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[challenge entry] 'tis just over that there hill
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# mmmm, deer....

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# It started with the iPod, who knows where it will end up

(I helped save b3ta! breel, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# once his body started failing him it was only a matter of time.
however, like most mac products, they've left out an important element, no flash support on the ipad and this chair has no support for stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# There will be Stairs support offered in the Future with the iStairs V2.1
but it requires you to buy the new iDav with USB Stannah iLift socket.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Ah the launch of the iDav
"For that meglomaniac mad scientist on the go you need an iDav - Got a Time Lord as an Arch-Nemesis we have an App for that!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] A future fair for all
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:58, archived)
# 2011
the government finally lays waste to Baisingstoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
# and not before time
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I prefer B&H myself
...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:07, archived)
# indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Excellent

edit/ so it looks like the Tory manifesto can be summarised by "do it your fucking self".
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# ...and then they can blame us for getting it wrong.
Brilliant.
Seriously, what the fuck is this? Democracy by way of Homebase?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
The Homebase manifesto, excellent.

*Patiently awaits tory manifesto cover to become available*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Is this the one?
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/12/conservative-manifesto-cameron-power-people
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# That's their cover?
Jesus, are we supposed to do that ourselves as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Start as you mean to go on...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# How boring.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# It's rather dull, isn't it?
They should have put a big picture of Eric Pickles on it.


If only to give everyone something to put on their dartboards.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I think we've got more of an IKEA democracy
Cheap, impossible to understand how it fits together, and you're led through it the way THEY want you go.

Nice sig, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# :)
I'm still working on my strategy to go directly to the bit where they sell the nice big plants *without* having to go through that fucking 'Marketplace' shite.

I reckon a half-track with rear mounted machine gun should do the trick.

Anyhow, rant over - how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# pretty good, ta
and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I'm signing on today for the first time in nearly 20 years.
It'll be a salutary experience, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth own thread(s)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# I think it's worth it's own thread!
I ashally LOL'd!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] In soviet Russia labour party votes for you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:27, archived)
# if only
the labour party is about as far from socialism as it's possible to get

the massive bunch of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:36, archived)
# ^this^
Hopefully, if/when they lose this time & the Tories fuck the country up even more, Labour will kick out the Thatcherite Blairites & go back to being more left of centre.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:38, archived)
# I don't think it is if they lose but when
Cameron could explain his latest policy of killing all the first born sons and he would still be in with a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] quick dirty and old

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:50, archived)
# haha
I think you've done something to Gordon, but I can't quite see what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Depends - given the unique way our voting system works
If today's poll (Lab 31, Con 37, Lib 20, Racists & Loonies 12) is true, Labour could actually get the most seats (though not an absolute majority).
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:04, archived)
# I agree
Labour will almost definately 'lose', but the Tories won't neccessarily 'win'.

At the end of the day (annoying phrase), most people just vote the way they always have anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Not necessarily
talking to my mum this weekend it seems Labour have lost every vote from three generations of my family - we've all independently (and I mean that because I'd like to meet anyone who could change my grandad's mind) come to the conclusion that this time around we'll be lending our support to the Lib Dems. None of us have ever voted for anyone outside of the Labour party before.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# ^ this
my family have always been middle class Labour, but not after Iraq. I honestly don't understand who would vote for them now.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# yer
Labour's massively lost its way, whereas the Tories will always be the Tories
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:43, archived)
# You have two choices

a) A centre right government with a right wing back bench and business funding.

b) A centre right government with a left wing back bench and union funding.

(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# There are at least THREE choices in every constituency
I'm so sick of this "well, the Libs will never win so what's the point" attitude.

People bang on about how great a democracy is, and then fail to take advantage of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Hey, it could be worse,
I live in Jersey, and after the local government here pushed through some very unpopular tax legislation a couple of years ago, in the election that followed, we had a turnout on polling day of about 25%. That's just bloody ridiculous. On the plus side...we don't have party politics over here :)
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# ^This
[insert political whimsy here]
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:47, archived)
# is that the new central london mosque?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Ning! Have a Mandy Pandy

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:57, archived)
# aw
where's Lube Lou?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:19, archived)
# theres an election coming up Lube lou is busy getting ready
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:28, archived)
# add a nob to make a Randy Mandy Pandy
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:32, archived)
#
andy pandy pudding and pie, kissed the boys and made them cry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Then take him to the beach.....
to make a Sandy Randy Mandy Pandy
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:40, archived)
# But then he sorted out their passports and they were happy again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:47, archived)
# Oh-oh! :)
I knew the Labour party was skint, but couldn't they come up with anything better than that? (Sort of reminiscent of old Soviet posters, but really, really shit).
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 7:13, archived)
# don't you find it hopeful and heart-warming?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 7:34, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:09, archived)
# A future fair for all?
After what they've been up to, and now Chaytor, Morley and Devine fighting their expenses case with the help of Legalaid.....No, I don't find it hopeful and heartwarming.
Fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:18, archived)
# haha
"We're spending taxpayers' money to defend ourselves against the charge of spending taxpayers' money - but this time it's LEGAL"

I'm fed up of this election bollocks. It just means more twats than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:22, archived)
# South Park got it right.
It's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd.
They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Bit bossy, aren't they?
Just googled their manifesto and got this:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Apr 2010, 7:37, archived)
# I'm going to share it with my WC
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 7:42, archived)
# They'll be flushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Sharing copyrighted material?
Are they ENCOURAGING us to fileshare?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:12, archived)
# it's the only way they'll get you
unless you give them your Intellectual Property address
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:13, archived)
# Ahahaha
early morning satire :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Very good.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# i seen their broadcast last night with that actor who you see every now and again but don't know the name of.
i can't see how it would benefit them at all, it even had a touch of smug about it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:13, archived)
# Sean Pertwee. Shame on the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:23, archived)
# And apparently David Tennant too?
*estimation plummets*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:43, archived)
# yer
he's Labour through and through - he's been in PPBs for them before
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:49, archived)
# The Mail's comments yesterday
was filled with "I used to like David tennant... not now"

What utter twats.

Mind you, I had similar thoughts about Michael Caine the other day. He's always been a Tory, but being in Jaws 4 is far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:55, archived)
# hahaa
I managed to get 50+ upvotes on the Mail yesterday, so I feel proud (and dirty)

I'm waiting for the Mail to work out that the new Tory marriage tax break will benefit a greater percentage of Muslims than Christians

DOES NOT COMPUTE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:58, archived)
# hehehe...
lalalala...not listening!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
# wouldn't mormons benefit more from it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:55, archived)
# Bonus points for it looking a bit like
the cover of "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 5:59, archived)
# What kind of eufemism is that then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:18, archived)
# the cuddly robo-hentai kind, I suppose.
But don't ask me, ask the Flaming lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:22, archived)
# it's not, although maybe it should be
Flaming Lips' concept album which to my shame I still have yet to hear
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:23, archived)
# for some reason I only have "Clouds Taste Metallic" and "At War With the Mystics"
 
FOR SHAME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:26, archived)
# Hmm, I shall investigate

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:35, archived)
# It is quite a good album
That being said I am not a massive flaming lips fan.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:57, archived)
# Sort of painty
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:45, archived)
# Oh painty bird, oh painty painty
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:46, archived)
# sort of
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:48, archived)
# It's like a tree and a lady passing by in one

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:18, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE A NICE FENCE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:49, archived)
# THERE ARE NO NICE FENCES GRONKPAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:53, archived)
# NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 5:33, archived)
# i like this new style
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:49, archived)
# Thanks, I'm having fun with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:51, archived)
# he thrusts his fists against the posts.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:53, archived)
# This thread is now about fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:56, archived)
# JEREMY SEINFELD:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 5:25, archived)
# I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:17, archived)
# i really like this.
your usual stuff is very nice, but this, were it a real painting, i'd probably buy it.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# These "talk to a random stranger" sites are horrific. After 20 mins, I was reduced to pisstaking...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:43, archived)
# haha
well done
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:44, archived)
# they're not that bad if you talk sensibly
I've met about half a dozen really good people on there
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 5:48, archived)
# True.
Since posting that, I briefly 'met' 2 sound doods. We talked about various strands of extreme metal! But it's all really for people a fair bit younger than me, I suppose. And vile criminals of around my age.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:03, archived)
# Lester works for the FBI now?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:07, archived)
# a wonderful site for children
to extole the virtues of talking to strangers.

would you like to see some puppies?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Get down on your knees and Pray
(bluetongue, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:30, archived)
# everything seams fine here
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:03, archived)
# le gros chat est sur la table
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:12, archived)
# BONSOIR
 
I am confused, this video has apparently been uploaded for like two years but I swear I hadn't found it til now, despite looking from time to time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7HBlabEtDA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a reminder from Labour


Click for bigger (369 kb)
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 3:59, archived)
# sadly, you could change hitler to stalin or mao
and swap the parties and you get the same result
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:08, archived)
# mao mao mao mao mao mao mao mao
I want, nay positively desire, this shirt
www.threadless.com/product/1960/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:10, archived)
# Haha!
But you can't see just how upset he is.
www.b3tards.com/u/2a42ac9df2761f640a86/cat-piano.gif
Oh hell. I don't know how to make that there b3tards thing work.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:13, archived)
# haha
glorious
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# as you can see I am working terribly terribly hard this week
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:39, archived)
# ...NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:39, archived)
# school holidays ...
i should be working harder than i am. oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:44, archived)
# yeah, semester break too so sod all students around
I have plenty of paperwork piled under my desk I should be sorting

OH WELL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:54, archived)
# plus I happened upon the most comprehensive Beck fan site I have ever seen
www.whiskeyclone.net/index.php

daaaaaaammmmmmn
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:55, archived)
# crikey
you could get lost in there
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 5:00, archived)
# you can do it
here in the states too -

Like South Park says - are choices are always a Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:26, archived)
# VOTE OR DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Awww look at the little fella
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# It makes me very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 3:48, archived)
# 6/10
needs more chanting and arcane rituals
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:23, archived)
# these scare the crap out of me
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Thatzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzpectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Bee-utiful.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Very nice
and I may have to further this species idea for an RPG creature.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# I'm pretty sure they will have appeared in D&D in some form or another already
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:57, archived)
# I was thinking for Judge Dredd
I created some nice alien Glass Locusts a while ago... silicon-shelled critters with razor-sharp wings. Devastating to munce farms.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# The good news is they only bite you once you're aleady dead.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Thats bloody brilliant!
dunno which end I'd be(e) more afraid of though
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Crikey!
Scares me too, but fantastic 'shoppery you done there :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Nice :D
Woo
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 5:07, archived)
# they run the world
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:22, archived)
# HHAHAHA,
Smelly cunt, smelly cunt, what are they feeding you?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# cock
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)
# ha
Did you change your sig specially so that your whole post reads as a sentence?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:07, archived)
# HAHA!
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# No. Lemme look at tha-
GOSH! THAT'S MAKING ALL MANER OF UNSAVORY IMPLICATIONS ABOUT MY MANHOOD!
Fucksticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:37, archived)
#
Oh, goodness. I've just read the horrific stories on your profile.
I'm gonna have nightmares now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)
# *reads*
So, 31eeweep, if you work in dollars and kilometres, where the hell are you from?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:45, archived)
# After a quick bit of googling, my first guess is Canada.
edit: But Australia also uses dollars and kilometres.
I'm guessing NOT AMERICA OR ENGLAND.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)
# You and your mad google skillz!
I thought they preferred miles in Canada.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Speed limits are in kilometres, apparently.
here's a link: www.google.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:02, archived)
# fuckin aussie as mate! oi oi oi!
we live in a country that doesn't have a recession,

OMG, so 2009
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:08, archived)
#
¿slýs o 'qqo p,
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] This election campaign is being done in the best possible taste!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# now that's
what I call a cupid stunt.
(Euan_Kerr, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Remember the olden days politilols he gave us?
"Let's bomb Russia!" and, thanks to wikipedia for the reminder, "Let's kick Michael Foot's stick away!".
Fucking hilarious, that Everett. Didn't he die of the aids?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Sadly yes
he succumbed to the Gaids. A very sad loss. He's the only comedian that had me literally pissing myself as a wee nipper.
(Euan_Kerr, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Hmm.
I thought he was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# i do remember him fondly for this though
In October 1981, Everett returned to BBC Radio, albeit this time on Radio 2, on Saturday from 11am-1pm. This lasted until 1983, when he was once again dismissed after making a rude joke about Margaret Thatcher: "When England was a kingdom, we had a king. When we were an empire, we had an emperor. Now we're a country ... and we have Margaret Thatcher". This remark reportedly led to the non-renewal of his contract with BBC Radio 2.

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Well,
okay, that's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Also: bloody hell you must be old.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
# sadly, this is true
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Kenny used to be the funniest thing on tv when i was a young 'un
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] He will f*ck you up.
(Euan_Kerr, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Some funny lines in that film.
*dimly remembered*

"Ah, Chopper! What'd you do that for? He's yer mate!"

"Not any more, I reckon. I just shot him in the stomach!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Loved it.
"Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me mate, yer might kill me."
(Euan_Kerr, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Harden the fuck up, Westminster
This is Nick. Nick is gettin' all sooky about runnin' the country. Harden the fuck up, Nick.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6pZQX22CQ
(I helped save b3ta! neuro 's cheese game is strong., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# INSTACLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# That's an apt description of the sound that came from her arthritic knuckles when she switched on the fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# pfft
haha!
(-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Jade Buddhy
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# rotting in hell (wiv da angles)
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# hahaha
Take your topical jelly mould design on to Dragons' Den ASAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Hahaha hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Which pic was yours, web wizard?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
#
Inglourious Bustards. I think it was a mistake on their part, as 1) Sheepy Hollow was way better, and 2) how many Sun readers know what a bustard is?
Did they pinch any of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I could only find three images in total on their website, after seeing your sig, none of them mine.
But I strongly doubt they'd have used any of mine if there were more elsewhere. Were they in the 'newspaper' as well?
edit: Ah, just found the slideshow. No, I didn't make the cut.
I like they way they label the images with the original film names - they don't expect much from their wankers do they?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# They pinched 24 in total: you have to "click for slideshow" in the middle of the article.
Also, see the comments to: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2926472/Are-animals-really-psychic.html for the most hilarious malapropism ever.

Edit: I have no idea if they're in the arse-rag, and damned if I'm buying it to find out!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
# I'm surprised they omitted this one, actually:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/77600/1270077147/manelerphant.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:14, archived)
# That was a good one, yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# prophylactilols
jimmynail got a bit overwrought about the whole article, really
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
#
maybe the cat has set up a spy-cam in the master bedroom and gets first hand info on her baby-making activities?? and now some other absolute goose says the cat read her mind! yeah well there isn't much of a mind to read there, is there?

What a...what a...Sun-reader.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# baldiebaldie.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# still dead?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# yes, thankfully
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)

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