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[challenge entry] 100% TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# yes he does
with his goat tentacles

he's also likely to make VAT rise to 20%+ apparently!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# what a bastard.
Still, at least he gives us eternal life in paradise for our suffering. Right?



....right?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# oh yeh
sure, sure
as long as we raise enough money to build a gigantic mansion for me to erm, do the church accounts in. Yes that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# "Well, the God I believe in isn't short of cash, mister!"
/Bono = wanker (but he's got a point there)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# ^ FACT
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# *writes this in science exam*
*fails exam*
*sues examiners for religious discrimination*
*profits!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Top tasche!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Verily
tis a mighty 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] You don't question things that work, period.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# hahahaha
now THAT'S SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# did he just break
his banjo string? *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Ho ho ho

/edit: oooh new compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
# *waits for christian nutters to take this seriously*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] It's gripped - sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# haha
let's off road!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# hahahah
"Lindsey, you TIT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# THE HAT!
the famous hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Ha!
that's the solar powered version of the calculator I have in front of me. That's right, the Casio fx-83WA...who's jealous?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# that has at least 30 buttons more than any calculator needs
especially when you have CALC.EXE /S
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:43, archived)
# For my day to day work yes
but I have used most of them for various past exams and wotnot
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:45, archived)
# calculators? exams?
back in my day
worked it for ourselves
sliderules
all this were fields
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# And now you have to work it out with a pencil?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Ha! There's a joke in there somewhere
something about constipated accountants
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# they are ALL constipated
have you ever met one?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Every time I look in the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
grip that toilet seat HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# For your information, I am not constipated...
it just takes a while for my guts to wake up. Trust me, come 11am-ish I will re-enact Krakatoa
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha... what!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun I'm sure


Gigantovision
www.b3tards.com/u/43cdf6526fe4800e16bb/tnmlarge.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# hahahaha
I actually thought to myself "But that's not... oh bugger"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Our moon is much smaller than that, surely
(likeajackhammer, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Nope that's about right...
"These sheep are small, those ones are far away"
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Nope
some scientists even state that the earth-moon system can be seen as a double planet system

Same thing with Pluto/Charon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Death Star Mk II was 160 to 900 km in diameter
The Earth's moon is 3476km in diameter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
# that's a wide range
have you researched this properly?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I measured it
using wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha nice!
Mind if I slip in a pea here?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Haha
This is exactly how I would test anti-gravity
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:36, archived)
# haha yes
build a monorail!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

NING Babs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Hi Wobbles!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Haha, now will you build me my hoverbike?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Haha this is brilliant
Best science ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I am not going to enjoy this until I am assued that the cat wasn't harmed.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# The welfare of our experimental cats is taken very seriously at Barbarossa Gravity Labs inc.
The toast however, not so lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# That would make a nice poster
do kids still have posters on their bedroom walls? Or is it all LCD TVs and crack nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# my little angel has a mixture of pony and fairy pictures and astronomy pics
she is torn between the world of a 7 year old girl and the world of a budding nerd
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Surely the Death Star is about the size of Mimas

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Indeed.
The Death Star IS Mimas.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:59, archived)
# SCIENCE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Pedant
That's teh deathstar from ROJ not SW (never confused for moon)
(Lurchio, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hehe
I realised about 30 seconds after posting and hoped nobody would pick me up on it. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# haha that's fecking ACE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Forget the science Al, just hurry with that bucket!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I loved KFC
til I read about the one in Leicester Square this week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:24, archived)
# oooh do share
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:26, archived)
# It's not pleasant
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8672931.stm

I actually found this the m ost disturbing:
"The council inspector also found there was no hand wash for staff in the food preparation area. "
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:32, archived)
# that's how they get the flavour right in the colonels special recipe!
dirty buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# A secret blend of herbs, spices and E.Coli
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Nicely done is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Ha ha
Whatever he's serving, it's gonna be fast
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I'm a few days late
but this is so win I had to travel back in time and say WIN!
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 16 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] too easy?
(zecbmo, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes... but true
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Good taggage.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:25, archived)
# this is from back in the day
when I'd spend as long positioning the tag as I would actually making the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Holey Bible more like
am I right? am I right?
I'm here all week (I really am)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho Fuk Soks
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# mmm.. that's my lunch cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:14, archived)
# ^^This
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Ooh, thanks for reminding me
I have some leftovers from last night and that image has really got me in the mood to reheat them for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# is Chinese food sold in Pints and Quarts in the US?
how odd
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
#
hahahaha superb
(ALBIONISM, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! outstanding :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# wow
so that's how they make the shape at the top.
It's the same shape as Rik Wallers Pie Crust
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# aaahahhahahaa......
ew.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
Rik waller... *reminisces*

EDIT: and COR, superfast broadband FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:14, archived)
# "Dedicated anal fold harvesting equipment"
*shudder*
Lovely image there.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# haha
didn't he go out with some anorexic bint from ibiza uncovered? how the hell did that work...
(babyaeroplanes, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Jack Sprat
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Congrats on the FP.
Also any mods reading this - please FP mu's picture, it is excellent and currently winning the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:21, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# ha. "a professional heavy weight", i like
aren't 2B pencils actually purer graphite than 2H? (they have less clay in them)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# haha.
Reminds me of that bit in ferris beulers day off, where he says 'he is so tight, you stick a piece of coal up his arse, in two weeks you have a diamond.'!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# As funny as this is,
I'm a little pissed off with you for reminding me about Rik Waller :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Hmm...
We'll be rich!
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 13 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ...TOAPY



CF slightly more readable
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:08, archived)
# hahaha
I loved the Numskulls!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:11, archived)
# yeyyy
i'm going to find my old beanos
(I helped save b3ta! libertinelynch this is not my Board Sig, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I used to love those guys!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# That is fucking genius.
I want a car that eats squirrels.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I give this much love and clickage
How do I subscribe?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:30, archived)
# send me your bank account details
I'll do the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Fake!!!
No Bridge, No Shark!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I think he was just fucking with us.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:24, archived)
#
risn + wut?n + yourdogn = LOLn
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:33, archived)
# ^ What she said

* I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] say whaaaaat?
I'll abandon this here

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:35, archived)
# No it's meant to be FAKE science.
Her bust is made out of PURE science.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:38, archived)
# But they are clearly fake
fake + SCIENCE = fake SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:39, archived)
# No but it is SCIENCE what made the FAKE.
So SCIENCE.

And I wear glasses and everything so I'm right you're not can't say it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:42, archived)
# and this is who invented it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:58, archived)
# O_O
oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:02, archived)
# there's the science
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
#
That would appear to be the answer to this question:
http://deagostini.com/ilovehorses
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:39, archived)
# and this one
say.expressivo.com/fRdzenuc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Brilliant.
I clicked on that. Good job I'm working from home.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:57, archived)
# merrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha
I get this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Bit tenuous for compo
...but I've always harboured a large suspicion that he was just guessing on this one.

snurl link works for anyone who needs to de-ris.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Captain Picard tried to prove it in ST:TNG
but it was proved fairly recently I believe


edit: I have just read what I typed here and now I want to kill myself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Indeed.
Despite the fact that it might seem like dry subject matter, I thoroughly recommend this book:

http://deagostini.com/ilovehorses

- against expectations, a riveting read.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# right
say.expressivo.com/KDaPXceh

actually I would probably enjoy that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Dammit
I've got to stop clicking on these.

I've gone for the reverse technique - just posting innocent links that look like horse to the casual observer. Bet nobody will ever click on anything I link!
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:13, archived)
# clever
clever
(spinoza, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:43, archived)
# nerdlols
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# hahahaha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:34, archived)
# win
pure win.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 14 May 2010, 17:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:06, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHHAHH!
 
THERE IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:09, archived)
# #
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:15, archived)
# Why is mu's picture not on the front page yet?
Hedgehog said he was going to sleep with you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:19, archived)
# You just answered your own question there, buddy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Well, do what we ask for and I'll persuade him not to.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:20, archived)
# hahahaha.. wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:21, archived)
# hahaha
for a moment I thought that was Mel & Kim
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:33, archived)
# mmm... mel and Kim
then, obviously not now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:36, archived)
# Yes, because Mel is dead.
so would be a little dry.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Dave & Nick
The DVD Box set
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:06, archived)
# Until it turns into the pissing in the soup scene
from War of the Roses
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 7:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:00, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:20, archived)
# Birdus blackus
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:33, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It could be true. It's not like you'll ever be able to go to Antarctica and prove us wrong. ;)

Sponsored by bp.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:06, archived)
# I probably could if I wanted, it's not far.
 
but a pleasing image
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:14, archived)
# Found it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz_ffG6Loik
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:20, archived)
# ah right
didn't hear a word he said, still got this playing in another tab
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YmNPTbo7Xs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:30, archived)
# I needed a dose of Bong Ra after listening to some soft as shite tracks, rather erroneously described as "#1 D'n'B track"
"there were animals torturing people, and people torturing each other.."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:34, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:15, archived)
# They always seemed aloof.
Which is dark, you know, once the farce is taken away.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:56, archived)
# very good!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:07, archived)
# MELGE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
Awww
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:09, archived)
# he does this for a full minute at least
www.b3ta.com/links/Kitten_suckles_air
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:10, archived)
# When they look at the camera, it just WIGS ME OUT!
Respect the 4th wall man!! I'm in private here!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:13, archived)
# GLOSSOLALIA CAT IS CHANNELLING
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:31, archived)
#
 


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:38, archived)
# :DDDD
(herman:D, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:42, archived)
# shake shake shake.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:53, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiGFndSuAmQ
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:43, archived)
# that's an interesting channel
standing cat with "Also Sprach Zarathustra", and.. this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iamUjSHQ9eY

NICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:53, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhh I'm a dick
I only noticed the three most recent uplaods

ahhhahhhahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:55, archived)
# This one is so much better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8TDaMqL-X4
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:58, archived)
# not playing for me, but if it's drum and bass, I'll probably agree.
 
damn this connection, and DAMN YOUTUBE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:08, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:55, archived)
# you're welcome, I am a dick.
 
I have visted before but not recently.
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:57, archived)
# It's okay
This was my big moment, over a million views
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l94S1yDJEE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:59, archived)
# and rightly so, that shit is tight, boy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:07, archived)
# Do you know where that vid is of Fiddy reversing and looking stunned?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:11, archived)
# no, I've only seen stills (juxtaposed with Xzibit, naturally)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:15, archived)
# Jesus Ice Cream Sandwich!
Purina hot chow! Meow!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:54, archived)
# this not cat chow
www.funnyordie.com/videos/481abb4af1/cat-in-a-dress-eating-a-hot-pocket-from-that-happened

DO NOT FEED CAT HOT POCKETS, THIS IS CRAZY! TO PUT CAT IN DRESS, MERELY INADVISABLE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:57, archived)
# Was that, ... a cat in a dress?
O_o
                        o_O
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:53, archived)
# inadvisable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:09, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Biffy Clyro Biffy Clyro Biffy Clyro Biffy Clyro Biffy Clyro Biffy Clyro Biffy Clyro Biffy Clyro
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:12, archived)
# This cat does not look at the camera.
So the imagination can run wild and free.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:14, archived)
# MONORAIL!
 
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:30, archived)
# :DDD
(herman:D, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:42, archived)
# MELGE
what a most excellent word
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:12, archived)
# For the longest time, I thought it was called 'Slow Gin'.
A loooong time later, I learned it was in fact, 'Sloe Gin'.
Who is slow now?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:29, archived)
# I remember having a bottle of sloe wine in high school
Everyone thought it was some magical new "slow" booze.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:58, archived)
# When I was little I thought a newsreader called Khalid Aziz was actually Carly Disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:01, archived)
# not in high school, man
no booze is slow booze
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:16, archived)
# SMERG MERM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:55, archived)
# there appear to be chodes flying out of my bakerloo line
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:13, archived)
# Cystitis paradigms FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:39, archived)
#
hahahaha
(ALBIONISM, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# ha ha!¬
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 13 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Five Senses.
(twattybanjo, Thu 13 May 2010, 4:20, archived)
# Octagonal irises put me on edge too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 4:23, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 May 2010, 4:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 May 2010, 5:56, archived)
# Cool. Even if I had to chase you to find it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpYyqaSYLyw
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:01, archived)
# |-) zzzzzz.....
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:12, archived)
# hey, what has two thumbs and loves bangin' green chicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 6:39, archived)
# I dunno.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:57, archived)
# I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (358 kb)
(ALBIONISM, Thu 13 May 2010, 3:01, archived)
# ahhhahhahhhah
we have the technology
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 3:04, archived)
# What's going on ear then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 May 2010, 3:27, archived)
# Fantastic
I saw the top of his head then thought "Someone should do something with van Gogh and that mouse with the ear on its back." Then I scrolled down and there it was.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 13 May 2010, 3:48, archived)
# Damn man, switch to a higher resolution.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 3:53, archived)
#
looks fine on my screen
(ALBIONISM, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Great idea
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2010, 5:33, archived)
#
why thank you all
(ALBIONISM, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hairy ghosts wee out of their anus....FACT.

proof.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Ahahaha, it's guess how drunk tits is time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:20, archived)
# or full of cold : (
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:22, archived)
# :( get better, Tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:24, archived)
# ta
: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Holy fuck!
Hairy ghost nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:28, archived)
# He hasn't got much choice,
the poor bugger hasn't got a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:29, archived)
# PISNUS

I never really thought about ghosts being hairy, that's quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:30, archived)
# haha
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:30, archived)
# HE SLIMED ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:34, archived)
#
hahaha
(ALBIONISM, Thu 13 May 2010, 3:11, archived)
# EEK GHOATS!
Beans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 May 2010, 3:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 May 2010, 4:07, archived)
# CLOACA
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 May 2010, 3:53, archived)
# Hahaha
I would watch most haunted if this were the case.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:10, archived)
[challenge entry] think i might have watched back to the future a few too many times recently
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:03, archived)
# MR FUSION
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:20, archived)
# MR T JUNCTION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2010, 2:30, archived)
# WHERE WE'RE GOING, THE ROADS ONLY GO UPTO PRESEDENTIAL PALACES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 May 2010, 3:16, archived)

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