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# "Ooh yesh"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Epic Baz!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)
# With added Dibnah :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# JESUS!!
You wouldn't believe this, but I had that very thought yesterday, for some bizarre reason??? You've executed it marvelously sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Hehe!
Thanks Q! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I fear I've fallen foul of my own rant...
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# well if I don't like the weekly challenge I just ignore it and keep on posting any old shit
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:41, archived)
# silly troll, rock is not bridge
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I feel very much the same
and would like express my disdain.
I like drawings of dicks
Not this gay poem shit
To whom should I complain?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)
# NO YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
All limericks are supposed to start with "There was a" or "There once was a"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:44, archived)
# There once was a homo called zeltergiset
Who who'd perform sexual favours for a cigarette
And then he got AIDS
the end.

Better?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
# There once was a doctor called 2 Can Chunder
But he failed the willy doctor exams
And so can't spend all day touching diseased willies
As he would like to
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I have to do woman stuff exams in a month. I hate woman stuff :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Why you gotta do the exams then, chump?
Do doctors not do woman stuff exams to become woman stuff doctors?

Medicine is confusing and difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I am a GP. Therefore unlike hospital specialists I can't say to my patients 'I only do willies', I have to pretend to know about everything.
These exams are somewhat self inflicted but necessary if I want to work in a good practice.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Oh man when you're in your good practice you should hang a sign up in your office that says "I only do willies"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Yes, I will do that, and on my door it will just say 'willy doctor'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Change your name to William
then the sign can be Doctor Willy: Willy Doctor.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Is it possible that you missed the "and then illustrate it" bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# my amiga crashed and did this
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue444/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)
# are the title and the "...together" strapline
supposed to be the wrong way round?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)
# yes
I know this is a break with convention but I liked the line and used it as the title instead. CONTROVERSIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)
# so, you definately didn't fuck it up then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# *Burns embassy*
Although at this resolution, it looks like *bums embassy"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)
# you can bum an embassy cigarette I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# And smoke it afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Cue the web crashing as everyone dashes off to get a look at grandmasterfluffles' pance...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I was expecting an upskirt shot.
/gutted
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)
# So which /talk regular is Fiddy Cent?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Those Eco Urinals are excellent
You can have a good old perve at your neighbours' cocks in the mirror while you are washing your hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Software failure. Press left mouse button to continue.
Guru meditation #00000004:0000AAC0
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Keep Mega-City Tidy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Teef!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)
# There are more than one.
Teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Judge, jury and dentist.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# He is the Law!
Can I request an Abslom Daak pic?

Everything needs more Abslom Daak.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# *googles*
*wikis*
I don't remember ever seeing Doctor Who comics in the 80s, how odd!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Aww!
In other news - was looking at an old "Perfecoscope" stereoscope last week. Over a hundred years old and it had a LOLDog.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# BE QUIET! I IZ AT A GUD BIT!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# in my last flat share, we had one of those featuring, erm, scantily clad women of questionable reputation (nobody knew where it had come from)
they were surprisingly three-dimensional in certain departments
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# This is fantastic.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Now pick up the trash
And ya teeth :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Yay! Liking the return of these :)
THE CAMELTOE OF THE LAW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Sensible Policies for A Better Britain.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Judge Dredd knows how to deal out punishment
not only knocks his teeth out he sets the perp's head on fire!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Do Pam St Clement!
Please? I'll ask my sister to give you a blowie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)
#
"Do"

That is nowhere near a big enough payment.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Pam is all of teh sex.
I'm going to invite her to my wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I saw her shopping in Marks and Spencers once
she was wearing a lepoard print leotard and shoving bags of frozen sprouts down in to the gusset*

*only partly true
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:13, archived)
# How did you know it was Sister Vagabond?
Was it raining?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:48, archived)
# There is no justice...
...just T La Rock

woo!
click!
*insert other b3ta exclamations of joy*

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)
# also, where does Steve get his brilliant ideas from?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
# amirite
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I am da lur!!!
WOO and *click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)
# haaa!
DREDD BALLS ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:20, archived)
# fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# DROK!
gotta love Dredd and their made up swear words ;)

awesome pic
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# top class
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Aceness!
Write to Tharg and get a full story, please! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] It's my first limerick
Can you tell?


click for mo' readable, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Made me laugh
LOL. See :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# haha
Christian WankTanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# oh no, not again!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
# so bad
its good

like
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:44, archived)
# ...

I'm curious about donating, will doing so remove my account's anonymity?

EDIT: Job done, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Yes
We'll all know who you are and where you live
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# you think your account is anonymous?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# site admins will know your paypal email address
but is that hugely controversial info?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:52, archived)
# ...unless you go into Lloyds TSB with some cash
and donate by bank transfer.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# oh yeah you can do that
and I'll know your name and probably tattoo it on my face
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Do you really want "R. Soul" written on your face?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# g'wan - tell us what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:55, archived)
# That is just
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:52, archived)
# No, it will only post pictures of your naked buttox in your profile.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:55, archived)
# OI!
nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# B3ta subject line compo
Stop eating your own turds
and make funny with your words
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# limericks are the lowest form of poetry
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# with cats in bins and puppies in rivers
I can't quite stop my orgasmic shivers.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:48, archived)
# ICC DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO BAN PAKISTAN
or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Icecrown Citadel?
I've been playing World of Warcraft too long.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Darker than a Chilean miner's arsehole
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:50, archived)
# WE'RE NOT READING BLAIR'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY...TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# bowling you lols like a bent googly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Coming into your box like William Hague
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)
# well done everyone who got their exam results.
just another 60 years of back-breaking toil before you can finally relax
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Haikus are better, than silly wee limericks, go fuck a donkey
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:58, archived)
# ulu htcninom musruo yekild nuostisekam sdra wkcab gnipyt
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:01, archived)
# DAVE PROWSE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:01, archived)
# HAGUE: I'M NOT GAY, DUCKY
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:02, archived)
# William in the drawing room with the concrete dildo
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Put this in the bin and we'll hunt you down
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Don't mess with Scotsmen, we'll drive your leaders to drink!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I bet this subject line doesn't get picked.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Subject line so bad it needs AuToTuNeD
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Snog, diddle, tongue, diddle. Front, behind, cuddle. The set menu.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)
# The News Of The World could at least pay its half of the phone bill.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:10, archived)
# B3ta is now taking bets on what time the weekly newsletter will arrive in your inboxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:15, archived)
# This would be topical but
that would mean I'd no longer get to take a nap during the news.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)
# BLAIR'S SPICY NEW MEMOIR: I HAD SEX WITH MO MOWLAM
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Capello in a cupola with Ford Coppola
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# What cowboys do for fun...


Everyone knows they stand on their horses faces, but we all turn a blind eye.
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
# This breaks my heart
Someone write a light-hearted limerick about it to cheer me up.

edit: Excellent, everything has been suitably trivialised, thanks to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:41, archived)
# There once was a cowboy from Preston
Who thought he was in a real Western
He stood on his horse
People said "That is coarse!"
But the cowboy said "Meh. He's just restin'."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
#
There once was a cowboy called Dace
Who trod on his poor horse's face.
Didn't want to do it
But everyone knew it
Showed the wee bastard its place.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
#
There was a young cowboy named z0mb13e
Who shagged his horse till 10.30
It fell on its side
He trod on its eye
And now he's looking for Jeremy

o_O

   

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# There once was a fine-looking horse
Whose owner just showed no remorse
When asked (in the first place)
"Do you step on its face?"
He just shrugged and said simply "Of course"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Don't be sad...
Horsey likes it. Its the whole sub/dom thing...

Liking the limericks - can't write em for toffee me...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:52, archived)
#
Horses don't really feel pain
Even when brutally slain
They've got hormones rough
From long face to muff
And can take a good punch from John Wayne
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Oh, god. *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Not weally a wevelation
(cmorton, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Yes
Frankie Boyle is
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Frankie Boyle is an apt cover celeb too :)
Edit. Mind the piss!

   
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:31, archived)
# OMG new icons!
Wanna keyboard cat! Wanna wanna keyboard cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:38, archived)
# "D'oh!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Sprinkles
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Grunters!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Headwound!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)
#
Tickety-boo thanks chief :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Oh Congrats!!!!!!
Excellent news :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Indeed.
Now we just need to sort the house out...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:31, archived)
# JP!!!!!
How are you fine fellow you?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Got a throat lurgy and a filthy cough, so currently
wrapped in duvet :(
But I have coffee, so all is in balance. You well, fine sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Not too bad thankee sir!
*Pampers and fluffs up duvet* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)
# *purchases ticket for the RIS bus*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)
# "It's Friday, it's five o' clock*...."
Know you not of these things?

Edit: *make that 'five to five'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Crackerjack?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# oh yusss!
10 points for the Grifster
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Struggling here...
and boy do I wish it was 5 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Was it 5 o clock? I thought it was 5 to 5.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:25, archived)
# You're completely right,
blame my failing memory.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Soz Baz
Just me showing my advancing years :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# No worries...
I was on Forces overseas broadcasting for a lot of my yoof so missed out on some of these gems...

Also - profile brother lolz
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)
# ALL ABOARD!
all the b3tans on the bus go "RIS RIS RIS"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)
# quiet today?

Edit: Fixed.


   
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:03, archived)
# They'd do a lot better trade
if they sold clothing instead of books.

And got a catchier name for the shop. Or changed it to "Book Shop" to avoid being misleading.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# but they're right on the money
with slashing up jordan.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I cannot condone physical assaults upon talentless, banal "celebrities"
I can, however, condone completely ignoring them and not giving them any media exposure at all, instead devoting the time and effort to worthier people who might actually serve as positive rolemodels.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:16, archived)
# That's all terribly sensible and stuff.
How do, Tribs?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:34, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10174843
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Clothing Shop says it all
it's dynamic, it's too the point, it down with the cool kids, is says all that you want it to say, let's run it up the flag-pole and see who salutes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Aaaaargh!
*kills*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Oi CM!
We won last night.

I played a nun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Yay, go Tribs!
I'm glad she lost. Bloody nuns.


(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, archived)
# No, the nun won
It was a team effort to stop some extradimensional gribbly breaking through.
I got quite a reputation as a monster-killing, grave-robbing, artefact-stealing naughty nun. With a magic stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Maybe they are all books about clothes though

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# i cant imagine that monotonous strumpet ever using an exclamation mark
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Unless of course,
she was fucking it.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:20, archived)
# true
but an exclamation mark wouldn't touch the sides. She'd need an ampersand, at least
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ningles, not a Lime Rick.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:44, archived)
# she has the look of a child abductor about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:46, archived)
#
Mary had a little lamb,
You've heard this tale before,
But did you know she tried to kill
The Cat that lived next door?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)
# RDRR
(__, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Don't ya get it Bart
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I was going to colour the curve in with magenta
but it's 8 frames man!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# that's a bit of a swanky blouse.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:48, archived)
# The spangly greenness makes her look like a Romulan from TNG
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:04, archived)
# you'd better shop this to make for your geekery!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Commander Widdecombe - to the bridge
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)
# She's had Micto
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:49, archived)
# feh, who hasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
# There once was a woman called Mary
Who's minge was incredibly hairy
On seeing a cat
She thought "ha - fuck that"
And now she is awfully wary.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
#
Mary, my hero, my darling, my sweet
I cannot forget that fine day on that street
When one moggy fuck
Ran plain out of luck
Revenge for catshit on our feet
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
Not very well now you've had the press camped out on your front lawn for the last few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# angels with bad habits
hmm quite profound "doffs CAPS"
edit 2:20
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiXSrtpNgJw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# thread kill
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 6:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 8:22, archived)
# LOAP?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:03, archived)

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