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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Hehehe!
Not so clever now, is he.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Subtle loveliness *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Yes.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Herbie the Love Bug...
is now impotent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# haha
the original Herbie is at Disneyworld - It doesn't look too much different!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Why is it always rusting in your images?
EDIT: Maybe it's because of all the rain?

EDITED EDIT: Has this been shopped / need more Teh Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Yes - I put the 53 on it and dropped the original green of the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# But the original Herbie was white, not green?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Awww!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# This wins the day.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# *goes to look*
Apparently so :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I once shocked the father of a friend of an ex
By asking if we'd see Bambi's mother tied to the front of a pickup truck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# This should be used to make children cry :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Neck meat eh?
Must try it...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Best end of
/During the wowarr blog
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Ha
Winnar
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# missed a bit
mmm fried vag
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I'm getting the marinade ready...
Pearoast: I'm cutting up a roe hind in the kitchen, and Little Scars (about 6 or 7 at this point) comes in:

"That's Bambi isn't it? Are you making him better?"

Moi: "It's not Bambi, and it's going to be Christmas dinner!"

Little Scars: "I'll just have the gravy then".
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:32, archived)
# as an old woman I used to know told me...
during the war we couldn't get no beef, we had to eat Venice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# I hope that's not halal
I like my cute cartoon animals to be electrocuted before a bolt is smashed into their skull.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Longbows can solve world hunger
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I have to point out.
The cuts of venison are different to the cuts of beef.

Whatevs, I like.
(Silver Retriever, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 4:34, archived)
# That's terrible.
There is no way I would put up with eating a stringy old animal like Bambi. It's nearly 70 years old!
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Dino


We need a new Dinosaur :)
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Open the door, get on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Argh!
Take anything you want but please don't hurt me!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Ooo! Really? Anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Okay, everybody lie down on the floor and keep calm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# And now ...
Everybody do the dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Boom boom
akalakalaka boom.

(And it's 'Walk the Dinosaur').
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I only watched a bit of Rastamouse,
honest!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# He evolved into Fred Flintstone?
Cool trick, bro!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I think fred just knocked him out of the way
you know what fred's like with food, and just look at that massive steak Barney's got!
LOL, them flintstones, fun times what with the smoking and the sex parties
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Barney should have chinned him, years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuCbrPzPLAc
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# :D
have you seen this yet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqrG1bdGtg&hd=1
it's a ruddy masterpiece of zombiedom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Holy shit.
That's beautiful. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# it's beautiful
but also very sad...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:35, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:42, archived)
# . wow
. well this has to be one of the nicest animes i have seen in my life . .
(Twisted Technic .. as if, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Now let's see who this monster REALLY is ... it's old mister Flintstone, from the quarry!
*unmasks*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I cannot recall any one Flintstones episode, from start to finish.
Hanna Barbera made cool-looking characters, but I always found their animation/storytelling skills to be utter shite, and highly repetitive.
Johnny Bravo got it right:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhFcS650Z10
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Agreed.
btw did you ever see this?:
www.collegehumor.com/video:1921405
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Ha-ha! No, but thanks for sharing, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Mmmm
Tasty! Imagine the size of the steak fillet you'd get off a dinosaur! *happy place*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] After the Flinstones...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# "Yeah but Abu Dhabi do" would sound better.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit shit, but.........meh.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:49, archived)
# *Sings the theme tune*
TJ: Did Scaryduck just change the QOTW vote options?

www.b3ta.com/board/10339216
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Beauty! Noooooooo!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's chubby-looking?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Top shop sir!

Loved you Italian Job AND Wizard of Oz, you clever sausage you! :)

*Click*
PS Nice tagging
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless you, kind sir.
Too many ideas and not enough time, this week..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Monty Python has become the market's comedy equivalent of Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Good vs Evil, epic quests, fancy swords..
.. it's all there, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Repackaged with lots of unique extras on the new DVD each year.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# I've only ever bought one film more than twice, across all formats.
And that was Blade Runner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I bought Mrs V the super-duper deluxe special edition shiny in a tin box 5-disc version of that brand new early last year.
Only opened it two weeks ago, and one of the discs is scratched.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# 8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# To be fair there's about six versions on there, though - director's cut, the 2001 cut, the special cut, the theatrical cut, the different cut ...
I'm not too geeky about it so I'm happy to watch the other versions.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha - were those kids in the sauce pic?
That ps3 controller is HUGE!
Also, nice tagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Aye. Couldn't find any fat adult snaps that fitted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:50, archived)
# The fat little fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# The girl in the original appears to be looking at her brother like he's a Big Mac.
Creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Carrie's doing much the same herself
the mad bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Oh very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheers, Forbes.
Last one.
For now.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I especially like the colour-matching on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Call Anguirus!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Haha
Lard Wars....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Haha!
Full of win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Brilliant! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
class!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody lasagne again!!
(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# No vegetarian option? Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# You'll have the haddock
and by God you'll like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled...
... was convincing the world he didn't need an airbag.


Click for bigger (204 kb)
(Bunny Slippers keeping your tootsies warm, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Oooo wintastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# And like that.. he was in traction.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# This one time my pee came out like snot I swear
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Seriously
you're going to have to throw me a bone here.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# *slings one over*
Mad Max I'm thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# gone a fecking long way to find a petrol station though hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Didn't notice......
But yes, he has gone to Forrin.
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# TO THE BAT-BINGO! QUICK!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Nicely.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ta Cap'n
Shuriken!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
# ooh, that's nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Liking the washing line
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# To Rodanthe!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Chance would be a fine thing...


EDIT Ewwwww creepy giffy compression. Wait one.

EDIT EDIT bit better...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# The truth is much sadder
After going on to star as a transvestite in a softcore porn film and emancipating his parents the link below is Macaulay now

www.buzzfoto.com/wp-content/gallery/101025ptr_malculaykulkin_buzzfoto/101025ptr_macaulayculkin_002.jpg

or 3.bp.blogspot.com/_qC7hd0NK_dc/RulJkvbFfTI/AAAAAAAACVk/a-2_CW-XJGM/s400/PartyMonster_MacaulayCulkin09.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
# He was good in that film with Scott Evil where they took loads of drugs and killed someone
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Party monster
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Yes, yes I am
Can't remember what that film was called, though :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# was it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV7MND4r0mY

or

tinyurl.com/bjudsd
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Oh ho ho ho
Didn't see that coming
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# He's a millionaire and went out with Mila Kunis for years
Probably pretty happy.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nice one Baz, how's the lil' one? :)

*click* BTW

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# She good.
Well back over her birth weight now and going strong :oD
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Brill!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Ha!
Damn right!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Creepy what?
oh GIFFY!
that's alright then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Too soon you sick twisted pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I agree
The film only came out in 2008!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:02, archived)
# would've been good but you added a plane
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:59, archived)
# but that would just be a screenshot from the film
not that I have watched Wall-e

I am aware of it and don't sit and watch kids films in my wifes underwear when everyone is asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Wall-E is a kids film?
ah of course, its animation, must be.

I know you're joking, but I hate the fact that some people honestly believe this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I love good animation
I have a massive collection of Anime that I do watch while wearing the wifes underwear
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I'm RIS-ing like a RIS-er
'Ning! teh board. How are we the day?
Chuckling from Waspbox onwards on the stats page:
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Haha, I love it when a plan comes together
Shuddering
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I only ever use the word shuddering
as part of the phrase "what the shuddering fuck?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I was trying to make a "Holy shuddering fuck" chevron
Which is possibly the worst excuse for anything, ever
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Oh, I don't know
I have had to make some pretty lame excuses for all those shuddering orgasms I have on the tube

whilst pressed up against a piss-stained tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Oh that was YOU!
Took me ages to get the stain dried & crusty.
Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# If you find a public toilet
with one of those Dyson airblade things you can get the job done in seconds!

The modern tramp should know these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:39, archived)
# It's all good!
I love the stats quotes - makes an interesting read

bit quiet these days though - I remember the days where the top poster was 1500 posts or something...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# That's not necessarily a bad thing
Although ut has been a little slow recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Usually Captain Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I was thinking that
or Mictoboy..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I was only ever on there once that I know of
and my quote was a 'Woo!'
Very witty.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Of all the shite I type on a regulsr basis
it almost always picks "woo" or "haha"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Vote for the new Question of the Week
Voting closes sort-of-lunchtime-ish

Question of the Week
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar

There now follows a Party Election Broadcast on behalf of the Vote For Turds Party:



THAT IS ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:24, archived)
# b - public acts of stupidity.
The others are even more red-rag-to-a-bull invitations for fabricated and recycled urban myths than normal.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# they fixed the typo
I screenshot it, but I can't be bothered resizing it to upload :( - It said "Prime Ministers Wuestions"

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:41, archived)
# A typo opportunity missed imho.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I don't venture down that road..it's dark and scary
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM4se7IL4wU
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Who even cares about QOTW?
Who even cares, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:39, archived)
# obviously people on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# He does.
*points at person who cares*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# IRAN, that's who


And you've made him angry
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I enjoy QOTW.
Partly because I'm absolutely bloody superb at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Wanking stories 1 killed the b3ta radio show
Vote wank!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# About 10,000 people signed the petition to change B3ta's default font to Papyrus.
Also make the page background orange and the text blue. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Just apply your own CSS
and you can burn your own retinas.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)
# 10,000 people cannot be wrong, Cthulhutonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Knocking one out during the show
wasn't the best idea...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# But Dave looked so pretty with his lady di hair
Blimey people are voting wank. Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:58, archived)
# It's their slavish devotion to your ginger majesty.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE! KILLIAN IS LYING TO YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:15, archived)
# thinking of taking everything down in flames?
always choose bang not whimper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] 'I've got a great idea..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Isn't this one of the suggestions for what happens?
They get out of the coach and let it go down the cliff, then spend the entire sequel racing to reach the loot before the Mafia. Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I think so...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Yes on hovercrafts
Thats what Mark Kermode said on the radio years ago... When Michael Caine says he has an idea at the end, the idea is to leave the engine running so that the petrol is burnt off and the weight evens up.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Howdy got in first ;)
b3ta.com/board/10338741
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Awww, shoot!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
# they move the gold to the front to counter balance the bus and they all lived happily ever after
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:32, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Mystery Shopper, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:11, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:11, archived)
# That
is all kinds of clever :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:14, archived)
# hahah
oh dear - took me a while to get there - but I did

spot the typo: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12488847
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)
# I can't spot it but I'm guessing it relates to pubic woodland?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:22, archived)
# blimey - it's fixed now
they got that changed quick
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Super
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Ahahaha!
That is a very fancy coffin when you consider it's just going to be put in the ground only to be seen again by Time Team 4011 by which time, if you're lucky, it will be a rotted husk.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:13, archived)
#
rotted husk series of walls
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Smashing!
Watched this earlier, forgot how good it was.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 4:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:05, archived)
# haha
cheer-up, only 999 years to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh :o)
Slightly tenuous P4daC - between Empire and Jedi I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:17, archived)
# This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] first post and probably the lamest this challenge will see
(ceeej, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:56, archived)
# thursday is massive picture day!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:58, archived)
# ^ WHAT SHE SAID!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:02, archived)
# YOU OWE ME A NEW SCROLLY WHEEL
but you didn't break my 28k modem
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:00, archived)
# wtf?
*swigs tea*

'NING /BOARD!*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Ning Barry and
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:17, archived)
# it's a bit small
can you enlarge it?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:02, archived)
# the international space station called
they can only just see it from space
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:04, archived)
#
I've just clicked print.... to A1...
(Floppydonkey, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:08, archived)
# she was warned.....

news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110215/tv_nm/us_egypt_journalists
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:06, archived)
# They be rapin ebody out here
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:10, archived)
# yup
the best way to celebrate getting rid of a dictator is a good old fashioned massive gang rape
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Well I liked it
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
# I also did like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] What happens after the film ends? Erm..this
(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 6:08, archived)
# like batman would move on.....
(JoePesky, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:27, archived)
# He'll keep revisiting the grave - in flashback, of course
and his grief will only serve to make him stronger - in dark ways, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Dark wank
best of all the wanks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:52, archived)
# since the board is so slow.. another one.
(braincastle, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:49, archived)
# 'tis slow, it's 6 am for most of us
try keeping your images below 100k, some people have rubbish internets.

and if you're posting a bunch of pics just post them as a reply :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 6:10, archived)
# haha
you bloody nazi
(JoePesky, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:24, archived)
# Yaar!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PptJMfp0M9U
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:32, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah
(JoePesky, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Cool man.. sorry bout that.. havent posted in a long while.

(braincastle, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:33, archived)
# this was my yearly posting :)
see ya next year :))
(braincastle, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:35, archived)
# post more you twisted
chundercunt
(JoePesky, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 7:42, archived)
# One more..
(braincastle, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:15, archived)
# dude, you should try to ship this to america
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:22, archived)
# That's Kentucky bourbon
so I reckon it may have come from America.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:30, archived)
# yup its from here though im in chicago not kentucky thank god
(braincastle, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:33, archived)
# chicago is not real america
YOU FORRINS AND CITY SLICKERS JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:41, archived)
# hahahahaa thats fine by me!

(braincastle, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:44, archived)
# youre a knob creek
(I helped save b3ta! Ronny Morocco, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:09, archived)
# yeah, Homeland Security will only delay it by a month or two
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:40, archived)
# haha true

(braincastle, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:44, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Is it Agadoo by Black Lace?
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:06, archived)
# It's been years since I made or posted one of these..
(braincastle, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:10, archived)
# That bloody sink is a bit grim.
Where's it from?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:20, archived)
# not sure.. just came across it and it seemed like a nice background lol

(braincastle, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 5:32, archived)

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