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# Black pudding or white pudding?


Thanks to rusty_fish_fork for taking the photographs.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# this makes me feel queasy
but I can't help watching it :S
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I have slowed it down slightly for you.
It took 44 minutes to make, so please be gentle.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Faster Faster Faster!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I have closed image-ready now - sorry.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# it's well done
just makes my head feel fuzzy
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Chevron, you say?
Why the devil not, eh?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# like Jordan's amateur porn..
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# You had to go and spoil things,
didn't you?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Also,
link.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# myfreepaysite.com have a copy
^Link contains hardcore porn for free, NSFW
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# What?
You pay for porn?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# hell no I normally just use spankwire
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Oh god I forgot that
and now I can see it again *bolks*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Don't look at this too long after a few
Bangers...Man it's trippy.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Isn't that you ?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Yes, that is me.
Photography by someone from here who cannot remember his user name.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Racist
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Yes I am.
Egg and spoon is, frankly, shit when compared to sack.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Very very nice :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Right answer!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
# How long until someone has you falling into goatse
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# 5
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# 4
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# 3
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# 2
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# 1
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# ZERO!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's one I did earlier.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usBy trashninja at 2011-03-16
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Why is this Olympics
Bit late Mr Ninja but it's a lully pic
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:42, archived)
#
Fanks. Comp is still open and well, better late than never.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# :O
why the hell is that still on
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Itit's normally open for a little while after for late entries isn't it?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I need to pay more attention
I thought once the new one started the old one closed
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Ahhh... Your such a cute young noob....


(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
# has it always stayed open for a day or so after a new challenge?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I have heard you mum does...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# why do our conversations always end up with anal sex
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
#
conversations business meetings
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# speaking of which
catch you all later
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
# o/
Speaking of anal sex?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Sometimes they forget
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
#
Re-runs?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# That centurion is a bit porky!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# by your command...
double egg and chips
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# aaaAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# ^ Paul_P?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# ^ Wobbly B
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I watched that lily allen thing last night.
Quite fancied her sister
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I still would with lily
as long as she didn't speak
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# - or breathed...
- and wore two bags on her head
- just in case one blew off
- and shaved her nipples
- and didn't fart too much
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# as long as the nipple hair is soft I don't mind so much
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# o hai :)

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# In r harts
touching r inner child
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Alas, ironic, I knew him well
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# ^ Stretched Ash?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] changed slightly for the compo :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
teh fook?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# No Hands grew up to be ceiling cat?!??
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Aha! So THAT'S what happened!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Weeeeeeee
and woo
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Weeee
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, excellent work
My logo suggestion for the online games?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Nice work!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Woo and
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Is this what they mean by the paralympics?
All events must be performed after jumping out of a plane.

100m will be as dull as ever, but the discus and fencing should have some interesting results.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:27, archived)
# "You're one ugly motherfucker!"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
get to da choppaaah!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Everybody sing along
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Excellence has been restored!!
Hahahahahahaha *Click*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# ^ this is wonderful
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Oh you're too kind, it's not really
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
# It was the cause of Arf-age.
And that's enough for me :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# LENNOX HUNGRY
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Is this an Alt Compo now?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# You Won't Be an Orphan for Long.........
: D
woo
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
that's a cracker
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Aceness
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliance
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this I think it should win
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I've seen this before
*edit

Why in frame 5 is his torso just floating there?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Tiger
blood
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# kind of tired now
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# How is this Olympics?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Perhaps it's the 'special' olympics...
/overly harsh blog
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Synchronised
swimming?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Why did Hulk Hogan cross the road?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# To kick the shit out of the chicken?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Because he was nailed to the pigeon?
nailed to nailing
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)
# What pigeon?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Would Pigeon
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Thankyou for clearing that up
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# No problem...
Is there anything else you need help with?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# another existencialist chicken.
I hate these emos.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# humanitarian tragedy lol
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Even if there was no loss of life
this would still be utter shite.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] bless him, he thinks he's winning


he doesn't know the other runners finished hours ago!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Hehe I love that little guy!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# glees
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Is he dead yet?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Patrick Moore's died?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)
#
let's hope so
No.... Tell me it isn't true!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# sadly it's true
^Lie
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# You Wanker,
I knew it would'nt be long before you pipped up!
lol
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Im not a Shehe, I'm just a He
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Wish I knew that before the act
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# HeHe
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Some fantastic random quotes there
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# in R harts
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Too soon...
He is 88 and not out!

EDIT: ^ Cricket lols
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# it's always waiting
and watching...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# It was his 88th Birthday on the 4th March

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
# When he does finally shuffle off this mortal coil, Moore's disembodied head will be cybernetically enhanced,
brought back to life and then hoisted atop a disused oil rig, there to cast judgement upon 12-year-olds.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)
# and issue golden joysticks to those deemed worthy
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Or he'll just float in space
crushing children

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# For surprise attacks
from beyond space!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# He can't be that far off
shirley?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# No his resting...
* If he wasn't nailed to the floor, he would be off. Voom!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)
# That fat kid probably is
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# He has the key to immortality..
As many fucking big telescopes as you can fit in your garden!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# happy!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
# You're going to Hull..
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# one way ticket please!
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# He's fast...sort of.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# haha
he must have lost all that weight by now!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Hubba Hubba Hubba !
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Didn't that
turn out to be a girl?
(, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
# two wrongs
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# you're 'avin' a giraffe mate
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Those guys are REALLY excited about that wall
*click*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Worst. Pointing. Ever.
:D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# I feel sorry for the guy on the bottom,
If he sniffs up at the wrong point..... *shudder*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Oh, is that what they are doing?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# WTF !
hahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Those guys must have a serious concrete fetish
To maintain such rigidity.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Wa-Hey!
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*
:D:D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)
# well, i suppose it is an attractive wall.,
hmm, kids due back. time to go...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Wanktastic

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I got arrested for that :(
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Up periscope! :D
Worst of all the Howerd films
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
# The odds are stacked against them !
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# very very wrong
but also very right!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# My Wrongs #8245–8249 & 117
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I always walk my dog with the lead around my neck!
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# ^ love this
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The Modem Pentathlon............
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)
# He looks like a bee... :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Aww \o/
iPod shuffle?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I NEED YOUR URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL ASSISTANCE
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Can I send a cheque
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
# oh yes
please make it out to the Currency And Securities Handlers, but that will not fit on your cheque, so just use the initials
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I'm eligible for a 468.50 GBP refund
all I have to do is click here I'm excited - I need a bit of cash
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# we have received your clicking and are processing your refund right now...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# What did you do with the money I sent?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)
# oh it is being processed right now
but you need to send another $250 to release the banking lock that has been applied to it
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Will do.
I've also told all my friends to do the same.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Because somebody kept going on about it (Waspy, I think)...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:59, archived)
# hooray
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)
# YES!! :D :D
Finally, one I'll be able to think of something for!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Hey! It's not fair to win already! :p
Lookin forward to this one.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# i shall look forward to this
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Excellente
But that means I actually have to draw something!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I beg to differ.
:D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Most tramps beg for money
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I like differ.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I keep missing the draw offs. When is it?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Wednesdays 13:45 GMT
is the place to be.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
# A st Paddy's day tramp?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Racist
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Just been looking at a deck of Tarot cards


Inspired by the pics below
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Can you imagine if two dudes did that? would that be even worse?
Let's type it in and see what comes up.

*edit......

oh and....
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
# 1 guy 1 cup is pretty bad
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get this over ...

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I was thinking of something similar
and ew
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# *awards bronze*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# :)
"I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys."
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# "i am the night rider"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# It's just chocolate ice cream....
Granted its two days after she ate it.... but wheres the harm?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# eeeeewww
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# :D...Stewie rules!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:25, archived)
# i love 404's too.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't bloody think of owt, so I'm off for another brew...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:16, archived)
# haha, you need more inspiring decor in that room?
Nice spillaging sir :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Cheers Q! Also...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# funny you should say that
i've just been "trying" those scratch cards, but only the free ones. would have won £134, but spent £150.
guarantees that i won't be buying the damn things, anyway.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Can you grab me a half & half whilst you're at it?
Darjeeling/Earl Grey, thanks very much.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Of course!
Royal Doulton do you? :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# what? minton not good enough for you?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# That would be perfect, thank you.
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Splendid!
Make mine assam :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# tastes like fish
earl grey ftw
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# or was that lapsang souchong that tastes of smoky fish?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Yeah, laspsang souchong is like fishy charcoal, horrible.
Assam is just nice strong tea.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)
# i always get them mixed up
so i tend to stick to earl grey
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Earl Grey is to flowery for me
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# yeah, none of my mates like it
which is why they always ask for coffee at my house.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# yeah, she can't possibly like the taste
it must be so she can ask for "tea, earl grey, hot!"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# i've got far more hair than him
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# he probably had loads of hair when he started drinking it
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
# i'm not likely to suffer male pattern baldness
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# That's probably what he said
:s
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
# It's true, I'm not
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I like lapsang too :)
You are probably confusing lapsang with this
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# no, definitely lapsang.
nasty stuff.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# What ho Smash!
Fish tea ftw!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# fish custard!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# My god, is it evening already?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# no
i'm on my mum's laptop.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# This congers up all the wrong images for this time of day?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# ha ha, excellent!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I know what you feel like

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahah! Lifting a mug of tea is all the exercise I need :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha
'kin ace :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)
# ...me too...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Oh yes, that's so good
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Gold medal for the most ubiquitous meme goes to Glasscock
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)
# and you found this were?
On the interntz, you say...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:58, archived)
# wot iz intehnex?!?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)
# It's like an encyclopedia but with more porn.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:11, archived)
# when I was 9 I got given the Pears Junior Encyclopadia for Xmas
It had a chapter on 'The Women's Movement'

I was disappointed
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:18, archived)
# It was about
the toilet activites of females.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# with cups
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# You need to get out more
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Glasscock!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] kerching
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:21, archived)
# oh hai beau bo d'or
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# who? me?
*looks over shoulders*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
# The IOC, just like FIFA
are nothing but a bunch of scheming cunts.
(And yes, it's an opinion I've held well before any of the bribery scandals).
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:24, archived)
# i'm going to form a quango to oversee all of these sporting bodies.

*invoices*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I shall be the ombudsman who checks you're doing that right
*invoices*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)
# not so fast young fella-me-lad
the role of quango ombudsman must be put out to tender first, and as head of the committee overseeing the tendering process I'll need a little sweetener before I can authorise your position

oh, and *invoices*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:52, archived)
# A sweetener you say?
*Tenders sugartits*



*invoices Mel Gibson*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)
# mmm...sugartits
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Well I don't like the olympics anyway.
They don't allow amateurs anymore though I'm sure that's originally an allowance for those higher in class structure now to be an amateur would make things more entertaining. I can't be arsed seeing a woman sing poorly, I want some sustained injuries.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I like the olympics
I'm glad it's coming to London and I shall be purchasing tickets for a number of obscure events*

*mostly beach volleyball
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# i can see the headlines already.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# It's OK
The sand will soak it up
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)
# pffft
nerd lols
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
WOO! this is excellent.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:21, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I think I get this...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I think I get this. I like it.
/serve
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:25, archived)
# B3ta often mirrors my day, frighteningly.
I was just pinging Google.com to see what's what with my interweb-tube-velocity-packet-injection-rate. It's slow.



Similarly with the banana-fied weightlifters of a while back. I was doing that then too.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:35, archived)
# 74.125.230.116? or 115?
Or am I confused?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Round-robin DNS.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Not to be confused with Scousers
who would be round robbin' the DSS.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# watch it, mate
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:12, archived)
# yeah Smash I'll be around to do you in
and rob your house :P
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# you already nicked my top spot
what more do you want?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# but I can't keep up the pace
I'm a sprinter not a marathon runner :P
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha... ninja'd
me and my thick fingers!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:04, archived)
# haha
have a nerdy Woo and a geeky Yay
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:56, archived)
# heheh
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Pong
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I made an anigif from it ....Excorcism Snow White....notting better to do, so;
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I don't understand this?
* I was expecting ping-pong balls?

EDIT: Also, is anyone else having problems seeing b3ta hosted images?

/borked/b3ta/blog
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:51, archived)
#
Works for me.

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Yeah, the red cross have taken over!
I can't upload through B3ta at all myself. Using B3tards now, much better! :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I just had a look at that, I had forgotten that I had an accout...
No wonder I had forgotten this old one from the i? challenge.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Yeah, they're coming and going
like my urge to kill
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:04, archived)
# So your urge to kill sometimes goes?
Woo

Also NING WB!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:14, archived)
# NING WB!
It waxes and wanes like some homicidal moon-bastard.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I can only see good pics on b3tas hosting
;)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:11, archived)
# The board's very patchy for me today
I may have to, y'know, work instead
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:19, archived)
# It can't be THAT bad surely?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Evidently not
:)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# 'lo Em!
Nice sig! :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Hello!
And thanks - been going through your notes with eds this weekend :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:35, archived)
# cool - remember...
thems just my opinions so can be disregarded at will.

See you at the next meeting. btw - I read World War Z - LOVED IT! was gutted it ended.

Right off to ikea - blurgh!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Good luck, soldier
I went to Ikea once...never again
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:52, archived)
# It looks to be back up...
and I think the birthday girl looks better on the dark background?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Nice work
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Ooo Thanks
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# In the mean time...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# shima?..I dont get it
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Shima must be Japanese for 'America'
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)
# It means 'island'
(sorry, it's one of the very few Japanese words I know...)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)
# rubbery frank yoo
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:23, archived)
# q4nobody
said it meant mother.

i'm coming to not trust everything i read on the interwebs.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Hiroshima means 'five islands'
on account of the five islands at the mough of the river.
Meh.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:23, archived)
# five islands!
that nuclear mutation for you.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:57, archived)
# It's the place where the nuclear reactor is.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:25, archived)
# aaah :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:29, archived)
# yes
Fukushima...what's in a name...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:36, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Best of all the English-language Japanese broadsheets.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Suitable precautions for reading the Daily Mail, too.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)

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