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[challenge entry] jingletits
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:17, archived)
# never mind the muthastepa
where are the jingletits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:19, archived)
# that's what evan davis is known as at the bbc.
apparently he's covered in piercings
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# ah, right
i thought you were advertising a new variety of shiny nipple decoration
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# hahaha
I am enjoying these
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Holographic crutches
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Blastergraphic anarchisms:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Pic taken in Krakow, Poland last week, by my Eastern Europe correspondent Anthony, and possibly my favourite bit of grafitti stencilling ever)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:20, archived)
# for use with phantom limb pains
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:20, archived)
# or with
Attack of the Colostomy;
A New Whooping Cough;
The Emphysema Strikes Back;
Return of the Unpleasant Disturbing Pain Just Under The Ribcage On The Right Hand Side;
Whatever The Most Recent One Was Called Unpleasantness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Actually there was a colostomy attack once
Ages ago, some old guy was annoyed that the local public loo was sold and turned into a restaurant cos he needed it regularly, being challenged in the faecal management stakes. So one evening when the restaurant was full of folks having a 'nice meal' he walked in, detached his colostomy bag and hurled it across the room to burst against the wall spraying everyone with ... matter.

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:23, archived)
# where's Jesus when you need him? ...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] They thought it was a silly idea... little did they know!
(Testicles just for you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Is it possible to make money from Freebase?
If so I could sell some of these:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Will the judges be able to resist the temptation to stick their finger in?
(ginger love muscle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# oh fuck
the balls and cock
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Mmmmm, yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:19, archived)
# mmmm, haemorrhoid macaroons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:20, archived)
# oh
shhheeeeeeeettt
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)
# NSFE
Not Safe For Eyes!
(Testicles just for you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# HAHA YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)
# HAHA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Are they pitching a possible merger with Virgin?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:48, archived)
# this should so win
win win win!!

the Freebase placements is awesome! all 5!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# A bit real for me
I'm not laughing at this - I'm just having flashbacks
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Explains a lot..
(SquidHead, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# guffaw!
hahaha
(Testicles just for you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha
great handshaking shoppery.

not to sound cuntish but i wish my post below wasn't ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)
# ta!
(SquidHead, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
# bet he never mentioned those dodgy thermal exhaust ports
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:02, archived)
# That's no moon...
... it's a good business deal, I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Triumph of the willy!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, while I'm here, here's a repost for the compo:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# mein fuhrskin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Because we can ....
(siamese bat, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# none of them has a digital watch embedded in it
this needs to be rectified
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:47, archived)
# You're thinking of mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:08, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# whistles
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Would this be...
...Four Sprung Ducks Technique, by any chance?

*click* I like this!
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Or a clock somewhere embedded in it...
..or that scents the room, or is a candle holder
(I helped save b3ta! seeballs Doo da da doo da da doo da da doo, da da doo da do, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Wonder if the dragons would buy stocks of these?

I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# made me smile:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Have I got this wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:33, archived)
# no
this is exactly the right kind of dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# The next film will be called Fragon
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# They should just make Zragon and get it over with.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
# /board is very quiet tonight. Still, have this thing
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# *hides behind the couch*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# That bad eh?
Do Jehova's Witnesses issue Fatwas?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)
# there are two of them
who keep knocing at my door. telling them i'm an atheist doesn't work, so i've had to resort to telling them to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# you know wot them witness ones
got in common with testicles?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# no, do tell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# they keep on knockin'
but they can't come in
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:40, archived)
# knocking testicles?
are they made of wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
# :'(
/me picks up joke from floor
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] sweet :)
Dragon's Den Folk: Invest in my product shit idea!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Genuine genius
Patent this now!
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
ahhh man, love it!
(Lord Chode, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Excellent!!!
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I'd definitely buy this
Inspired!
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I'm going to knock on their door and
bore their arses off with a lecture on atheism
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] i found this i think it should win the program
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Haa ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Sell it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Arf!
best edition i've seen in a long time...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Did you find it on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
I have to agree with you on that one
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
: D me too
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Brilliant.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Marvelous
*i may be pandering to the crowd*

RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
# it's been a stalwart meme of most of the challenges
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/I+found+this+I+think+it+should+win+the+compo/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# aaahhh
Sorry I'm getting old, my eyesight must have gone - didn't spot the hogan

*sobs*

then

*stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# YES
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# this wins my internets
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Close the compo!!!
We have a winner!!!!!
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is both funny and original and well worth being top of the popular list!
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# A boomb?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# A boomb?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:03, archived)
# A boomb?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:03, archived)
# A boomb?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:06, archived)
# A Berm?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:06, archived)
# *shakes head*
No no no, a boomb! say it like this, B...oooooooo...mb (makes 'linguistic' hand gestures)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:13, archived)
# *Terminates career as Clouseau impersonator*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# a boomb?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:06, archived)
# YES A BOOMB!
it's not a typo, I just thought it sounded funnier.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Love the product
But the name just doesn't seem to fit right with the focus group...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# The Ford Rapemobile had the exact same problem
Thankfully they changed it to "Mondeo" and it's now one of the most popular cars out there
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Speaking of shit inventions...
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# this would transfer the shit from back to front
and make your sexy bits shitty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:07, archived)
# or your shitty bits sexy...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# my shitty bits ARE sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
# indeed, not for the girlies.
♫ and when I wipe my ass, I go from front to back, 'cause I don't want a bladder infection ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:48, archived)
# My vagina has two sets of lips.
Love fat mike.
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Well it's all gonna land on the roll
so it's gonna be spread right up your back (or right up your front if you backpedal.)
You really should think these things through more carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Where have I seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# It reminds me quite a lot of Kilban's stuff
but pretty sure it's not thievery.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
# In at least 3 other compos.
It will win eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 1:37, archived)
# :D...so right you are!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I swear there was a poster in the 70s or 80s that showed proper version of this.
But I've now trawled through hundreds of photos on google and it seems nobody bothered to scan it... :(
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
# If you pedalled in the normal direction
You would not only end up with shitty balls, but also shitty rollers, and you would have a shitty roll of paper down by your feet which you would then have to dispose of. And it would be shit-side up.

You would make an incredible mess.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:53, archived)
#
You've highlighted some details about the device here. I think these details are the best thing about it.
(Chopsey, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Is it
3000 because it looks like a bum having a poo if you put it on it's side?


I forget which Robert Rankin book that's from
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# similar
but by no means the same as:
northernlad.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/claggone.jpg
(Prince of Prance, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# ah... i knew i'd seen something similar before :)
good old viz :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Chilled toilet roll to make the morning after a Curry that little easier.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay.
Pearoast time:
Edit - it seems b3tards doesn't like this image. As you were. Nothing to see here.
Edit2:
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
# soft, strong and very very cold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# that isn't a shit invention
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)
# it involves shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# That's gonna cost a fortune
at minibar prices
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Not if you block the sensors with bottles of beer.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Please forward instruction manual
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I can say with pride...
That I have actually done this with loo roll. I also do it with my pillow since I am currently a chunky ginger living in New Mexico, and would like to avoid bursting into flames.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 3:26, archived)
# Pillow is a great idea.
I'm stealing that one
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# lemmy guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# ACE!
my cats just been spayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# now you can't get her pregnant
carry on:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# it's not really my cat`
it's the neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# oh I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:47, archived)
# BASS! (of spades)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:31, archived)
# If those are what I think they are then LOL I GET IT.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# No...they're motors.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Oh, as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# *hits with camshaft*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Gear!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# oh you terrible bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# The board was in dire need of a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# from this angle
it looks like we're just about to be piston.

*removes shoehorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# stop now, you're being too cyli(nder)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I cc what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Aren't you a bright spark




plug?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Not really...
...I've got one foot on the ground and the other in a gasket.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Do not stand in the pee hole.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:36, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# After you laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# ............maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# so that's how it works!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I hope those aren't xray goggles
that's cheating
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# They are high tech digital recording specs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# that's one happy-looking ceiling cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# He sees all...
...and sells the stories to gossip tv shows.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Don't start a party here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggH-ObiUWEE
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# argh
reminds me of a dream I had
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=boTKLuI7nzM
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# That was beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# seen this?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0114728/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Seen it?...I AM IT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:45, archived)
# haha....*GRINSTUCK*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# *Smack!*
(I made it worse) (0__0)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# looks like a puzzle from an Usborne puzzle advenure book
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Trust me...this is no adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
# there should be a huge-cocked naked man on there
purely for the sake of sexual equality, you understand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:53, archived)
# middle right
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I SEE NO HUGE COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# well, that's different
but it's not a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
#
img.alibaba.com/photo/228791502/cock.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# you keep some odd stuff in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# sure thing, bebe
~%D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Here...be satisfied for once.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# aaww, that's nice
a bit flaccid, but nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
# oh well...we tried.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] She made her money in Bingo you know

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# that is inadequate for paddling a canoe away from shit creek
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I can't help but think about paddling Deborah with it
I blame that lot down there
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:37, archived)
# and i suppose your sexual deviance has nothing to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# no!
it just came into my head
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:48, archived)
# riiiiiiiight.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# I've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] The all new First-Aid Power-Saw!


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(champagnerocker, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# I have a chesty cough
and hay fever. Can this fix it?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# why is that useless?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:14, archived)
# FOR RECTAL USE ONLY.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] No, wait! Listen - it's not polish, it's glitter.


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(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:37, archived)
# You can polish a turd anyway
Ask any framer.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
# True dat.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# During my time in the Royal Artillery,
we had to polish Brasso tins until they were entirely silver except for the letters RA.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:48, archived)
# didn't they already invest in this
with the gold plating of ipods?
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Yes,
I like Viz too.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)
# simpsons did it! simpsons did it!
fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# I was quite pleased with the "turd with a bite taken out of it" logo as well
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# That's far from useless.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
# that thing burned my bog roll!
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Nevermind the bog roll, it melted my fucking hand off!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# that'll teach you not to have a hand made of epoxy resin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Oww.....
It'd also warm it on cold winter days....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I see no fire hazard here
Carry on. Patent passed.
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# haha
as someone who reduced the first half inch radius of a toilet roll to ribbons this very day, I approve wholeheatedly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I am
so fucking glad I'm not the only one - shame I can't give you more than one click
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# *click*
i had a similar thought today with the kitchen towel
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)

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