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# :)
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(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Drop em Mary and let me get Holy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# On inspection of Mary's beautifully trimmed fuzz
and delightfully shaped vulva, God declared it "immaculate!"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# fuck off god
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# *buys fake long grey beard*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Doorstep salesmen...
remember kids, just say no.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ever tried commenting on other people's work?
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# have you?


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# That's for losers
REAL ARTISTS just post and run
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# i leave comments all the time,
mostly LOL and WTF, but they still count :(
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Good enough for me
tbh I don't know your posting history that well, so ignore if it doesn't apply
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# yeh here you go underdog, suck a bag of dicks
xx
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Touche!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# :)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# ^ LMAO
Awesome reply
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Funky time!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Would you like a cup of tea fathers?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I love Lily, I think she's great
I hope she has a lot better luck with her next pregnancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I would like to offer my services now to help out with the new pregnancy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Foul-mouthed, mentally deficient skank.....
nice pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D

Lily Allen and Lillier Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha! Super would
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
#

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Friday can't get any better than this.
And to prevent it from trying, I'm gonna hide in this box til Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# in space, no one can see you munt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# awww... i think she's cute
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I know I would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Even though she's dressed as a clown....?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# it would help overcome my fear to have a clown bent over taking it in the wrong un
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# "CLOWN!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC6YPQY0_28
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# what makes you think I will click that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
#
Guaranteed horse-free
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# you already told me it's a clown
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# A clown getting hurt with cartoon violence
as a result of someone else's phobia ... any more helpful? No
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:29, archived)
# i overcame you arachnaphobia in a similar way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
# >points & chants<
Thor bummed a spider!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# :O what are you doing on before 6
Hello Mrs Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# i was helping someone out
with a job application, so i had the computer on anyway. getting off at one, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Welcome to the day shift ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# i started on the day shift
but then i started going to help mum with te housework in the daytime and switched to nightcrawler mode
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I remember seeing comments from yourself
but it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# it has indeed
still, /board may well see my norks this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# O rly
/Board needs to see more norks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# 94 posts to go....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Has it really been almost 4 years since we joined up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# it has.
dosn't the time just fly by?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# sadly yes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
# *gets photoshop ready
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)
# do NOT clownify my boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
SHE IS WEARING THE HAT AND THE SHOES.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# ^ ^ ^
FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Pfft! You realise you're risking
the return of the purported Lily Allen to the board with this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)
# you know it actually is her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# wut?
*liberally applies talc and checks breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# nah - no idea really, I doubt it
but I do believe that various people, including comedians scan this site as several have retweeted b3ta links
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Russel Howard is a prime example
as is Jonathon Ross
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# russel howard look in here sometimes?
fuck, if he's read some of my posts, he must be shitting himself!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# hahahaha
and of course Simon Pegg logs in very regularly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:55, archived)
# yeah, but i don't want to molest Pegg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)
# So still no restraining order yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:57, archived)
# not yet!
hmm, better get going, i think.
see you all tomorrow, when i'm viciously hungover!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Night Smash
Sorry force of habit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I feel the urge for a smash every night, too :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# The fact that she'd initially spelt her own name wrong
may be a clue
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# definately the real one then!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Correct!
Although I'm surprised she doesn't spell it LLY ALN
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Lucky bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# aliens is better
*awaits wrath*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# *delivers wrath with great vengeance and furious anger*
/alien is far far superior, although to be fair, they're two completely different films in both set up and execution.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# They're both brilliant in their own right.
Alien is a superb arty horror film. Aliens is a brilliant breeze of an action/horror war film.

Comparing effects, originality and acting I have to say I prefer the former, as much for its naturalism as anything. Aliens though I could watch again and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# And all the artists that Alien had.
Designing concept art - Chris Foss, winning an oscar for all the set design monster design and the like: H.R. Giger. Plus it was the one good thing to come out of Dan O'Bannon's mental breakdown.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:57, archived)
# alien is a great film
i just prefer the shoot 'em up action of aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# *books passage on the Nostromo*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I say that we take off and nuke HMV from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# excellent!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I don't like sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I don't like raw potatoes
but fry the bastards and they taste good
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Hammers / Death / Flaming Swords of Doom etc etc etc
Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwllq0fBLs
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# in space
no one can hear her music...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I'm blaming XLVII for putting this in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Marvelous Joe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# 'ow do! is it me tha's lookin' for?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Is it cheese you're looking for?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# mmmmm
there's a lovely big block of red leicester sitting in mum's fridge. i may just have to pop round there in a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I did think about doing this earlier!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# 8D
Awesome!
instantjoy.tumblr.com/post/3654313038/miss-him
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# It's a shame you can't make out the tear off strips on this one
The original was much clearer... *searches*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Is it okay?



More of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Number 1 or 2 though
that's the question on everyones lips
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)
# No.1 = No.1 No.2 = No.2
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:16, archived)
# No.2 in a TuTu!!!!!
Nasty....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Oh Desmond!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Number 2
Number 1 doesn't ever come up into your throat!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# 0_0
*tries not to wonder*......wonders
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# It was inspired by the joke
about putting a potato in your pants to be successful with the women. So a number 2 basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# ewwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# How does that work then?
Is it the starch?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# So that's where I was going wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# That's one way to speed up my potato mashing, definitely.
And a click for your delightful images.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# These are always amazing.
What's the inspiration behind the "you have fallen" thing?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Don't ask that!
It would mean delving into the insane/genius of the 'brainfield. And none of us want that do we? Do we??
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I WANT TO KNOW!
Even if it melts my goddamn brains.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Next you will be asking what happened to Dark Hams
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Childhood trauma from the looks of it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# not even if they've got that red stuff in the pool?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Blood?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# wee-seeking dye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# When you wee?
I'd get that checked if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Has anyone ever actually seen this supposed stuff that shows up if you're having a wee?
I've never seen it happen in any pool I've been in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# i believe it may have been a clever bluff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# it doesn't exist
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# What you seek has been seen since ages past… and then, only in legend
Or the fast show.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Does that really exist?
I'd be far too tempted to get a couple of mates and do a "red arrows" display along the length of the pool
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# there was meant to be some in our local pool
2 cups of coffee and a good hard sneeze in the 12 foot end soon taught me otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# just take a small 5ml bottle of morning fresh dark yellow wee to the swimming pool
and find out.

video it and expose the lies on the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# make sure the 2 at either end have been eating nothing but beetroot for 3 days before hand!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
lovely, now i need a wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Is there anything wrong with needing the toilet?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# How can people see that you do?
Unless you're doing that legs-crossed sort of dancing when it's *really* urgent
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Which, if you've fallen, may be hard to do
It's look more like you'd just been whacked in the pods.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I depends if a thick brown crayon
is poking out of the pencil case or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# But that's more doing than needing...
Sorry for the utterly unnecessary pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Not at all.
Though I would contend it would be better to sort such a situation out in the toilet than in a room full of ballet dancers.

Mind you, in for a penny...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# check your prostate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# This...
...is just wonderful. Your technique is unique and very speshul! I applaud you sir!

And I *Click*

:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I've missed these, man.
Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha....ace artwork too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
In answer to this: b3ta.com/board/10358185



It must be stopped!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Compo it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Oh go on then...
it's Friday and I'm feeling norty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Pffffft
Also:Seth Rogen, another shit multi-millionaire "actor".

/bittermoi?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:45, archived)
# indeed, he plays a similar shouty waster character in every role i play.
but you did get to see minge in knocked up, albeit it a special effect of a woman 'crowning' for a split second.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I watched The Green Hornet the other night.
If it wasn't for Kato and maybe Diaz, I wouldn't have made it to the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I quite enjoyed it
as a bit of mindless fun
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# i've still not seen the two fanstastic four movies all the way through.
basically because they were shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# agreed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYA6duF-9E&feature=related

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# star wars knocked up shrek?
that's a jeremy kyle just waiting to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)
# My money's on Chewie and Han
50/50 spit

Edit: haha I did mean split but spit works!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:57, archived)
# i've heard that, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Open all hours so long as you take your medicine...

(Narcotic Monkey Neither a narcotic nor a monkey., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# great, liking this a lot
been trying to think of something suitable for her
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Electric Shock Therapy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
#
"If Mr McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he take it some other way."
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# That's uncanny and fearsome.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
and I used that very sauce yesterday!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# my hovercraft is full of eels
:}
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# f-fetch yer cloth
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Broads don't belong in broadcasting

If anyone gets it you get TEN Tim pounds, they're like normal £'s but fun!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# and with no value what so ever.

nope, i'm gonna have to pass on the tim pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I think this is too obscure for everyone........
The fact that I paid £60 for a copy of this movie on VHS in the early 90's because Orion went bankrupt and it never got a retail release till 2005 should make it well known!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Debbie Does Doncaster?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# After her kidneys failed from sperm poisoning it was
Debbie Does Dialysis
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I'm RIS too
I thought I'd like 30 Rock, but I couldn't get into it. 97% of the reason was Tracy Jordan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# you know what.........
Never watched an episode.....
but it was the only way i could think of getting this obscure baddie into the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# UHF!
and I claim my obscure film knowledge prize!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# What a movie that is :D
Gandhi 2 ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)
# one word......
SUPPLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Haha!
I got a marvellous Spatula for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:16, archived)
# and thats all!
*musical punctuation
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO!
Here have ten Tim pounds*

*pounds may not be spent anywhere that actually exists
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Ooh, he's a cheeky monkey that one...
he's a cheeky monkey that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Needs more
noses..
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
we're seperated by one gene....but he's not :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:42, archived)
# So you are calling him a sand monkey
how very racist



I still clicked I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:42, archived)
# :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# monkey wanna banana?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Nice Teeth....
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# That looks better
Amazing what a trip to the dentist can do.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Bannanas!
Nice shoppin' Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Nice timing, BBC..?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Not a patch on...


poorly captured - the caption to the image is "Orphans of the Burma Cyclone"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
# and that isnt a patch on....
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Brass Eye...
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Read it again...
Get it yet?...

Clue...

Read the article on the left..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# She was in Rush Hour 2
Still don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)
# that was the Express wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Daily Star, I think...
Amazing
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# That was it
Also DM did something similar:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_Eye
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Highlighting paedophiles by looking at 15 year old titties?
Seems perfectly reasonable to me*

*does not
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Quick, tell the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10359542
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# yeah, damn you BBC and your pre planned scheduling.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:34, archived)
# anyone would think the bbc caused the earthquake to get more people watching the news
just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
# i've never seen then both in the same room at the same time.
coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I cannot see a connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# But I do want to know more about the Robot Moth
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Just a hunch
I'm guessing it's somewhere in the two circles
.....somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I cannot see a hunch either.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# maybe it's an anagram
maybe it's cryptic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Say "eh up" to my li'l friend

Probly bin dun
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# :D
great posing, needs more exit wounds though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:25, archived)
# all reet there little fella
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:27, archived)
# 2 birds 1 bullet
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# "gerroff moi laaaand"
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Found this little fellow in my garden this morning.

It must be spring!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I like this and as a result I will be showing my appreciation
by clicking that I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# aww
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:23, archived)
# that's your omelette fucked, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Is that a baby monkey egg?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# awww :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Always you hit me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)
# hahah! Brill :D
Good nings everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Yey :D
Best line from Enter the Dragon for me, "Bullllshit Mr Han-Man!"

Or in this case, "Bush-hit across the van, man" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)
# :D
I think Russel Brand would have thought twice..
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I just thought
wouldn't it be great if Russel Brand made a remake of Fawlty Towers as a film, with helen mirren as Sybil, Luis Guizman as Manuael, and Rachael mcAdams as Polly

Then I realised that is only going to give him ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:24, archived)
# No, he's had enough ideas!
It would be bloody good though!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:52, archived)
# You come straight out of a comic book!
Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Shuriken!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
# 'It is like a finger, pointing to the moon'
*Slap*

'No! Do not concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the Heavenly glory'

May be mis-remembering it slightly, but it was always my favourite line.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ning...
(randomscally, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# heh heh
three and sixpence....yay for ye olde money :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I remember when you could go to the talkies for 5 shillings
and still have change left over for a bag of chips and a prostitute on the way home.
(randomscally, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:40, archived)
# 5 shillings?
Was it an iMax on Mars, a bag of diamond chips and a gold-plated venusian prostitute with a suck like a blackhole?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:42, archived)
# yes
;p
(randomscally, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)
# cant beat them gold plated venusian prossies.
they've got that special "extra" hole!! :)
(randomscally, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Just watch yourself
Apparently the "deluxe" version has an angle grinder in the extra hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)
# haha
Bale made me think of this, the cast of a really depressing British sit-com in a movie (so the opposite of the challenge)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:19, archived)
# This is missing anal rape
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
Hadn't seen this one before.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:25, archived)
# oh, miss bramhs
you saucey minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Pennywise Slocombe!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not strictly a sit-com, but he seems to fit in pretty well!
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# So you just copied and pasted what you did yesterday
and you comped it again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Didn't I see this yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Sort of, I wasn't happy with the blue and green circley bits in the foreground
so I deleted it. Sorry for apparently spamming.
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Once it's been posted
let it go
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)
# That's not what you said
when your dick was trapped in my letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Talk about second class delivery!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Rest assured, I gave it a first class stamp
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# It's what you like
don't pretend otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahaa
Can I have my willy back please?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:51, archived)
# No, I'm still using it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Timing is everything
...and just because something gets no comments, doesn't mean it's not noticed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)
# True.
Although my reply doesn't help prove your point... :)
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Oh dear, this isn't going to end well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Dick & qwerty....


'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha
but this song is in my head now :((
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# It's The End Of The World
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# the subject line alone did the trick! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I had it in my head since last night!
ever since I had the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)
# haha nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I just hope it pisses off now it's out
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:26, archived)
# this version?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WiiXUR3xM
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:15, archived)
# whuuuu?
My world has just imploded????E??E?E?E?E?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:29, archived)
# This isn't working for me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Hello!
Is it Gaddafi you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# his melting face is just so versatile
I bet he's glad that Japan has taken some of the focus away from what he's doing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)
# *expects Gadaffi's face shopped on to Godzilla within the hour*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Also newsworthy:
uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/132275/prince-harry-to-appear-on-top-gear.html
"Royal Being Chased By Paps In A Reasonably Priced Car", anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant sirrah!!!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Why thank you Sah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# arf!

/rp
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Oh my.
Is that fungus the bogeyman?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FLAMING REGIME CHANGES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:27, archived)
# FUCK!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Wow!
That's incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha. Very good.
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is it Muammar looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
I was trying for ages to come up with a subject line.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
# top shop
:)
(randomscally, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:34, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha... I just realsied
I thought it was Vincent Price at first...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Beautiful!
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# A genuine lol type situation
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:52, archived)
# gah..still not got round to watching that film
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:56, archived)
# they all go to london
Ross gets married and you are left with an empty feeling deep in the darkest recesses of your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)
# the darkest recesses you say...
b3ta.com/board/10359343
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)
# A cunt covering a cunt
interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# spoilers you cunt :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)
# I won't mention Rachel and Joey getting together in Hawaii then
and Bing walking in on Ross and Pheobe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# didn't Rachel, Monica and Phoebe get it together in ever single episode?
or is that just my major wank fantasy of the 90s playing tricks with my memory?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# *searches google*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)
# *searches underpants*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# A wild todger appears
it is super effective
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)
# stroke todger
     I don't understand "stroke"
 bash todger
     I don't understand "bash"
 punish todger
     I don't understand "punish"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:43, archived)
# they've indexed my wank fantasies now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I think I am still in love with Jennifer Aniston
even after 15 years or so

What's the cure?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:56, archived)
# The Cure are an English rock band formed in Crawley, West Sussex in 1976.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
# ah I see
damn - I hope there won't be a test on this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)
# 1976 surely not
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)
# yup
their first album Killing An Arab was released in '79
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)
# thank you for reminding me of my middle age
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# tell me about it :D + :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# The was the first single
It wasn't included on the UK release of first album Three Imaginary Boys.

edit/wikiknowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)
# oooh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# It's a great song though
I might listen to it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
# FUCK!
there's BOUND to be a test now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Watch any of her films.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
GPWM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# haha she has great boobs though...there's always a pay off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)
# ^ - I have seen some of her films
I wasn't paying attention to any of the dialog, story, plot, character development or anything like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)
# pinchy pinch
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# they need adjusting
let me do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Great Bobblers...
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:19, archived)
# she needs to brush her hair
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
# What hair?
looks up slightly... Oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# splendid.
she has, to my knowledge, never got them out on screen.

unfortunatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:30, archived)
# the evil Peanut Smuggler strikes again
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Office Space was good though!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Yup.
"... could set the building on fire"
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Cover her boobies
and not in spluff!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Constant exposure to Friends repeats on E4
leaves me in much the same situation. She has lovely hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, archived)
# say what you like about Fred West, but he could lay a fantastic patio
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Kike :O
Anti-Semitism
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:07, archived)
# There is good in all of us.
I bet he got his mum flowers too. Bless 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't fucking panic you heap of shit!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Get down and give me infinity! Woo


This is my sausage.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My sausage is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My sausage without me is useless. Without my sausage, I am useless.

I must fire my sausage true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My sausage and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,

the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My sausage is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my sausage clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My sausage and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:52, archived)
# cool story bro
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Something something 4chan something.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# can fuck something right something off something
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
#
the noise of our bursts wursts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Your pic - what a fucking sausage-fest
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I called mine Julia...
(Wespel fried french., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Took me ages ....
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)
# bwaaaaaap!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:44, archived)
# O HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Mickey J really went too far with the nose jobs didn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha
F'cking hell! I nearly spat milkshake all over the place then!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# by 'spat' you mean 'ejaculated' don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Shhh I don't want all them boys up in my yard again!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Dirty fucking Pikeys
with the grabbing and big fat weddings
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant. :)
(randomscally, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:35, archived)
#
I thought Phil Lynott was on heroin, not coke ;)
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)

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