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# bindun shirley
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:44, archived)
# We most certainly have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Surprise winners in South Africa...

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:36, archived)
# Dinosaurs aren't real.
I'm going to call your mum and ask her to keep an eye on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:49, archived)
# Why do you think they're SURPRISE winners?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:51, archived)
# I want SKorea to win because of Girls' Generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:52, archived)
# Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Gee gee gee baby baby baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:54, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our soccerball-crazy dinosaur world champion overlords
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Yay
go dinos!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:52, archived)
# This is awesome
and deserves more attention and not getting lost in the small hours of Sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I clicked rather a few times but still unsure how many will count after the initial.
Save the dinos!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Only just seen this. I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# YAY TEAM !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Going boldly where no fiend has ever gone before

it says fiend.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:46, archived)
# JFszlOJS
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)
# *gives mu medication*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:26, archived)
# I see everything but the N
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:52, archived)
# The n isn't in capitals
so look for an 'n' like this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:59, archived)
# dude, you can't grafitti space
i mean seriously man, what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 4:04, archived)
# its a spaceship
:C
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 4:06, archived)
# :D fuck yeah for shapceshipz
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 4:14, archived)
# No it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Herrrooo??????
Am i the ONLY b3tan up?
With Le Mans 24hrs on?

With my reputation......

Oh well, there's no place like alone

(misanthropic_lobster scuttled back to his cave on, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:37, archived)
# FAQ
taa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:39, archived)
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sounds like a kind of middle eastern goat cheese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:40, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:40, archived)
# I am unable to be coherent at this time
I mean

I'm not able to be as even incoherent as I am at the best of times

that's less coherent.

here. have a letter b.

B
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:41, archived)
# BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)
# B is for BISCODEATS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:50, archived)
# TBANK YOB FBR THE LETTBR B.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 4:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:50, archived)
# A misanthrope
complaining about being alone?!?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)
# not complaining
just never seen /board so quiet on a saturday nite.
(misanthropic_lobster scuttled back to his cave on, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:38, archived)
# and I like the way you move.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
# This reminds me of this-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMUVVb8T8MA
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 4:46, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 4:27, archived)
#


where do I tick "I didn't make this but thought it was brilliant"?
(I helped save b3ta! citricsquid, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# There's no checkbox for that.
There's Reddit for that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:31, archived)
# OK I put up some pictures I made of famous people
Alice - Frank
Gok - Marilyn
Martin - Zach
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
# All very super woo!
but somehow you made Zappa look a bit chubby - that was something he never was!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Very cool
I like how you made Gok Wan rather abstract.
But Lemmy without moles? :)

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:42, archived)
# anywhere but b3ta really
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)
# is that for me?
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# its at
www.goatse.cx
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Ha ha goatse.cx mail!
Brill!! :D

Not that I looked of course
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Anywhere else but here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)
#  

(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Saved!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)
# now he really blowin the trumpet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:40, archived)
# ACISM
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Top Shop
... but already I'm bored with off-field media ... 5-Live has been doing my nut in with England FC melancholy.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Trouble is...
the press love England to lose.... it's like songwriting, no-one wants to hear a happy song
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# True ... but :)
I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:26, archived)
# PLAGIARISTS!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Arf!
and then Stevie G goes and twats someone for hogging the gramophone.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Never too soon


U

S

A
(regthing Scouting for boys, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# heh
I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
#
Good man!
(regthing Scouting for boys, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# me too
but only for a split second

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Great ,,, pfft ... etc.
Should have chose an Engalnd shirt boss :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Should that be 'UR A SPAK'?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] variation on a theme
(siamese bat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# INFINITE COCKS!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Nice, except the Bigger cock always disappears.
This never happens in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# i know this
but i cant be bothered to fix it lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Aha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# :D
hahahaha awesome
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Mandelbrot's fucktool
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Hairy castle towers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Behold! The Evercock!
Omnicock.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Davina McCall's got one of those in her bedside cabinet


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# and so the backlash begins
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# backlash?
when they don't win it, Rob Green will be the reason. Like David Beckham was before, like Southgate, Waddle etc.

Not because they're simply not anywhere near the best team in the world, surely it couldn't be that... :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# there's always one player who gets hung out to dry...
it's one of the things I love about the english media during the world cup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Every defeat needs a fall guy
Be he responsible or a scapegoat. No such thing in the tabloids as "Ah well, one of those things, still, it was fun."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# what happened to rooney?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# that was ronaldo's fault for winking after rooney had been sent off
for stamping on carvalho's baws, i think
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# indeed
far from it reflecting on the country's footballing ability, or the quality of the team, it's the fault of one guy who made a mistake.

Carragher should've been sent off tonight for a last-man clothes-line bodycheck, but it didn't get a mention after it happened other than "he just about gets away with that"

haha, they would have been shiteing out their eyes if something similar had happened at the other end
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# or the studs up slide tackle on the keeper....

'ooh he was a bit late' '50/50 ball'

my fucking arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# never fear
they fucking drew the first game in 1966 as well

hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
# yea I heard that fudd James Corden say that on his abortion of a footy tv show
Katy Perry was sexy though..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# i only jest
i watched the game with some american inlaws, so this made it all much more fun actually.
which is the point afterall.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# jest away...I want england to get pumped out :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Great for eating corn on the cob !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# ooh
i see a garath southgate-esque advert in his future.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# fresh baked jazz hands
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Probably more like Jizz Hands...
.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Ha
yours is funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] first time, hope you like it!


Click for bigger (121 kb)
(zzoe, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Ya never know . . . could get hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# damn you football
whole country being online now means i can't post my pic about, erm, football.
(or the b3ta server is borked)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Try telling cr3 that
he told me it was me, not b3ta, yet loads of people have had problems, it gives me more jip on firefox than internet explorer. If you tried to upload it, more than likely it will eventually turn up in your my images folder
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# hmm
my only other option is safari.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# The new 5 is out . . . just sayin' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Green, your interview at Disneyland has been rescheduled.


I am sure keeper's gloves used to be smaller.
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Duh . . . now I get it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Rooney, Carragher, Lampard, Crouch, Wright-Phillips
were worse all round than Green was tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Ah well
I have tits and a womb, what do I know about football
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Caption please.
Edit:- Ummmm....please try to make it football related. Thanks :-D

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)
# They're not ALL rohypnol...
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Ha !!!!!!!!!
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Those smarties are going to fall off if he's not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# "I am completely reformed and no longer a danger to children.
Thus, I am able to perform the role of frozen dessert salesman without mishap."

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# That black ice cream on the flyer looks god awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Those black ice creams
stealing all our flakes
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
#
god awful erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Dont drop your ice cream in the road
It'll be worse than when he dropped the soap in the prison showers
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I'm going to stick this up your 12 year old cunt you BITCH...
or summik?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# ....meanwhile
Gary was in search of a new girlfriend as his old one had split.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The boys done well.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Poor guy must be heartbroken.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# To be fair it's only the first match of the group stages and it ended in a draw
Better that than being to blame for losing a match in the knockout stages.

Plus he isn't Columbian.

So it isn't all bad for him! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Oh Bugger
I think that I love you.

I have spent the last 3 days as a dirty unemployed watching the Fast Show. Have a taxpayer funded click.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Thank you!
It was a taxpayer funded image. (No challenge entries for 3 years then haven't missed a week for the last 7? Slight change of personal circumstances I think!)

I love Unlucky Alf. All the better for being so predictable (e.g. long walk down road towards big hole.)
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Bolognese Fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Baked bean fingers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Fish fingers fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Cadbury Fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Top accordianing there from Jonesy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# oh my god, who is this guy?
I must be the only twat who doesn't know!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# He is....
FREEBASE. Found yonks ago by, um, somebody I can't remember and now a meme.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# But you have a picture with his mouth-farting face on a girl's nickers on your profile page! :\
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# i know!
I knicked his picture, but I had no idea who he was

I thought he was a rugby player haha
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 16 Jun 2010, 1:11, archived)
# by the way
OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY ARE ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Fellow Bellow Fellow
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Ahahah, awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# COOPETITION COMMENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
keanu
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Oh look, someone else's meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Isn't that the point of a meme?
RECEIVE...CARRY...MUTATE...TRANSMIT.

I can't help myself!!!!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Personally I'm more worried about who's marinaded beckham in barbeque sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# And a waistcoat? Are waistcoats coming back? I can totally get behind that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# The shiny Italian suits were best thing about that match.
We're not going past the quater finals after that lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I don't know, we were all over America for 20 minutes at the end there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# They looked fucked after an hour.
As the commentator said "England have the better players, but the US are paying as abetter team."
How many cards are we carrying through as well?
Not holding out much hope...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Ok, now we're moving into a deep level of metasport that I can't keep up with.
I couldn't name the majority of the england team that just played.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# If by "all over" you meant ran at but didn't look where to pass,
then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Oh cheer up, grumpy pants.
At least it was only a freak goal that stopped us winning, rather than anything the americans created for themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# After the last few matches and this one,
If that's the best they can do, they're fucked. Hopefully, they'll pick it up a bit after that. Of course, it doesn't help that a number of players can't do more than 45 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# In other news.
We've got SBS showing the footie here (although it's really ESPN with the SBS team at helf-time) and it's really rather nice not to hear a single mention of 1966.
And by SBS, I mean the Australian TV channel, not the Special Boat Service, although that would be quite entertaining.
"Bloke passes to bloke. I'd say their names, but security and all that. Faaahkin poofs, I'd have slotted the keeper and stuck plastic charges on the goal posts by now. Bloke crosses to Bloke, Bloke and Bloke. Bloke saves."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Waistcoats never left, man
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I've been rocking them since I were this high!

(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# It's a good look for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Toyah Willcox?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# You know, at first I thought this meme was a non-starter
but it's really starting to grow on me.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# It's basically a sitting down Henry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# ....and other sentences
that were impossible not oh-so-many years ago
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Mind piss
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# He looks like he's about to spit . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# You should see it here.
"What's all this shit, Bruce?"
"'S soccer, mate."
"We play soccer? Faaaahk, mate."
"We're in the world cup."
"Really? Fuck? I LOVE soccer. Come on the Socceroos, we can win - what was it again?"
"The world cup."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# ning peeps - how be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Arrrgh!
Ullo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Yeeeuck
(The blood, not Rob!).

It's been over an hour since the last post. Wtf is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I think there's some
kind of sporting event on. Polo maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Yes please, I am out of mints
*Takes Polo*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Football is happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# People are hypnotized
by the angry wasp noise on the world cup
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I actually switched it on a few minutes ago
The noise was terrible but I watched with the sound off for a few minutes and to say that Engerland were playing like a bunch a girlies would be insulting to girlies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# have this as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# LEAVE OLIVIA ALONE
LEAVE HER ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# For a brief second i thought that
was alicia keys
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# ____O____
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# ?
That doesn't look like Olivia de Havilland
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# That's disgusting...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# He was Robbed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Alright mockles
Im good thankyou? and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)
# can't complain.
I'm on an ASBO for complaining too much :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# what
?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I don't know any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
# We're showin' tha love today!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] It's
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# I'm not watching the game but I know it's 1-0 to England.
A huge cheer just erupted through Earls Court Road about 5 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# 1-1
Sort of watching it.
Hey, I bet all the mods are busy watching the game.
We should be nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# *wipes willy on the curtains*
If England lose this they should be lined up and shot.


EDIT: THe guest here are told that if they use the WIFI than anything other than emails, facebook and nonstreaming sites they'll get taken off the network.

None of them believe I can tell and I've had to knock about 6 people off in the last hour as they're watching football.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# That sounds like a fun job.
You big wifi nazi
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
# It's fantastic
I tell them that they can't stream on the WIFI asit stops everyone else looking at their emails and they will be taken off the network if they do.

THey then come to me innocently saying, 'I have no idea why but I can't get onto the internet,' and I get to tell them in front of everyone as it's because they're streaming.
'No! Not me.' they always go, 'I was just emails my poor sick old Grandpappy.' I then show then on my router that ImALyingTwat-PC downloads 500 meg's worth of data in the last 24 hours.

Everyone else in the room looks at them thinking, 'You're the twat that stopped me emailing my poor sick old Grandpappy!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# / reports to TVLA
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5074406.stm
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Guest
Not staff:P

EDIT: ALso that only counts if they're watching it live.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Don't you have tvs in the guest rooms?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# The TV detector vans will all be working overtime tonight
Prosrcuting as many as possible to rake in the money for the BBC


EDIT...Live is defined as watching any part of a program when any other part of the program is still being broadcast normally.....ie if someone watches the beginning of a program online before the entire program has ended on normal tv then the law regards it as "live"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# All righty then !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Party Tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Schwang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
#
...can't find my baby eels...
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# This is better than football
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# It sure is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Go team!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# yay, dance party
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Classically Poised !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# B3ta has warped my fragile little mind.
This young lady appears to be covered in tiny cocks.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)
#

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Let The Games Beegin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Fishnet goes on legs, Dear.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)
# But she bee da queen bee . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:38, archived)
# hahahaha
i like this and i have clicked as is the way


am it bee time now?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# The buzz is that it's all a buzz about the buzz . . . becuzz !
Bee:45
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# popular bee image is popular :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Panda bee approves
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# haha is that the elusive beenda?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Furbee ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Oh
so cwute =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Yeah but its honey tastes of bamboo and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# That's fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Singingly lethal !
Head Bee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Stop! Pollen Time!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# It's a love/hate thing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Bee rape!
www.b3ta.com/board/10079587
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Indeed
The headline made me laugh
blogs.reuters.com/africanews/2010/06/04/world-cup-buzz-crosses-south-africa/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Buzzbee B Buzzbee says:
โ€œOur role is not to just cheer our teams on, but to also entertain and make our visitors feel welcome."
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# B'S BEE BLOWIN B
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Would she take it for a swallow . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I shall call her Nick
Nick Horn-Bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Your call is a good call calling her that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# beeyoouteefull
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Horn O' Plenty
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)

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