flying featherfuckersit's the one-man insane clown posse
(
Shiksa,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 3:30,
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crime mother rapin father stabin and all kinds of groovy things
(
e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 5:33,
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Must... find... new... pointless...ways to avoid work.
(
simbosan nuck nuck nuck,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:50,
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he thinkth Americanth are dethpicable
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:26,
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I did that (sort of) for a costume partymany years ago - it worked well!
great ideas...
(great ideas...
tubaman,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 6:19,
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MuHahhaahaa
Not dangerous at all, no not in the slightest, honest.
smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:44,
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Watchng Terminator. Haven't seen it for years and was impressed by the effects, for its time. Until the final Terminator. Yes I know it's a pea.
Facebook wedding?Pea or not it gets a click from me! Also; 'ning board!
(
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:20,
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hahahI doubt the guy who posted the facebook wedding will return!
(,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:21,
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You'd think so, but this is the interwebs!Anyhting can happen. Including spelling mistakes apparently.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:23,
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that's lovelybut why has he stolen madonna's right arm?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:20,
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he may be right Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:24,
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i've never been so happy to not have a cock Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:26,
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I reckon she has an intense willy workoutThe victim has a love/hate relatonship with the willy workout
(,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:28,
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i'm just wondering when exactly it was that she stopped being human Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:30,
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or arse-raped that snowshoe hare with her giant strap-on Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:34,
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wrapping her legs around Willem Dafoe's headin Body of Evidence. She was OK then
(,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:39,
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nah, she was always a skank Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:42,
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I'd let her suck me offThe gap in her teeth could act as a waterslide
(,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:44,
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yes, but you'd let a gummy alsatian suck you off Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:48,
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awww I love dogs so nobut a monkey in drag, that's a different story
(,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:50,
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what about a pig in a swimsuit? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:53,
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a turkey in a tutu? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:07,
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poke it with what? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:12,
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ah, rightwell, it's about that time again, so i'm off.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:18,
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Anything you want baby!15 dollar!
(
skeltonator Needs some new daps.,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:00,
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:D well she is thoroughbred.needs a little taming though.
( skeltonator Needs some new daps.,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:24,
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wanking with a mechanical arm?
do you use vaseline or WD-40?
(do you use vaseline or WD-40?
Tofor,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:44,
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hmm. I put vaseline on a doorknob, and that works for meoops! perhaps I've said too much
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:21,
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nono no! I mean, I do it so noone can open the door while I am all over myself PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:38,
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NICE NIGHT FOR A WAHLK
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:06,
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why hasnobody commented on how he has posted this lots and lots of times? and in new threads many times?..
( FIEND,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:54,
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because it's just a piece of comic genious that deserves to be in it's own thread many times a day!!In fact, CR3 needs to write a script that replaces all images on /board with www.b3tards.com/u/c90a0a6644f58a75c0f2/seamwan.gif
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:06,
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dude! It's Da rockwildershit, man!!
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:59,
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oh, so this is the THIRD time you posted this?!?SHAME ON YOU, JOE PESKY!!!
SHAME ON YOU!...
You make me ashamed to have a USER ID in the 40,000's
(SHAME ON YOU!...
You make me ashamed to have a USER ID in the 40,000's
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:38,
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you may have a big purple onebut my triangle isn't fucking green
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:32,
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foil and silkiness Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:27,
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It's like a sensualEbony and Ivory. maybe.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:31,
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are you insinuating there's a piano keyboard in my knickers? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:33,
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I don't know,but you hum a tune and I'll see what happens.
Ok then, yes, wait, that's not an 8 inch pianist!
(Ok then, yes, wait, that's not an 8 inch pianist!
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:35,
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watch out they can be vicious
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:48,
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that arse on his face has dribbled shit all down his chestpossibly from that pointy turd that's hanging out
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:07,
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Stephen: Anyway, let's start firmly on dry land. Question one: Would anyone like some koala soup?Stephen:Mmm, they make it in a bowl of their body, and it comes out of their . . . ?
Alan:Mouth.
Bill:Ears.
Jo:Arse.
Stephen:Their bottom. Yes, their arse.
(Alan:Mouth.
Bill:Ears.
Jo:Arse.
Stephen:Their bottom. Yes, their arse.
HumanDescent Curry curry curry,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:31,
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ah, you mean pap.yes, i saw that one.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:32,
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eucalyptus poop soupI bet it tastes like shit :D
( HumanDescent Curry curry curry,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:39,
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He spoke to his wife and said "Sharon, I seriously have to get something off my chest""A shit stain"
(,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:13,
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This creature could be part beakingese !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:18,
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Yay HD superb as always :D
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 9:16,
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skipper or flippy? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:19,
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hi :)today, i'm mostly watching snooker
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:27,
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don't worry about the aussie b3tansthey'll be sleeping or having lunch or something
the freaks
(,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:20,
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the freaks
Sitting in bed, akshully.Lovely, cloudy rainy day to go to the beach.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:50,
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Hundreds of miles south of that lot, thankfully.Just miserable drizzle here.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:56,
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bah drizzle sucks :(fuck it, go round next doors house un-announced, pull up a chair and sit on it the wrong way round so the back is against your chest and help yourself to a Pop-Tart ot a slice of french toast.
It's your god-given right as an Australian*
*facts courtesy of Neighbours in the 80's
(,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:06,
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It's your god-given right as an Australian*
*facts courtesy of Neighbours in the 80's
you used to bring me rosesi wish you would again...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:08,
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^I'm probably further south, down in Tassie :)
( Jimmer still not dead at,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:21,
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Unless you're on Macquarie Island,you can't get too much further south in Australia...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:40,
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I don't think the internets works when your computer is under 3 foot of water
(
Paul_P,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:50,
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He'd better watch himself...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:01,
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I wouldn't be to botheredit's tomorrow morning in Australia and by tomorrow morning this will be on about the forth page back so none of the Australian members will see it
( Paul_P,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:04,
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why don't you just call it Operation Ass-Cream? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:05,
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If there are any Aussie B3tans on here....chin up.
:D
Too early?
(:D
Too early?
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:24,
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Ha ha ha!Also, I thought you were me for a second which was weird, then I remembered my username and calmed down.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:33,
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lonely armchair with webs and trousers
day-trippin' oop t'asylum :)
Awesomeness!as per, with you these days. Fantastic stuff
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:06,
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The seat of power of mind over it doesn't matter . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:10,
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noice!which asylum is that?
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:10,
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is that the one they were talking abouton that programme on bbc3 t'other night?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:20,
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it certainly was a most engrossing show Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:34,
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it was very much taking the "asylums were bad" side of the argumentwhich through alot of research/interest reading I've done since getting into the whole photography thing I personally disagree with...
fascinating program though with some incredible images :)
(,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:51,
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fascinating program though with some incredible images :)
that's the pointevery argument has 2 sides
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:54,
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Lovely.I miss LOLCHAIRS a bit.
CFM
(CFM
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:13,
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orbsthat's all you need to know
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:54,
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I saw this on channel 5...didn't sleep for days!!!
days I tells ya!
(days I tells ya!
skeltonator Needs some new daps.,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:55,
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Quite a tricky philosophical trade-off.What would you choose, offered a power pill of infinite duration?
a) you consume a power pill that lasts forever
b)you've consumed a power pill that lasts forever
c) No.
(a) you consume a power pill that lasts forever
b)you've consumed a power pill that lasts forever
c) No.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:58,
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Never thought I'd be on a BOAT... monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:28,
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Is it like a 3 point turn? monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:38,
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Inspector approved!(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:15,
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I wouldn't normally say this about a postbut fuck I am bored of seeing this guy's face, it was vaguely amusing about two years ago
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:45,
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Wrong.It has been consistently amusing for over two years.
(
Grampa,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:46,
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If I had to choose a side, I'd be with Jahled on this one.But for every "Vote Jahled" there'll be a "Vote Grampa".
It's almost as if, as a species, we have different opinions or something..
.. spooky shit.
(It's almost as if, as a species, we have different opinions or something..
.. spooky shit.
Captain Howdy,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:53,
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I fear you'd both be in the minority at the end of this contest.Not that it matters.
( Grampa,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:01,
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give it 3 hours, his face will be throbbingno, really!
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:25,
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I'd vote for the third party, purely as a protest voteUnless it involved toast. Toast usually gets my vote.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:57,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Ghosts!"){kind=small}
In affectionate remembrance of Australian cricket
Click for bigger (374 kb)
which died at the Sydney Crickey Ground on 7th January 2011. Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances. R.I.P..
Argh! Cricket!Horrible! Take it away!
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:30,
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Bring it back.Cricket is ace.
Now, hold this bat and defend yourself - and your stumps - while I throw this ball at you at roughly 100mph.
You'll work out where it's heading about 10 milliseconds before it shatters your ribs.
Or skull.
(Now, hold this bat and defend yourself - and your stumps - while I throw this ball at you at roughly 100mph.
You'll work out where it's heading about 10 milliseconds before it shatters your ribs.
Or skull.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:37,
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STOP MAKING CRICKET SOUND EXCITING Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:43,
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This'll never work they always work out the amazing speed of tennis balls being shot at and the speed of some footballer's kick.All irrelevant.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:45,
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shooting tennis balls at footballers, now thats sport Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:54,
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And then clap quietly as the old people piss themselvesAs one man bowls but no one gives a toss.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:43,
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This is the other side of cricket, equally ace.Stroll down to the ground on a Sunday, read the paper while nibbling on a variety of cheeses, cold meats, pickles etc, get slowly rat-arsed and occasionally contribute to a ripple of applause.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:53,
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Well I'm not really too bitter. Though I was scarred as a lad by an old sod yelling at me for talking during one dull game at Headingley.Rat-arsed is rat-arsed though I wouldn't mind that.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:59,
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I feel your pain.I was at a Warwickshire game roughly 20 years ago,
and a bucket came round. They were making a collection for Gladstone Small, who was retiring at the end of the season.
I said - too loudly - "What? Are they gonna buy him a neck?"
I was dead pleased with myself for half a second, until the chorus of tutting old men started up...
(and a bucket came round. They were making a collection for Gladstone Small, who was retiring at the end of the season.
I said - too loudly - "What? Are they gonna buy him a neck?"
I was dead pleased with myself for half a second, until the chorus of tutting old men started up...
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:07,
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I had to search but arf!I can only say I haven't really bothered with sport really. Cricket especially. The one game I went to never grabbed me but I suppose booze would make it miles better.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:59,
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There's no pressure to actually watch the game.Just get slowly trollied while pretending to do the crossword or something.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:04,
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You left out 'Stand around kicking your feet for 10 hours like a nonce' monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:56,
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Well, you bring a book, obviously.Behaving like a nonce is your own business.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:01,
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Any sport where you can spend ten hours drinking while you watch it gets my vote. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:38,
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No, this is a part of "playing" cricketnot spectating, I can drink and watch any sport.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:30,
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"It died" would suggest it would not come back and we would never have to put up with this boring pile of bulge-rubbing wankBut I fear so
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:39,
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и он готовится принять трудно до ануса, пока она кровоточит
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:42,
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вики банк Нигерии, они хотят ваши банковские реквизиты
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:47,
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Never!No matter how many emails you send!
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:48,
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Джимми Уэльс, где хранятся цифровые вики член в вас, если вы не
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:12,
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Anyone having problems with youtube when using firefox?It keeps on refreshing the page when you go to watch a video, it's like it is having a fit
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:49,
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Does she have to put Vaseline on her lipsin order to go outdoors in Alaska?
(
RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:06,
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Its the only way to keep the polar bears smiling...and when polar bears smile, they don't eat you
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:15,
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I thought the only way to keep the polar bear smilingwas for Brian May to write him a song
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:40,
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O M GCricket is an abhorrent "sport".
Cricket, Darts and Snooker can get shitted in the cunt and die.
(Cricket, Darts and Snooker can get shitted in the cunt and die.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:00,
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At the cricket club I play at Kronenburg is £2 a pintso you can stick that in your cunt and felch it.
Respectfully yours,
(,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:03,
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Respectfully yours,
Kronenburg can fuck off tooOooohh look at me with my £2 pint of piss.
I hate pricks and "their" cricket clubs. It's shite and so is their personality.
I'd rather be a bastard thieving student (with the ability to talk about anything other than the war and petrol prices) again and pay £2 in the student bar for a pint of Stowford.
I bet you read Bernard Cornwall books.
Fucking dull.
Kind regards,
(I hate pricks and "their" cricket clubs. It's shite and so is their personality.
I'd rather be a bastard thieving student (with the ability to talk about anything other than the war and petrol prices) again and pay £2 in the student bar for a pint of Stowford.
I bet you read Bernard Cornwall books.
Fucking dull.
Kind regards,
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:36,
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How very dare youtraduce the 2nd, 3rd and 4th best sporting activities we have.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:24,
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Ha,quite true.
It's a disgrace isn't it.
(It's a disgrace isn't it.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:39,
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I just listed the hobbiesof the most boring bastard in the country.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 20:40,
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I saw it die at the SCG from the Member's Pavillion.How sweet it was - especially the last post being played in almost silence and on the last note, Tremlett hitting the last wicket.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 21:54,
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Hello my pretties.Have something a little steampunkish:
CFB
(
CFB
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:15,
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Interesting . . . the filename is a dead giveaway . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:20,
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Graphic Novel style No. 9 Small Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:38,
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Fur flying nightmare ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:53,
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my cat used to scare the shitout of me. I would wake up to a big black cat face 2 inches from mine. I swear the little bastard enjoyed doing that.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:15,
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Good thing that you woke up . . . or you might not wake up ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:17,
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At least it was the face, not the arse!
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:25,
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very true.He reserved the arse in face for when I tried to feed him anything less than caviar.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:28,
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My brother's cat likes to leap from the wardrobe onto his stomach in the middle of the night.
hahI just realised your icon was a lemming, is that a available now or some time ago?
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:31,
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I have the following options available to me:
Jet Set Willy (by WiL), Keyboard Cat (by WiL), Lemming (by WiL), Tetris (by Tangy)
I think the choices are limited by your frequency/ timing of donations.
(Jet Set Willy (by WiL), Keyboard Cat (by WiL), Lemming (by WiL), Tetris (by Tangy)
I think the choices are limited by your frequency/ timing of donations.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 19:39,
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oh the irony... Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:18,
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It's like a free ride, when you already paid PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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That version doesn't, noBut previous versions did.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:22,
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"How come I have to do the washing up all the time? You know it means I have to re-calibrate my repulsor beams.
"Mind you, over the years it seems I have to re-calibrate my repulsor beams every single sodding time I face some minor difficulty.
"Anyone'd think my metallic suit wasn't all that."
("Mind you, over the years it seems I have to re-calibrate my repulsor beams every single sodding time I face some minor difficulty.
"Anyone'd think my metallic suit wasn't all that."
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:30,
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Heheheh.Reminds me of Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man':
"Heavy boots of lead,
Fills his victims full of dread"...
Eh? Lead? I thought he was made of iron.
etc etc etc
("Heavy boots of lead,
Fills his victims full of dread"...
Eh? Lead? I thought he was made of iron.
etc etc etc
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:24,
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this old guy was in town last night
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:26,
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I take it that he had a pressing engagement . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:31,
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That burn mark on his face looks painful
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 18:11,
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I didn't like him as the gay one in Star Wars Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:34,
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I think they should have had R2D2 be more of a slob,Then they could have mimicked Felix and Oscar from 'the Odd Couple'
( PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:08,
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it's likegoldy or bronzey, right?
Nice pootling.
edit: It turns out it's more like Beatt-y
(Nice pootling.
edit: It turns out it's more like Beatt-y
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:50,
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I feel sorry for his missus when he gets home.Have fun Herman!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 16:53,
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Head-shaking background dog disapproves.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 16:58,
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Dunno what I'm so miserable about. We just beat Blackpool 3-2 and are officially roughly as good as Liverpool. On goal difference.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:00,
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hahahahahaHerman likes his beer tiem....woo :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:02,
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Yes he can can . . . yes he can ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 17:26,
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Мэри любит теплый жесткий петух до ее пизда
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 16:02,
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Mary's cat likes chicken that is freshly cooked and well-done PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 16:06,
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Mary loves warm hard cock up her quim Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 16:10,
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*Throw's Russian to English dictionary into the rubbish bin* PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Sat 15 Jan 2011, 16:13,
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