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[challenge entry] Hello Hull again.

Previously
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:38, archived)
# cool pearoast time
(wankdog, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:46, archived)
# At least you won't need a train ticket to Hull
You can drive yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Thing is, I live about a mile away from Soham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:58, archived)
# To The Chase !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Good afternoon you lovely peoples
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:31, archived)
# alreeet
oof that's bad.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:31, archived)
# i'll meet you at the train station
one-way ticket, please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Has there ever been a b3ta bash in Hull? Mustabindun.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:34, archived)
# they'd be barred from every fucking pub, hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Why, is wearing WTC tee-shirts offensive?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:55, archived)
# why is it always WTC in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] found this in Grandad's papers....


..now we know what finished the Third Reich
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:47, archived)
# 1 Bunkerstrasse
pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# where everyone knows your name
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)
# "Nooorrrrmmmm!"
"Hey Hitler, I see Carla is bitching about Eva again."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Or when a Norse Fate walked into the bar
"Norrrrn!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# should have turned the meter round
nod/wink
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:14, archived)
# YOU VILL SHOW ME YOUR PEPPAZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:18, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Sorry


Click for bigger (72 kb)
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)
# pfffffffft
took me a second
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Wass wrong Dylan, bin pushin' too maney pensals?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Oh fucking hell here we go again
find "chile"/replace"new zealand":execute
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Them Kiwi's thought
we'll have a bit of publicity, after all they've only got the all blacks!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:25, archived)
# You called?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# should be a diamond mine
diamonds just love to glitter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I squeeze this in here?
(dishwaters Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Still got another 5 1/2 weeks before they go off - result!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)
# they're not going off
they'd just quite like it if you ate them this year
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Good point.
Apols.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Awesome!!
Tres Bon
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# My best friend was a herring you evil bastard!
He was pickled in a terrible trawler incident!

We all wept at the funeral - but the fish buffet was great!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
though of course the drunken ticketless sardines who pushed their way in there were completely blameless in any of it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)
# I blame the cops
Those drunk, ticketless, jobless dole scroungers didn't even want to see the game - it was the evil pigs who forced them in there on the express instructions of Thatcher.
(dishwaters Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)
# with batons
and cattle prods
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking inappropriate lollage!
and some mis-guided ROFL to boot.

EDIT: fuck it i'll tack this on here as it doesn't suit exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
# That man is innocent.
I should know.
(UlrikaJonsson is, perhaps, the single biggest cunt of all time, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 8:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:03, archived)
# you're 10 days too late
still woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)
# LEAVE SPIDERS ALONE!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I do.
After I've squashed them with a suitably heavy /easily deployed flattening object.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Am it LolSpider Tiem Yet?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)
# *deploys Ion Cannon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:28, archived)
# APPROVED
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I think this should win the compo
*lights up*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# acrophobia?
Fear of gymnasts? ;)
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# fear of Adobe .pdf document readers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:31, archived)
# And rightly so!
*shivers at the thought of.... Flex Builder*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# It's friday so i'm going to be silly, dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# the mckeith mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# and to think that she is the same age as Nigella
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:52, archived)
# really?
that's what happens when you live your life as an evil, jobbie-loving vinegar-dipped harpy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:55, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# McKeith is employed by companies that speed the process of meal times, to promote healthy eating.
And that eating very healthily, is sure success to her radiant beauty*.

(Though I'd rather look like Nigella)

*Personal Taste**
**Not my own.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:02, archived)
# i'll carry on with the chocolate, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:04, archived)
# My sentiments exactly!
Gâteau?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Best description ever!
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 17:18, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I thought it was her too...
If you are what you eat.. WTF did she eat.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)
# shrews
mostly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# turds.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Piss and brine and vinegar

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:35, archived)
# White Dog Shit and Cola Cubes
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)
# And so you should!
This mirror explains a great deal...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:47, archived)
# do elaborate
as my brain is not quite working today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Well, this
for a start: snipurl.com/1hfz8l
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)
# We are all going to burn
The Sun is drawing us closer towards it.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Dear god there was a woman reading the Sun on the tube today
The Littlejohn column.

The headline was "A typical British wedding, and the bride wore ... A BURKHA!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Racist!
Ha Ha not really
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:12, archived)
# We'll all Burn! BURN IN HELL!!!!!

Pint of Larger?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Oooooo .... shiny!
What software did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)
# It's your round... Pure Brew, please
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Hai Joe!! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:49, archived)
# OH HAI NINJ!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:54, archived)
# :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# tee hee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Maggie?!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Couldn't be Friday without some comedy Gadge
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Pearoast tiem!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# or this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Bobfoc
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Free gatefold poster with the first 1000 copies

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I do not like
doing a diana
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived)
# AWESOME
(wankdog, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently these are inappropriate....
I didn't think so but a certain popular internet based printing company are refusing to print them so they must be :-(




(irberry, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# QUICK TELL THE INTERNETS
do fuck off there's a good chap
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Tesco Value Prodigy69
edit: Which is a feat in itself :P
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# it's even been hot linked
anotherroyalwedding.com/ad_1.png
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# ah well it's 5 minutes to beer on a friday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
# \o/
God, I'm thirsty.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
# it's not where you're from, it's where you're at
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue455/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I know you don't like it when this happens...
the subject line joke was used by someone on a panel show in the last couple of weeks, possibly Jack Whitehead...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# it is annoying
when I ask for stuff on the board - I'd rather people weren't just repeating stuff from TV. Now to re-edit it before the fucktards on twitter start screaming PLAGIARISM.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# TELL TALE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Yes indeed
But Rob gets angry twitter mobs after him when this happens, and that's not very fair on him is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# angry twitter mobs? Good lord :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# They amass outside his mansion
with tweetforks and flaming tweets
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I can see your point.
I have yet to enter the world of twitter, it sounds lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Me niver
It's sounds shit, Ohhhh I'm just having a wank, or My mums pants smell fishy. I mean come on who wants to know that sort of thing hey!

p.s I'm not a panty sniffer, well not my Mums anyway.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# mmm fishy knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
# just like scampi fries without the e-numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived)
# then my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Toilet quick.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)
# it's too late
i've done it on me plate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Can't beat the classics
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Gah, I was trying to remember how that went
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:44, archived)
# It was about the shits
If I remember. Diarioaahriahrrraah or spelt something like that.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)
# i have an amazing memory
when it comes to trivial shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Me too
If only MS could do a Hooman defrag of our brains.
Mines full of shit that is of no use to me at all.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:48, archived)
# or they just post twatty comments
either way, I could live without it

FIxed anyway - luckily I hadn't emailed it yet, which is the bit I can't undo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Soz Rob :(
I'd heard it late at night and thought it was v. funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# it's ok - as able to fix in time
and next week I'll make it clearer in the question - no borrowed jokes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# YOU HAVE RUINED CHRISTMAS AND I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# :(
*Sobs uncontrollably*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
# *moves in for a comfort buggery*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I read the first as
Have you ever ruined Christmas and had your hopes satisfied.

A bit off the mark I was.
(waxdart hello., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I've been tryng to place it too, was a great line but can't remember where I heard it
/come to think of it, I could just ask Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# how not to live your life?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Thought it looked familiar.
Can't remember who it was either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# w00t
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Thank you Robert
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived)
# only my mum and brother call me that
are you my mum slash brother?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I'm your slash brother
I had a wee next to you in that pub last year

We crossed the streams
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I managed to wean my mum off that , so it's only my nan who calls me Robert
and she's dead now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)
# ta, bobbler
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Oi That's my word!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)
# you said i could use it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Oh yeah
Carry on..
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:36, archived)
# haha
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Haha! Subtle ;)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
# nice
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont


www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11795984
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:01, archived)
# poor lad
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# How many did he do???
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# *She
...i know
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Oof
that's worse than the gif
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# LOL A CHILD DIED ROFL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# LOL AND IT WASN'T EVEN IN LIVERPULE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# MORAL OUTRAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
# SHE DIED IN THE SAME CITY WHERE MY MUM WAS LIVING WHEN SHE SHAT ME OUT OF HER FANNY, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Fawlty P.I.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
# "Yes my little piranah-fish?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Mrs Richards
Your Hearing aid is there
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:59, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Don't go giving hollywood ideas, you!
They've already tried to remake the thing twice
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
# That pic is very sellick, very sellick indeed...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] tribute records count?


*one way ticket to Hull please*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I like this and have clicked to express my like
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Mother Theresa was a vindictive bitch who destroyed as many lives as she saved.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# ^
fuck her up her wrinkly old arse
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I'll leave that one with you, if I may.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# She thought suffering was the pathway to heaven
That's why she let so many people in her care suffer

There's a really good Penn & Teller about this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# was it one of the early ones?
cause after about series 2 they really started barrel scraping
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Season 3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzFEesUUX0s
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)
# ooh, let me have a fold
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I wouldn't call her vindictive. Her hospitals were dirty, understaffed and undertrained, more people died there than they would do outside,
but she spent most of her life after that sulking and feeling guilty.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, archived)
# and spending all the money people gave her on nunneries
rather than doing anything about it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Are you confusing her with Florence Nightingale?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# i thought that was a chocolate cupcake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Me too Me Too!
Maybe because I'm a greedy fuck
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# i think it's just because i really like chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I also mistook it for confectionery
*rezips*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# That wouldn't scan
It seems to me...............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I thought it was two bandaged thumbs in a bin...
bleurgh... (*woo* to the post though)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# 1997 called ...
Hahahahaha

EDIT: I have just found an awesome website (guaranteed horselol-free):

www.princess-diana.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
#
NOW

ENJOY

PRINCESS-DIANA.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
# jus for shitz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Dido Dido (inspired by the old joke I posted earlier)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I thought this was funny
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
come on my pretty
write something witty
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# HELPING YOU OUT LIKE AN IRISH BANK
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# "YOU'VE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD... ON A FRIDAY"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# "Whitewash My Cervix" yells disenfranchised Ocelot Wrangler
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# ^ stop the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Texting your friend about a bereavement, and your name's Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Bwahahahahahaha!
^ winnar
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
Lol Creme
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)
# You've got me trying to remember where I've heard that recently
damn my old age
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# It was on a panel show
possibly HIGNFY, but I only watch telly drunk so I can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I hold my hands up
It was Milton Jones on something late on. Probably Comedy Central, thought it too good not to share :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# That's it, Milton Jones :)
Probably on Dave / Mock the Week then
/and yes, a cracking line, love his stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Me too...:)
He's rather good, but watching Mock The Week some tend to re-cycle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I'm jobless, living on benefits and in council housing. Why didn't my wedding make the front page?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Trickling into your inbox like wee down a tramp's leg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I pissed on a tramp once and he didn't like it :<
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Best Katie Perry remix
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# B3ta.com Friday Newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# This would actually be pretty good but I don't usually see it until saturday morning
I am from the future, you see
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# 20 years ago, MILLI VANILLI DIED ON THIS DAY
I propose a minute of silence instead of a subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Dude you can't type silence dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# No that's you typing nothing.
C'mon try harder, Waspox.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I also typed the spaces really noisily

I am ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# please be silent in front of your computer while you type.
Don't say the words or the letters as you hit the keys.

Try to type quietly, or if possible not type at all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# YOU CAN TYPE A REQUEST FOR SILENCE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# piss up a rope fuckstick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# *awards 4 Rude Kid points*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# big elephant's fanny
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# FANNY BATTER
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# BIFFO* HAS RUINED IRELAND
*Big ignorant fucker from Offally
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# quitting the One show to be a full time sex pest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# LICKING YOUR FACE LIKE A HAM-BASED LOLLIPOP
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# The overwhelming stench of putrifying Human Offal, direct to your inbox.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# PRINCE WILLIAM ON STAG, SHOVING PICTURES OF HIS GRAN INTO A STRIPPER'S KNICKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'your face-my arse'!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I saw Have I got News For You last night as well
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# I didn't actually.
I ripped that off a mate on Facebook :o{p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Handling stolen jokes IS a crime.
You wouldnt steal a car
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I would if I could ctrl + c then Ctrl + V it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I'd steal bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# THIS
(waxdart hello., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Commemorative Royal Wedding Announcement edition
£75 has automatically been deducted from your account
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Grotesque, gnarled hands invade my body cavities whilst I'm sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Erm ... yeah.
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# You need to use more Nivea next time.
:-|
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Or more chloroform.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:01, archived)
# You're such a gent.
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Kate Middleton anagrams to Detonated Milk.
'plogies to whoever said that the other day
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Ditto dalek men

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# everybody dies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Kate's marrying a German and there's me without a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# An unending sense of shame washes over the spinster upon discovery of the decapitated Romanian cleaning woman.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Best of all the Pink Floyd songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)
# KATE MIDDLETON OR KATIE PRICE, I ALWAYS GET THOSE TWO MIXED UP.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Kate Thornton
was the one before Dermot O Leary or Dermot Murnaghan, I always get those two mixed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Tributes to 'helium death' teenager come floating in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# DERIS
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11795984
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# "[C]ounselling services had been available for both staff and pupils this week."
Counselling? For fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# wonder if there will be balloons at the wake?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# that's a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# that was my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# quick, james! fetch me the rubber beaver!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# FLAGGING AS SPAM SINCE 2003. COCKNUTS!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Newsletter: Doing a Gillian Mckeith to the internets bloody stool
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Newsletter: A weekly B3ta.com newsletter.
^thumbs up so Rob sees it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# OK DICKHEADS I WAS ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THAT MOMENT OF SILENCE
SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A MINUTE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
do I have to turn the Air conditioner off or does that count as silence?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Sorry
Ah fuck just broke the silence
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# *nokia ringtone*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# *Dog barking at a plastic bag outside*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# *sloppy wank noises*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Dissolving your relatives' bones in sulphuric acid is no job for the over 40s
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# "Now how the fuck do we kill this one off and make it look like an accident?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I suggest terrorism
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# RUBBING OUR HANDS IN GLEE LIKE KATE MIDDLETON'S LIFE INSURANCE PROVIDER
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# RIP PATRICK MOORE, IN MA HART 4 EVA
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# missin u alredy
a tru ledgend
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# China's number one funeral song,
Journey – Don't Stop Bereaving
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# LACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# IRA vs IMF - it's on!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Yuppie girl gets engadged to a young John Lithgow in "1st Rock from her son"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I JUST TRUMPED AND IT SMELLS LIKE PANCETTA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Real IRA to disband to to lack of funds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Why is the Irish debt the biggest in Europe?
Cos it keeps dublin and dublin and dublin.... Ali G
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# disturbing imagery that twats with your subconsious
(boncester I can feeeeeel the changes.... mostly, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Congratulations to William & Kate from every renting DVD website.
(waxdart hello., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Westminster Abbey CDC in the Mirror

I've tried to help it along with some magenta.

Ribbed for Kate Middleton's pleasure.
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# PLaying with some nice pens I found
PENS! NOT PENIS!

Did a somewhat Bioshock inspired doodle... Just playing with shading really...



Click for bigger (386 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# are these pen things compatible with Cs5
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Think you have to download a patch
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# You were playing with your penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
# No, *you* were playing with *your* penis.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# HA! Well that's YOU sussed, because
THAT WASN'T MY PENIS!

What?!

Oh.

Erm ...

*whine*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Ahh, a nice cheeky little Chablis - very good.
/abysmal attempt at comedy misunderstanding
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I was playing with your penis
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Nice work
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Will it be my friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Only if you let it play with your penis
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Toose oooon?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# 100% tural
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# the gut at the start is obscured
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I wish I could obscure my gut
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I feel your pain
pain wife
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I don't know who is pretending that they're my wife and I don't know why they would
LADIES CANNOT CONTROL ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:09, archived)
#
CONTROL ESCAPE
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Thats a mega old joke!
What's this red button do?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Perfect for the Image Challenge(r)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Duly noted
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Ahhhh makes more sense now I can see more then 5% of it ;)
lmao crispy fried
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Ancient joke ahoy!
*heaves to*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# If I recall
It was a woman driver...
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:08, archived)
# so was Troi on the Enterprise D, and look what happened there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:09, archived)
#
*heaves on*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)

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