Do not spit on the microphone !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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Mona Busey :p
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 15:26,
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hehebelieve it or not, I actually ran it through colour match and this is the best I could do ;)
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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I have found that increasing or decreasing the amount of blue -- not changing hue, gives the best chance for accuracy
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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Ohhhhh, very niceThanks for the advice :)
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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Also:confined color-balance adjustment layers are the most flexible way I've found to colourmatch.
Throw a levels layer and a hue/sat layer in there and you can match most things passably well, assuming they're not stupidly mismatched to begin with.
(Throw a levels layer and a hue/sat layer in there and you can match most things passably well, assuming they're not stupidly mismatched to begin with.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 15:59,
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Haha sorry that sounds dickishly technicalall I meant was this:
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:05,
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Cheers mateyI have never seen those symbols before so I must have a lot to learn ;)
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:17,
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If you're interested try looking up Adjustment Layers.I reckon it's worth getting comfortable with them. It looks like an unecessarily complex way of working at first but it's very easy to get used to and it's very flexible and powerful.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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oh!You guys use computers for this?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:21,
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Admittedly.But I do manually assemble the pixel order using binary.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:31,
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all them chains and scales look confusing, i do it this way, the some messing around with levels and hue etc (nothing's happening so i'm replying to a post 2 hours old, jeez)
Also this
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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jessica rabbit? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:59,
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Mona RabbitIt is the subtle, enigmatic smile...
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 17:02,
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the subtle, enigmatic smile of a bunny fucker Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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i always suspectedmona lisa was a bunny boiler.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 17:09,
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i bet she was Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 17:15,
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No-one plays Gary Busey better than Gary Busey.No-one could.
Woo!
(Woo!
Captain Howdy,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 17:05,
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The TARDIS turned into a badly made cake and fell into my kitchen!Look what I made!
( keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:47,
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I've been waiting agesfor an excuse to get my Guybrush spanging pan out :)
(,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:49,
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You can borrow him for today if I can have some virtual Tardis cake :)And yes, I model myself on Marley.
(,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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yay!I'm still waiting for someone to make that Lost point and click adventure
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:54,
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Lost?As in, "Use Slightly crashed aeroplane with Oddly magnetic Island?"
(,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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that looks more like optimus prime in a ruffit's making me hungry though. mmm...
( spacefish bong!,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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you are obviously a Master Baker(no I didn't spell that wrong ;-))
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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I want cayke....AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!1
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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I made one of these and yes it does tile...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:41,
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I also made one of these or is it the same thing? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:41,
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I like how this one is pointing the otherwayarrows are cool:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:46,
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i like the idea of thisbut for me the light arrows always seem dominant anyway
( spacefish bong!,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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To make this work you need it to be a .png or .gifwith the top and bottom half rows as transparent, then itll work
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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^ This... I agree... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:10,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Richard Littlejohn"){kind=small}
Just like the TV adverts...but just as shit.(
p4c_m4n There, I said it!,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 13:20,
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Dude, you killed the board!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:39,
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yet can allow you to rule a country Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:25,
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did you see the Liger on inside nature's giants?That's massively outbred but still looks well wrong
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 12:17,
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It's pretty much my favourite animalbred for its skills in magic.
( fuscous,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:37,
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My niece and her boyfriend visited here on his motorbike a few weeks ago.It's a new bike, and he had us all go outside to look at it. I didn't know what else to say to him, so I just said, "LUCKY".
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:44,
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Ha haWise choice, I suppose "You ever take it off any sweet jumps?" would have been asking for trouble
( fuscous,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:50,
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Pug Cat!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:24,
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Awwwww*feeds it crayons*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 12:29,
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Yum!*picks up the rainbow coloured poop*
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:04,
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I'm telling your mum:O'ningles all. I'm quite literally fit to drop. No sleep, 12 hour shift, tons of errands to do and had to deal with a load of 'Merkins who seemed to think I should have waited round for six hours after work to check them in and were astonished when, as they hadn't tirned up for the first day of their booking, I didn't keep the rest for them.
They did the standard, 'it's illegal', 'I have rights', 'I'll sue' before I couldn't resist adding after they finished, 'If you're pissed off now you'll really be pissed off when you see that I've charged your credit card for the first night.':P
(They did the standard, 'it's illegal', 'I have rights', 'I'll sue' before I couldn't resist adding after they finished, 'If you're pissed off now you'll really be pissed off when you see that I've charged your credit card for the first night.':P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:32,
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i imagine you then booting them out of the establishmentLooney Tunes style with their arses skidding along the road.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:44,
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Naaa. Just buggered off and left them to figure it out for themselves.They were those types of people that think if something isn't to their liking that there must be a law against it.
So the fact that they didn't the first line of a webpage that is in big capital letter saying, 'PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONES OFR STAYING' followed by, 'Check in times from 11am to 10pm only.' means that therefore by law they can check in at whatever time they like.
EDIT: OK now customers are just screwing with my head. One just walked in to tell me they couldn't get into the kitchen as the door was closed. I had to tell them to get in they had to open it.
(So the fact that they didn't the first line of a webpage that is in big capital letter saying, 'PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONES OFR STAYING' followed by, 'Check in times from 11am to 10pm only.' means that therefore by law they can check in at whatever time they like.
EDIT: OK now customers are just screwing with my head. One just walked in to tell me they couldn't get into the kitchen as the door was closed. I had to tell them to get in they had to open it.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:51,
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Hahaha an opening door, what a novel idea mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:08,
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Gives you the perfect opportunity to change into your superhero costume"Door Opener to the rescue!"
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:37,
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Still laffing at Jeremy on Google Streets :)(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:02,
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And the International award for stating the stupidly obvious goes to
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:25,
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I know"...for a moment there, I thought IronBru had finally cracked gene-splicing."
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:30,
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hahahahapoor horse....I swear that if she ever visited Ascot she'd be put down by a vet.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:40,
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NahHe'd stroke her mane and feed her carrots and apples...
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:05,
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I can now not look at a picture of her without thinking I NEED A POO mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:10,
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"IT'S ILLEAGAL!"the instant chant of entitlement whores worldwide
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:05,
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I don't know about that.Some things really are illegal. Not this, obviously. But some things.
(,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 22:57,
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something something colour matching algosomething mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:09,
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Niceany Travis Brisckle reference is always a good thing...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 8:21,
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Love is the way.
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 5:11,
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More Fishy Tales from Jebus, like the time he fed 5,000 with just 5 loaves and 2 fishes;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 5:28,
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yeah, the consumer feedback on that festival experience remains mysteriously unreported.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 6:00,
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The portions were ridiculously small.JC Caterers
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 6:30,
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But the penis sidepocket!How can we adore our own 5th limb and not celebrate its existence?
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 6:36,
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I keep reading about "rubber bumpers" that fit on the phoneIt's looking more and more like "rubber bumpod" every time I read it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 4:19,
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I JUST WANT TO DROP OUT
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 4:33,
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You already have.We can all smell it.
But your GP should be able to force your lower intestine back up you with just a stick, some local anaesthetic and a huge audience divided between warm applause and utter, soul-hollowing horror.
(But your GP should be able to force your lower intestine back up you with just a stick, some local anaesthetic and a huge audience divided between warm applause and utter, soul-hollowing horror.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 4:55,
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You could drop it doing it like that!And you're forgetting the "Apple way" - accessorise!
/pea
(/pea
Rincewind,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:17,
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ooooooOOOOH IIIIIIIII should be so lucky,Lucky, lucky, lucky,
I should be so lucky in lo-ho-hove
Is it my imagination
Or did I get an invitation
To go to Little Frank's party?
I could drink a bottle of Tizer
And play the synthesiser
Think of just how happy we could beeeeeeooooooooo
I should etc
_____
It's quite a loss. Hope he'd designed his own tombstone before he conked out.
(I should be so lucky in lo-ho-hove
Is it my imagination
Or did I get an invitation
To go to Little Frank's party?
I could drink a bottle of Tizer
And play the synthesiser
Think of just how happy we could beeeeeeooooooooo
I should etc
_____
It's quite a loss. Hope he'd designed his own tombstone before he conked out.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 2:20,
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If Carlsberg did team talksthey'd be laughably bad, comically pompous and ridled with clumsy not-very-inspiring cliches. Apparently.
(,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 23:05,
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SO HAPPY TOGETHER
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 4:05,
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This actually happened.
Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:46,
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apparently holding the phone wrong makes the call drop out
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 1:08,
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Is that why I've been tripping over lost phonecalls in the street?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 1:11,
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I think the expert is saying"you can't touch this". Since that's what causes the problems and all that.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 1:29,
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Cleeearly...It's time to take a hammer to the iPhone4. The expert cannot be wrong.
( Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy.,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 7:04,
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he's clearly been eating all her food
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:38,
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and now, to bedg'night all
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:45,
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he looks like he's enjoy that far too muchimagine the state of his toothbrush
...i'd imagine this is what hell is like...
oh and ask me stuff www.formspring.me/SkUG123
(...i'd imagine this is what hell is like...
oh and ask me stuff www.formspring.me/SkUG123
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:59,
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G'nite you smashing people you SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:03,
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'night Skuggles Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:08,
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oh and before i forget...50 free pics to print at asda :)
www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00126/50_Free_Prints_from_126242a.jpg
(www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00126/50_Free_Prints_from_126242a.jpg
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:11,
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*Prints**Puts in pocket*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:14,
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This reminds me, I must eat more fibre.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:07,
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This is the new Australian PMEnjoy her while she lasts...
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:35,
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they said the same about Thatcher
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:38,
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the only thing i want to say about thatcher isNOT LONG NOW !
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:41,
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Until she succumbs to your amorous advances? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:42,
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Quickly Amoebaboy change your username to GRIM REAPER!
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:45,
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*fills in online form for name change by de-poll*there its done .......phew ! why didn't i think of it before
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:48,
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Too busy advancing on Thatcher and not thinking of the proper pseudonym to use.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:50,
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I think you mean SEX(y) WIFE
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:45,
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poor woman's got mumps
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:06,
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racist babies. rabies.Hey everyone, check out my sig!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:29,
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you're mean...they were probably looking for the quack doctor :( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:31,
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They were looking for bread and they pooed all over the floor.Unfortunately the nurses sent them out the wrong door so they're now in the car park on the side of the hospital where the fox lives :(
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:35,
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they need someone who isn't busy to stop cunting about on the internet and go save them
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:37,
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There are 10 almost fully grown ducks in the car park.I would have to
1) catch them and then
2) carry them all through the hospital and put them in the pond without getting myself covered in duck shit.
Besides, I have to be near the phone.
(1) catch them and then
2) carry them all through the hospital and put them in the pond without getting myself covered in duck shit.
Besides, I have to be near the phone.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:39,
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I heard a rumourthat ducks can fly and that foxes cannot.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:46,
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Oh, oh, the nurses chased them out? So when you say "I chased the ducks out" what you mean is "the nurses chased the ducks out?" Ooh, I bet they love you. The nurses, I mean, not the ducks.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:39,
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I helped the nurses to herd the ducks until I realised that they were sending them out the wrong door. I suggested that they should be sent out the door that they came in but was overruled.After this I wanted no further part in it.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:41,
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How long did you spend on "chasing ducks" in Med School?
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:34,
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I don't remember any of med school, I was too drunk.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:36,
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