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[challenge entry] mornin'

deenbun yit?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I suspect not and this is indeed woo
not a vampire in sight but then Vampires do hate lens flares :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
# I like this & think it is good.
I'm also very hungry..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I toyed with the idea
of doing a harvey keital mourns his wife and wrestles with his faith whilst the gecko brothers rot in prison but couldn't be arsed in the end.
(champagnerocker, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Hull?


Click for bigger (33 kb)

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)
# [SPOILER ALERT]
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
#
comment has been removed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:23, archived)
# hehe

your seat has been reserved.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Inspired by link in newsletter 135439 QA++*2 Sometime earlier this year
You know, the one with films as kids books.



I dont know how to do the CFB thing so here is a bigger one for a wallpaper if you want it.

www.b3tards.com/u/b656bac53270ed6cecab/stretcher_final.jpg
(strontium190, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Now this is stunningly good
top notch :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Bally good show, sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# woo - nicely
I'm reminded of Carter USM:

Stand up and beg said Sergeant Kirby
Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie
.
etc
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Thank you gentlemen "edit" and lady
I was going to use the scene where Leiutenant Chard says to the bugler "spit boy spit" but I thought that would be too tempting a target for B3ta posters.
(strontium190, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)
# *psst*
Maiden's a Lady..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)
# And ladies!
From now on, I want you to call me Loretta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Hey Loretta
you know now I will always think of you as a lady :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Ironically, today is the day I finally became a man.
I put up some shelves in the shed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# So you've been shelving the idea for quite some time ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Yeah
today I finally nailed it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)
# you used nails? you screwed that up then.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Got to use screws
it all hinges on the screws.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 22:39, archived)
# hehe
so you aim to move in with your power tools?

My Granddad spent most of his life in his shed it was his only freedom :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Had to change the picture.
I made a glaring mistake when I was making final adjustments...All sorted now though
(strontium190, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)
# oh my god!
joey deacon has been shot!

launch blue peter appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Hahaha,
get those milk bottle tops in fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 22:15, archived)
# bloody hell
forgot all about those! hahaha
(Pob mk2, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Tell me again about the hash bars..


(should be Vincent, but pictures of Travolta eating burgers are remarkably few & far between)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Now that's a tasty burger!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Tasty beverage, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Man will, eventually, be the warmest place to hide..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:40, archived)
# i prefer part two myself
"Just Laying In The Snow For Fucking Ages"
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:47, archived)
# That's a seriously well-crafted wooyay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Why thank you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:50, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)
# So so good
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# TJ: my mum has become part Wolverine today
she's in hospital after accidentally impailing her arm on some rebar, it went from her bicep right down her arm to her fingers...! she had to use bolt cutters to cut herself free from the rebar

they can't pull the bar out so they're going to have to cut her arm open to remove it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Jesus christ. SHE cut the rebar off....
I would hate to meet her on a dark night she is tough as nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:51, archived)
# And able to use bolt cutters with one hand.
Equally impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:53, archived)
# she had to, couldn't get to a phone to call for help
the rebar was part of a large 8 foot tall sculpture
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Then she's one tough chick, and clearly the kind of gal you look to in a crisis.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# i'm clicking this
cause, well, go your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# thanks
she's pretty hardcore for a woman in her 60s!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I though it was JT
who'd been to Europe?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Hence the underwritten statement in my original post, mon!
*raises coconut shell cocktail*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
# oh yeah
didn't see that
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Since this is the pedants corner...
Royale with Cheese? :p
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Sun 1 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
# He is eating a hash bar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] All the trimmings.


EDIT: my first ever RP for a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
#
I don't know.
(Who blew luigi, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
# They just love pain.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)
# It is uneasy to see why !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
# That's Numberwang!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't upload to b3ta for some reason using image mode...must be doing something wrong.
Oh well, flickr to the rescue.
Whoop whoop whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:32, archived)
#


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(Testicles just for you, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Bloody awful film
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Oh yes...
The Lady on the left (showing some racy boot) I bet she's no stranger to acts of vileness, Vileness all over the billiard room. Vileness that would shock the Aspidistra out of its brass pot!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)
# she's got a bit of a racy past
Ankle Virgins 4 & 5
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical humour!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:22, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:28, archived)
# doodle


my website
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# almond bird is almondy
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:18, archived)
# THAT BIRD'S NUTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# The Cumin-seed pigeon
is an awkward bird.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# often
found hiding from worms
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Is this close enough?

Translating your patent eye-mouth ratio is always difficult, into 3D ...it is hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I'm not connor, and I don't know if you used a reference
but it might look better if you shrink the features to about 2/3rds that size, and move them down a bit.


I'm going to look stupid when yours turns out to be exactly what connor drew.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I may have the ref wrong, but I saved the source as a Shada+Connor thing.
That would work nice yes, but I was shooting to include a Connoresk one.
Do you have a robot pic? (anyone actually) Reply with it and I'll try to build it in too.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:50, archived)
# well I've got these but they're not very imaginative


I'll try to come up with something more unique.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I'd say they were very imaginative
lovely animations skills
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)
# I'll use this and what/if you come up with another, thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I did this one if it's any use?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Good stuff. I'll give it a shot.
Chunky legs!!! That fucker is no push over.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)
# DNA does not sacrifice sure footing for a killing blow like that crappy Batman :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:23, archived)
# cor!
this is more like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:25, archived)
# looks good, maybe slightly smaller eyes?
i was thinking it would be good to do my twighead type characters in 3d. but i dont have the skills. i remember p3te did a 3d pic for me that was really good, i cant find it at the minute though,

edit: found it
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:53, archived)
# That's really nice! I will look at twighead and see if I can do one too at some point.
It is an ace character.

Right, smaller eyes. Thanks.
Collection amassed so far today. More to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)
# hah
splendid!

don't bother doing my lego robot with box on head thingy, honestly I'll make something better!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 3:03, archived)
# I think it's a disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:30, archived)
# veh nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)
# that is brilliant
i already liked your stuff but that is perticually lovely that is.

woo and a click for you mr!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it does come before E.T.


(good product placement, crap idea.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Delicious Tremblin's
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:15, archived)
# sounds like a chain of truckstop cafe's in america's deep south
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I'vegotaFlying-J right up the street
...and amessed up space bar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
# There was a T & A's Cafe in Boise a few years ago
Don't see it now...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:32, archived)
# OH ET, YOU'RE SO BIG
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I caught one!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:35, archived)
# a
bbq dog turd? rare that species is
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:37, archived)
# rare?!
Hard to catch, sure, but my fridge is infested with them
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:39, archived)
# nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# I'm sorry to say I don't own a microwave
:P
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# well, you can improvise, get two lumps of rock and bang them together very hard
you'll need specialist equipment to measure the resultant microwave but trust me, it'll be there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:41, archived)
# let
your dog out the fridge then
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# could just eat that with some nice greasy chips and some egg and tomtamo sauce
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:38, archived)
# We grow our own....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# ooooh
spiffy!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# I imagine all these twisting to follow the moon
and going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" in some kind of eerie harmony
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# .....the haunting 'song' of the sausage tree
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:43, archived)
# they say if you hear it, out alone in the fog at night, you never return.
but that's country folk! bring a pan and some lard!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:46, archived)
# And a bloody sharp axe
We's gonna fell some porky timber
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:49, archived)
# HAMWOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:58, archived)
# You've listened to the "war of the worlds" album too many times
if not: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqvwxvCOSH4
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:49, archived)
# nah, just used to strange shit coming out the ground on cursed land, following the moon while sining and generally causing all kinds of mayhem
fortunately we were able to have the council come round and spray it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:54, archived)
# something about
that pic makes me uneasy for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Are you vegetarian?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:44, archived)
# nope
but there's something spooky about that pic
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Being serious now...
I think it might be the vignetting, it's often is used to give a pic an 'ominous' or creepy feel. Some people react to it more than others.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:48, archived)
# that
could be it
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:58, archived)
# this image amused me
then i thought about the reality of a giant, growing, living sausage.

now i am frightened and confused.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:04, archived)
# If you walk up to them in the fields on a quiet day and put your hand on the side of one
you can feel it pulsing....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:39, archived)
# The easter island of yorkshire
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)
# the land 'neith their foundations
actually one massive yorkshire pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Cinéma vérité,
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Haha
you're a bit prolific today
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Because I'm knackered and not up to much else ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:24, archived)
# ha ha ha :)
I like the Mike Leigh comment.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:18, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:19, archived)
# apropo of
absolutely fa i'm watching alien on video tape, the magnetic stuff, I have pics of paper tape computers if anyone is interested, we still use them at work

edit: i forgot they were all smoking in that film, how times have changed
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:22, archived)
# I've just watched an excellent series in which all the cool characters smoked
it was an anime though

so that probably means, they encourage childrens to smoke!

cool.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:39, archived)
# well done
you win the internet
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:29, archived)
# hello
fellow oldie, do you like me zimmer frame, it's got go fast flames
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha
click, great stuff, how did you make the pictures look like cctv footage?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Cheers :)
I adjusted the color balance, reduced the saturation, and then added noise and a gaussian blur to make it look crusty. I was going to add some lines but enough was enough ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Utter win
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:37, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:45, archived)
# needs more audiance reaction shots
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Pftt!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:33, archived)
# bloody brilliant! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)
# hahahaha fantastic!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:51, archived)
# "That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:00, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Great gag...
...soopoibly executed! Love the cod Barry Norman quote!
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Superb!
Fine, fine work, Mr P!
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 2:04, archived)
# hahaha
especially like the mike leigh bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Bleak Moments is about a thousand times better than Iron Man
Otherwise great.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 5:43, archived)
# It's actually one of my favourite Mike Leighs, I've still got the VHS of it I bought in 1990 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 10:25, archived)
# haha!
this is fantastic - love the tagline.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Ha!
I've seen that movie!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# : D

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Heheh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
Copt
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:08, archived)
# dun been
im afraid, woo anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:12, archived)
# bum :(
and thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:13, archived)
# They only managed to stretch this to 3 seasons.
(I helped save b3ta! cubik, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:56, archived)
# episode twelve
one of the hostesses takes us back through an hour long flashback explaining just how she came to have that mysterious ladder in the back of her tights.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:00, archived)
# and just
where the polar bear came from
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:01, archived)
# There's a bipolar bear with a ladder in her tights?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:17, archived)
# christ
no wonder it hid in the undergrwoth
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:20, archived)
# that'd be BADGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Bi Polar Bear is a leatherboy
I've never seen him in tights
Edit: Check out Episode 18 for an NSFW take on Winnie The Pooh stuck in Rabbit's hole.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] compo it

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Howdy
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:54, archived)
#
wherehairlair
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:55, archived)
# I'd always wonderd
what the correct spelling was.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Sorry lad, no t today.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
# yeah
I notice that after I'd deleted the source file
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The prequel to Atonement
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Pfffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought about doing a cheese reference, but after all this is b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:32, archived)
# that like
Phil Mcavity?
and yes i'm an old git
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Don't forget his pal, Ben Doon.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:46, archived)
# ah yes
the golden rivet rules
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:48, archived)
# co starring
Robert Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzrobert
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:01, archived)
# *gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:10, archived)
# challenge anneka you say?
come on then you fat arse bitch, i'll knock you out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh
but I did! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaa
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 6:49, archived)
# I used to really fancy her
I didn't even notice she had a big arse when "Treasure Hunt" was on. I realise now of course.

I once wrote to "Jim'll Fix It" to see if I could go on "Treasure Hunt" in the helicopter with her. No joy. Oh well.

In the second picture she looks spookily like a woman who gets on my train in the morning.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] He gets in trouble every year.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] "Would you like to play a game?"

Linked as NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Oh Broderick.
You were so cool. And then you became a podgy twat.
Where did it go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:57, archived)
# NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 17:57, archived)
# DITH ITH DA DEBELZ ANUZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:00, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:04, archived)
# eek!
eatliver.com/i.php?n=6045
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:07, archived)

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