englend or where ever the fuck all you british faggits come from and kick your asses
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:08, archived)
# come get some
some ass kicking that is
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:20, archived)
# I'm ready
I accept your challenge
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:25, archived)
# okay
we're going to need to listen to some vashti bunyan and eat lots of asparagus so our pee smells funny

then we can commence to kick ass

call me back
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:28, archived)
# Actually I'm going to bed
so fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:31, archived)
# You know better than to post words rather than pics, Dyslexia
if only because we enjoy the pics so much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:14, archived)
# im too fucking pissed to make you bitches pretty little pictures
ya'll don't even deserve my creative gift to the world
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:16, archived)
# FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:20, archived)
# peace love and chicken grease
im going to sleep you fuckers white light white heat peace out
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:24, archived)
# night night

I'm getting another coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:26, archived)
# /talk -->
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:49, archived)
# shit, ain't even nobody here to beat up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been at least an hour, so here... too subtle?

Click for less subtle (234 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:20, archived)
# hahahh hee hee hee hee hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:39, archived)
# achtung baby slam online hair styles using clips drinking clip-art the gravedancers movie secret video of my sister clipper blade sharping in nv astronomy watching tonight in dallas men in black movie credits mixing clp and militec-1 ladies watch sale bar
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:45, archived)
# come on bitch
bring it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:52, archived)
# come on you fucker
come get some
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:52, archived)
# why dont you come down here and just kick my ass
yeah thats right
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:53, archived)
# yeah, you fuckin heard me
i fucking said it bitch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:53, archived)
# who the fuck do you think im talking to?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:53, archived)
# come on
come on you fucker
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:54, archived)
# what the fuck do you want from me?
only jesus can save your soul bitch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:55, archived)
# i am about to commence ass kicking in
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:55, archived)
# oh im really fucking scared
im practically shaking in my boots
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:56, archived)
# give me your fuckin lunch money dickweed
yeah im talking to you
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:57, archived)
# kick my ass and send me a coldplay demo
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:57, archived)
# tell me i've been really bad
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:57, archived)
# can you turn up the oxygen?
i can feel my pores started to clot and fill up with gasoline
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:58, archived)
# yeah well i dont like elmo either!
im not a fucking baby you know
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:58, archived)
# you're a fucking baby
you probably watch like barney or winny the pooh or some gay shit like that
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:59, archived)
# fuck you bitch
you probably slept with every boy in school you dumb slut
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:59, archived)
# im pretty sure that charazard would beat blastoid
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:00, archived)
# you dont know anything and your makeup is tacky and i hate it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:00, archived)
# you arent my real mom!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:01, archived)
# kick my ass?
you couldnt even kick your own ass
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:01, archived)
# shit!
you couldnt even kick coldplay's ass you fucking bitch
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:01, archived)
# im on the guestlist
no really just look under james linling
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:03, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen
i must now kick my own ass
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:05, archived)
# dont even bother kicking you ass
i'll just write you a check

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:05, archived)
# AT THE BUTT BANK!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:06, archived)
# im dead
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:06, archived)
# fuckin' ell'
a solipsist with tourette's!
(bovine intervention, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] "....redwine......redwine.....redwine...."

click for big - click for original
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:03, archived)
#
*does the smug Charleston*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:05, archived)
#
*joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:19, archived)
# I clicked that
and it just goes on forever.......
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:31, archived)
# this just in....
smash is no longer at the top of the stats board, that gastro must be rather serious
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:42, archived)
# I've wasted far too much time on that site, it's too fun
tubedubber.com/#RfQueyRIjao:ey7tGRFLpPE:0:100:0:0:false
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:43, archived)
# I hadn't realised that I also had darkwaxradio still playing as well,
so it seemed more varied than it really was. If you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:49, archived)
# uhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:54, archived)
# nice
Loved that film, never really liked Steven/Stephen King.
What's that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:09, archived)
# man, look at the fucking nosejob goldmine that party was.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:13, archived)
# haha
in a coupla generations, when all the money has gone, all of a sudden everyone's going to have crap noses again. 'hey, mum, why isn't my nose all dinky like yours'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:15, archived)
# jack nickleston's bar mitzfffah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:17, archived)
# edmund kemper was there, he wore a dress and stabbed someone in the dick.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:27, archived)
# and that is why you are my favorite grandma
or maybe it isnt????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:28, archived)
# felt a tribute to lisa bonet.
terrible terrible
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:45, archived)
# This makes me want to listen to Edmund Kemper had a Horrible Temper

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:22, archived)
# Oh man, this is so gay. You're so gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:58, archived)
# wait are things about to get gay on here?
my mom says i cant use the internet anymore if its about to get gay
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:05, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:11, archived)
[challenge entry] oh god please help me
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:53, archived)
# excellent
wow, you must have started work on this masterpiece pretty much as soon as the compo was announced
Oh, christ, this is hard work - keeping all my replies up-beat just to stop sea tramp complaining about me being hard to please
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Good heavens, llort - you're hard to please this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:04, archived)
# Like I give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:05, archived)
# DOKTOR DYSLEXIA!
YR BACK!

ONLY LESS GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:58, archived)
# usually bundled with yr keyboard....

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:03, archived)
# Like you give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:06, archived)
#
I should prolly go to bed. Just finished some serious german-baiting on anybodyoutthere.com. I swear I could almost smell the tears down my cat cable
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:11, archived)
# i got an f on jokes
someone stole my magic cards and spellbook and also broke my fingers with a very large hammer
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:16, archived)
# also: some one replaced the oxygen in my tanks with mustard and my wet suit is slowly filling up with piss
its up to ten gallons oh god plz help me
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# o gd please hlp please.
as you have surely noticed, we experienced a significant webovky omlazením.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:10, archived)
# no!!!!!!!!!! im not ready to die!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:15, archived)
# okay now i am
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:15, archived)
# time to die?
no wate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:18, archived)
# It's a pretty crappy day to die.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:19, archived)
# my bath tub is already full of chainsaws and gasoline, my cigar is lit and my robe is off and now you tell me????
you son of a bitch i better make you lay face down in the dirt like a dog and drop a brick right on your skull. n - o spells no, yeah thats right i went there and you know what? theres no going back. no way. no way man. no how. you know how? i got the know-how to kick my flow and rock and roll, so get off the net troll, the internet is a fun and friendly place for fun people who like to tell jokes and be friends and what im just saying is that you know well whatever
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:25, archived)
# I would dearly love to comply, but I've set myself some goals and I'm not about to let you stifle my plans.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:28, archived)
# no come here just for a second
it wont hurt

just lay down right here, this mud is really soft, its made of the finest materials, 40% dirt and 60% piss its really relaxing and good for your skin. now im just going to apply this to the back of your neck, its sort of like acupuncture, yeah only with a sharper blade and we go a little bit deeper for a fuller effect. hold still.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:36, archived)
# stop trying to cruise my ass
try craigslist, you monster
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:39, archived)
# hey come on, i can even help you with your goals
as long as your goal is to j/o on a toy trainset while i pee in your hair (no homo)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:51, archived)
# Well, that sounds fun.
Can we stomp on the trainset and pretend we're giants?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:53, archived)
# yes but it's my dad's so be careful
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:56, archived)
# oh, no
I have totally lost it now. Dad's trainset? What's wrong with you? I'm gonna delete all my posts and phone my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:01, archived)
# okay fine.
well i'll see you at bible study next sunday then.

bye! :)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:03, archived)
# I was thinking of changing my sig
to something like 'ending threads since'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:05, archived)
# old threads never die
the jokes just get old and then people forget about them and then you look back at them and then you're a little bit disappointed that no body replied to your incredibly clever remark but you get over it really quickly because it doesnt matter and you dont want your dad to see you cry
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 6:07, archived)
# hahaha!
the first time i read about that no homo crap i almost fell over. these idiots need to get to a brane doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:55, archived)
# I have no idea how that would even work in theory, let alone practice.
Maybe I'm naive, but wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:59, archived)
# I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE IT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:49, archived)
# ACID TRIP FOR BABBY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Ahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:52, archived)
# She loveth me.
I loveth her.

It's an uncomplicated arrangement. Admittedly, neither of us ever smile before the injection.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:53, archived)
# well fuck me if that isn't the best reply I've ever seen here
and I was lurking for an awful long time before I got an account
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Whoa!
This ain't no dating booooolsheeet.

This is, erm, *shouts for mum*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:38, archived)
# Also, Rapa, I'd like to ask:
Is the horrible mustard-coloured fluid flowing into "his" head, or out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:20, archived)
# gonorrhea should not be taken lightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:27, archived)
# Indeed.
It must be given and taken heavily.

So wassup wit da pus?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:29, archived)
# again with the awesome replies
you're the best!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:31, archived)
# "Men may complain of pain on urinating and thick, copious, urethral pus discharge (also known as gleet) is the most common presentation.
Examination may show a reddened external urethral meatus."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:35, archived)
# gleet was the name of a band from hamilton, where i went to uni.
they should have teamed up with meatus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Good, solid evidential background to the above documentary footage.
Of what appears to be a melange of babe, dino & pus.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:41, archived)
# I sometimes have thick, copious discharge from my cock.
But it usually feels pretty good. Should I go on TV's 'embarrassing bodies' and show them?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:46, archived)
# No.
You should go on 'The One Show' and show them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:49, archived)
# 7 O'Clock Onanism
why wait 'til bedtime?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:52, archived)
# Just tune that radio in to 693/909AM, wait 'til 9:04, and start twanging yrself off to Nikki Campbell's phone-in victims.
Alternatively, stay in bed, go to work, or live elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:57, archived)
# I prefer to wait 'til 9.25.
Real, live, chavs on kyle gets me sooo hot.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:00, archived)
# nor internally.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:31, archived)
# MAAAAAGIC
MOOOOOOOMENTS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky pearoast, seeing as it is late.

(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)
# well I like it, but could you perhaps make it more intimidating?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I am loving this :D
i wish i knew how to animate stuff
(other than on 3d studio max anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:47, archived)
# I use MS gif animator, it is like pulling teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:48, archived)
# you mean it's fun, profitable and useful when concealing the identity of murder victims?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:49, archived)
# No, surely you're talking about
gravedigging.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:57, archived)
# no, i'm pretty sure i'm talking about pulling teeth.
if i were talking about gravedigging, i would have added 'sexually arousing'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:00, archived)
# Of course.
Pulling teef out them undead is far too easy.

"Do you dig graves?"

"Yeah, they're alright."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:03, archived)
# I might just have to look up some tutorials
:]
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:50, archived)
# from what people here tell me, Imageready is much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:01, archived)
# yeah, when photoshop and friends doesn't crash repeatedly for no apparent reason.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:05, archived)
# Have you tried
switching it off and switching it on again?

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:11, archived)
# i'll try that when i finish this black mass.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Guaranteed to fail.
I'm on (OK, a mile from) Black Sabbath territory, and look how they all ended up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Have actually just managed to make my first GIF in photoshop
Photobucket
Nothing special but i am slightly proud of it :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:19, archived)
# good fun.
no-one's first is worth spit, but we all have to start somewhere. i started saving ones that looked both simple and good and then dissected them to learn. painstaking but worthwhile.

and i'm still crap at it, but that's another story.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:22, archived)
# Yeah
well i'm going to certainly keep trying anyway.
hopefully be able to get a few genuinely funny
ones done sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:23, archived)
# Nice one.
Takes up some time though, dunnit?

Oddly, it was easier in the '90s.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:22, archived)
# Oh yes
considering it is only 4 frames it didn't take too long
but was somewhat fiddly.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:24, archived)
# Fiddly yet slightly crap ftw!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:28, archived)
# that's the ticket!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:24, archived)
# everybody here must speak well of Adobe product
 
VIMOD SEES ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:20, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:22, archived)
# spooky.
in checking the sites that link to my flickr pics, i dioiscovered that one of my photos was used on rate my vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:09, archived)
# aw, I love lesbians
;)
(JoePesky, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:12, archived)
# and their island is supposed to be lovely too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)
# :)
(JoePesky, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Oh, bloody hell.
All that time, all that effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:16, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)
# !
fair enough
*EDIT* I was merely having a dig at Andy Warhol and his advertising legacy.
Admittedly, a single exclamation mark doesn't quite cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:22, archived)
# Video killed the radio star :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)
# Howard Jones?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:47, archived)
# haha
throw off yr mental chains
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:14, archived)
# i, too, planted my palm fern in a coconut carved with an almost human face.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:48, archived)
# also:
YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES WERE UP A LONG TIME AGO. STAY DEAD, FUCKFACE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:53, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:35, archived)
# CAMBELLS CREAM OF DEAD MISFIT SOOP OK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:11, archived)
# What a scream
I'll hang it on my wall


(nice)
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# here's a little creature. have it, /board
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# I do believe the correct response at this time is either:
A - can it be milked?
B - Kill it! Kill it with fire/spanners/bricks
C - aw.. look at the liddle fluffy thing
D - all of the above

(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# it can be milked
but you wouldn't want to drink that milk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
# My answer then is
B

just to be on the safe side an all that.

(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# always best to be on the safe side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:23, archived)
#
E - Would
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# happy cock is happy
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# yes. yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:23, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# now there's a meerkat just begging for comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Simples!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# I shall name you....
the bush penis
(JoePesky, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# he likes and accepts this name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:24, archived)
# I created a show in that Ross Kemp examines penises and gives his opinion


The extra ball hair is to replace Kemps head hair.
(JoePesky, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:27, archived)
# he would so do this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Oh fuk.
That bloke looks uncanilly like the bloke I carried on from Mass Effect into Mass Effect 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:18, archived)
# If Constable was alive today
and off his tits on Mescaline!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# are you suggesting that i'm a mescaline addict?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# No.
Just that you are certainly nowhere near as good an artist as Constable. But, just as tedious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# you're in a bitchy mood tonight, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# ahh yes, the rare pink mudskipper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# he's the greatest mudskipper of them all
g'night all, i'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# i ws just going to make a mudkip or lungfish comment.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:52, archived)
# magenta pig is feeding in the garden
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:57, archived)
# got 3 parking tickets in the last 2 weeks :(

we had my daughters disabled badge showing and the fuckers still stuck the ticket on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Oh that sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Did a you thing. Here it is, it's your problem now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# is this what killed the dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Indigestion.
It was indigestion all along! Who ever would have known.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# poor dinosaurs
65,000,000 years too early for gaviscon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# its what the dinosaurs ate
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# rabbit stew is tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Not if you leave the fur on it isn't.
Did dinysaurusses even bother to make stew?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:07, archived)
# i don't know
reports are sketchy at best
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Why does everyone think they're trying to eat it :(
It could crush them with like ants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)
# it looks a bit too dumb to know whats going on
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# That's bunnies for you.
I think he's speepy like me
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)
# I'm sorry
That was my fault :( I thought Sundrop was hanging on by his teefs at first.
and if he was I'm sure he was only playing.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Oh poor bunny :(
The rainbow dinysaurusses wouldn't really eat bunnies would they?
secretly glees with much gleeness
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# there not going to eat it
there going to gang rape it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# The bunny could just step on them.
Stop injecting violence into my image of harmony :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Rape doesn't need to be violent
why else was Rohypnol created
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# to give wayne rooney a fighting chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I can't believe he was able to impregnate a human female
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# he looks like a slack-jawed knuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
#
thats his wife it's the one on the left of the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# that's a potato, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!
Sundrop would never be party to such nasty doings. Never.
NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# This makes me sads.
sniffles
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# He's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# YAY! *glees*
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# if they strike him down
he will become more powerful than they could ever imagine.

doesn't work for comets, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# He DID have a star wars phase.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# that is a rather splendid costume
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Eat it? What makes you think they're trying to eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# They just looked a little hungry to me :)
Maybe that's because I'm hungry too :(
profiled already
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Sundrop's a prick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Look, he only shat in your toaster because you slipped laxatives into his rice krispies.
You started this silly fued.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
# IT IS NOT A SILLY FEUD!
He is the rudest house guest ever! He totally ate all my cornichons!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# He had a craving.
You know what it's like when you have a craving. Nothing you can do about it except go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!
Poor Sundrop :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# He's a shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# debate it
my mate did that, actually got the ticket written off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I intend to
I don't think telling the pcso that he wasn't a real copper helped my case
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# well, he isn't a real copper
just a wannabe who doesn't measure up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# I guess it has been a slow few weeks in manchester with no real crime to fight
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# no real crime? in manchester?
has everyone gone on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# maybe just the crack heads
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# pfff
had to call the police myself the other night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# What did you call them?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# cunts, mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)
# its almost impossible not to though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# but why hire the snobby fuckers to be pcso ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# because
nobody but those snotty little jumped-up hitlers with the massive inferiority complexes WANT to be pcsos
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# is it classed as assaulting an officer if i beat one to a bloody pulp with his own ticket machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# no, think of it as community service
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# unfortunately, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# A retard on facebook is asking if this picture is real
I post all pics to a folder clearly called "SHOPPED PICS"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Real?
Teh internetz scares me sometimes it really does.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# I posted a pic on the David Icke page of the flight of the navigator ship over stockport
a few people got excited over that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fantastic stuff. I think we should do this kind of thing for a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)
# there easy to wind up, just post on the forum the most bizarre story and they believe it
www.davidicke.com/forum/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# tell him yes
say everybody but him knows that lightsabres are real
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# lol I already did
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# there should be some form of exam before people are allowed on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# my nan did the same
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# i wouldn't mind
but the parking attendant quite clearly saw him put the disabled badge on the dash in full view, before helping his brother, who has down's syndrome, out of the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# thats pretty much what they did with us except my daughter has CP
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# cunts, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# i used to get out of parking tickets using the same excuse each time
"I was driving when i suffered a sudden loss of brake pressure. I immediately pulled the car over. While I was looking for a mechanic, I received a ticket. I do not believe I should be fined for putting safety first. I would be willing to sign a Statuary declaration to corroborate this"
they never asked me for a stat dec
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# darth fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Watch out for the jedi coppers!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] found this today


Click for bigger (221 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# You'd think twice about sitting on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# fake no bridge!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# i want a vespa px!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# nah

you want one of these, much more stylish
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# ooo that is nice.
i'm a member of a scooter club despite not owning a scooter..or ever owning one that matter....but i reaaaaaaally want one.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# i went on a little rally today
about 200 scoots rode out from brum to the vintage and custom show in coventry, it was well good.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# nice one.
my friend , who owns a very snazzy lairy green t5, promised to take me to a rally this summer.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# expect to see many fat baldy middle aged scooter boys
and get very very pissed, i like scoots but the union jack waving patriotisim exhibited at such events does get on my tits a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# ..on Italian bikes?
 
hum
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# i know
fucking weird innit.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# That is a beauty.
I wanted to buy my daughter a powder-blue one for her 21st birthday but she wanted a posh bicycle instead. What's wrong with the kids of today?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Thank you :)
My very first. Of many (I hope!)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# merry candle day
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Thank you!
I appear to still have my candle - I guess b3ta hasn't caught up to BST yet :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# happy candles
why dont you buy yourself the powder blue scoot, you know you need it.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Thank you :D
I actually need to learn to drive. In fact I promised myself I would learn to drive before I reached 50. That sadly does not give me long at all so I better get a move on. I think I would feel too vulnerable on a scooter.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# I love seeing that every day
great work
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# hairdrier!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# lovely.
my first was a 1972 90 racer ( which I later boned down and eventually ruined ) then a 1979 P200E which later rotted in a farmer's barn. Also had a Lambretta Li 125 and GP200. Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] courtesy of the massively fat faced Friz
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# What's a
mono?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# b3ta.com user Mono!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I've only been here a year
Mono is someone I haven't met yet I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Ah, that explains it then.
that explains it then.I sometimes venture over there. Sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# I posted this for you last night, but I don't think you saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
# awwww thankies!
I just finished catching up on the events here and just saw the birthday greetings from last night! I never know if I should post in old threads so to be on the safe side I don't usually.

I hope you don't mind but I profiled Sundrop as one of my Bestest b3ta Things a while back
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Ahaha, not at all.
You can post on old threads for a few days until they're archived. Post away! Just don't expect anyone to ever see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Ahhh, thanks.
thanks.So maybe I won't bother next time and use gaz for thankies instead.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# number 8 on my goodle search thingymbob!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# bumhole bumhole bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# i have no bunghole!
i am bungholiooo0o0o0o lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# MONO'S BUMHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIO
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# It's all about the sportfishing these days
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# and the bumholes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# aww :( I thought you said 'sportfisting'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Yay!
Enjoy it for the next 77 minutes!

Any cake left?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Nope!
No cake at all IRL for this bunny but virtual bunny scoffed the lot in seconds.

Not been able to get here today until now :( There's not a lot to catch up on where's everyone gone?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Was it carrot cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Naturally :)
I used to have a RL bunny and he loved cake. But in those days so did I so he never got a look in edgeways. :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Now bunny haz cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# YAY! *glees*
Groucho Bunny loves Cayke :D
profiling right now
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# You've profiled 3 of my replies
I should stop making you pics, people will start to suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# :D
Well people here love a bit of gossip from time to time don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Floaty cayke!
Far less calories than real cayke I bet :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# happy b3taday!
woo!
G'nite b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Aww, thankies!
thankies!G'nite SkUG sweet dreams :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I don't have the energy to
draw two b3taday pictures in the same day so you'll just have to share HappyToast's one

www.b3ta.com/board/9982663

Happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Why, thank you kind sir.
thank you kind sir.I don't mind sharing :) And it's a honour to share with the Toats so it's all good :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# happy
DAY
(herman:D, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Another one!
I've just finished catching up on the day's events and saw your other pic for me :D I never know whether to reply in old threads or not so I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'm glad I can say that looks nothing like me. Except the hair. Not the style but the same colour. Or thereabouts. Oh and I have teefs too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# ah c'mon
it's the spit of you :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Well....
maybe a little slight tiny bit of resemblance in that I used to move like that when listening to Motorhead or similar musics.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Woo!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# yay I know that hat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# It was the first one
Google Images found for me with a white background :D I still have your Soque Cousteau as my desktop wallpaper; I can't bear to get rid of that wistful smile he has!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)
# huzzah!
 


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Oh wow!
What a lully happy Cayke Bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I nearly forgot the music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj-fxGIKfdo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I never knew it was actually called that!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Happy b3taday bunbunbunb :):):):)
I don't have a birthday bunny for ya but here's a asleep bunny (cos I'm goin to sleep now)


night night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Aww he's adorable!
That'll be me also soon! Night night Ysol sweet dreams :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Happy bunny day cakey!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# YAY! :D
Thankies kindly :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# 4 funkenstein :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# yay, you fixed it.
I was so tempted to say 'ooh, 6 years and no icon' to the guy who did this without the background. But I didn't. Amazing self-control, I feel.
edit: also, I clicked this and not his. And I don't do a lot of clicking, so myrrh.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] DIE!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Comin' for ya . . . head on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# SLOW DOWN, HAMMOND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Shuck 'n Jive
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Jožin z bažin kouše, saje, rdousí.
fucking great!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Da joint beez jumpin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# they do look a bit Czech, now you point it out..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Plaid too !
Two wild and crazzzzzzzzzy guys !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# poligen, ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# KASTO KRUT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# kasto kasto krut
Krrruist da krrruist !
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Ullo ! Kak !

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# For a good time . . . Jump !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Van Halen jump, or Pointer Sisters jump?
I hope it's the Pointer Sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# what about house of pain?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# boom sha lock lock boom.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
# booooooygin yooooooooooooooooooooooooooorgin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# yooooooooooorgin toooooooooorgrin
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Chump's got the moves!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# J j j j j jitterbug !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# shakin'!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# brakin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# that's some fancy dancin
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Foot Goose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# haha...they look like they wanna eat me
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Put a little mustard on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Dance me in!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Dance fever . . . catch it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Boogie!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Gettin' with it . . . right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# he's great at children's parties
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Say it loud !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# LoL :D
Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Hep Cats !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Well?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# It's right there.
I'd be more worried about where your body was.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# fuckingoocha!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# got a goocher
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# it's riiiight dare-ya
also, nice pidya!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# please use one of the human languages
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Also
Someone just said "revolutionary billion pixel sensor" on BBC2 just now

I appreciate he was referring to a telescope

but
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I remember studying astronomy at uni
I was told with much excitement about the "charge-coupled device".
Now every home has one, I've got two. A billion pixels? Won't be
long before we get that on a mid-range camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Indeed
Phase one have released a camera that shoots as default something bonkers like 180mb jpgs, I know it's medium format, back that's technology that drips down as the years roll by
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Don't shoot till you see the whites of their retinas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# The subatomic atoms in their retinas more like
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# well this Leica puts out 100MB JPGS.
So if you're shooting RAW then you're gonna end up with about 4 meg snaps coming out of your pooter. that's fucking mental.
s.leica-camera.com/leica-s-system/
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Things of beauty aren't they
Just a shame the price tag of medium format is out there with the clouds.

I guess every photographer would love to get their mittens on one of these guys, but then the reality kicks in. Unless you are are more or less a studio based photographer, or being paid in a similar environment, justifying the cost would be daft given the top-end gear of Canon and Nikon can deliver so much more for situations that require more than shooting rates of barely more than one a second

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# my computer is still trying to open that file.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# That excites me
in all the right places.

I just bought a field spotter scope and adapter for my Nikon 5000. I think there will be bird stalking soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Two colleagues both have that Nikon body
Lovely camera by the looks of things. All well with you mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Yeah good thanks.
git your DM. meant to reply, got drunk instead.

Oh and I don't have the D5000, I have a D90 SLR now, but that's too big for digiscoping ( too heavy, needs an expensive adapter and tripod )

I'm using my coolpix prosumer 5000's for that. These things. (I have 2 of them ) good all rounder, Macro is excellent.



Click for bigger (207 kb)



(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# is that your penis in the viewfinder?
 
naughty zoot
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Rah
A beast!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Zukes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# france.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Coming through!


Would like to have added a moving background but don't know how :(
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Hammond should be in the back, in the child seat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# stop that! :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I don't think there is a more photoshop-genic pic on the net of the Clarkson spong,
it's just so easy to shop :D

PS love that pic btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha
...everytime:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I remember the tears from children leaving the cinema when I saw ET

Ok, I was gulping to hold them back
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# he goes for all the fastest modes of transport

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# SLOW DOWN, RICHARD
 


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# YAY!:D:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# poor richard, he was just trying to keep up with the big kids
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Rap
How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Monday morning and all is well
mid-semester break, keeps the little shits off my back for a bit
short week too, fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# You should try being unemployed. IT'S FUCKING GOLD.
Apart from the poverty and general fecklessness.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# yeah it's nice for the first few months but I have a lifestyle to maintain.
 
and the constant rejection from potential employers does wear at ones self esteem
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Tell me about it.
I've gone from managerial money to not good enough for minimum-wage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
 
that fucking sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# though I can't help but snigger (inwardly) at family names
just served a girl called Tinkler, that's even better than Poon
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Little Brown
presumably a euphemism for paedo buggery.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I've met Poons and I've met Tangs, but I've yet to meet a Poon Tang (or Tang Poon, however it's transliterated)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Ha ha
Nice mash
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Ride On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Fuck me its slow tonight :D
(herman:D, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha
WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# i mean i know his skin is all weird and his eyes are all boogley...
but whats with those ears?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Eyelids are not pointy ears :D
Silly man!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# *FEARS*
hard!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Bugged Eyes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Mutated heads of Hitler


Should have been an internet meme a long time ago, so sod it. I'll compo it!

Been a while since I last bothered to post anything here, and I wont apologize for crapness. But it is. Crap. Sorry...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# well....
you could try calling Godwins law a meme i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# That's true
We'll say that was the initial idea with this then...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# YOU ARE A WINNER!!!!!!! turn over for more details on your WIN!
You have won a reply.
Your username made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)

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