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[challenge entry] eep
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:58, archived)
# there isn't any err... any women at this stonin', is there?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# sorry I thought...
we'd started
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really sure about 'literal' in this instance...
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)
# i know life sometimes can get tough
and i know life sometimes can be a drag.
but people, we have been given a gift,
we have been given a role
and that role's name is
ROCK AND ROLL!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:21, archived)
# More entertaining than rocks paper scissors !
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Yeah, cheers, Lord. Nice one!
*plays 7 minute drum solo*
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)
# A man goes to a pacific island for vacation.
As the boat nears, he notices the constant sound of drumming. As he gets off the boat, he asks a native how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very bad when drumming stops."
Later that day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been spooked. "Very bad when drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.

After a couple of days with little sleep, the man had had enough. He grabbed the first native he saw, slammed him up against a tree, and shouted, "What happens when the drumming stops?!"

The native replied, "Bass solo."
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# You're clearly a lead guitarist.
*quits band & leaves in the only van*
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha...... I am a lead guitarist....
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)
# *weeps openly*
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Ooooooooh Lawdy !
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# oh ffs
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I had to sit through two hours of Mark King last year :'(
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Googles Mark King.....
Feels sorry for you.....
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# excellent :)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Haha!
MMmm Cheeses and picalilli to!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:04, archived)
# i like this for at least two reasons
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Too soon?


RIP Dude. Thanks for the tunes.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Fuck.
It's true.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I have just read that - Sad news...
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)
# buggeration
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Looks like the bbc have got a picture of the very moment...
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I laughed, and now I feel bad.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Offers jaffa cake and tea.....
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Another great gone . . .
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# and yet
bieber lives...truly god has abandoned us
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# there is no god
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)
# you know
that the bit on the right side of that painting was a depiction of the human brain...michaelangelo was telling us God was in our heads.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Play on too . . .
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:33, archived)
# ^ THIS
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Sad news.
Corking guitarist with face that looked like it had been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe. Might play one of his albums tonight.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:35, archived)
# That is quite a description
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:04, archived)
# it was quite a face
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
# On Display
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:14, archived)
# munters in stereo
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
# ear to ear
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)
# That'll teach them to hang the pictures on elastic....!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Stretching their talent is a stretch !
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Recursion.
Did you mean recursion?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Yes !
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# What about ...
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:33, archived)
# X act !
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Shoulda seen that coming !
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)
# "It's deja vu all over again" -- Yogi Berra
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] (sorry)


right click for a clue
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Oh, is it "Whiter Shade of Pale" by my friend Annie Lennox?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:16, archived)
# PROCUL FUCKING HAREM
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
# No of cause it isn't you dozy bitch!
(although that is a great song)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
# This is what I didn't get . . .

div style="display: none; font-family: monospace; font-size: 12px; background-color: #fee; padding: 10px; border: 1px dashed #ccc; margin: 10px 0;"
remove the display:none; above, and add any announcements here
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
#

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Precisely
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# "We fade to grey?"
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:27, archived)
# ^ Win
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Trivial fact (in case you or anyone else didn't know WB)
Steve Strange appeared in David Bowie's video for "Ashes to ashes"
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:35, archived)
# 'In The Fade' by QOTSA?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# And yet, he doesn't look relaxed
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)
# He probably said that to Rory McGrath when he was touching him up
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Now draw some squirrels with titter-ye-nots.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)
# ha ha
.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)
# It's "Frankie Say", not "Frankie Says"
Frankie [Goes To Hollywood] were a band, not a person.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Frankie Howerd
is a person, not people.

[edit] OK /was/ a person
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Soilent Green is a grindcore band, not ...
oh, wait
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:59, archived)
# You have a point
I'm just cranky after seeing so many "Frankie SayS Relax" shirts while googling for source.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I think to qualify as a band
You actually need to play your instruments to a reasonable standard rather than, say, getting the Blockheads and the Art of Noise in instead?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:07, archived)
# NERD MODE
Frankie goes to hollywood

was a band name taken from a headline - about Frank Sinatra.

If you find an old t-shirt with 'say' instead of 'says', it's a knock-off.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Right about the name, wrong about the shirt.
Yes, they were named after the headline. But the shirt was a message from the band, not from Mr. Sinatra.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katharine_Hamnett
As far as I know, Frank Sinatra never sang with Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Except, perhaps, in the shower.
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 2:19, archived)
# I bet he
Made loads lof money from the merchandise when he was popular with 90's students.

I remember my sister got one of the shirts and the qualiy as piss poor.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Yeah, fuck poor qualiy.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:03, archived)
# That's an awful thing
to say about his sister.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:04, archived)
# rigor mortis would make anyone look tense
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Are we living in a land where Ceres and Apollo are the new gods?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# No, you can still worship money
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 2:10, archived)
# T'was a dark period in the history of the night garden
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)
# woo
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# haha
FUCKING HEIL!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] would someone allspark up my ciggy?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Oh hai oh fiendish one!
Haha nicely ;)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Lou Reed's classic
Smokin' Autobot in Shades :)

Love it
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Excellent
I see you have read the FAQ. Good job!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# since when has there been a fucking FAQ?!
welcome to the 20th Century world :D
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# My thread deletion sense is tingling.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:44, archived)
# mine too :(
still, time to wheel out the drama trailer stove

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:47, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
this is awesome!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# thanks!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I would have got that..... If I'd known that was a transformer...!!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Well, she's pretty-ish...

(Edit: rescaled image. Apologies for TOAP but I thought she fitted.)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
# March of the pigs more like.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)
# TOAP 1000 INCH PICTURE
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I really don't understand finding her in any way attractive, other than some silly macho posturing
She represents and is the epitome of all the worst aspects of humanity.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Does that mean you still would?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I'm not an advocate of violence against women - I think it's absolutely despicable and unexcusable.
But Sarah Palin makes my hands itch like your mum's fanny.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Yeah she mentioned you'd stopped by last month.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies all round for this one...
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Oh dear
oh dear oh dear
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:51, archived)
# nope, no idea
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# erm....
Bad Rome Ants....Bad Romance
(, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 1:40, archived)
# A couple of
pricks

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] not a logo as such :D
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic work :)
*clicks*
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Perfect timing to login
*clicks* (and previous thread too)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Yay...... delivered right to the door....!!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
superbly done my friend.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# oioioii
lol this is great :DD
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)
# hahahahaha!
superb
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Needs a disclaimer
"No animals were harmed in the making of this most woosome video"
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# yay............nicely done indeed
click :D
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
# wooo!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)
# vnice :D click
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Poor wet pussy
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Awe.... I love this... :-)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Awww
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your posts?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Great stuff :)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)
# yay....... lovely stuff.....
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun..
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] D, D, D D L.... D, D, D D L...
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# ^ FACT!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# "Dogs and cats, living together; mass hysteria!"
"And what if you're wrong?"
"We'll go to jail. Peacefully, quietly, we'll enjoy it. But if we're right, we can stop this thing. Lenny, you will have saved the lives of hundreds of millions of registered voters..."
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Is'nt it the canine defence league?
Big cats = win
Domestic cats = tricky plotting scheming bastards that shit in my garden.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Spamspam
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Click!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:52, archived)
# ^this with knobs on!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Cats are computer science in Wales
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Wales on stilts?

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:53, archived)
# :)
Subtle breast is subtle
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:01, archived)
# They always are...
Just look at Chris Moyles!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Oh dear...
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I'm just going to park this one here to soften the thread a little.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Yus, I know I'll get moaned at for the hash job

Some of us are artists with skillz, some of us are just horrible, horrible people. I'm pleased to say I'm in the latter. I'm sat on a train with a netbook and MS Paint... next to a disapproving Irish woman =]
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# That still doesn't explain the lack of picture.
Also, you should have gone 1st class.

(picture has now appeared)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Too soon!

(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Aye

About 2 months too soon, from what the papers are saying.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I think I love you.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Too soon :( going to set my cats on you
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# What can I say?

I'm pro-choice, and I think the foetus chose wisely.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Idiot.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:16, archived)
# You seem to think this is funny
It is not, you are a fool
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
You wonderful bastard.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:23, archived)
#
......... or not
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Cunt
.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# well you're a twat
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)
# No.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:58, archived)
# glenn beck showing off his new hitler kit on a stick
Beck / Hitler

click for original nicked off his website
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Careful now.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# does this make me a hypocritical cuntstain?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# The queen versus Glenn Beck
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# this is awesome!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Go orn liz
Feckin' twat the leer class scum.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I thought it was meant to be Boris
(the one of the left, not the one one the right)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# :D
lovethisone
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# One of the top 100 cunts on the planet.
FACT.

www.shrubmonkey.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=840&Itemid=45

(Sorry if this should technically go in /links)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Emotional toap dump.
As I've just squeezed one out @ qotw about this. After my besty died in Dec. my daughter wrote me & the missus notes saying "Risnd Loves Daddy/Mummy"
I made this for her. She laughed. It was good.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I'm sorry for the loss of your friend.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Who's risnd?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# He's the bloke
who scratched my anchor.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I'm still not sure what "scratched" and "anchor" are
But i' assuming it's prolly something sexy.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] He'll shoot if you don't pay...

(it seams fine to me)
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Eh-ha, eh-ho!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# He should have used the sights on his anti-octopus gun
Reticule is nothing to be scared of!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)

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