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[challenge entry] Sorry!
(stevenevermind, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I used to really like the theme tune to "Sorry".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)
# O_o Just been watching Akira
the charity single is lining up to be amazing

1, Queen - we will rock you
2, Status Quo - rocking all over the world
3, Shaking stevens - this old house
4 Beach boys - Everybody's going surfing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# ...
Jerry Lee Lewis - Whole lot of Shaking
Manics - Tsunami
Martika - I Feel the Earth Move
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Ultravox - Dancing with tears in my eyes
*meltsdown*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Soft Cell - Say Herro, Wave Goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Everything's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me ...
oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Blondie - The tide is high
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I prefer Atomic Kitten's version.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# ^ this
Liz McClarnon - I so WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Ha! Knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)
# On to new business..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4COLV6CleU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# 31 PAGES LONG!
Now that is long!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# *goes off to buy highlighters*
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Are you welsh?
welsh doing you hair tonight then
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# *lays little pedro across screen*
WOW! 7 units long
/gloat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Cool
I'm browsing b3ta on an iPhone too
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Me too! *hits Ctrl minus several times* :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# :D
Sorry about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
#
Should just clarify - that 'me too' was in response to PedroHin not Michael Ellis :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Epic knobage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# It was tempting to use question seventeen
this way
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Post width could still take two more for my screen
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Not a typhoon. A tsunami.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# The Japanese olympic rowing team have just arrived in dover
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Typhoo-n?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I'm rubbish with the concept of time.
I never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Anyone else struggling to understand their questionnaire?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# They have a guide to help you fill the form in
you can find a copy here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Noncensusical!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I've not got mine yet...
Is it true it's 31 pages long?

31 Pages!?!?!? ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)
# It is indeed 31 pages long!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Oh, flaming hell...
I suppose I'll have to put 'Jedi' or 'Satanist' for the religion question, just to get some sense of 'sticking it to the man' out of the whole damn thing.

*grumble grumble....*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# "Cock Worshipper" might be a good one to write
Er, not directed at you, I hasten to add ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)
# *gets on knees*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:42, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Ooh, now you're talking
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Well, that might be a bit tricky...
pretty much a single entendre, there :)
Right - Ich gehe ins Kino for Saturday afternoon SciFi time, Byeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I'd certainly like to see you try :D
Happy SciFi!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I can't find the link now, but, don't
The best way to 'stick it to the man' is to tick No Religion if you're not religious
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Yep, I recall that (rather well-thought out) page as well.
Duly noted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
#
Surname: Graffin
Forenames: Gregory Walter
Religion: Bad
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I went Satanist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I like how they
wait until question 19 to ask that. Shouldn't it be question 1? Might save some time.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Alternatively...

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Well observed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I worked for the cencus project back in 2001...
OCR was quite good, but it could only recognise words it was expecting, so i spent three months typing in "jedi" because the systems wouldnt recognise the word.
First 4 weeks was great we just ignored it when it was flagged up, then some git decided to pay for the information on how many Jedi's there where, considering it was for gathering information it was very "relaxed" in it's data collection...
I had to sign the offical secrets act to work there, so i'm probably going to jail now for talking about it.... Was strange to see FORMS guarded by MI5 agents with machine guns though...

/reminicent waffle off
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I am using my alter ego to fill mine in.
Helmut Von Bellchowder III, an Austrian aristocrat from the 17th century.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# nahhh your not jail
if you was at the one in widnes, you probably know a few people that binned or stole the funny forms that computer couldnt ocr.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I'd have been tempted to enter "cnut", or "cock", in place of "jedi".
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
# How well can you speak English? "Not at all"
How can they understand the question to be able to give that answer?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# The census is printed in a number of different languages
But always asks how well you can speak English.

2011.census.gov.uk/Partners/Community-support/translation-booklets
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# You could be mute
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:18, archived)
# *implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Too soon?
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Reuters?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# BBC
They are really into this shit, plus they believe that Hitler, Shipman and the Queen are real too. Fools.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
# what's japanese for tsunami?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# You might be joking, I thought tsunami was a japanese word. but here it is in japanese...
津波
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# :)
ORIGIN late 19th cent.: from Japanese, from tsu ‘harbor’ + nami ‘wave.’
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# That was seriously...
a double page headline in todays Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# "Godzilla" was in the top 10 trending topics on Twitter all yesterday
Mainly from people going "I can't believe 'Godzilla' is trending, you insensitive clods!"
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:27, archived)
# You don't even need to fill it up with gas
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I suspect sprouts have something to do with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and silly
Apologies if it's bindun...

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# RED-EX?
Yeah, it's BINDONE loads of times

EDIT: Fixed now... I don't have a clue what it's about though?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Yeah well...
... mebbe I shouldn't type with my head!
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# It's called Peep Show
... basically lots of headshots of these two shouting at each other with uncomfortable comedy moments thrown in ... looky here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peep_Show_(TV_series)
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# So it's a bit like The One Show?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Bindun? Yeh, there were at least 10 of these yesterday, you unoriginal cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Kapow!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# He should be gassed
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# It's the only language they understand...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# lol
I know everyone loves it but I just pisses me off. I'm just sick of how wishy washy men are portrayed by the media. It's even worse when it's done by themselves.

*fucks off to saw some wood*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Is that what we're calling it now?
Why not just say 'off for a wank'?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# shaking hands with the unemployed
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# how would his narration go, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:57, archived)
# I spent far longer than is healthy today doing this to pictures of Eric Clapton
Admittedly it doesn't look like I took very long over it...



(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I have the same problem.
... sometimes, anyway.

(Ho ho, a quick burst of unoriginality... keep yer pecker up.)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
#


I need to find somewhere other than imageshack it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# ^ How many pubes!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Pfffft
Although, your magenta matching algorithm seems to be off a little, also your pube to bollock ratio needs some work.

/proudmemberofthecdcelitistmembersclub
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# In that case, I shouldn't put this here...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Magnificent!
I hope the chairman doesn't see this remark
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
# You spent time wanking to Eric Clap?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# slow hand
job?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taurus k kowalski wine, boredom, weakness..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# ouch!
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Surf n' CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# DINOSAUR CLAW!
...oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6W4hv47D1E
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I was waiting for the lyrics...
But the unusual band name and song title sufficed
(I helped save b3ta! taurus k kowalski wine, boredom, weakness..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)
# oof!
Nicely, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# nicely done
though Hokusai's wave was tidal not tsunamic. You probably knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# that's a really crap cdc
you should be ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
# ...and that's all i can see when I look at it now.
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! taurus k kowalski wine, boredom, weakness..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:42, archived)
# The rising water!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Splosh
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Japanese Velociraptors, unite!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Mustafa Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
#
has the reactor given in? :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Hard to tell,
The Japanese government have a history of downplaying any nuclear situations in the country, for obvious reasons...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Mothra?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
#
You know you've played Borderlands too much when you read Mothra and think "Fuck Mothrakk"
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# from the BBC site
Walt Patterson, of the London research institute Chatham House, said "this is starting to look a lot like Chernobyl".
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)
# This really isn't very nice for Japan.
*something about Alphaville*

Can anyone recommend a decent Youtube to Mp3 converter that won't rape me and tell me to say thank you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
#
listentoyoutube.com appears to do just that. With only mild rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# gifsoup
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)
# What?
I meant www.gifsoup.com it quite good and free for small animations.

* They also have a 'Sexy' area, which is quite good for Wanking research...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
#
mpg mp3 :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# RIS
mp3 gif :|
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
# ;-)
Just messing with you - I thought you were taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
# ^
What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
# spludge
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Man!
That cat has hoooj lips!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# If you're on Mac OS, the one that always comes up on searches is Wondershare.
However, far better in my opinion and worth a look is something called MPEG Streamclip. Grab your .flv's out of Safari by double-clicking their entry in the Activity window, then you can batch-process whole directories worth through Streamclip and set an output preference for them all - either audio-only .mp4, then get iTunes to do the final stage, or put them straight to .mp3. I haven't done enough to be able to judge which gives better results. Windows on the other hand is something of a strange beast to me I'm afraid :)
 
tfl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:02, archived)
#
Should also say, the main advntage with this program is that you don't have to pay for it! Wondershare truncates your .mp3 files to 3 minutes unless you buy the full version for about £40, but Streamclip has no such limitations.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Is it a converter for the files once you've got them?
Aimersoft Total Media converter fits the bill pretty well. Pretty much all output formats supports. Available from all good Pirate Bays reputable software-mongers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I used this a few weeks ago
worked like a breeze with fast download

www.video2mp3.net

no sign ups, just cut/paste youtube URL and download mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# PLUS: Loads of pop up adverts!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Realplayer
Is free and will allow you to download most FLV's on youtube, then convert them to the format you want.

Do-able and a damn sight better than the online conversion websites I used to use
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
#
aTube Catcher is pretty good for downloading most things and spitting out any format you need... it's Freeware too!
(Mr Jay, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 2:10, archived)
# He's going to need a bigger boat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
#


Click for bigger (390 kb)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)
# silly rabbit! dix are(n't) for kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:07, archived)
# click for animated
animations are ok up to 400k
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I have to see the source!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:05, archived)
# there are lessons to be learned here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# FUCK!!!!!!!.......I mean pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Are Status Quo supporting?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)
# cdc Saturday
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10360786
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:39, archived)
# well, that's one way to get rid of those unsightly gusset stains
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Doorstep challange adverts will never be the same!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:48, archived)
# ^ Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# you shouldnt have posted this on here
cause i will spend the next few hours watching it
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# am it smug Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)
# he won't be so smug when he ends up in a neck brace
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Haha
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:39, archived)
# FFS, how long did it take you to find that many pix of him?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Good grief!
Kill it with flaming piss hammers, then nuke it from orbit!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# salutations and admirations
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] when he's not being merciless...


Chicken Bhuna Size Here
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:23, archived)
# propane
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:26, archived)
# good night was it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:27, archived)
# still can't see it
the problem is that my fucked-up innards go from slightly tipsy to utterly shitfaced in the space of one drink. my clothes weren't in a trail from the hall to the bedroom, so i can't have been that bad.
also, i've had a shower and just found a minty chocolate biscuit bar in my handbag!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Bonus biscuits are always good
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# yes they are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:33, archived)
# That is a thing of beauty.
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)
# thanks!
it was more difficult to mimic his style than I first thought.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Yup.
...
Yup.
(xaer0mancer, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:03, archived)
# this awesome
and now desktopeded
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:46, archived)
# This made me laugh while I was making it...
* Is that normal?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
I hear cockball will be in the Olympics next year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:15, archived)
# finally!
a sport i'd actually be good at!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)
# clicky clicky
to the flinging dick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha
yes it is normal:D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Phew.. That's a relief!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
cock tossing!
(Jazzspasm, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
rendered fat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Thought the beeb news was a bit depressing today so I decided to make it a bit more fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# your kitten-related treacle is not helping my queasy guts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:43, archived)
# *bangs pans around*
HOW IS THE HANGOVER?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:44, archived)
# bad.
bad bad bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)
# What about a nice greasy donor kebab served up in a dirty ashtray?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# *boke*
time for a shower, that might help.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:54, archived)
# In chip fat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:55, archived)
# must.....not.......vom.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Beef dripping smoothie anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 10:57, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Christ, we had someone on the boat today talking like that to the dolphins.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Why was he calling them kittens?
and stop calling me Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Have some dolphins.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:17, archived)
# no sir, i don't like 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Sorry I'm staying off dolphins
until they do something about catching tuna in the dolphin nets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# You drive a dolphin-watching boat? Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)

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