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I'm telling you man...this is the best way to pick up birds.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:57, archived)

this is very silly

and it's making me giggle
but now i'm off to bed.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)

hehehe

with such classy outfits, how could they fail to pull?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:01, archived)

we skipped the light flamb&go

turned cartwheels 'cross the floor.
I was feeling kinda seasick
but the crows called out for more.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:08, archived)

Ha!

Gay Swans!

/Frank Skinner

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:16, archived)

Bah I wouldn't believe him.

He hasn't got a leg to stand on.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:22, archived)

hahahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:29, archived)

incredible shop

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Shlvng, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:33, archived)

Them suckers white meat or dark meat?

Or both...?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:43, archived)

no wrong sorry but this is the way right here:

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:50, archived)

methinks you will all like this

(Spakmitten, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)

FILMED IN FUCKERVISION

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

hahahahh

WTF?! That has every kind of wrong in it, HOUSE!!!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

well whatever floats his boat

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

YOU'S TROLLIN'

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weaver., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:25, archived)

why am I looking at your dog?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:37, archived)

epic crap

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:26, archived)

you're right

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:29, archived)

You didn't make it though

did you?

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)

what this said

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weaver., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)

No he didn't.

Seen it before.

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Ratsta, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)

:(

i hate it when that happens

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boris the spider, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)

Bugger

I clicked already

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)

You're right, he didn't.

Unless he decided to post it all over the net first a long time ago and only now felt the need to post here.

Hence, he can do the following:

(Jokel, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:15, archived)

oh hey it's even been posted on here before (by someone else (who said they didn't make it (four years ago)))

www.b3ta.com/board/5940601

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)

well animated but nsfw

and I suggest at least 6 months in a nut house

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)

Nurse!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)

piss wank shit fuck

the face! hahaha

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:41, archived)

Mohammed is that you?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:47, archived)

Epic

(or is this a new trailer for Grand Theft Auto?)

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)

YOU ARE CORRECT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:30, archived)

I have no alternative other than to heartily approve this

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Shlvng, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:35, archived)

that dog is not ok

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:47, archived)

Something found on the internet and posted for laughs. It sortof rings a bell...

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 14 Jul 2010, 6:15, archived)

Spectacular.

Also, sublime.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 7:30, archived)

blimey - bit early/ late for you innit?

I thought you only posted in the gayshift?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:12, archived)

Is this the plotline for the new series of home & away?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:11, archived)

jiminy

it's like you've been following me around

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boris the spider, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)

Ace

Made me larf as much as the first time I watched 'The Milkman' on the fat-pie site, full of firthness.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)

Epic!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)

as a rule I don't normally post drunk so I'll leave this here and go to bed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:55, archived)

that's what he gets

for going down the helter skelter faster and faster

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:56, archived)

hahahha!

This is what he deserves after causing numerous Jamie related songs to be sung through my life. :D

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:59, archived)

"Targetting sickness benefit fraud"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 8:03, archived)

Gah!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:42, archived)

artgghhh

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)

Nurse!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)

it's coming straight at me!

*loads shotgun*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:51, archived)

FIRE !

Edit: RELOAD . . . REFIRE !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:51, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

haha

best reply ever

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

this ^

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)

Ah so you have the website as well then :D

cgtextures.com/textures.php

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

I just searched for furniture and pasted whatever quick and dirty like.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)

It's a great site for images and textures

have a look

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)

Saved and filed...thanks!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:29, archived)

oh blimey

a resource for cubemap skies, that might come in handy one day, thanks.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

The door is now barred !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)

fuck

that's me awake all night, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)

Tarsquerade

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:37, archived)

sneaky little devil!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)

She Devil

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)

that's on TCM at 1.00

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:51, archived)

the mask slips!

I've just noticed how weird their fingers are.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:46, archived)

Makes me wonder if they chew their nails . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:50, archived)

yeah

the eyes kind of steal their thunder

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)

Any boobies in there?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)

Fur boobies !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)

ewwwwwwwwwwww!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

Mel Gibson Anti-Rascism Campaign

I think he should be forced to do this, the big daft alleged rascist!

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:06, archived)

he's big alright

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:09, archived)

Still a great director, but as crazy as a kid in Hamleys..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:10, archived)

Haha I think he's an appalling director

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:13, archived)

I have a distinct soft-spot for "Apocalypto".

Caught it on BBC2 about a year ago, after returning from a most excellent night at the O2.

*blames drugs*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:21, archived)

I still haven't got the hang of bigness

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:12, archived)

I'm too old for this shitter!

said Murtaugh as he and Riggs jumped off the toilet together

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:12, archived)

I like this :)

so I am going to use my new woo

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:13, archived)

Nu woo is woo.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:22, archived)

Nice woo:D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:24, archived)

Biggest bestest hello cockalorum I've seen in a MONTH of Sundays.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)

he's too old for that fucking hat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:14, archived)

Quick question

has anyone ever been sued on this site?

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:16, archived)

My shoes are suede....

does that count? ;)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:17, archived)

Haha, just a bit worried that Mel could destroy me

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:19, archived)

why?

because you posted a pic saying that you're too old to be 'shopping photos of him?

/creative lying specialist

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:21, archived)

I doubt it.

Nice pic!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:26, archived)

not to my knowledge

letters of complaint tend to get posted on board by the management. There have been cases, such as the Prince compo where images have been deleted due to legal threats.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:30, archived)

Mel is really big on b3ta

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:16, archived)

^ this

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:23, archived)

*........leave Mel alone!*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:19, archived)

can i have his 2-years supply of tequila?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:22, archived)

I can't make it out...

Can you make it biggar?

(Testicles just for you, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:37, archived)

you are piss

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Shlvng, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:35, archived)

(1.618..., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:01, archived)

ahah

Is this set to animate only once? It seems to have stopped at the end, or is that just me.

edit: that's better, or you could hold the last frame for a second too... I've asked too much now.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:05, archived)

same here

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:06, archived)

not just you

But I kind of like the entrance only idea.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:06, archived)

You got a whole animation?

All static, at my end..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:06, archived)

you might have missed it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)

It totally works & stuff!

Cheers, Bloop..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:11, archived)

you've been rubbing balloons on your end, haven't you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:53, archived)

Click on pic for full motion new window !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:09, archived)

Fluidity

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:10, archived)

*trumpton flashbacks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:11, archived)

charlie chalk!

yeah!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:11, archived)

A wacky way of walkin' & a wacky way of chalkin'..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:13, archived)

charlie:D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:25, archived)

Aha thanks for solving the problem of who she reminded me of

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:52, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 7:24, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:45, archived)

I like gonger wimmen.

Trufax.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:45, archived)

three gams in the boat

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:48, archived)

I should know the rest of this.

Something about pegs, surely?

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:50, archived)

My 'peg' like this - three gams in the boat, jubley :D

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:53, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:54, archived)

That sounds like

an euphemism for 'drunk' or 'stupid'

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Ratsta, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)

11 discs of liquid shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:46, archived)

just thinking of the thought process which resulted in this image is amazing

so I shall give it a click

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:49, archived)

This one shows much promise.

*acts like Yoda*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:51, archived)

thank ee

hang on ... there's THOUGHT involved?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:09, archived)

simply red.

what a shit name for a band

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)

pimply red

would be good

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:57, archived)

DANCE - DANCE - DANCE!

Click for bigger and better (341kb)

my stuff

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)

yeah! do the robot!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)

That's some mighty fancy schuhplattling !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)

Totally!

*pretends to know what Valin is talking about*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:39, archived)

Here Ve go !

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schuhplattler

Edit: Undt

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZjfl6G2r2Q&feature=related

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:49, archived)

*slaps thighs & yodels*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:53, archived)

this is the clip this animation's loosely based on:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU-41pXark8

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:05, archived)

Mighty fine rendition . . . I can see that I need more practice !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:12, archived)

Woo Ja!

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Rico, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:28, archived)

Reminds me of a weekend in Prague.

Which I hadn't actually recalled in almost 4 years..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:31, archived)

dance!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:33, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:37, archived)

Fucking WOO

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:42, archived)

you've been watching doctor who, haven't you?

i don't care what he says, the fez is not a cool thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:42, archived)

Not I.

Not a fan of the Dr.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:43, archived)

the fez and bow tie seem to suggest otherwise

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:45, archived)

I'd like to think it was Tommy Cooper

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)

very well

i'm willing to accept this explanation

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:09, archived)

*eyes widen*

No.
No way.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:45, archived)

jus' like that!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:43, archived)

damn you and your animation degree thing

though you were always this good, so I can't really blame that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:45, archived)

Degree? Cheater!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:54, archived)

I lolled at the wink

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:53, archived)

Your kung-fu is unknown to me, but you're jolly good at it.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:56, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

fuck yeah.
He never really got named, did he. I think he looks like Alan Hansen.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:12, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:16, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)

*raises can of Stella*

Night, Herman!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)

I like these ^

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:33, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:04, archived)

Thanks cows.

Thows

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)

There is much to love about this..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:38, archived)

stop, little chick! you'll make yourself ill!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:38, archived)

Smash!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)

yes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:42, archived)

*does amazing dance routine*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:44, archived)

0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:45, archived)

Tough crowd.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:48, archived)

i was transfixed by your dancing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:51, archived)

*fully understands*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:59, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:48, archived)

DANCEDANCE :D

like your Stuff :D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)

I cannot.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:41, archived)

dans!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yWeMIALolY

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:57, archived)

Haha.

Mebbee ah weel!!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:04, archived)

robots in lederhosen!

/transformers alternative tune

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)

\0/\0/\0/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)

VERZEROBOTS

woo!

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 3:25, archived)

Peeping Tars

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

They shared a moment.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)

Frozen in time -!-

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)

Is it wrong to expect a Pez to pop out?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)

Depends where said candy is dispensed from, I guess.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)

Not wrong . . . it is so right !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)

fuck hahaha:D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)

They wish . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:50, archived)

Really it should have hopped in and hopped out.

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)

Hoping for hopping !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:50, archived)

In ~~valin~~vain

Is it a Hopper btw? Just realized if no then my comment was incomprehensoible.

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)

Hopper it is !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:56, archived)

yes, Morning In A City

So says the internet.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:08, archived)

A peeping tars gathers no moths

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)

They have moth balls !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:51, archived)

always carry a squeegie when peering thru ladies bedroom windows

good alibi....(well it works for me):D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)

Well spoken as a member of the window washers union !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)

I can tell you are a man of experience

*takes notes*

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:57, archived)

Both young. Both free. Both naked.

I just hope nothing sexy happens.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)

It's good to know that at least somebody is thinking of the offspring !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)

YIFF YIFF

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:54, archived)

they're both consenting adults

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:51, archived)

Little shits...

They are as bad as cats!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)

YES

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:57, archived)

Nuptials might be next !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:54, archived)

mmmmmm, wedding cake

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:59, archived)

I do !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:03, archived)

Made me think of Michael Sowa.

Which is a very, very good thing.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:56, archived)

After looking him up . . . it is a good thing . . . ta for the tip !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)

Aceness in oils a speciality..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:06, archived)

PEEPY MCBUTTUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:02, archived)

ROOM SERVICE !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:03, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)

Chance greeting !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:50, archived)

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

(Pachinko, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)

^this

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)

Pod doors?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)

those eyes are less disturbing than normal tarsier eyes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)

Dave's not hear . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:45, archived)

Pachinkoooooooo

great japes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)

Oh Dave, not again!

not again!

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)

Haha!

was my second thought. My first, for a moment of hideous paranoia there, was that you'd somehow remotely accessed my webcam ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:56, archived)

If they made a HAL9000 webcam

I'd be buying it!

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Ratsta, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)

Oh, my God! It's full of tars!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:57, archived)

Pfft!

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)

oomp-bar

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:37, archived)

Hahhaha!

I like this!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:38, archived)

Gives you the toots.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)

It's like the German version of Monkey Beer

only more leathery

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)

i want chocolate

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)

es ist nicht fuer maedchen!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:42, archived)

but it's in my fridge

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)

That's the same excuse you made with the monkey beer

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

i have a very helpful fridge

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:50, archived)

sounds like it ;)

I accidentally clicked 'I liked this' on your reply

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:54, archived)

because

you were subconsciously thinking how much you like monkey beer and chocolate

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)

Yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:10, archived)

Yorkies should be that big!!!

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)

Chewy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)

mmm sweet Lederhosen

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)

Needs more sauerkraut.

No. I lie..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

Evening all!

I has done a huge new image while trying new things out. Not quite sure if it is better without the fourth girl or not, but probably.

Click for bigger (75 kb)
Also, happy real birthday Herman :D

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)

Stimulation

I like the style.

And whether it's better or not depends on the girl, I think.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:33, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)

It's Katy Perry for the face,

but she's biting her lip and I just can't quite get it right...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:36, archived)

that's my favourite one

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

I admit this has a bit of an ERP DERP factor

but I still like it muchy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:45, archived)

Hahaha

Erp Derp factors rule. It get's worse if the image is smaller too.
Also, I get a paid trip to Dutchland soon so I can drink in Gollem again, woo! :P

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)

Gollem?

Must be a Frysian place ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:51, archived)

Ha, no, it's just off Het Spui in the 'dam. Awesome place, over 200 different types of (mainly) Belgian beer...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:57, archived)

Ah, *those* kind of places

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:10, archived)

ah, see what you mean

Thought you meant the Betty Page one.

she's missing one of her eyeballs for starters!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)

Yeah

I correct them after vectorising the colours, but it takes a while. I Love the chin though, it has a nice curve to it.

That makes me sound like a weirdo.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)

I bet she plays the fuck out of a banjo..

(I see what you mean, now - something definitely vanishes in the adaptation)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)

^ Lilly Allen?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)

Nope,

but I bet she would work, I'll have a look. Just been invited to the pub though, so got to dash! Laters /board

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:55, archived)

is the one with the coffee being bummed?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:34, archived)

Yep.

Dry.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:37, archived)

by one of the other Thunderbirds, no doubt.

My money's on Gordon.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:38, archived)

nah

definitely parker

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)

Ohh, coffee

good idea

and a nice background for it!

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)

Coffee always wins. It was why I did the picture. Notice the old skool Elektra sketched in the background.... ;)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:38, archived)

woo pic:D

thanks:D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:36, archived)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

Lolita?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:36, archived)

Nope!

It's a composite of three seperate images - I wanted to do something that focussed on the faces a little more as that's what I have not been happy with most before.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)

Three is a just right crowd !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)

O PLS NO

that's really upsetting right there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)

LIKE YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO REPLY.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)

Hahahaha

fuck

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)

Zing!

I think he got you there!

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Ratsta, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:42, archived)

no good

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)

LET'S GO

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)

This works awesomely with Jimmy Smith

Specifically 'Sagg Shootin' His Arrow'.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:32, archived)

EVERBODY IS IN THE PLACE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:33, archived)

I put that on hide last night. I give up. I'll just need to be strong.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)

We are all one in Christ's love, or some shit like that.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)

Yeah. Now where's my ammo?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:42, archived)

I'd like to tie her up.

A nice tight hog tie.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)

*joins for spit-roasting*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:32, archived)

Extra large ball gag for her!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:36, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)

:(|

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:32, archived)

I could do with a D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:38, archived)

Woo :D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

it's my real birthday to day :D

have some cake

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)

Congratulations - Have one on me...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)

happy birthday, dude.

it was mine yesterday :D

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)

Happy birthday 4 yesterday :D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)

fanks!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:38, archived)

Happy fucking birthday to all!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)

Happy birthday Mr Herman :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)

Happy cakeday

awesome cake woo:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)

i hope you got a shit ton of Stella

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)

I'll drink to that

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)

Christ!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:23, archived)

QUICKTIME NINJA JESUS VS CLASSIC JESUS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:25, archived)

Quicktime Jesus saves

*downloads*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)

Too much man, too much!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:34, archived)

Hahaha

I love that expression.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:37, archived)

pfft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)

that's exactly how it happened.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:36, archived)

Tits Woo

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)

SWEETJEBUZ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)

Hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM THE GREAT HOLE-IN-THE-HANDSIO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:38, archived)

Hahahaha

Is there a place somewhere where all of these can be seen?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)

i have a blog but it needs a load of crap uploaded

i update it about once evey five months
dekionplexis.blogspot.com/

also i am the number one result for
'Tim Westwood dead' and its variations
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=tim+westwood+dead&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

oh lol

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)

Haha good show

and it sounds a bit like my website (the updating bit)

You need to get a tumblr thingy

edit: HAHAHA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)

fanx

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)

haha

I have never seen such bizarre spam comments before.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:05, archived)

haaha

i did wonder about that

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:15, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

ahahah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)

Fucking hell, this is ace

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:55, archived)

I continue to maintain that your stuff is most woo.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:33, archived)

Hahahahahhahahhahhaahahahahahahhah:D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)

best christmas card ever

*prints for mother-in-law(devout catholic)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)

That's the spirit!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)

Puddin'.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)

ha!

also i watched 'The Exorcist' recently and now I know where you got your name

it was the uncut version

still a masterpiece of shock

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)

Scared the piss out of me in 1980. Still recall the moment with fond memories..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)

I have a question about that film

Does the statue thing from the beginning appear in the bedroom at some point? Not sure if I was imagining it, saw it on a crap tv.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

Aye, blossom.

Towards the end, when Regan levitates from the bed..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)

many thanks

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:57, archived)

'Pazuzu' is the official name of the entity, if such things matter..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:05, archived)

yep, been looking it up :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:06, archived)

(c) Jamie Hewlett

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)

hahaha...have a Sundae sermon

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)

*faints*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:32, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:37, archived)

oh sweet jesus

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)

Praise The Lord!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:50, archived)

nice!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)

Happy B-Day, Herman.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)

thanks you all :D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)

happy birthday herman:D

don't drink too much!

(actually, do drink too much)

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spesh., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)

merry birthday

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)

Happy navel day . . . now drink your candle !

Woopeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)

Sweeeeet Jesus!

We have a winner!

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Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)

Ha ha...:D...make it stop!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)

oh shit

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)

*GRABS NEAREST CRUCIFIX*

*CLUTCHES*
*mutters some Latin*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)

Rank Sidebottom ?

(mentalistic, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)

haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)

Gaaaaaaa Gaaaaaaa !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)

i can't look at this

i'm seeing it in drunk vision

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)

style

also like the knife in the head

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)

most certainly both of these observationalses

with added woo to teh pic

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)

Top half of his head I see a dragon vomiting fire and ejaculating.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)

Truly, you have a gift

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)

but isn't that was you normally see?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:17, archived)

they're normally real, this one's just an illusion

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)

the illusory ones are the best

if you concentrate, you can get them to do anything you want

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)

are we still talking about ejaculating, fire vomiting dragons?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)

ummm

possibly not....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:37, archived)

^ Phil Collins?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)

^ this :D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)

Headphones are the new hairpiece.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)

Ace colours.

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zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:21, archived)

Phil Collins being shot in the head?

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)

OH YES PLEASE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)

Fuck, yeah!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:11, archived)

Now where are my 3D glasses?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)

Very nice

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)

Classic Style

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:07, archived)

rare footage of night creature with highly developed sense of smell

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)

"I smell panties!"

(below post)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)

I never enquired what you do at night lolz

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)

Oh, fucking HELL!

Clicked.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)

hahahahaha

Love this Elvis! Great work.

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Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)

he's an underwear goblin

like an underpants gnome, but less charismatic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)

wow

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)

Hahaha

the eyes, oh god the eyes.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)

Fucking Woo

hahahahahahhahahaha:D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)

Mum?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)

It's Morrissey the Consumer Monkey from Vic Reeve's Big Night Out!

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)

agh no

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)

good lord

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)

Quite extraordinary

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:32, archived)

Night scent sent !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:37, archived)

IIII

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:50, archived)

Wood :D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)

i must bee seeing dubble

there's eight of dem sonsabitches

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)

she's opened my third eye.

also:

www.b3ta.com/board/6431361

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)

thrice

shirley?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)

Yes...I just checked...it's 3!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)

thank you for your dedication to anatomical science

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)

Have latex, will travel.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)

very possibly!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)

Is this one of those centaur girl fantasies?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)

SHE NEEDS A POO.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:59, archived)

SHE IS A CUNT HORSE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)

Maybe. I really don't know why I like to give them 4 legs, but I do!.. :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)

YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

/ac ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)

RISE OF THE FUCKSTEPPERZ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)

(Valin proxy)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)

I am the dubstepper

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)

she's got enough legs to do doggy style justice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:59, archived)

+ free arms for a reacharound

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)

good point

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)

Pull the other one

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:59, archived)

saucy!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)

Ha ha...maybe evolution will catch up to our superior ideas.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)

i like those shoes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)

worth 4 Heathers

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)

History books here I come!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:38, archived)

S____p_____r______e________a__________d____________ out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:48, archived)

w............................................o.....................................................r...............................................d..................................................!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)

Beatles mashup

(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:47, archived)

they look better than the originals

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:51, archived)

I know how it happened.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:53, archived)

(clockwise from left) Bryan Ferry, King Henry VII, Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)

flipped em for real

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)

Bring in the floating fat man!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:31, archived)

Vlad the old Baron is looking rough these days

also: not even 20% as fat as described in the books

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:32, archived)

Too many pies.

And not enough edible globes to put his weighty hand on.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:32, archived)

"You come from, a far-off star.

You're a fat alien, ha ha ha."

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:32, archived)

it's the gorge-like man-cleavage that's giving me the horrors

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)

AARGHHHH!!!

FUCK!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)

Evening b3ta

sorry to TJ but can I just ask on behalf of Mr t0ria, is anyone around who is registered on ALT.NET ?

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)

is that a usenet thang?

god - it's like the early 90s again! Have I got to wait for porn to download at 1 pixel per second again?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)

No apparently it is

"a self-organizing, ad-hoc community of developers bound by a desire to improve ourselves, challenge assumptions, and help each other pursue excellence in the practice of software development. "

or something..........

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:49, archived)

FILTH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:59, archived)

HEY!

that's Lord Floating Fat Man to you!

nice one!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:43, archived)

He's the baron, he is. Much ta, love.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)

A plague on House Prescott!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:47, archived)

"Everyone is plugged here"

Excellent

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:48, archived)

P.U.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)

Fuck Fuck

great yarmouth joke shop:D

(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)

FUCK SICK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:00, archived)

FUCCKKKKKKK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)

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