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# 'sup. How're you all doing?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Well it looks like you wouldn't care even if I told you!
:)
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Pffft :)
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:17, archived)
# I'm okay, thank you.
I appreciate the porn you've drawn.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:14, archived)
# It's not porn unless there's nipples.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:17, archived)
# THAT'S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT IS.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:18, archived)
# THEN WHY ON FRONT COVERS DO THEY COVER UP THE NIPPLES
But inside NIPPLES AHOY

obviously it's not porn if you cover up nipples and vadge.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Christmas is ruined.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:23, archived)
# But what about the Marks and Sparks porn we always have at that time of year?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:23, archived)
# it sure is
a funny looking cat.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:22, archived)
# What about the cat shit?
Also has anyone been playing minecraft?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Yes. All day every day :'(

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:29, archived)
# I've been trying to make a giant glass sky penis for a friend.
We're doing a sharing of the save game. It's fun :D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Haha you had better cook a whole fuck tonne of sand then. I'm in the process of a tower, and a giant woolen skull to house my portal in the Nether.
I HAVE TWO HALFS OF A PIRATE SHIP. ONE IN THE OVERWORLD AND ONE IN THE NETHER FUCK YES FUCKING YES.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Fantastic :D!
There are creepers everywhere I'm scared.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Ride a piggy to safety!
Ghasts make me cry.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:45, archived)
# That's a nicesssssss everything you have there
what a pity if ssssssssomething happened to itssssssss
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:50, archived)
# :(
:C
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Cat are not have recycle so prease put in bin receptacle.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:51, archived)
# aw i just love those
has been ages since i saw your stuff. i wish i could just see all your stuff i missed since well the last time i saw your stuff. i still remember those birds we drew- they hold a special place in my heart.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)
# FUTURE GLOWOMAN WILL DESTROY US ALL
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Don't be silly, that would ruin his acting career.
/ac
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)
# HE'S A SHESHE?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Everyone is John Malkovich
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:24, archived)
# NOW YA ON THA TROLLEY
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Now that's a sting.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Hallo
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Hay :D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Dr Who where WHAT?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:40, archived)
# The eyes are a dead giveaway !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# I hear ya
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:12, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Oh FUCK
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Sweet Jeebuz!!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Holy F-F-Fuck!
(, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 5:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:57, archived)
# This person has an irregular face beat !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:05, archived)
# this is gibbin me head hurt
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:09, archived)
# TRIPLE HEADFUCK
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:10, archived)
# the green light makes this particularly disturbing as well as his alien features
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:01, archived)
# GOATS!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Fuck!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:11, archived)
# oh wow!
I knew they could climb very steep things, but...

I'm tired of these motherf**king goats on my motherf**king dam!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Goats and their fucking salt dams.
I swear I'm getting goats very soon. I'll provide them with their very own salt dam.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:18, archived)
# what?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Aussies struggle with weaponry
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:29, archived)
# FP this mofo nao!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
WIN :)
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Seconded.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:53, archived)
# It could come back to haunt you !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:48, archived)
# aft noon
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:50, archived)
# YIKES !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:53, archived)
# HELLO!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:55, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
*hides*

wooo
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Woo HD :D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# oooohhh
yyyeeaahh!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
# we b frehnz?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:47, archived)
# *throws a fishbone*
*hopes it's distracting enough*
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
#
Sergeant Carter
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Why does that remind me of Chad, the older militant brother, from Weird Science?
woo and wotcha mate.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Weird Science
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Anyone done this with Barbara Windsor from "Carry on Camping"?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)
# i tried, but she put up a good fight
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)
# would
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)
# simon cowell?
??
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Yayyy!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:55, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)
# What a dump !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:51, archived)
# hooray
drunk co-eds get their just deserts!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# just because
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Seedlessness has no seeds !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
# i got lazy on the seeds
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# oh you fucker!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:16, archived)
# dude, srsly, wtf
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# wut?
just followed thru on earlier gab about melon
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I'm just jerking your chain. I love it and am jealous that it was done so well
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)
# oh
well then sufferrrrrrr hhehe
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] BURNT SIENNA POLICY
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Undetectable by craydar !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
#
...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# if this gets anywhere near the bedroom wall, mom is going to get so pissed
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# someone actually crafted their
rocket to look like a crayola crayon, and the launcher was the crayola packet.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] crayockets
have some shoe bombs
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:34, archived)
# That reminds me...
Of an old video I edited....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hmp5pFzzDU
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Oooh, that reminds me...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] :~)

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Is that from the carrots vs. peas alt compo?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:13, archived)
# no
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# carrots will win everytime
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# infidel, I will overcook your legumes
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Crayolawaaaaay
:D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha--goodern
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Workout in the rumpass room !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# up and down
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hip and hop
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Please...
Can I have a go now?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Hop to it !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# It's hard, but it needs to be done
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
# The firmer the former !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Hello, you lovely people
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# lolololololol
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Best artist ever!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# what the fuck did you say about my art?
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I'm already dead.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# oh, me too.
nevermind then.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)
# We are so cool.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Get a studio, you two
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# :P
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# i am having trouble deciding what turns me on more
This image, or ellis18's QILF image
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# promiscuous = you
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I've seen this before, and loved every tissue-drenching moment
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:58, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Putter?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Mayday?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# butter
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
# but-TAAAH!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Lip sinks sink lips !
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:00, archived)
# haha
thats awful yet amazing.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:27, archived)
# animated lips:D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Old one of mine...

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Yup, a classic
Was browsing for source video and thought "That looks familiar...".
So I used it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWGn6_EH2gM&feature=related
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
# which led me to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=90VyvOhPmA0&feature=fvw
...which made me wonder why we have not yet evolved retractable noses
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:57, archived)
#
Thx for the link, I found the Hot girls in bikinis have a ice cream fight in slo mo extremely errr refreshing
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Just in--The QILF II
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Finally a mouth big enough to handle my junk.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Congratulations
this model sports our Barnyard series of aperatures
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Bring wood and oil.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Sayyy.....what'll it be? Hips or lips?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# so what did you do?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# It is rather sobering . . .
with only fake eyes and mouth, we are all just blow-up dolls
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Speak for yourself!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# trufax
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# *I*
am a realdoll!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)
# o_O
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:36, archived)
# caution: residents of deciduous regions of the northern hemisphere
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# thread deletion imminent
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# why so?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# GRONKPAN WILL MODERATE THIS.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# moderate this...
*grabs crotch*
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Grab some of this!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Yes, please!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# ahoi hoi!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Why am I looking at a photo of my wife?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I'd say someone broke into your computer and posted your special files
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# The world loves a dreamer.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Because you feel guilty
having seen a young womans bum on b3ta
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Fake
that's actually a piece of fruit carefully photographed to look like a dirty slut hussy skank who must be punished.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Fuck yes
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# get off my crotch
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Your best work by far.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Cheeky C@#T
I posted the wrong one but I don't care, it's a thing of beauty, shop that and make it better.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I'm confused...are you Pedro too?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# What?
Have I missed something?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Appologies.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# :D...I blame Pedro.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# "Vote for Pedro"
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# o/
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# :(|).oO(have a banana)
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Guinness first...food later.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# g'day
have a cuc..u..banan..um..ber, I guess

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Worst. Nightmare.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Cucumber...the most pointless thing in the world.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# for men
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# What if you like to abseil?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# sliced fresh cukes in vinegar are quite tasty
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Not pointless
Hendricks Gin

That is all
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# 10,000 Internet points
to PoorLumpyPony. Hendricks is awesome.

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# can't you put a banana inside a cucumber?
it'd be more tasty at least, if harder to open...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# bananumber? cucunana?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Cucunana's a great name
Make one, Make one now!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# but, ellis just did, no?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# No, the other way around.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# aside from the seeds and greenish hue,,,
the insides are too similar to do anything convincing, humorous or interesting.

I know, I just tried
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# i agree
ya might put some watermelon pulp with seeds inside a cuke

but the melon would need to be scaled down enough to get multiple seeds showing

Edit: the outsides of a cuke and that of a watermelon arent that different in important ways
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# how so? ...I mean, if you can describe the biomechanical similarities, I would be a happy guy
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# will you settle for
both cuke and watermelon being green and roundish/elongated? So--if you slice a watermelon you might find the insides of a cuke inside, and vice versa
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# yeah, but it would just look like a nubby cucumber
...or an elongated watermelon. I'm afraid it just wouldn't work
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Good effort, I'll give you a red star in your textbook.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# at the cuca,
cuca banana,
the hottest spot north of Havana...

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Manilow would be jealous about now
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# woop
thats ace!! :D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I hate bananas. This is a great success.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# NO
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Double-coated for your protection.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I vote for the name
Cucubanumba
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Errrrrrh
Don't get it?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# i'd like to be azombie
but i'm down south :(
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Looks like his make up's run.
Do all men up north wear make up?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty bomb...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# :o
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# my innocence suggests we may have an inflatable bowling ball here
:P
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# FILTH
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# ASS!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I knew I had him somewhere...

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Remember kids, this is what happens when you take drugs.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Oh hai milf.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# FUCKING HELL.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# HOUSE PARTY!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Oh CreepyChan you so creepy.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# That girl is hot hot hot.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I heard you had him in a public toilet.
That's what I heard.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Gimp Bomb!
Designed to bring the enemy to it's knees.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# We can only speculate as to it's effects,
sort of like the Gay Bomb™ but for everyone, maybe!?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Asphixy-Bomb
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:36, archived)
# There's clearly an air hole!
Unless it got blocked, by something, which is maybe how you diffuse it?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Here, have this...

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# haha
have a ftttt and a click
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# He loves his fresh organic cocks.
I always laugh at that Sainsbury's advert where he bites into a Sainsbury burger and says "It's Mmmmm..." in a very unconvincing way.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Haha yeah
In this one he is saying...
"it's warm and pink and it's mrphhhfrmmsshh" as he stuffs down a wiener!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Now with with salty sauce!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 10:43, archived)
# The recipe for success!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Now there's a 30-minute meal!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 10:47, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:10, archived)
#
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#
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# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:52, archived)
# That's quite a poster archive, that!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:57, archived)
# I've been hitting "Random Image" for days
and haven't seen any of them twice yet.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:04, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:32, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:47, archived)
# I tried telling someone I was an acme brand impregnator.
bitch chased me on a tractor.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:49, archived)
# Before or after she fixed it...?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:51, archived)
# Before, it conked out and I made good my escape.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:54, archived)
# Doesn't need editing!
How well does she swear in Ukrainian?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 5:57, archived)
# She accused the tractor of failing the motherland and then ranted about beetroots and cabbage.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:00, archived)
#
and then ranted about beetroots and cabbage
smelt of

Looking at that poster, it makes you think that it must have been rough living back then.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:06, archived)
# does she? have you got her number?
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:14, archived)
# Thankfully, no.
Although you can reach her business line at 1-800-TRAKTOR (that the's Ukranian spelling).

who wants to tell them this is just a cupboard: gogd.tjs-labs.com/show-picture?id=1092411327
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:17, archived)
# I've just phoned up, and asked for my large threshing machine to be serviced,
unfortunately I was treated like it was a prank.

I think there's stuff inside the cupboard, like this:
gogd.tjs-labs.com/show-picture?id=1134598037
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:25, archived)
# So much wrongness.
So much...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:27, archived)
# Aw, give her some credit, she'd be passable if she shaved her legs once in a while.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:30, archived)
#
legs face.

Actually, one of the ladies I work with was toying with the idea of taking her for a bit of a spruce-up. Can't do anything for the engine oil under the fingernails, though.

And also:

(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:33, archived)
# shoving her under one of the emergency showers would be a start.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:41, archived)
# And scrubbing with birch brushes and bleach.
She's alright, really. I'm just a cunt.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:44, archived)
# I volunteer to be one of the brushers.
Oh yeah *nods*
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:49, archived)
# Bleach for her,
mind bleach for me.
Both for you.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:54, archived)
# Need something to wash my screen now...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:56, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:59, archived)
# lots of your images are disturbing and give me quite the fear
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:27, archived)
# This one doesn't need editing
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:32, archived)
# yeah I loved that one.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:39, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
I'd never heard that phrase before coming here.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:43, archived)
# I've been trying to spread the term as far as possible, because of it's awesomeness.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:50, archived)
# As a minor TJ:
my four-year-old just presented me with a drawing of "The Very Hungry Velociraptor."
On the 1st, he ate a bird, on the second day, he ate a pterodactyl and on the third day, he got trapped in a fridge. Much to our embarasment, we let her watch Jurassic Park and she loves it.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:53, archived)
# How did he end up in the fridge?
Perhaps you should also show her some other classics of cinema, perhaps Cannibal Holocaust.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 6:57, archived)
# She's desperate to watch the Indiana Jones films,
but we won't let her yet. She also loves Captain Scarlet.

(They trapped on of the raptors in the Fridge near the end of the first JP film).

I'm off to look for White-throated Nightjars and bats for a few hours.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 7:01, archived)
# Ah I haven't actually seen Jurrassic Park
Have fun with the nightjars.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 7:04, archived)
# Ta!
The big nocturnal bastards...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 7:12, archived)
# Reporting to say mission successful.
One White-throated Nightjar, two Owlet-nightjars heard and four species of bat identified by call on a bat detector. Not bad for anight of pissing drivel.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# i think i first heard it on Summer Heights High
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 8:07, archived)
# 'ning
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Fly guy
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# You horrible, horrible person
Well done
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:07, archived)
# Hahaha
bless him, he looks so damn camp
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Ha!
From camp to butch.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:20, archived)
# "Like it or not you are cummin' with me! Oh dear R2 what a predicament!"
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Honestly, I'll stop.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Zalgo, your dinner's ready!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Christ on a bike...
You're not supposed to tell the public where that stuff comes from...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:00, archived)
#
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(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:45, archived)
# I know, he's such a bitch...
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:50, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 4:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# He Comes!
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 9:02, archived)
#
HE WHO LIES BEHIND THE WALL E WCOM

E WCOM Waits ◊ख़ ZALGO COMES HECMES ۩ ◊o Waits ◊ख़ \ \ # Nezperd E ALL
E W ALLH
!E COMES E W ALLr
dian hive-mind HE

ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO

E WCOM Waits ◊ख़ ZALGO COMES HECMES ۩ ◊o Waits ◊ख़ \ \ # Nezperd E ALL
E W ALLH
!E COMES E W ALLr
dian hive-mind HE
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Always use an Astromech™ certified service centre...


^ click for no compression. ^
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I was expecting them to have lost the R2 unit
or at least charge a fortune for jiggling a few wires.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Help me Oh-Pae Do Kenobi
You're my only hope.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Ha, and me posting his airline above
before I saw this. Must be the nights drawing in.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Flirty bomb.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I hear she goes like a rocket.......
*groan* :)
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:17, archived)
# A bang you'll never forget.
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Cor
I think that bomb fancies me
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 3:36, archived)
# ooooh
I say :D
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)

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