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[challenge entry] apologies to everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# It's raining feta

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# hallelujah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It's raining feta

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# amen

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# It's a feta complis!
don't worry there's stiltons of cheese puns left


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# gouda the naughty step for that
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Pixel piss!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# 8-Bit Spunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Actual EDF poster I found with the YOU bollox applied

these people are LOONS!

*edit* may have slightly added a mushroom cloud stage left in alusion to the discussion below
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Radiation poisoning will do that to some.
Others become massively strong or stick to walls.
Most get dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Nukular Powar meks U, ow you zay, preggars!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# It induces parthenogenesis
Scientists believe that a nuclear-powered alien satellite fell to Earth 2000 years ago and hit the Virgin Mary.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# She was an hemaphrodite!?
This explains everything! Maybe why not...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Worked for Shmi Skywalker too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Loons, mon.
Can't vouch for the pregnancy thing, unless you count the X-Men..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Well actually it'll turn your skin black, your insides black and you'll die an agonising and painful death.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# That's the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# So radiation does the opposite of what Michael Jackson did?
Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# If you'd like, yeah.
Only it's a truly horrific way to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# It's safe with kids!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Of course.
Didn't you know? Radiation only affects the over 12's.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Ahh, the French at their most tactful
and entirely sensitive to the people and ecology around the Mururoa Atoll where they conduct their nuclear tests.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Wait till that baby gets born!
STONE MONSTER OF DOOOOM!! (with a little wooden hat)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# How else would those poor islanders experience snow?
And it gave us the bikini too. Don't be so negative.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I suppose they did give me the opportunity of diving the wreck of the Rainbow Warrior.
Now that was an experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] GET BACK TO SPACE - MUTHAFUCKA !!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# You can't fool me!
That's the same Dalek, over & over.
It's merely a sucker for punishment..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# I wouldn't know
They all look the same to me, but then i'm a space racist
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Spacist!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# wheeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Not Green or Football
just clearing out an old hard drive and came across this, can't remember who did it originally, but i must have kept it because it is excellent.



Click for bigger (179 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# haha what?
what could be more romantic than a.. Monguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# hahahaha I very much endorse this!
Have a yonks old vaguely related paintmash in return:
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# And I very much endorse this!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Haha, I love this


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Made from solid brassica
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Buys all of them.
Bwaaaahahahahahaha! Now to start my empire of cauliflower knockers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I like today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I remember those
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahaha you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Everyone needs one of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# *places order*


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Thursday, old buddy, we're gonna get along just fine..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Clicks for everyone!
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Excellent, indeed.
Perhaps a 'General Nonsense' compo should also run, allowing such epics the time to gestate in the minds of the masses, and remove the distraction of thinking only about footballs, windwills & spice racks that spell "TWAT"..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# surely that would just cover b3ta as a whole? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# The crazy shit's still there, but not as prevalent as previously.
I tend to focus on the compo, because it's a brief you can work to.
I did far more random stuff when I first started, but lost the inclination when I fell into the compo trap..

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# you may have a point there...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Oh god yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# oh god yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# haahahaha, but it won't sell as well as these
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# How lovely!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Sasquatch did it
b3ta.com/search/board?q=monguincopterlove
infinitevertices.20m.com/monguincopterlove.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Ze remonten linkz is verbotten
but cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Copy and paste the link to get around the remote nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# ah, yes.
splendid, that that all sorted out then.

cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# You know
Technically we should violate you for posting someone else's work and perhaps recommend you read the FAQ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# yes, but if you look at my user number you'll see i far outrank you and you'll end up getting posted to the siberian front.
now where's my rat 'o' van?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)
# We 'aven't got any
We got rat tart, rat sorbee and spam.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
WHAT!!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Green or die
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Infidel!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I wouldn't go out on a bombing spree if I had a sprout hat

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# What do you get the man who has everything - A FUCKING SPROUT HAT!
TJ: Did anyone else get a random burn from cr3?, tis awesome
put mine to shame as it only contained a picture of the pope as a bonus
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I got one from SubCultureHero,
and Red Rocket has gazzed to say that one's on its way. Apart from that: nowt.

'NING, BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# hahahaha! brilliant :D
prays for your soul :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Burns Broccoli
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# *Burns Embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# That's a B&H
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# lol
Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# What a spunky little number.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Inappropriate people to front eco campaign number 1672627373: Karen Matthews
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# if only they'd thought to install a touch sensitive kinetic motor into baby p
the world would have been saved.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# oh crap
wrong public hate figure.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Demonizing everyone collectively
is much quicker than singling out hate figures individually.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# They're all LOB (Lifetime on Benefits) Class
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# From her comment that the 7/7 bombings and the terrorist threats we face are due to a lack of public vigilence:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Yaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Yaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# *moves to mogadishu*

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Good moaning, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Mornin' Cap'n
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# She looks like a cancer patient undergoing chemo.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# It was a miserable knight...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Now that is good!
in fact I would go as far to say woo.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Very nice.
Somewhere between Goscinny and Uderzo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# ^ this
I love Asterix :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Apart from the last few
which sucked, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# this
they're just not the same without Goscinny's wit
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# oh god yeah
Uderzo pissing on Goscinny's memory :(

But none the less, Asterix in Britain is a work of comic genius
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# "Asterix Just Nips To The Shops" was a definite career low..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# This.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# god damn you are good
well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Ooh bless you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# ...and I like you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# GROUP HUG

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# GAYLORD
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# *Hugs you too!*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# haha
I'm comfortable with my sexuality

*struggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# *gropes*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ninj got da skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# You're too kind Cap'n!
*Blushes* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# your stuff is ace, ninj.
you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Thank you!
You smooth talker! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Fantastic!
And clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Thanks Crystal!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# He doesn't look miserable to me
so much as just plain tuckered out from a hard day's raping and pillaging.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Needs more cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# needs more made-up words for that to be the Daily Fail :D
but I get your point :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Guess the separation from Lenny Henry hit her hard
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Lenny Henry hit her?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# after staying in a premier inn I can't blame him
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I like Dawn French. I'm not usually a chubby chaser, but she does have that whole sexy big woman thing going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# This....
and Caroline Quentin (a few years ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Yeah
Before she put on weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# arabella weir was a cracker in the early days of the fast show
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# this also
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I was going to make a "Scorchio" comment
but looking at Wiki indicates she wasn't in the Chanel 9 sketches.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# needs more littlejohn
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# That
is pretty well the dictionary definition of "unholy".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Silly Littlejohn
Doesn't he know that mobile phones cause cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# as can using a potty and wearing horizontal stripes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# When my sister was potty-training
A bat flew into her room, and somehow - somehow - ended up in her potty.

She reported to mum and dad "There's a poo in my potty ... and it's moving!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Was it a poopistrelle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hahahahahahaha

Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# very
good :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# I'd love the Daily Fail to get cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# *closes eyes & throws coin into fountain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I just looked at the daily mail article the compo linked to
I'm assuming I well behind on the boat here but...

"The wife of former football Gary Lineker teamed up with the campaign to encourage Brits to reduce their carbon footprint."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)
# surely you remember Gary Lineker's disinguished career as a football?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# No wonder he left Michelle if that's how he was treated
And Herring is a Jaffa Cake kinda guy!
www.b3ta.com/interview/richardherring/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I believe somebody spotted this, yesterday.
But I didn't & you did, so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# hurrah!
my mildly damage underslept and still slightly pissed should be setting off to work would rather be in bed but not willing to mve from the proximity of my bed for want for it despite the real and specifc need to get my shit together and move on and have a shower and change of clothes to remove the filth and detritus of last nights wanton imbibement of vodkas and filth brain has been provided some ego-puff points.

thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# You READ the article???!!!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# erm.. no...?
*shifty eyes*


*hides subscription*

not.. at all...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# oooh pretty colours
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't think I'll sleep a wink tonight. COME ON ENGLUND.
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:58, archived)
# No football's gonna wriggle out of that glove..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# that guy on the left looks like Freddie Kruger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Take THAT Big Business!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Is it
Red and White Minstrel Day ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Now there's a marketing opportunity Mars didn't take
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:49, archived)
# Thinking outside the box, Joe.
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand what we are suppossed to be doing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# That sums me up most of the time
Have you seen the unaired pilot of "The Big Bang Theory"? That features a CDC drawn on a whiteboard too.

And have a woo for your pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I think the core essence of the thing is to take the royal piss out of EDF.
They stole a genuine green company's logo & then have the cheek to emblazon it across their "we love the planet, why don't you?" ad campaign.

Ecotricity are (quite justifiably) getting their own back, via the medium of b3ta.

*assumes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Teletubbies say RECYCLE, BITCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:59, archived)
# THAT'S RIGHT COCKBAGS: RECYCLE


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:06, archived)
# One is never certain which recycling bin to place my red and blue mineral water bottles in
#MiddleClassNightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)
# teletubbies say "KILL THE TURTLES, SNEEEARGHHH"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:16, archived)
# FUCKING RACIST!!!!!!
I'LL SET CHARLES ON YOU
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:18, archived)
# Hello charles

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:31, archived)
# the 'actors' had to eat a lot to accomodate the new widescreen tummy screens
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:20, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:31, archived)
# awesome tubbie thread
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:37, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# a classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Eh oh, Doctor Jones
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:06, archived)
# this is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# That, however, is merely erotically-charged.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)
# It's bew-di-ful..
*face melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Dude, this rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I'd love to but the council won't give me a dog recycling box. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:33, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:36, archived)
# oh fuck, hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This Po is no more. It 'as ceased to be!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:20, archived)
# nah
it's just resting
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Feedin' the flies

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# "..but the crawl space is full already, Wilson.."
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:56, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:58, archived)
# this is from the final episode, in which Tim snaps and disposes of his entire family with assorted power tools
in true Stephen King fashion, Wilson is one of the first to get it in the back, when he senses something amiss
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Fanfan


Click for bigger (65 kb)
(temac, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:47, archived)
# OH HAI 4CHAN
next time post one of them witty pictures with a white border and slogan
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:54, archived)
# You seem to be confusing this place with 4chan

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:07, archived)
# ^ yes, this
you won't find any childporn or retarded gore pics here, so fuck off.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:15, archived)
# 4 chan can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:08, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Your meme has no place here.
*points to door*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:31, archived)
# Unsexy leela is unimpressed!

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:20, archived)
# i want a windmill
not for green purposes, just to sit in and dry my clothes with
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:55, archived)
# Do you have one for you special friend?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:08, archived)
# Is this really what the kids want, Microsoft?
img529.imageshack.us/img529/9133/magentakinect.gif

Hats off to the magenta cocksters. This took me way longer than I thought it would.
(Robertvaliant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:51, archived)
# thats suitable for work (EDIT: oh i see why it's linked, filesize)
there's a lot of frames in that. a good thing to do is limit the frames as you import it into photoshop or whatever program you use,
then just slow the animation down, saves having to draw the cdc over so many frames.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:59, archived)
# Thanks for the lesson Rory...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:14, archived)
# nay bother, nay bother
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:19, archived)
# a small light bulb appears
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:01, archived)
# That's some impressive cockage

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:09, archived)
# that's what she said!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:17, archived)
# probably bindun thousands of times
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:56, archived)
# maybe
i still laughed though
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:07, archived)
# YOU CRUEL BASTARD!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:15, archived)
# HEY, YOU TOOK THE PHOTO!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:18, archived)
# touché
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:29, archived)
# until I know that that dog is okay I'm really not liking this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:23, archived)
# It's was fine and Tommy the cat is just loving the clearing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:28, archived)
# nyom nyom
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:33, archived)
# the dog did a dead, this might cheer you up
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:29, archived)
# WAHEY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:44, archived)
# is that a mandolin with a fucking ukulele stuck on the side?
 
LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY.. IF I BASH THIS INSTRUMENT OF YOURS OVER YOUR HEAD, WOULD YOU NEED A CARPENTER, A WELDER, OR A BRAIN SURGEON?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:49, archived)
# You and him up there are why I so rarely post here.
Every time I do at least one person with a shit-load more ability does it at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:50, archived)
# oh come on, everybody knows I just do boring face swaps of the same shit memes, and sometimes dogs being sick
 
POST MOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:58, archived)
# Face swaps of the same shit memes?
Fuck as like.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:01, archived)
# I like face swaps
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:24, archived)
# Thing is that you pick the right targets
You have the humour as well. I'll have to work on it on /b/ where artistic ability isn't so important, then through SA and Fark, then back here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:29, archived)
# although sometimes "face pastes" might be a more accurate terminology : )
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:32, archived)
# Always with the humour. Oddly enough my other version of Katy Perry seems to be more popular. Apologies in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:37, archived)
# SHOOP DA WOOSH
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:50, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:29, archived)
# PISS FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:51, archived)
# rburbrubrurbrmburmburbmrb
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:56, archived)
# FUCK!
he's flying
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:03, archived)
# PISS JUST GOT FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:18, archived)
# Rubber... Rubber... Rubber... Rubber... Rubber... Rubber... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:29, archived)
# HUP! HEY!
 




 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:42, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:44, archived)
# HUT HUT HUT
 



(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:46, archived)
# WORK THEM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:47, archived)
# I have been learning the correct way to stab a Nazi in the heart
 
HUT HUT HUT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:50, archived)
# Is it:
GENTLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:51, archived)
# Thrust well in with the point, taking care when attacking from behind not to go too high or you will strike the shoulder blade.
 
also: how to kill a man with a pointed stick; how to tie a man to a tree USING HIS OWN LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:26, archived)
# also, there's a fair bit on how to kick Gerry in the balls, in various situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:29, archived)
# stop, drop and roll, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:55, archived)
# awww yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B3CEY2I6WA

this, and "More Than Meets the Eye", were pretty decent tracks.. then they went soft
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 6:09, archived)
# FLUMP
FLUMP
FLUMP
FLUMP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:55, archived)
# HOW LOOOOOW CAN YA GO>?!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:14, archived)
# And his wife:
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:26, archived)
# ..which nearly drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:27, archived)
# somehow the username "rogue sausage" seems appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:43, archived)
# haha that's brilliant!!
I laughed super hard for that one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] A rather ambiguous slogan...
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:53, archived)
# *clix*
This is ace.

I ordered a second-hand copy of Scrabble for the Nintendo DS a couple of hours ago. Does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:59, archived)
# Counts as stupid.
Get a sd card cartridge and you'd never have to pay for a ds game again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:02, archived)
# I kissed a girl, she didn't like it
she didn't like it

Not worth its own thread but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:33, archived)
# OH PEPPERS YOU SEXY MOTHER FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:47, archived)
# A Butterface if ever I saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:49, archived)
# Haha
sexy sexy laydee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:52, archived)
# Cue the vuvuzelas
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:36, archived)
# Dear Sir
I formally invite you to join our group.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:41, archived)
# If i weren't busy being lazy I would draw an idea I got this morning.
When I see the enthusiasm of a group of people who have been through hell blasting away on horns, it brings a lightness to my heart. Blast the fuck out of the vuvuzelas! It's not noise. It's loud enthusiasm. Oh, my idea. Just a stupid sign. A NO ENTHUSIASM sign.

And thanks for the invitation! I love it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:05, archived)
# Fair enough.
I won't argue that point.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:14, archived)
# ahhhahh nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:46, archived)
# nicely done but is it work safe?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:43, archived)
# There are no nipples, so yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# yakety yak don't talk back
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:02, archived)

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