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[challenge entry] Cat Logo Time
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Good beard.
*gets chequebook out*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:02, archived)
# that's fab
does remind me of a jester though with a big beard.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:09, archived)
# looks a bit like a ram
nice though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Goats totally slowing everything up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:54, archived)
#
You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 7:33, archived)
# it's Blion Blessed
(paulio, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The answer, my friend:
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Subterranean Homesick Blues.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Johnnies in the basement mixin' up the medicine...

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:56, archived)
# The Ballad of Hollis Brown
(Meagrom, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Hurricane
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:05, archived)
# It's Alright Ma (I'm only coming)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Hard Rain's Gonna Fall
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Spluffs Again
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Idiot Wind
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)
# ^
my personal Bab favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:25, archived)
# it's amongst mine, but i have too many
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:26, archived)
# The entire electric set of the 'Live 1966' thang gets me going.
Gave Prof Kenny Martin a copy at Purplestock. Hope he listens to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:31, archived)
# yep that is good
I also like the first bootlegs album, some lovely songs on there. but, i couldn't narrow down any album i particularly like, just the ones i don't like... kind of everything after Desire.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:33, archived)
# About half of 'Oh Mercy' is really good (eg The Man Wanking In The Long Black Coat). What with CDs being cheap these days, I'd recommend it. Especially if you've read / intend to read 'Chronicles vol 1'.
Also, his radio programmes are fucking great, if you didn't know that already.

No, I'm not on commission.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# yeh, read the first chronicles
i have it, but have only listened to it once and wasnt really listening.
bed, i'm working tomorrow. meh. too much wine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Tangled Up In Goo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Desfellatio Row
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Highway 69
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Rainy Day Women
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Masters of Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:09, archived)
# The Man In Me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Cream Jane Approximately
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Obviously 5 Relievers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Blowey
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:13, archived)
# The man in me?
/lebowskis
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:13, archived)
# *pisses*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Don't piss in the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Most Likely You'll Go Your Dodgy Way And I'll Go Mine
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Walk on the wild side?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Headwind
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Monster in your parasole
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)
# haha
is that on the Bootleg series?

Aaaaaaaaaah, theeeeeere's a maahnstaaaaaah in yaaaaah paaaeeeerasawwwwwl
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Mock my knock-off copies would you!?
pffffft..
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Imagining dylan singing it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I'm imagining a whole gaggle of drunks singing it at chuck oot time.
and I found it quite inspirational. I will get the Hedgehog from Hell drunk this Saturday and sing a round of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:26, archived)
# if his singing is anything like his sketching
you're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:29, archived)
# He has the Y-factor
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:34, archived)
# I'd fucking love it if gaggles of drunks sang Bab songs at chuck oot time.
And I got drunk with Hedge last Saturday, and it was most agreeable.
By the end he was so pissed, he told me he was a Tory. And I was so pissed, I didn't even shit down his trachea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Sad-Eyed Lady Of The Low Practices
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Spunk-eyed lady of the no-hands
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Rat-Arsed Fella Of The Lo Yo Yo Stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Don't forget your bituminous squeegee, my darling.
Wait, are those lyrics?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:20, archived)
# possibly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)
# The Man Wanking In The Long Black Coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:21, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:22, archived)
# How many rods must a (wo)man choke down
etc
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Sooner Or Later One Of Us Must Blow
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Visions Of Johanna('s Tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Shelter from the Sperm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Talkin' Bare Mountin'
(intro)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 2:12, archived)
# Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 2:21, archived)
# And that, kids, is what you get for singing that song all bloody day long.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Good work, agent.
Of all the exploitative, drivelling bilge pumped out to cash in on the Beatles, 'Yellow Submarine' - in an incredibly competitive field - is still, after all this time, the worst.
Even 'Free As A Bird' was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Can't say I liked much by the Beatles.
But this was quite awful. However, my kids absolutely love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Then you should force them to listen to the most awful ELO records.
Not 'Mr Blue Sky' or anything semi-alright like that. Album tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I once re-wrote this song, to what it would have been like if one of my mates wrote the original.
It was called Yerrow Submaline, and the chorus was "FUCKEN USSERESS PEICESSS OF SSSSSSSSSHIT!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Who's my biatch?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)
# So hot right now!
It's quiet in here, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Mixed emotions in Spazz Central
should I crank it up or not?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Linda Robson
is letting herself go a bit I think.
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I must be getting old...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)
# There's a bagel in my dunny
She said, there's something in the woodshed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Gagged and bound and left for dead,
When he woke, she was gone with his car and all his money.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I'm thinking Bonzos,
but an examination of my 'Cornology' box set tells me there's no such song...
Is this another one of those 'Piper At The Gates Of Dawn' ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Not actually a song title afaik
It's the album title
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Lovely pic,
but it just needs a bit of de-compoing.
It's another one of those Piper At The Gates Of Dawn ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:16, archived)
# *loobs up*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Did you find the chilli oil?
I found an empty loob bottle so I put it in there. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)
# The bloke who posted the cat skeleton earlier on posted an apology pic dedicated to you while you were away.
Quite sweet-natured, it was. It's not long gone off the bottom of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)
# no need for apology surely
are funny posts VERBOTEN?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Apparently, if it involves non-human animals.
Time to undrown all those kittens...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:00, archived)
# sorry
*makes note*
no jokes about cats for survival compo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Wonderful
Though completely lost
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)
# It's from 1968
I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)
# I wasn't even an erotic thought in my mother's eye back then
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Unlike now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I'm very old and have no idea
apart from enjoying this image :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)
# errrrr....
is it by crystal gayle?
(XRAYJAC, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 7:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Wogan buggled
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Sex, lies and videotape
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# haha
also, thread deletion makes the angelkittens greet :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Just as your 1st year shenanigans were starting to arouse me...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)
# those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Yeah ...
I need a vacuum pump and a Simply Be catalogue to do it for me these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)
# I think the poor twat meant to post it on the talk board.
I hope he has. He won't last quite so long there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# It's ongoing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
# haha
I just realised what happened. it's a shame it's gone, I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:07, archived)
# It was just getting started!
Awww, we've been deprived of some proper bloodsport there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)
# blame the mods i didn't do a thread delete
which we never talk about, so i haven't even mentioned it
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Sounds like a politician in the making!
What the fuck did you do it for, eh?

*EDIT*
Ah, I finally pieced it together. I beg your pardon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:40, archived)
# i give you my pardon kind sir
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:09, archived)
# Yeah, someone over thar decided to post on his behalf.
Shame on me for getting bored too easily and drifting to the right for a few minutes :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sorry, no jokes, SRS BZNZ
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Instinct tells me we just might not be able to get away with that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)
# It's a pity.
It's really good, but one can imagine certain intellectual property issues might arise...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)
# WebSheriff HOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I believe he is currently tied up with a Ms Allen ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# oh, good.
So I can quietly get on with systematically dumping all these moggies into this here dismal stretch of canal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)
# nice pootling
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# *bows*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# YOU HAVE A WOMANS PUSSY!!
I'll Wager That Pussy....
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Been Dune?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Dune? More like Fahrenheit!
365 degrees...?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 2:25, archived)
[challenge entry] De-RIS in "image info" (available on right click)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Finally, a reply
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I got the same message in a fortune cookie once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Preceeded by
"Fuck off, you" ?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 5 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# arf. Splendid.
What d'you call Sting with a pack of MRSA-addled rats nibbling away at his perineum?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Zang!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Pithy! Open-ended gag, though, all punchlines welcome.
One early, albeit cumbersome punchline I was toying with was something like:
"An inspiring early 'Pathfinder' example of the Big Society inspiring grassroots action to help local vermin help their communities grow
and aspire towards making life better for everyone, by tunnelling into Sting's perineum with their teeth."

But "Zang" is snappier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Job satisfaction.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# If you're a professional rat-wrangler.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Prime-time viewing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I'd certainly rather allow my 7-yr-old to watch that before I let her watch The One Show.
And I'm the Executive sodding Producer of The One Show.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# why do you deliberately make it so fucking pointless?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I have a bitter, bitter grudge against the licence fee-payer,
and want to crush every spark of fun or inspiration that ever comes anybody's way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# a metaphor to replace "just desserts" in our lexicon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Yes!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Yay!
I hate this song.

And most of his others.

In fact, all of his others.

Sting is a cunt.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 3:37, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# ^this
His songs are all the same. They're all uniformly awful.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)
# They can be made worse...
Legion of Rock Stars
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 1:24, archived)
# haha, love this and agree fully
Clicked last night, but was to blind to comment at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# harsh but fare :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:19, archived)
# ah hahahaha
this is so quality..
glad the cunt finally got the message
(Sherbs, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Must've been from Stewart Copeland...
... who - towards the end of their first outing - was quite vehemently of this opinion.

A quick Google for photo-proof found an image (somewhat bizarrely) on a footy website! (Fourth post down)

www.wsc.co.uk/component/option,com_kunena/Itemid,73/func,view/catid,29/id,471153/limit,20/limitstart,20/

I *like* Stewart Copeland
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Execution may not quite be spot on yet but hopefully the idea is clear..


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(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I could wear them on my head
To keep my long flowing locks out of my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
# the bottom one is especially nice
goodbye, all you internet peoples, i'm out of here to get pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Enjoy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Thanks :"3
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Chug-a-lug sweet maid
Chug-a-lug on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Steady on, old chap. Execution'd be a tad harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# :D
Damn good thrashing then!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Better without :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Super !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I so bored i is reduced to makin Ye Abhorred Elder Gods out of balloons!


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(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Parp goes the dweezle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
# as the Necronomicon sayeth:
That is not dead which can eternal lie
And, in strange aeons, even death may die
And now, ye children, I shall make you swoon
By making Cthulhu out of some balloons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)
# bloop!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)
# The Lawnmower Man?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)
# OK, it's Azathoth.
My mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your colon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Yes. Why ARE you looking at a picture of my colon?
eugh you sicko! I do hope you've got both hands on the keyboard...
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)
# All I can see is a question mark!
oh and an exclamation..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Wih?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# war is hell?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
# (ib)
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=58355&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Good grief
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)
# i did have, yes
FUCKING GET IN!
my mate just phoned, he's on his way here to come and take me to his to get pissed!
I'VE BEEN RESCUED!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Poodle Bites
TinEye has it covered :

www.tineye.com/search/32e838829cbb9ba1f1ee1d6bf369093fc7a74466/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
# The poodle chews it!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Not a speck
of cereal!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:06, archived)
# grrrr...
eat!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 0:06, archived)
# No more I promise
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# 'Short Busey' by Filter?
v nice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Born To Run
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Another Motorhead number.
Bjorn Toulouse.

*drowns kitten in dismal stretch of canal*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:52, archived)
# You seem to have a knack for this
(also Black Sabbath btw)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I blame it on a dad who's able to list the catalogue numbers of '50s Everly Brothers singles out loud off the top of his head... and actually does so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Second verse . . . same as the first !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Second verse, worse than the first ...
Took some steroids and adrenaline, Finlandia vodka and hallucinogens
Mixed it with blood and orange juice, liquid protein and ice cubes
Staring down at your sweaty embraces, put my tool right through your faces
Well buddy boy I hope you enjoyed her, cause I'm an equal opportunity destroyer

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Pea-brush
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)
# smokestack lightning?
without lightning of course...
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# say what you see

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
# No, this isn't the fucking 80's, this isn't Catchphrase and for the last fucking time Smash IS NOT ROY WALKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# thank fuck for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# cries
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# a politician's breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# We built this city on choc and nougat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Dreary University campuses on Mars?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Now with more buildings.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Sweet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)

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