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# I have no unread messages
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 23:22, archived)
# They taste of red. :(
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Bindun, but with less wit
but with less wit
(http://b3ta.com/board/8126327)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Bloody awful
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 1:06, archived)
# still would
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 23:29, archived)
# melt in your pants, not in your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# you should go into marketing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)
# i really should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:16, archived)
# IT'S NOUGAT, NOT NOOGAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:17, archived)
# I WANT TO SHOUT AT SOMEONE!
WHERE ARE YOU, YOU CUNTS!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I NEED SUGAR
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# cock
(herman:D, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (210 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# admit it, you have a thing for madame cholet, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# it was her or pootle from the flumps
the eighties were bad man, bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)
# i thought you'd be more a velma fan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
# only when used as a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)
# jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Haha!
Bananas are ace, aren't they Smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)
# no. no they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Did you have some traumatic banana related incident in your youth, Smash?
Bananas are the nyomyist of fruits.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Caramelized with brown sugar,rum etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Oo sounds lovely
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# it was horrible
it involved banana, mucus, a monkey and my mate's mum.
that's all i'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Sounds like all the best ingredients ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# even the smell of them makes me retch
that's how bad it was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# as an AFC Wimbledon fan,
this is relevant to my interests. :D
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Haha, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# That's a click
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] A Classic
(eyes, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Fuckles!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Cockles!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
# 0_0
i've got some of those in the cupboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
# you're not supposed to keep those after a relationship!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# why not?
there was nothing left to attach them to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)
# I second this
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
# i waited ages in case someone said something to clue me in
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:27, archived)
# I was pretending to be like one of the cool ones
not saying anything otherwise I would have had to say 'RIS?' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# good plan
i just felt bad that no-one was replying
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I would hazard a guess that it's something to do with The Inbetweeners...
But beyond that, I'm stumped I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
# i've heard of that
i think it was on the telly tonight
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)
# 'tis actually very funny
if, like most internet users you suffered a teenhood being painfully ostracised by your peers...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# i have no idea what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)
# 'hem, no, neither do I...
err...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Religious Iguanadon Stilts
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Raging in Surrey?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Remote Installation Services.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:27, archived)
# rectally inserted spoons
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Refugee Information Service
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Radioactive Integrated Shell-suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Rectally Installed Shelving
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Really Intensive Shitting
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Really?
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Rhetorically Initiate Study?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Relatively insipid sauropod
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Rancid Itchy Snatch
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
# not lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Dr Oetker FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Rambutan is scared.


See?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Rah Rah Rambutan! Can I have one? Yes you can! (to tune of Boney M)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 4:52, archived)
# Razors Inside Sphincter?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)
# ... resulting in stitches
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Hello
I am making another of my infrequent fly-by visits.



...bye!
(The Amazing Mikey C, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# post and run?
so if i call you massive cunt with poor sexual technique, you won't see, and so won't be offended?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# But...
it is true.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# why have you got two accounts?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I don't know.
That account is what was linked to my main email address. Perhaps I once had an episode.

I like to think it makes me look cool.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Top diz-guise!
Even topperer lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# sadly...
it wasn't real lurkage
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# This is also me
I have just realised that I logged into an account that I didn't know I had. This is my real account.
On the plus side, turns out I now have 2 accounts!
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# i like his beard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# this makes no sense
there's a robot on the left and a bearded man with a hat and monocle on the right.
where's the dizguise?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuously crowbarred into general vicinity of challenge brief
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Starring
Robert Preston?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODu888i14-I
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Threadrush avoidance.


I'll just leave this here.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Haha,
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Good
I made it for people who might like this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)
# yeah, but
i bet it's still got jedward on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# No, but to be fair they were on number 75
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# they should be on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] A Carol for the kids

De-ris: www.javaslublu.com/Children/Children_Fiction/Fantasy_and_Science_Fiction/0516W054.html
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Have you been listening to Bal-Sagoth?
:) *clicks like a mad metal loon*
(Poison-System-X, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Goo goo ga joob

no it's not a compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# compo it
....................... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:28, archived)
# did he argos it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# what is it about iams?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# hehehe
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Ta, I really need a third to complete a series
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# yeah, but what others are there
i can only think of really tenuous ones
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
# do one in pink
then you can do the old "iam brian and so is my wife" bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Or a slightly flaccid looking bag
with "Iams pent"

subtelty right out the window there I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# fuck subtlety, this is b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Well... quite...
Gleefully defenestrating subtelty for nine years and counting. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# you've got me beat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# One does what one can m'lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# *sigh*
if only i was allowed to do what i can...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Oh but you are, Smash, you are.
Well... you can't do THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# i know, i know
but i can dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# yeah but the (presumed) joy of this wagon
would be the 'S'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# I am sbrian and so is my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I am Sjack's complete lack of ... no, that doesn't work either
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# but if it's the third, that makes it a trilogy
and, as stated in scream 3, in a trilogy, all bets are off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Iams
orry madam but could you please move your bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# the only one i could think of was
'iams andwich'

which doesn't even work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# And yet it's causing me to chortle quietly to myself...
I.... AM..... SANDWICH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# ah it was supposed to be a 'jam' sandwich
rather than a tick-like SPOON equivalent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Not my problem mate.
Once it's in the public domain it's open to interpretation by the masses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
#
could you move your bag? you have cancer/the aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# IAMS
ailing

IAMSailing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)
# wasn't it
'we are sailing'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# In the fifth verse...
But the first verse is just an 'I' and also the title of the song.

Yes, I did just look it up and I have no life, thank you for asking. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# IAMS
itting on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:24, archived)
# IAMS
pecial because mummy said so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Decarte has been done.
nothing has worked as well as the popeye one, the Walrus is very good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# The Burning Bush
"Iams that Iams"
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 1:12, archived)
# iams not sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Well Iams o sure I'll bet you on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Where the fuck is the eggman?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
# up a chicken's arse, man
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)
# So that's why the chicken crossed the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:54, archived)
# which came first
the eggman or the chickens arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# The eggman came first, up the chickens arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# my post was supposed to be like that joke
what do you do if you see a spaceman?

park in it, man

egg man, eggman, see?

ah fuck you all
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)
# scrap brain probably
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# so many little eggies and I'm still starving and I'm going to eat them ALL before I go to sleepie
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# May as well get this in before the whole world goes Halo mad tomorrow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# i know
someone who got it 2 days ago from Tesco, they sent it early. lol halo is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# It has an average score of like 93 on metacritic
It's probably not too shit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)
# The Halo series is shit, Ben.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# apparently, i'm not of this world
as i had no idea* that anything halo-related was happening tomorrow


*don't really care
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# It's just a good excuse to lay around all day in your pants
shooting at aliens - and you won't even be arrested. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# ah, right
i'm more of a mariokart kinda girl, although i still choose the pants option
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:35, archived)
# MarioKart rules
But it's the old skool SNES version which wins hardest!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# But still in pants, right?
If not then I don't care WHAT game it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Any game is better in pants.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Ah! The words of a true gent.
The only exception being Monkey Island II while the heating is broken. that's more a case of wooly jacket of death by hypothermia...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Pants. MAKE IT SO.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# *freezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# true
but i've only got the gamecube with double dash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Stormin mormon


Click for bigger (144 kb)
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# O__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:19, archived)
# FOOK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# that's a special level of creepy right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:22, archived)
# his lil' brother was prone to being sat on................true

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:22, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Yes
'kin fab.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] no more burgers & coke backstage....voul au vonts & fine wine now

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# *pure class*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# encore!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# From the waist up...good show.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Very well orchestrated !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# new
Free Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# where are the pubes? i DEMAND pubes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
# darn it!!
Been so long since my last tablet
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
# quick, edit them in!
then i'll look like a pube-obsessed mental!
wait, that's a bad thing, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# muff
on a rope
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# i'm not sure if that means
i want muff on a rope or i have muff on a rope, but the answer to both is no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:14, archived)
# if you're shaven
you have to have a muff on a rope to make the soaps
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:15, archived)
# i neither confirm nor deny this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# three per ball
IT'S THE LAW!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# shaved?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] She's a crazy one, her.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Pfff!
The quotes: genuine lol!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
# They're original!
I didn't add them.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)
# My dear lord, you're right.
That album cover must have been checked by dozens of people before going to print and yet no-one noticed!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# music?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
# she looks a bit like buffy there
sorry to t.j, but i have a question for you all.
if you meet someone who says they'll phone you sometime in the week, is he being a bit too eager if he phones the next day?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)
# nah, nothing wrong with being a bit keen
if he brings a van full of his furniture then you might wanna tell him to back off though
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)
# i'm just a bit wary
as the last bloke that was this keen asked me to marry him after 3 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:03, archived)
# well it's not a precedent yet so give him the benefit of the doubt i say
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# fuck it, i've got no better offers right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)
# i wish i hadn't been so pissed
i'd be able to remember if he was okay-looking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)
# this makes me giggle
and worry slightly about your mental stability
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# ...what stability?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:07, archived)
# *ahahah*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:12, archived)
#
Ace
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Sorry, photoshopped entries only.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

Edit: Hedgehog from hell is a wierdo
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# that's bloody great
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Susan Boyle-ing
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:15, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)
#
It will be months before I have a proper erection again
(StrangeVegetable Will rape your sightballs, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)
# improper ones are always better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# No worries..we have plenty of noob blood on hand.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# the lab coat suits him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)
# FUCK
my eyes, my poor poor eyes
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Why ?
why oh why :'(
(wankdog, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:34, archived)
# And I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Phwoooaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:34, archived)
# i bet that tastes salty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:28, archived)
# CANNOT SEE
Who broke teh b3tards?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:40, archived)
# boyle porn
best of all porn - official
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Thread saved:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Nice pussy
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Our little kitty is very sick and still in hospital. Pray/chant/sacrifice a beer for her if you would...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# :(
May your kitty make a speedy recovery...
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Thank you...we're bringing her home tomorrow
still not certain what's going on as blood and marrow samples are still out at labs. We're hoping like heck...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 0:17, archived)
# i like
Who's is this young woman,,
funky fringe
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] one for the vegetarians..
Photobucket

is not my lover.. etc..
(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)
# i prefer
the girl is lime
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:12, archived)
# how about
Chicory and Ivory
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:32, archived)
# i'm looking at the ham in the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Bully Beef - That's my Girl................
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I just can't stop lovin' stew
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# It's a Griller !! Griler !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh bless.
(Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)
# your username is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Veh nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:34, archived)
#
Aw thank you
(Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# some say he's FAT :D
(herman:D, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Is fatcat on wheels, now?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# That's so last friday.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# mmmmEEEEEOOOOOOWwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
#
that fat cat skates
I like it
(Sherbs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Dude. Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:57, archived)
# what does mine say?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop all that fuckin scratchin.......
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:27, archived)
# call the po lice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Outstanding.
I was gonna say "It takes a massive nit comb to hold us back"
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:34, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Flavor Flea - What Time is Louse!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Heheh.
This was a Tribe Called Quest track. Full of paranoid STD misinformation, as I remember, and references to "jimmy hats".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:43, archived)
# yeah, but jimmy hats are now in style
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:45, archived)
# She sunk lower than low into limbo
I believe was the line
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Mmmm.
Crotch crickets.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] last compo for today methinks
(cheebatv, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:03, archived)
# BOYLE BOYLE BOYLE BOYLE BOYLE BOYLE
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
#
www.friedgold.co.uk/spaced/Icons/wanker.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:10, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:19, archived)
#
www.strimoo.com/video/13185547/Spaced-Series-2-Episode-4-Veoh.html
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I drinked a drink in time gone by
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Fecking hell
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:26, archived)
# WTF Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:49, archived)
# why do i log in here when i'm eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:21, archived)

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