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(MC_Histamine, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
# what good news does it contain?
i hope it doesn't blaspheme our current bible
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:29, archived)
# In the beginning rob created the /board
And the /board was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the regulars
And the spirit of rob moved upon the face of /board
And rob said 'let their be shite' and there was shite.
And rob saw the shite, that it was good, and rob divided the shite from the darkness
And rob called the shite /board and the darkness /talk
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
Magic Donkey, who art on B3ta,
hallowed be thy bray.
Thy Mods come,
thy newsletter be done,
on /board as it is in /talk
Give us this day our daily board stats.
And forgive us our trollings,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into 4chan,
but deliver us from the gay shift.
For thine is the fp, the modpowers and the glory. for ever and ever. EEH-OORRRR!

By We are the lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Nice cropping ;o{p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:30, archived)
# As a devoutee of devout devoutiness, I find your image offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I'm glad that 'Apochrypha' is cited as a significant ingredient.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# The b3ten commandments
Thou shalt read teh FAQ, n00b
Thou shalt not leech another's images
Thou shalt not repost in a new thread
Thou shalt not post Freebase during the day shift
Thou shalt get an icon
Thou shalt not post links on /board
Thou shalt post a de-RIS link for those that don't get it
Thou shalt link NSFW images
Thou shalt complain that the Image Challenge is shit
Thou shalt not go anywhere near /talk
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# *is pious*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
# *steals pies*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Sorry, what did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# pfffft
since when has anyone here ever followed that rule?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Trolls bring out lurkers
..otherwise we'd never hear from them
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Ha!
Like throwing bread to the ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] New for Hannukah
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Go directly to hull, do not collect £200.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Gothic font, Shirley?
This is wrong on all the right levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Tried Gothic
Couldn't read it when embossed and distorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I'm struggling a bit with that to be honest
But I got it eventually. Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# me too
Hello -I've sliced my finger open again (well actually my thumb) and just spent the morning in A&E
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I never should have sent you those surgical scalpels.
They were for dealing with your 'guests', remember??
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# She hid in there for 2 years and 8 months!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Is it sad that I thought "mmm, that's a nice wardrobe"?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)
# On sale at MFI
Anne Frank special.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# There's also
a David Carradine one too but I'm sure someone else could do it better than I...
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Ahhh, proper Pre-Euro currency....
*nostalgias*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Or rather
Future currency.

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Here's hoping!
/not quite as controversial as A Vagabond, but all the same having the marginal potential to get people a bit 'miffy', maybe. Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# funny cause its true
or might not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Can't see what you've shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
#
ahh . . . I didnt
(THE REVTED, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Triple points? On a week day?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# You'll see...
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Yes - everything's correct here.
I'm in for 11p in exchange for 98% of the company.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# would you mind if i went to the dark corner of the room?
i'd like to wank about your offer for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Of course - that's fine.
I'll have to dock it from your hourly wage, obviously, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# OH COME ON....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dgq5F6yc6Q
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I'm sorry, but your beligerent attitude isn't helping me here, and you're not up to snuff.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go - agent-c - you're fired.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# You're shit.
And controversial.

Edit: Also, you've ruined Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Best of all the mid 90s indie bands.
EDIT: GOOD. It's simply an orgy of capitalism hypocritically celebrating the dubiously-credited existence of a figurehead of an out-dated patriarchal social control mechanism for the justification of violent landgrabs anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Redcar?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# No, Cheese and pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Haha touché
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# from dragons den to the apprentice in one foul swoop...
i feel like i've been through the intestines of the bbc and shat out the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Well - that's working in the media for you!
/satire lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# through the Hole in the Wall?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# too much stress on the outer pedals.
I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I reckon if there was a support running around the front of the wheel
and having a bearing for the presently free end of the crankaxle, then it would be fine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I can't see how this could fail.
I'll order 13 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I'll have the traditional eleventy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I can't help but see that with a fat person on one side, a skinny person on the other, perpetually going round in circles.
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# they could purge to steer
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# The fatty to purge into the mouth of the skinny
And then visa versa, in order to negotiate winding roads.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# would be a fun gif.
let the online viral campaign commence, will help with my investor up the top there.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I like this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
I mean...OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I didn't realise Mike Oldfield was such a looker.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
#
rofl
(MC_Histamine, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# At least someone got it/found it funny.
:P

(Impressive lurkage btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Excellent!
:)

also: Tangentially related tastelessness from long, long ago...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# A nice match up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# very striking
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# that burns
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I am going to sulphur in silence.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Yay for DigitalStrip!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Oooh
Bit of Escher going on there...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Ha!
That took me far too long.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Me likey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# i want one for my mum.
she loves candles. especially the big thick ones.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Properly brilliant.
(tplayford, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha, oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Haha
(herman:D, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:28, archived)
# i don't get it
(littlehippo Oneliners, keep Onlinin', Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0PKcKbjlKg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Awww crap!
All it took was one glimpse of the picture and now I can't get that horrible song out of my head. Damn you!
(eonik, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Utter brilliance dude
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Genius!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:03, archived)
# superb stuff...
bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:39, archived)
# she up in the hills in a bin bag..next
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:39, archived)
# This is either a repost or not yours.
Either way - poor show.

EDIT technically, even if it's not yours it's still a repost, so compound failure if that is the case.

EDIT EDIT Tineye says it's yours, so fair play on that score, but please don't repost in new threads kthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
# user name irony!
b3ta.com/board/7419209
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# ooooh Tineye, not heard of that ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
# from BoardNazi Enterprises!
is an add-in too: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/8922/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# ooh ta much :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Oh God what have we unleashed?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# There's the firefox addon as well...
Simply right click, and a world of flaming rests at your fingertips!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# What Griffy said in fact...
*minds the piss*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
# ^ ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
# pfft the op's username is ironic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Pass the mop please.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# He's been checked up on AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
# my
apologies
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Stone Him or Her!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I did one like this...
granted, very poorly, back in 2007!

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=56860&board=main_archive&start=110
(eddie fingers, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrating women's suffrage with an unworkable blowjob machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# haha
that's easy for you to say!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
whut?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# As in the song by Paul Weller
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# looks sharp :S
(gtfomh, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Arf!
I didn't think laydeesh fannies could ever get that big.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I pea here?

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# haha wut?
also people may find this link amusing.

some guy got a massive cock tattooed on his back.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEJO_oFTrZ8
I'd be reluctant to watch it in the workplace, but it is sortof censored.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Artistically sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I tend to agree.
A really dumb cunt.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)
# What he said.
Though it does look more felt tip than tattoo. Are we going to find out it's all a hoax.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I'd do something on her back
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# What, like a nice butterfly? Maybe a little tribal piece?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
# er yeh
if I can control my aim
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:36, archived)
# not even three pubes per ball, sloppy work
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:34, archived)
# a few spurts out the top wouldn't have gone a miss
and what's with the fully circular balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# ex-scrotal testes
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
# that's some smooth fannery....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Warning: Choking hazard
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# don't get it, don't think I want to either
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Buggered if I know
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# give Barrymore a call
he'll 'explain' it to you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Paging Dr Barrymore...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Mother-in-law's Hip
Is that Worcester Hospital?
(Normski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Ninj
Your stuff is so full of win it's really quite intimidating.

*fawns*

At least I've got a bigger cock than you, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# *Hugs*
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] roy trumpet lives in us


Click for bigger (175 kb)
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Is that Joanie?
She's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Not rocked this fella out in a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Why do I now picture a porno ghost busters with a golden shower "don't cross the streams" scene?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# If there's a steady pay check in it, I'll believe anything you say...
believe do

edit: look down
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!
(gaz'd)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Ta!
Also:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?

(gtfomh, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# too fucking late
there's a month left until the end of this year. I'm hoping for a happy Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# is she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Not yet!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Will B3ta b there
in Trafalgar square the weekend after she die's?
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I was planning on Primrose Hill
but I'm sure we can organise something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# she dead yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Aha! Found you!
Do any of you chaps over the road use Origin for data manipulation? I'm putting a business case to the ICT for a site licence. If I can get a couple of other departments on it, then we've got a good case.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
#
isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
(gtfomh, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Are we there yet?
What?

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# The undead cannot die
but she may melt at some point.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Don't toy with us

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Milk Snatcher jug?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I say again...

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Jade Goody Memorial Swimming Cap


Click for bigger (31 kb)
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# lol cancer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I'd get one
It's a good snug fit.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# 4 eva in r hrts
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Why do I get the feeling I'll be hearing this alot more in the next week?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# for more details, please write to
Jade Goodey
Wid Da Angles
4VA 1NR
Herts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# nothing is gonna top this reply today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# really?
*logs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# an angle in heven
Incidentally, am I the only one who thinks these "Wake up to rape" posters are missing the point somewhat?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# .
I always prefer to sleep thru it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
Mind if I slip this in...
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Dun ner ner ner neh!
WATCH OUT BEADLE'S ABOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
#
Tracking LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# 8D
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Yeah I know... the artistry, the technique, the sheer raw creativity!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I am actually flirting with the idea of buying one of those signs saying
"You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!"

But thought maybe that would be actually a bit too Stuart fucking Lee post-modern.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:39, archived)
# You don't have to be mad to be sectioned here, just as long as we certify you as such
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Or the sign at the back of Paul Wicker - the tall vicar's office
"You don't have to be a vicar to work here, but it helps!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:47, archived)
# old school Viz :D
Aldridge Prior The Hopeless Liar
"Name?"
"The Nolan Sisters"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Haaaaaaahahahahaha
Best epidode ever.

"Stand back - I'm a qualified surgeon. And homeopathist."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Carrrriiieeeee
Oh, wait, that was Captain Morgan.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I bought one for the Patsy Cline fan club
You don't have to be crazy, crazy for feeling so lonely, crazy for feeling so blue, to work here... But it helps
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] *slips in quietly*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:44, archived)
# *didn't feel a thing*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
#
THIS LOUSY MUG
A VARIETY OF PAINFUL STDs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Speak for yourself...
How's the 'tache going?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Mi bigote es como la foofoo de la mujer mexicana. Es oscura, puntiaguda, huele a sopa y me hace picar.
static.movember.com/uploads/posts/1/11/1182062.jpg

How's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Coming along... As per my movember profile plus a couple of days growth.
I may attempt a trim this weekend - if the grade 2 guard actually reaches it :o{ /

Planning a big Mo Bro beer sesh next week though - a pub in town serves real ale in handled glasses, and one of the barmen is a full-time Mo God! Should be a good laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# yay!
you must all get beer froth on your taches at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Problem?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Oh that was supposed to be a reply to griffy's picture.
I clicked the wrong reply.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10255644
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# "Nothing hammers it home quite like A Sutcliffe"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Fake
no ball
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:24, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Prossies don't kiss.
Er, I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# They do if they list GFE as one of their services
er...apparently
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:47, archived)
# I don't even get GFE with my GF
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Erm ... at the risk of sounding "uncool" or, possibly, touchingly naiive ...
What is "GFE"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Golf for Ewoks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# is vagabond enterprises a real company?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:35, archived)
# For the right price, dearie
It's anything you want it to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# What do I get for this shitty stick, hardly used, one previous owner?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:39, archived)
# This:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Meh, more than i expected to be honest
It's a deal Guv
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Splendid!
If you'd just like to sign ...

Here:

Here:

Here:

and here:

And give me your bank details.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] he he
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:09, archived)
# :( 4EvA in R hArZ
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Do one for the year that people got crushed to death at the Mecca pilgrimage
which year was it? Oh yeah, every fucking year.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Pfffft ... hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I can fucking keep this up all day Ttssattsr

fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Oh the luxuries of the unemployed
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# I think I must have ignored someone I didn't mean to or summat
So far all I know is someone called puff the magic dragon is upset with someone with a stutter and I keep seeing Prodge telling imaginary people to fuck off...

Matron, where are my Pils*

*not a misspelling
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# don't start me...please remove my name
I don't go about here saying all your fucking names.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I had no idea it was your name
and the reason you don't "go about saying all my fucking names" is 'cos you don't know what they all are. I never told you my middle name, all you have is the initial ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# you might not fucking like me but at least respect my privacy.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# whut?
Who said I don't like you? And I have no idea what privacy I've not respected. You have mail.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Sure thing, Trev.
I agree that we should accord you the same respect you show for other people here, you fucking tool. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I'M SPOTTING A THEME HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Jennifer's Theme
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# all we need is the ibrox disaster and we have the full set
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I know Rangers are bad but I wouldn't go that far
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# 1971 Ibrox
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:32, archived)
# 4 EVA IN R FARZ xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# As a muso this is a top pop album.
As a Red I'm disgusted, you tasteless cunt.

I see you're blowing me a kiss, tra lala la a scientist....
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I thought
Freddy and the Dreamers " trample on" was better
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I could marry a guy with thoughts in his head like this. CRICK!
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] For dedicated fans
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:07, archived)
# It's all you need
Norris McSquirter swore by them
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Aah, Norris!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:09, archived)
# uff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:10, archived)
# smashing work, that
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Actually, I did bugger all really
this actually exists, I just added the planes and the script taking the piss out of it.

TBH if you want inappropriate cheesey memorabilia, the whole 911 disaster thing is the place to look...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Christmas is sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:16, archived)
# lol
I would buy this! am I a bad person? lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# I thought of this when I saw the challenge image.
"What's the name of that castle that suffered severe smoke damage back in the early nineties?"
"Windsor?"
"No, Roy"
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# i thought that was him in crosshairs for a minute
and was thinking "i'm sure roy castle wasn't assassinated" *

*actually, first thought was "i'm sure karl kennedy from neighbours wasn't assassinated"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# This is my favourite so far!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] its just a crush
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:06, archived)
# ^ this is why I hate challenges like this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Yeah, Jennifer Page was fucking dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:15, archived)
# indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Good pop album, actually.
Rock snobs are fucking dreadful critics.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Fizzy AND toxic? Fuck yes take my money.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] sedward
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:17, archived)
# 3 cheers for heterosexuality!
Hip hip
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:18, archived)
# three cheers for the Queen Mother
Hip Hip...Snap
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:20, archived)
# He's heterosexual - next you'll be telling me Cliff Richards is too!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:29, archived)
# He's just a bachelor boy, and that's the way he'll stay
He's just a bachelor boy, until his dying day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:30, archived)
# hmmm
what rhymes with "stay" and "day"?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Oil of Olay
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:33, archived)
#
He's just a bachelor boy, and that's the way he'll stay
He's just a bachelor boy, until his dying day.
He smears his arse with Oil of Olay
to stop his sphincter from beginning to fray.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:38, archived)
# in the words of Cheggers
WHAAAAAYYY
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] slips one in...rip kurt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Kurt Cobain Unplugged
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:34, archived)
# in ar harts


in fact I think I'll slip some Nirvana into next weeks set.

*SPAM*
Friday the 26th at the Ritz Manchester there is a fantastic night of Rock, Metal and Industrial. 3 DJs over 6 hours and only 2 to get in before 11
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Warning tin-foil hat time
www.cobaincase.com/

although this is remarkably compelling and the PI is only asking for them to reopen and reinvestigate the case which is a fair call.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:47, archived)
# it was all Courtney Love with her massive hole
Money grabbing star fucking slut
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:50, archived)
# I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
# controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:52, archived)
# not really, she is a money grabbing slut
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Hmm maybe you're right
I don't know her as well as you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Courtney Love killed him


/case closed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:13, archived)
# :( I got poo on my stick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Only two people allowed in before 11?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:10, archived)
# It's very exclusive
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Haha! nice.
speaking of inappropriate, if anybody with facebook would be as obliging as to 'like' this link, i'd be massively grateful:
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=7097857&l=d478c6c598&id=588378108

/soul selling recipe pimping.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:35, archived)
# That looks fucking nom
/so hungry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:40, archived)
# i'm not a bad cook.
my missus is doing weightwatchers at the minute, and i'm getting a bit of a kick from cooking very healthy low fat food.

i've also been developing a good gluten free dairy free pizza.

/nigela's left boob
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:44, archived)
# My missus is also doing W.W. at the moment.
I am supporting her by eating her share.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Cool
"i've also been developing a good gluten free dairy free pizza."

My kids are both gf and df - most pizzas we've tried/tried making have ended up tasting like shite. I think the trick is to avoid soya "cheese". It's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Fancy Cupcakes likes it. Is that Happy Toats real name?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:41, archived)
# pfff!
they are a client of mine in my day job - just designed some potentially award winning packaging for them - applied for patents on two designs. very pleasing.

good cakes too, if a bit pricey at two quid a piece! i've been getting them for free.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:45, archived)
# 2 quid each??
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:47, archived)
# they'd have to be famous cupcakes for that price
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Since we're in Facebook...
Check out my mate Joel's latest creation :o{D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:53, archived)
# is that a real mosaic?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Nah - pen and ink
Still pretty nice though. He's doing T-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I posted this on an MJ Memorial site and no one deleted it.


EDIT Not the plate, the sentiment.
(twattybanjo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 9:15, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:49, archived)

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