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[challenge entry] .
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# DUST!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Nuffink but DUST!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# DUST!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10008555
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# DUST!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10008556
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10008555
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# DUST

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# high in fat? low in fat?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# DUST!
mit lava
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] we need something new
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Is that Nick Clegg?
I am honnered.

In other news, I'm this >< close to blowing my top, having received a public kicking on behalf of the team for not pulling our weight this morning, and then given contradictory instructions by the same person, and expected to make them happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Why are you honoured? Are you Nick Clegg?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# 'Cos I gave him the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *sighs with relief*
I knew someone had put the idea in my head. Now I know.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Top shop!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Thanks Ninj
(is it easier with Photoshop than it is with Gimp?)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Ooh much so...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Q&D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I love the way those 3 main bragging points dont have links to any pages
I thought, "ooh, hotmail for my mobile, i'll click on that and find out more"

But they don't link to anything and i'm dammed if i'm hunting around for the topics
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Ha ha, I can plaigarise too!


See what I did there? He's wearing invisible gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# No no, he put a little helmet on him
So that makes it okay.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Cooking doesn't get scarier than this...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hugh laurie?
pffft... that is a scary resemblance
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# :D
blip.fm/~or82x
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# *fears* It's like an evil Gail Porter!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# hehe
Zaphod Millibrox
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Arf!
The exception that proves the rule about '2 heads are better than one'.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Eeees niiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# This is worryingly well done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# oh GOD

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Labourat!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Splendid!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# He always knows where his towel is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Miliband's
just vis guy, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# According to Gag Halfrunt
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Ah I see!
I was lost for a second there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# hahahah
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# haha
but zis not vis
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# They're remaking Perfect Strangers?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# ROAR!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# greedy fat cunt
*runs away*

*edit* also, your dinosaur looks gay.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Nobody does consternation like
a gay t-rex.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# That's why they died out
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Good cardigan/bowtie combo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Is it, strictly speaking, a cardigan?
Don't cardigans have to be buttoned at the front?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Egads!
You're right. It's a tank-top, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# hehehehehehehe!
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I would feel privileged to be given a biscuit
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# "Barman, another biscuit please!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# \0/


Click for bigger (233 kb)



Click for bigger (397 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Woo!
I remember these.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
#
Nomnom
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Goddamn it
I've not worked out the previous one yet.

EDIT: OK now I have.

I would like a chocolate digestive

Please
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# It didn't click
until "digestive".
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hmm.
?o wheres ?? fucking biscuit ?? ??art? pants
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ?o ?he?es ?? fucking biscuit ?? ??a?t? pants
Is my new sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# so wheres my fucking biscuit mr smarty pants
That took longer than I anticipated.

Only need j, q, x and z for the full alphabet...
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I want my biscuit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# ONE BICKET NAOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Oh, right, with your previous translation, now I can read it.
edit: or, in fact, since your translation is just above :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# please?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# ?
I *o*l* l**e a**o*ola*e **nes***e
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# You've got an N in the wrong place.
And missed the space after a
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Next Time Chief Use More Sun Tan Lotion


Click for bigger (104 kb)
This no help my streed cred on reservation.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# haha what the hell?!
also your website doesn't seem to be working :(

edit - yes it is, i obviously can't type!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# VOLCANIC ASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# it must have been low level ash between my eyes and the keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
#


(quickest ever pearoast for me...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# now THAT'S whoring!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
#
not working for you still?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# nah ignore me, my fingers were being dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Obama?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Wow. Sex dolls come in all forms!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Indian chief have more holes than buffalo.
Also - PWWWWWWEASE don't make me read the newsletter on my own time Mr Rob, Sir :-(

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I watched the leadership debate...
...and made this.

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I watched your gif and I lolled
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I read your commented and nodded in agreement
then I drank some coke zero but that's unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I read all of this
and scratched my bum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I am drinking Fanta Zero
I feel we have a connection, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Mmmm me too
We should start a club, first ten members get a free badge and activity set
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I got unlimited supplies of both.
...and more.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Stick a Black and Decker on there
and he could go through WALLS baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# you've been on fuckingmachines.com haven't you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# The bucking broncho is my favourite
closely followed by the washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Zanussi are missing a trick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# faster than an Iranian Jerd?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# these are enticing
THE LAST ONE BETTER BE EPIC MU!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I'll give you a clue. The sign says Stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# hmmm. so *** *ot *ot****?
if ~ is 'n', then it might be *** not *ot***n

??
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# ~ isn't n.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Ive got nothing
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# You even worked out the capital I.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Arf!
Better in Firefox than in Chrome ..?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I couldn't be arsed removing the water mark.
(poshpaws360 Minced, Sliced and Diced., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Stockphoto Pro?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# No, it's further than that, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Stockphoto Pro?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I don't get it.
Do you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] can i leave this here while we're on road signs please?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Stockphoto Pro?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I don't get it.
Do you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Stockphoto Pro?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Hahah
be arsed

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "don't make me call the security up here"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# hehe
I'm going to give him a go
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# He's just like Obama - everything's going to be totally different when he gets in, and there won't be any more sads.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Clegg is black and he's proud
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# all three of them seem to think think that the taliban are trying to destroy the world, complete shits the lot of them.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Yes indeed. All politicians are lying, self-serving scum.
The act of voting, is, in essence, a sham; merely a means of changing the colour of tie that the leader wears.

But it's all we've got.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# it's invented so whichever government is in power they can blame the last lot for the shit they're in
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I gave my standard rant when GB mentioned about why we were in Afghanstan
which is along the lines of...

Once Afghanistan is secured it gives US/Nato a pincer movement on Iran. a reason WILL be found to attack and invade Iran - it will very likely be nuclear weapons, which they WILL find this time.

Once Iran is conquered (and Pakistan is put in its place), this gives US/Nato a clear run from Kuwait and Iraq right through to China and India - which both just happen to be the world's next industrial superpowers.

Oil pipeline anyone?

This all might take 20+ years, but it is what is happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# You only have to watch the movie
"W" www.imdb.com/title/tt1175491/ for some interesting (and well known ) insight into how long the US has been aware of it's failing domestic oil production ( now down to less than 7% of it's peak ) and so how the republicans and Bush senior realised that they would end up relying on people they considered enemies of democracy to understand the reasoning for the conflict in the middle east and the fact that the plan is far from over, certainly ingoing despite there now being a Democrat in power.
Iran has always been the target with Iraq just seen as a necessary gateway.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# The main issue I have with them is
Was the Evil part of the Digital Economy Bill was added by the lib dems?
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Even though the country would be screwed, i'd love to see Clegg get the job
if only to see the faces of Brown and Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# this
and on the Daily Mail:

Cameron definately came about better in HD, he looked younger and like his airbrushed pictures!!

I am worried people are being suckered in by the Lib Dems, they are Socialists in Liberal clothing, their policies won't work and they want to take us into the Euro and ever greater union (even Brown doesn't want that).

A vote for Nick is a vote for the destruction of this country.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# haha all that needs is a
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Marvellous! Dramatic gophers FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I'm inclined to agree with you
People REALLY need to read the manifestos. There's some stuff from the Lib Dems that I don't like the look of.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Too true, Yellow text on a white background WITHOUT a drop shadow
what the hell are they thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Drop Shadow is Stalinist.
trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# yeh but the stuff about everyone having to wear a tanktop in summer is just filler
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Vince Cable?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# essentially this
it will give British politics the kick up its arse that it needs. And to be honest I expect they'll do pretty well. Once they know where the stationery cupboard is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# They should know where it is by now
It's doubled as the lib dem headquarters for the past 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha very nice.
verry very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# we need a "don't eat the signs" sign
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Superb sir *Clicky*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# you're too kind ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# i had to take a second screen cap from youtube because alister stewart's legs looked fucking massive in the first
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] David and his team weren't feeling very upbeat after the debate.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Am I the only one in the world that thought Cameron did very well?
Certainly nowhere near as bad as I was expecting
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Probably not the only one, but not in the majority* perhaps...
;-)

Edit: rather like the LibDems lolorz
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I was happy Clegg did so well
but all I really heard was nice hopeful words with little real substance. I'm really hoping he continues to come out on top over the next 3 weeks, and starts to put a bit more into it, with a bit more solid proof and facts and figures. Until then...I'm just not sure he's up to it still.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Couldn't agree more.
Mind you, that said - Cameron has as much experience in power as Clegg does; Just more money behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# But their argument would be
the PARTY has experience... look how well they did last time...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# and cite great previous leaders like
William Hague, or Michael Howard, or Ian Duncan-Smith maybe?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# The Tories have always campaigned to get into power
and Lib Dems have always just tried to get as many seats as possible. It worries me that they just wouldn't have a clue what to do.

Still, if I get more of a sense of competency off him, they're worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# No! Re: Mac
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# LOLMACLOL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# ^_^

Thank you for reminding me of an old joke printmeister

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# prop prop prop
prooooooooooooooooooooooooppropprop
pr-proopr-propproprop
prop prop prop prop prop prop prop
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# you could say, apropos!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# *gives props*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Groan!
I was about to say that!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Nice spin on an old joke
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# "I made up a black man in Plymouth the other day..."
Who else missed this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1oQvC4fUtk

To be fair, they've always been in favour of putting black boys on ships...



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(chriky, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I laughed my ass off at that bit
He's so down with the people
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# so he did actually say this then
I thought I had misheard it!

have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# no, he actually said it
that's why I've been banging on about it all morning, while people quietly shuffle away from me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF DEODORANT
Mrs S heard it correctly too. I thought that maybe she didn't. WHICH MAKES HER RIGHT YET AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh, I can enter this one


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(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# they need afro's
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Haha good call :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# not every black man has an afro, you racist
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# but it's the duty of every englishman, to have an afro!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# but you have to watch them all the time, can't trust those types around the house
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# they plant flags!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# they fell plams!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# PLAM PLAM PLAM PLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# PLAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# this is still above the official fire exit in my lab at school
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Afternoon all


Probably bindun
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# He's over on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# It's been done by the muppet show itself!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksL_7WrhWOc
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Sebastien Buemi escapes 200mph crash
(herman:D, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# i like how he tries to steer even though his wheels have fallen off
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# and the way the tyres bounce back on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# it's the new "instant-self-re-attaching tyres" technology they were testing out.
Brilliant bit of kit that. On slight draw back - it makes pitstops look like an episode of looney toons
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# ^ win
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# "this new technology lowers the friction by about 50%"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# ^this
i laughed when i saw that on telly this morning
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# A certain inevitability to this I guess :D
They are going to be in so much trouble over that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Sebastien Buemi escapes 200mph crash
www.b3ta.com/links/
(herman:D, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
#
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# you were
only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

clicks
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Hahha that's nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really opposite, more acurate...
more acurate...Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hehe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# :D

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Awwwwww!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Sweeeeeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Indeeeeeeeeeeeed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# morning wood HEH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# You had to go there.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Well
Suppose it saved me the bother.
/Clickes because it's as fresh as a nuns tit.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Now touring Iceland.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# To Hull with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# :)
Not until that ash clears...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] My favourite brand

if only
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I wish too!

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Not my idea but executed in real life
by myself.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# *hides in cardboard box*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# hooray
at last
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# fingerpuppetsaurus
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Penisaur!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *makes bleating, worthy, desperate comment about protecting the kids, Darwinism at work, and attempts to make a witty comment about looking cool with cancer*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)

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