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# :)
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(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Drop em Mary and let me get Holy
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# On inspection of Mary's beautifully trimmed fuzz
and delightfully shaped vulva, God declared it "immaculate!"

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# fuck off god
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# *buys fake long grey beard*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Doorstep salesmen...
remember kids, just say no.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ever tried commenting on other people's work?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# have you?


(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# That's for losers
REAL ARTISTS just post and run
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# i leave comments all the time,
mostly LOL and WTF, but they still count :(
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Good enough for me
tbh I don't know your posting history that well, so ignore if it doesn't apply
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# yeh here you go underdog, suck a bag of dicks
xx
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Touche!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# ^ LMAO
Awesome reply
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Funky time!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Would you like a cup of tea fathers?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Lily Allen
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# You!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I love Lily, I think she's great
I hope she has a lot better luck with her next pregnancy.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I would like to offer my services now to help out with the new pregnancy
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# up the arse
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Foul-mouthed, mentally deficient skank.....
nice pic though.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D

Lily Allen and Lillier Allen
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha! Super would
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Friday can't get any better than this.
And to prevent it from trying, I'm gonna hide in this box til Saturday.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# in space, no one can see you munt
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# awww... i think she's cute
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I know I would
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Even though she's dressed as a clown....?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# it would help overcome my fear to have a clown bent over taking it in the wrong un
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# "CLOWN!"
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# what makes you think I will click that
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
#
Guaranteed horse-free
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# you already told me it's a clown
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# A clown getting hurt with cartoon violence
as a result of someone else's phobia ... any more helpful? No
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:29, archived)
# i overcame you arachnaphobia in a similar way.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
# >points & chants<
Thor bummed a spider!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# :O what are you doing on before 6
Hello Mrs Monkey
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# i was helping someone out
with a job application, so i had the computer on anyway. getting off at one, though.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Welcome to the day shift ;)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# i started on the day shift
but then i started going to help mum with te housework in the daytime and switched to nightcrawler mode
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I remember seeing comments from yourself
but it's been a while
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# it has indeed
still, /board may well see my norks this weekend.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# O rly
/Board needs to see more norks
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# 94 posts to go....
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Has it really been almost 4 years since we joined up
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# it has.
dosn't the time just fly by?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# sadly yes
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
# *gets photoshop ready
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)
# do NOT clownify my boobs
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
SHE IS WEARING THE HAT AND THE SHOES.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# ^ ^ ^
FUCK YEAH
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Pfft! You realise you're risking
the return of the purported Lily Allen to the board with this?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)
# you know it actually is her
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# wut?
*liberally applies talc and checks breath*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# nah - no idea really, I doubt it
but I do believe that various people, including comedians scan this site as several have retweeted b3ta links
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Russel Howard is a prime example
as is Jonathon Ross
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# russel howard look in here sometimes?
fuck, if he's read some of my posts, he must be shitting himself!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# hahahaha
and of course Simon Pegg logs in very regularly
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:55, archived)
# yeah, but i don't want to molest Pegg
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)
# So still no restraining order yet?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:57, archived)
# not yet!
hmm, better get going, i think.
see you all tomorrow, when i'm viciously hungover!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Night Smash
Sorry force of habit
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I feel the urge for a smash every night, too :(
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# The fact that she'd initially spelt her own name wrong
may be a clue
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# definately the real one then!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Correct!
Although I'm surprised she doesn't spell it LLY ALN
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Lucky bastards
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# aliens is better
*awaits wrath*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# *delivers wrath with great vengeance and furious anger*
/alien is far far superior, although to be fair, they're two completely different films in both set up and execution.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# They're both brilliant in their own right.
Alien is a superb arty horror film. Aliens is a brilliant breeze of an action/horror war film.

Comparing effects, originality and acting I have to say I prefer the former, as much for its naturalism as anything. Aliens though I could watch again and again.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# And all the artists that Alien had.
Designing concept art - Chris Foss, winning an oscar for all the set design monster design and the like: H.R. Giger. Plus it was the one good thing to come out of Dan O'Bannon's mental breakdown.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:57, archived)
# alien is a great film
i just prefer the shoot 'em up action of aliens.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Woot!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# *books passage on the Nostromo*
:)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I say that we take off and nuke HMV from orbit.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# excellent!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I don't like sprouts.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I don't like raw potatoes
but fry the bastards and they taste good
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Hammers / Death / Flaming Swords of Doom etc etc etc
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# in space
no one can hear her music...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I'm blaming XLVII for putting this in my head
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Yes! :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Marvelous Joe!
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# 'ow do! is it me tha's lookin' for?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Is it cheese you're looking for?
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# mmmmm
there's a lovely big block of red leicester sitting in mum's fridge. i may just have to pop round there in a bit...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I did think about doing this earlier!

Woo!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# It's a shame you can't make out the tear off strips on this one
The original was much clearer... *searches*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Is it okay?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Number 1 or 2 though
that's the question on everyones lips
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)
# No.1 = No.1 No.2 = No.2
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:16, archived)
# No.2 in a TuTu!!!!!
Nasty....
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Oh Desmond!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Number 2
Number 1 doesn't ever come up into your throat!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# 0_0
*tries not to wonder*......wonders
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# It was inspired by the joke
about putting a potato in your pants to be successful with the women. So a number 2 basically.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# ewwwwwwww
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# How does that work then?
Is it the starch?
;)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# So that's where I was going wrong.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# That's one way to speed up my potato mashing, definitely.
And a click for your delightful images.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# These are always amazing.
What's the inspiration behind the "you have fallen" thing?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Don't ask that!
It would mean delving into the insane/genius of the 'brainfield. And none of us want that do we? Do we??
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I WANT TO KNOW!
Even if it melts my goddamn brains.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Next you will be asking what happened to Dark Hams
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Childhood trauma from the looks of it...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# not even if they've got that red stuff in the pool?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Blood?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# wee-seeking dye
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# When you wee?
I'd get that checked if I were you
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Has anyone ever actually seen this supposed stuff that shows up if you're having a wee?
I've never seen it happen in any pool I've been in.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# i believe it may have been a clever bluff
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# it doesn't exist
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# What you seek has been seen since ages past… and then, only in legend
Or the fast show.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Does that really exist?
I'd be far too tempted to get a couple of mates and do a "red arrows" display along the length of the pool
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# there was meant to be some in our local pool
2 cups of coffee and a good hard sneeze in the 12 foot end soon taught me otherwise.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# just take a small 5ml bottle of morning fresh dark yellow wee to the swimming pool
and find out.

video it and expose the lies on the interwebs.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# make sure the 2 at either end have been eating nothing but beetroot for 3 days before hand!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
lovely, now i need a wee.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Is there anything wrong with needing the toilet?

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# How can people see that you do?
Unless you're doing that legs-crossed sort of dancing when it's *really* urgent
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Which, if you've fallen, may be hard to do
It's look more like you'd just been whacked in the pods.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I depends if a thick brown crayon
is poking out of the pencil case or not.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# But that's more doing than needing...
Sorry for the utterly unnecessary pedantry
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Not at all.
Though I would contend it would be better to sort such a situation out in the toilet than in a room full of ballet dancers.

Mind you, in for a penny...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# check your prostate
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
:)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# This...
...is just wonderful. Your technique is unique and very speshul! I applaud you sir!

And I *Click*

:D:D:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I've missed these, man.
Aces.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha....ace artwork too :D
(, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
In answer to this: b3ta.com/board/10358185



It must be stopped!!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Compo it!
;)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Oh go on then...
it's Friday and I'm feeling norty ;)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Pffffft
Also:Seth Rogen, another shit multi-millionaire "actor".

/bittermoi?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:45, archived)
# indeed, he plays a similar shouty waster character in every role i play.
but you did get to see minge in knocked up, albeit it a special effect of a woman 'crowning' for a split second.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I watched The Green Hornet the other night.
If it wasn't for Kato and maybe Diaz, I wouldn't have made it to the end.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I quite enjoyed it
as a bit of mindless fun
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# i've still not seen the two fanstastic four movies all the way through.
basically because they were shite.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# agreed
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# star wars knocked up shrek?
that's a jeremy kyle just waiting to happen
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)
# My money's on Chewie and Han
50/50 spit

Edit: haha I did mean split but spit works!!
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:57, archived)
# i've heard that, too
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Open all hours so long as you take your medicine...

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# great, liking this a lot
been trying to think of something suitable for her
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Electric Shock Therapy
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
#
"If Mr McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he take it some other way."
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# haha!

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# That's uncanny and fearsome.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
and I used that very sauce yesterday!

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Heheh
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# my hovercraft is full of eels
:}
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# f-fetch yer cloth
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Broads don't belong in broadcasting

If anyone gets it you get TEN Tim pounds, they're like normal £'s but fun!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# and with no value what so ever.

nope, i'm gonna have to pass on the tim pounds.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I think this is too obscure for everyone........
The fact that I paid £60 for a copy of this movie on VHS in the early 90's because Orion went bankrupt and it never got a retail release till 2005 should make it well known!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Debbie Does Doncaster?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# After her kidneys failed from sperm poisoning it was
Debbie Does Dialysis
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I'm RIS too
I thought I'd like 30 Rock, but I couldn't get into it. 97% of the reason was Tracy Jordan
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# you know what.........
Never watched an episode.....
but it was the only way i could think of getting this obscure baddie into the compo.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# UHF!
and I claim my obscure film knowledge prize!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# What a movie that is :D
Gandhi 2 ftw
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)
# one word......
SUPPLIES!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Haha!
I got a marvellous Spatula for Christmas.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:16, archived)
# and thats all!
*musical punctuation
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO!
Here have ten Tim pounds*

*pounds may not be spent anywhere that actually exists
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Ooh, he's a cheeky monkey that one...
he's a cheeky monkey that one...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Needs more
noses..
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
we're seperated by one gene....but he's not :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:42, archived)
# So you are calling him a sand monkey
how very racist



I still clicked I like it
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:42, archived)
# :D
:)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# monkey wanna banana?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Nice Teeth....
*fears*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# That looks better
Amazing what a trip to the dentist can do.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Bannanas!
Nice shoppin' Ninj
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Nice timing, BBC..?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Not a patch on...


poorly captured - the caption to the image is "Orphans of the Burma Cyclone"
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
# and that isnt a patch on....
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Brass Eye...
I don't get it
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Read it again...
Get it yet?...

Clue...

Read the article on the left..
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# She was in Rush Hour 2
Still don't get it
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)
# that was the Express wasn't it?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Daily Star, I think...
Amazing
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# That was it
Also DM did something similar:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_Eye
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Highlighting paedophiles by looking at 15 year old titties?
Seems perfectly reasonable to me*

*does not
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Quick, tell the internets!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# yeah, damn you BBC and your pre planned scheduling.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:34, archived)
# anyone would think the bbc caused the earthquake to get more people watching the news
just saying
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
# i've never seen then both in the same room at the same time.
coincidence?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I cannot see a connection.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# But I do want to know more about the Robot Moth
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Just a hunch
I'm guessing it's somewhere in the two circles
.....somewhere
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I cannot see a hunch either.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# maybe it's an anagram
maybe it's cryptic
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Say "eh up" to my li'l friend

Probly bin dun
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# :D
great posing, needs more exit wounds though
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:25, archived)
# all reet there little fella
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:27, archived)
# 2 birds 1 bullet
*fwaps*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# "gerroff moi laaaand"
nice one
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Found this little fellow in my garden this morning.

It must be spring!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I like this and as a result I will be showing my appreciation
by clicking that I like this
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# awww
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# aww
lovely
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:23, archived)
# that's your omelette fucked, then
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Is that a baby monkey egg?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# awww :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Always you hit me...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)
# hahah! Brill :D
Good nings everyone!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
excellent :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Yey :D
Best line from Enter the Dragon for me, "Bullllshit Mr Han-Man!"

Or in this case, "Bush-hit across the van, man" :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)
# :D
I think Russel Brand would have thought twice..
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I just thought
wouldn't it be great if Russel Brand made a remake of Fawlty Towers as a film, with helen mirren as Sybil, Luis Guizman as Manuael, and Rachael mcAdams as Polly

Then I realised that is only going to give him ideas
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:24, archived)
# No, he's had enough ideas!
It would be bloody good though!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:52, archived)
# You come straight out of a comic book!
Shuriken!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Shuriken!!
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
# 'It is like a finger, pointing to the moon'
*Slap*

'No! Do not concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the Heavenly glory'

May be mis-remembering it slightly, but it was always my favourite line.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ning...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# heh heh
three and sixpence....yay for ye olde money :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I remember when you could go to the talkies for 5 shillings
and still have change left over for a bag of chips and a prostitute on the way home.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:40, archived)
# 5 shillings?
Was it an iMax on Mars, a bag of diamond chips and a gold-plated venusian prostitute with a suck like a blackhole?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:42, archived)
# yes
;p
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)
# cant beat them gold plated venusian prossies.
they've got that special "extra" hole!! :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Just watch yourself
Apparently the "deluxe" version has an angle grinder in the extra hole!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)
# haha
Bale made me think of this, the cast of a really depressing British sit-com in a movie (so the opposite of the challenge)

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I love this
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:19, archived)
# This is missing anal rape
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
Hadn't seen this one before.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:25, archived)
# oh, miss bramhs
you saucey minx.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Pennywise Slocombe!
8D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not strictly a sit-com, but he seems to fit in pretty well!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# So you just copied and pasted what you did yesterday
and you comped it again
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Didn't I see this yesterday?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Sort of, I wasn't happy with the blue and green circley bits in the foreground
so I deleted it. Sorry for apparently spamming.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Once it's been posted
let it go
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)
# That's not what you said
when your dick was trapped in my letterbox
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Talk about second class delivery!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Rest assured, I gave it a first class stamp
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:51, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# It's what you like
don't pretend otherwise
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahaa
Can I have my willy back please?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:51, archived)
# No, I'm still using it
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Timing is everything
...and just because something gets no comments, doesn't mean it's not noticed ;)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)
# True.
Although my reply doesn't help prove your point... :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Oh dear, this isn't going to end well.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Dick & qwerty....


'ning all!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha
but this song is in my head now :((
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# It's The End Of The World
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# the subject line alone did the trick! :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I had it in my head since last night!
ever since I had the idea.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)
# haha nightmare
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I just hope it pisses off now it's out
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:26, archived)
# this version?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:15, archived)
# whuuuu?
My world has just imploded????E??E?E?E?E?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:29, archived)
# This isn't working for me
:(
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Hello!
Is it Gaddafi you're looking for?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# his melting face is just so versatile
I bet he's glad that Japan has taken some of the focus away from what he's doing
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)
# *expects Gadaffi's face shopped on to Godzilla within the hour*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Also newsworthy:
uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/132275/prince-harry-to-appear-on-top-gear.html
"Royal Being Chased By Paps In A Reasonably Priced Car", anyone?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant sirrah!!!

*Click*

:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Why thank you Sah!
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# arf!

/rp
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Oh my.
Is that fungus the bogeyman?

:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FLAMING REGIME CHANGES
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)
# FUCK!
woo
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Wow!
That's incredible!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha. Very good.
Have a click.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is it Muammar looking for?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
I was trying for ages to come up with a subject line.
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
# top shop
:)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)
# arf
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha... I just realsied
I thought it was Vincent Price at first...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:14, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Beautiful!
Thank you!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# A genuine lol type situation
(, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:52, archived)
# gah..still not got round to watching that film
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:56, archived)
# they all go to london
Ross gets married and you are left with an empty feeling deep in the darkest recesses of your soul
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)
# the darkest recesses you say...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)
# A cunt covering a cunt
interesting...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# spoilers you cunt :(
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)
# I won't mention Rachel and Joey getting together in Hawaii then
and Bing walking in on Ross and Pheobe
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# didn't Rachel, Monica and Phoebe get it together in ever single episode?
or is that just my major wank fantasy of the 90s playing tricks with my memory?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# *searches google*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)
# *searches underpants*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# A wild todger appears
it is super effective
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)
# stroke todger
     I don't understand "stroke"
 bash todger
     I don't understand "bash"
 punish todger
     I don't understand "punish"
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:43, archived)
# they've indexed my wank fantasies now?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I think I am still in love with Jennifer Aniston
even after 15 years or so

What's the cure?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:56, archived)
# The Cure are an English rock band formed in Crawley, West Sussex in 1976.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
# ah I see
damn - I hope there won't be a test on this
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)
# 1976 surely not
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)
# yup
their first album Killing An Arab was released in '79
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)
# thank you for reminding me of my middle age
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# tell me about it :D + :(
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# D:
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# The was the first single
It wasn't included on the UK release of first album Three Imaginary Boys.

edit/wikiknowledge
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)
# oooh :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# It's a great song though
I might listen to it now.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
# FUCK!
there's BOUND to be a test now!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Watch any of her films.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
GPWM
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# haha she has great boobs though...there's always a pay off
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)
# ^ - I have seen some of her films
I wasn't paying attention to any of the dialog, story, plot, character development or anything like that.

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)
# pinchy pinch
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# they need adjusting
let me do it!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Great Bobblers...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:19, archived)
# she needs to brush her hair
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
# What hair?
looks up slightly... Oh yeah
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# splendid.
she has, to my knowledge, never got them out on screen.

unfortunatly.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:30, archived)
# the evil Peanut Smuggler strikes again
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Office Space was good though!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Yup.
"... could set the building on fire"
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Cover her boobies
and not in spluff!


:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# NO!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Constant exposure to Friends repeats on E4
leaves me in much the same situation. She has lovely hair.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# say what you like about Fred West, but he could lay a fantastic patio
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Kike :O
Anti-Semitism
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:07, archived)
# There is good in all of us.
I bet he got his mum flowers too. Bless 'im.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)
# i like this
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't fucking panic you heap of shit!!!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Get down and give me infinity! Woo


This is my sausage.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My sausage is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My sausage without me is useless. Without my sausage, I am useless.

I must fire my sausage true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My sausage and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,

the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My sausage is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my sausage clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My sausage and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:52, archived)
# cool story bro
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Something something 4chan something.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# can fuck something right something off something
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
#
the noise of our bursts wursts
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Your pic - what a fucking sausage-fest
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I called mine Julia...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Took me ages ....
Woo!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)
# bwaaaaaap!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:44, archived)
# O HAI!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Mickey J really went too far with the nose jobs didn't he
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha
F'cking hell! I nearly spat milkshake all over the place then!
*click*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# by 'spat' you mean 'ejaculated' don't you?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Shhh I don't want all them boys up in my yard again!!!
;)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Dirty fucking Pikeys
with the grabbing and big fat weddings
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant. :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
#
I thought Phil Lynott was on heroin, not coke ;)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)

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