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I honestly don't see the point in voting this election

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)

Hahahaha

they should totally use this!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)

so do we vote for brown, cameron or that other guy from the libs

imo there all a sack of shite, I'm voting ukip

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)

You'd seriosuly vote for a party run by Nigel Farage?

sorry, that has NF as a member? (thanks benito ) The man, NF, is dire

As someone on b3ta so eloquently said about UKIP:

UKIP, like the BNP, but with Jaguars

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)

he's not the leader anymore

its some equally unpleasant xenophobe

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)

I dont want to vote for any party that had / has kilroy as a member

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)

no I wouldn't vote for a party that had Kilroy silk as a past member

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)

Well, he used to be a Labour MP.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)

I wouldn't vote for a party that had Kilroy silk as a past member

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)

UKIP

oh ffs - there is a UKIP cock that constantly comments on stories in my local paper - he gets on everyone's tits.

UKIP are basically Tories who don't want to pay tax and would otherwise vote BNP if they thought they could get away it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)

There's one round my neck of the woods also doing something similar

frightening buffoon he is too.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)

this is ours

I assume the page is OK - it's blocked at work: ukindependenceparty.ning.com/profile/RobertFealMartinez - he is also a tobacco cancer-denier

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)

Ha - Martinez sounds like solid British stock

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)

You are a nonsense, he is a bed.

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Just Flange, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)

UKIP

the slightly more respectable face of xenophobia

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)

You don't *have* to vote, you know.

EDIT: b3ta.com/questions/famebacklash/post630869

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)

especially if it's for UKIP

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)

I probably won't vote

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)

I thought I might not, for ages

but I've decided to vote now

at least I know the Tories have no chance where I live, and my MP is generally ok, despite being a Labour MP

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)

Mine's Gerald Kaufman

I quite like him, though his having voted for the war is a bit of a problem.

On the other hand, I've no intention of voting anyway - so if anyone wants my polling card, I'll be on ebay...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)

A+++ Would vote for again

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)

UK election sponsored by Ebay

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)

well f*ckin' said that man

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)

*click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)

WE ARE AGREED GOOD SIR!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)

I'd like to know who someone like Nick Robinson would vote for. He does all the work so I don't have to.

(UTB, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)

That's easy

what with him being president of his university's Conservative association when he was there...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)

Shit.

(UTB, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)

Im guessing tory

since he used to be chairman of the young conservatives at Oxford

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)

I've never really been able to look at that picture properly

and associate it with the fact that the potential next PM of the country is in it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)

One of the future PMs more that likely has a Facebook page

Now that's worrying

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)

there's another one

with our future chancellor in it as well

Not only that, but 'Dave' has persuaded the guy who owns the copyright to bury it til after the election

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)

heh

Cameron is bad enough, but fucking Osborne - jesus

if Cameron gets in, he'll be the poshest PM (even for a Tory) we've had for years

that doesn't sound like a good idea to me

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)

aren't they the same person?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)

hahaha

"Revealed: Cameron and Osborne are each other's dads"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)

I didn't know they were from norfolk

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)

Ant and Dec?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)

haha

yeah, that's what I thought when I made this

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)

well, we'd better wheel it out at every opportunity then...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)

dont they all look smart?

cunts

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)

Spot on!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)

I'd totally vote for Smug Bastard over any of that lot

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)

HAHAHAHA YES

Please tell me this isn't shopped

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)

if it was shopped

I'd have removed the getty tag...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)

What Getty tag?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)

THE COLD DEAD FACE OF A KILLER

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)

THE COLD DEAD FACE OF A ~~KILLER~~ Madame Tussauds' Wax Model

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)

haha

very good!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)

pffft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)

This is the news!

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7549905/Labours-Ashes-to-Ashes-Gene-Hunt-poster-attack-on-Tories-backfires.html

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)

The Tory response to everything is going to be "Time for change"*

Who needs policies when you can just shout,
"change, Change, CHANGE, CHANGE CHAAAANGE!"

*(idea kindly donated by Obama)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)

Oh, you're spot on...

And in five years time they'll be saying
"well, we couldn't change anything this time because we had to clean up all the mess we were left with. Give us another chance..."

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)

haha

"We didn't say it would change *for the better*"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)

Quick!

Fire up the Tory Poster Generator!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)

that will be on mock the week

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)

is that why its not funny anymore?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)

yup

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)

haha

you should bookmark this post and refer to it when the time comes, it's definitely going to happen!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)

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doog Don't read this., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)

I read the origial Wizard of Oz story to my daughter

it's very creepy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)

do you want her to grow up a gay?

the OP is woo btw

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)

That font is very OXO like.

I'm now expecting a Wizard of OXO.
You have 3 minutes.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)

Is it time for the campaign trail?

Click for bigger (160 kb)

Soz..

(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)

haha - so true though

please vote lib dem people, the only REAL choice in the election!

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)

^THIS!

if only the shut the fucking tories up

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)

go on

give us a chance.

you can have the other lot back in 4 years time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)

That would totally work.

They should totally hire you.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)

we need more profanity on campaign posters.

woo!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)

Hahaha

Liberal Democrats -
What's the worst that could happen?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)

They could make the drinking of Doctor Pepper

compulsory.

*shudders*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)

^this^

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)

No, but it is time for a champagne trail

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)

Somebody get Charles Kennedy on the phone!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)

I got a thing through the post from Labour saying 'There's no way that Lib Dems can win!'

It was underlined so it must be true.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)

I had one of them too

unfortunately, in my area it's true.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)

Hahahahah! Somehow this has got me thinking of them as the Mrs Doyle of the political parties

"Whill ya let us have a go? Ohhh, gowan! Just a little majority, you won;t even feel us take over! Gowan, gowan, gowan, gowan!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)

Who?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)

Neil Lib-Dem

MP for Stuthhuffftuthhh South & Gornal

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)

semi serious question here:

Who would you vote for if you wanted:

limit immigration
reduce the amount of people on benefits
un-nanny-state England
and I'm sure all of them promise to "get tough on crime?"

I knows nothing about your politics, and it shows!

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)

I think all of them promise that

except the BNP promises it with nailbats and jackboots

we've not got a lot of choice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)

The Lizard of OZ

Bear with me, I'm new, i don't have photoshop and i'm a bit shite

resized
updated, as the last one was even worse than this

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)

Dude, that's BB code,

edit your message and replace it with html

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)

Thanks

i did wonder

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)

Yay!

Now keep your filesizes under 100kB in future, and you'll fit right in :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)

pretty sure

the image upload page said to keep it under 400kb, but if you say 100, then ok

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)

as a rule the smaller kb the better, within reason

you can always link a real whopper, believe it or not there are a few still on dial up and something about capped broadband too.
don't fret you'll get the hang of it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)

Under 400 for animations,

under 100 for still images.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)

And under my bed for monsters

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)

<src= at the front

at the other end
or something similar, it's been a while

Edit/ forget it even my helpful hints won't work properly, Welcome !!
also have you tried this
www.getpaint.net/
It's photoshop for honest folk

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)

is it the first tuesday of the half term?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)

yup!

Well, Easter hols = 2 weeks off skool.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)

thanks

Downloading paint.net.
not sure what you meant with src

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)

Is the tin man played by Julian Clary?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)

LOAP

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)

Poor old Cleggy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)

he looks a bit like charles kennedy here

maybe all liberal leaders gradually merge into one another

woo btw

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)

Haha!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)

shopped pics only please...

w/y/h

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)

with apologies to Fresh Water Mole

(1.618..., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)

I wish that horse would get to fuck via the medium of a bomb

although it would kill the FP once every few days

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)

^ this.

Sorry.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)

Are you ready for the fear?

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)

hahahahaha

Bill Murray...? in a thriller...?

It'll never happen... oh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq0zxmL6jjI

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)

Back off, man, he's a scientist.

(ACE mashup, Joe!)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)

cheers fella!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)

Hahaha!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)

Hahahhahahahahaha! *clicks for Teh Murray*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)

Another...

Click for bigger (157 kb)

(bagpuss_24 bagpuss, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)

mindpiss

b3ta.com/board/9992027

woo to yours though

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)

Nice words :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)

Haha great!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)

Too Obvious?

(daylightisabadthing was avoiding doing something more important on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)

pfft

waggy tayle

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)

"Howling a lot" hahahaha!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)

Five days in quarantine...kinda like US customs, but without the latex allergy...

(Ian Corrigible, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)

Hahahaha top class punnery!

The Chronicles of Ribbit is my fave :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)

pfft

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)

ha ha chuckled at the "Die Herd" one :D

Welcome squire, and good on ya for putting them all in one post too!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)

31st of October :)

I liked these

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)

Money shot too soon for a noob

posting all his gallery

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)

Great first post!

Woo, welcome :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)

it worked for Jessica Simpson

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)

I'm finding this quite unpleasant

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)

you have pimples too?

Proactiv can help!

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)

ahh, a smile makes all the difference!

also: b3ta, HALP! I just won gig tickets at manchester uni this friday - anyone know of somewhere cheap and cheerful to stay overnight? The hostels all seem to be full, and the Travelodge will be £55.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)

bus stops?

skips?
crackhouses?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)

airport?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)

these are all looking like

more and more viable options.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)

Manchester is nightclub central

Go to one after the gig and stay there 'til 7:30, then off to gregs for breakfast!

(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)

I heard prostitutes are cheap in manchester

shack up with one of them - should only cost you a fiver if it's a crack whore.

*goes back to work at english tourist board*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)

By the way, Freddy, love,

Its £5 for a BJ from a buttprostitute that lasts 5 mins.
Not £5 a night!

(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)

what the shuddering fuck is that?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)

oh my god - what is wrong with that poor person?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)

too many easter eggs!

and squeezing

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)

I recognise that..

evancampbell.deviantart.com/art/Gelatin-Head-159315233

(Puckish, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)

looks a bit like bill beaumont

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)

Just because.

EDIT: This is almost identical to a much better pic that The Wub did in the early hours. Apologies everyone!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)

I recognise that leech!

Sorry matey: b3ta.com/board/9993153

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)

Oh Christ! Almost identical!

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)

Hah, sorry did ^ that last night. We even used the same leech!

It's what got me started on James and the Giant X

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)

There are so many variations, it could really wagon out of control

for better or worse....

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)

I wanted to do "Taoiseach"

But I don't think it's pronounced right

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)

keynote speech?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)

hello everybody happy not bank holiday tuesday

(synackle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)

heh

Simple but effective

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)

He doesn't know what to do with eider of them

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)

duvet do don't dey do

(synackle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)

In labs, we were discussing the properties of a molecule which we were referring to as 'D,D-'

my friend from Liverpool comes out with the brilliant unintentional line: "The DD does dat do, doesn't it?"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)

I don't care feather or not they do

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)

That's a bit pillow the belt!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)

...

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)

Childish... but it's all I can muster in the face of 6 weeks of it.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)

the 2:10 long video of Gordons' "O" face is just too much though.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)

I'm just glad I'm not eating my lunch

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)

haha!

i think brown will come out of this with a bulging majority

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)

0_0

eeewwwwwww

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)

Nonsense

Everyone knows it's going to be a well hung parliament

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)

hahah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)

pfft

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)

haha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)

it's all those bananas he's been eating

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)

it's all about the cock with these people

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)

"We almost slipped split-beaver shot past editor" ha ha

A master work.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)

brilliant

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)

Your mind is just awash with filth, isn't it?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)

Quite excellent

(Duckspeak Quacked, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)

Bonus:

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)

The last one being an "adult" film, perhaps?

Triple the fun = triple the woos.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)

I made my 3D specs 3D

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)

A heartwarming tale of self discovery set against the backdrop of a fucking massive owl

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zoldergoose, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)

impressive riffing

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)

Hahaha I like the big fish!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)

Silence on the Buses

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)

"I 'ate your Butler...

... with some Fava Beans..."

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)

yay

precisely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)

haha

that works a little too well!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)

The animal with the hat!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)

YES!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)

It's about 2055.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)

That's great

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)

outstanding :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)

He was great in the fight scenes, he looked well 'aard

Alternate punchline : in this version, he didn't shoot the big guy with the big sword. Aardvark never killed anyone.
And have a wooclick.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)

tribs has already used the only aardvark joke I know.

your picture is amusing. it amused me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)

he really wanted the Ants of the Covenant

sorry

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)

Alternative punchline: It's like raiders of the lost ark, except it has an aardvark in it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)

hahaha!

soup herb :D

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)

Haha!

Aardvarks rule

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)

can I pop this pea here?

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doog Don't read this., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)

heh!

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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)

haha

click

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)

Lol

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...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)

Haha very good!

Bournemouth
Southbourne
Bourne (in Lincolnshire)
Eastbourne

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)

wow correct!

I hope you didnt use Google because that would be nawty

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)

Certainly not!

I knew Bournemouth and Eastbourne by the piers, and I guessed the other two...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)

ha ha, How odd

I'm off to Bourne (Lincolnshire) this very afternoon to play with Medieval pottery.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)

cool!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)

hahahhaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)

needs more Westbourne & Northbourne

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)

I'm not falling for that

I wasn't Bourne yesterday.
(alternative punchline : it was a popular destination for the sailing ship "Bounty". As the captain said to his 1st Lt. - "Bourne again, Christian!"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)

get out now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)

^this

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)

indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)

eeeerrrrr

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)

haha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)

pfffft!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)

Arf!

I take it you watched the "On the Buses" triple bill on TV yesterday?
I should acquire them, just for sampling video clips for GIFs.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)

no i missed them.

were they showing the tv episodes or the movies?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)

3 films

Very pre-PC.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)

sitcoms in the 1970s were terrible for that

On the buses is about the only one that doesnt have overt racism as an integral part of the plot.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)

They probably chose to satirise the misogynistic culture of the time

highlighting the disparities between the genders in cultural attitudes and the workplace, rather than exposing the human condition of xenophobia, racial stereotyping and casual racism.

Or something like that.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)

haha!

plus people LIKE tits and laughing at forrins

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)

what about forrins with tits?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)

you sick bastard

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)

continued. p94

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)

It's amazing how much crumpet Jack got

www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/4/46794-large.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)

nicely

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)

haha :D

It's like being at work :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)

roasting old peas

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)

roasting old peas

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)

so - are they gnus or wildebeest?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)

Brummie joke:

q) what's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
a) you can't wash your hands in a buffalo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)

Hahahaha

kipper tie!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)

milk, no sugar ta

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)

Black Country joke

Aynuk: "Ayli, wanna goo to the pichers tonight"
Ayli: "What's on?"
"Mowby Dick"
"Na, I dow like them sex films"
"Tay abaat sex, it's abaat wayuls"
"Cor stand them Welsh bleeders either"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)

b-b-b-but

Wales and Whales sounds the same in any accent??

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)

What a lovely old joke