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For the record it is 'shopped - I removed my username and used save for web to make it smaller. Lame I know, does it count ? :-)
Toof hurty?Damn, wrong pun.
Not that I really believe anyone actually cares, but 1 day 18 hours (22 Mar, 201116:38:10 GMT).
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Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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Not that I really believe anyone actually cares, but 1 day 18 hours (22 Mar, 201116:38:10 GMT).
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM!?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:01,
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but i don't want to do him when he looks like this! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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why must you piss on my horn again, mu? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:38,
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Give me a reason to post the "good" version then ;)
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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( . )( . ) Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:40,
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umm....i'll be right back....
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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are you always going to link to that kitten looking at my tits? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:50,
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urgh, look at its horrible moist lips.*retches*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:27,
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"Now, you do plan to have, like, Dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"Brilliant film, sequels not worth defecating on...
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Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:14,
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i'd give him a tour all right Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:16,
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Brilliant first book, okay first filmI do feel that they missed the whole "Hammond is a complete cunt and gets his come-uppance" point of the book, though.
I was having a discussion with someone the other night who INSISTS that Malcolm is in the second book. I have no idea what I've done with my copies, and it's been so long since I read them I can't remember either way, but I was sure that he died in the lodge in the first book, out of his head on painkillers for his leg and talking about paradigm shifts ... not stated explicitly (the chapter ends at that point), but when they get to the helicopters at the end, just before the military bombardment of the island, I seem to remember Grant or Sattler asking whether Malcolm made it, to be told no. Any ideas, anyone?
tfl;dr
(I was having a discussion with someone the other night who INSISTS that Malcolm is in the second book. I have no idea what I've done with my copies, and it's been so long since I read them I can't remember either way, but I was sure that he died in the lodge in the first book, out of his head on painkillers for his leg and talking about paradigm shifts ... not stated explicitly (the chapter ends at that point), but when they get to the helicopters at the end, just before the military bombardment of the island, I seem to remember Grant or Sattler asking whether Malcolm made it, to be told no. Any ideas, anyone?
tfl;dr
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:25,
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I am touching myself
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:17,
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can i touch you too? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:21,
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0_0*joins the touching*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:37,
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of course, but your arm must be about 4,000 KM long PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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*engages perv-telekinesis* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:53,
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watched a good film last nightby m. night shyamalamadingdong
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:34,
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i hate you all Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:40,
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The 'rebels' must be sending truck loads of cigarettes to try and top him off...(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:04,
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arf"No, it has to be a tent. This tent, here, in your car park. Look, just come in to the tent. LOOK DO YOU WANT THIS FUCKING OIL OR NOT?"
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:51,
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I can't be the only person who thinks this
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:34,
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Stewie hates the groin seagull.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:42,
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this is the first i've ever heard of the groin seagullbut it amuses me no end
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:44,
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^thisWell they do follow trawlers...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:17,
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Works for Morph!
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:45,
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Hahaha......I once went out with a lady,
On getting back to my flat, and getting friendly on the sofa,
I was delighted to find see was wearing stockings and suspenders and not tights,
2 weeks later into the relationship she said that her psoriasis had flared up, "What's psoriasis?" I asked,
"Dead skin on my knees and elbows she said, I had it on our first date" she said "That's why I wore stockings, so that you wouldn't see it on my knees" she said.
"Oh" I said "How did you know that I wouldn't take them off?" I asked,
She just looked me straight in the eyes and replied "Because you're a man"
What could I say.....
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Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:48,
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On getting back to my flat, and getting friendly on the sofa,
I was delighted to find see was wearing stockings and suspenders and not tights,
2 weeks later into the relationship she said that her psoriasis had flared up, "What's psoriasis?" I asked,
"Dead skin on my knees and elbows she said, I had it on our first date" she said "That's why I wore stockings, so that you wouldn't see it on my knees" she said.
"Oh" I said "How did you know that I wouldn't take them off?" I asked,
She just looked me straight in the eyes and replied "Because you're a man"
What could I say.....
that's bloody stupidi used to wear stockings, my ex LOVED taking them off me!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:02,
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I was once chatting to one of my mates and asked him......"Do you like stockings and suspenders?"
"No" he said "I'm a socks and pants man myself"....!!!
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Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:06,
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"No" he said "I'm a socks and pants man myself"....!!!
I love a woman in Socks and Pantz* Thinks...
* I'll be back in a second guys...
(* I'll be back in a second guys...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:10,
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arf!i only wore them because i detest socks and tights make me feel like i've got puppet legs
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:11,
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I'd love to animate the mental image I have of that in my head right now....!!
Comes back....* Thinks some more...
* Sorry, forgive me for a minute...
(* Sorry, forgive me for a minute...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:18,
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:Dcan't wait that long, i'm half pissed now!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:32,
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i'm trying, i'm trying!but i haven't much wine left :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:02,
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That, good siris a story well worth regurgitating and shoehorning into the next borderline relevant Story of the Week. Trufax.
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Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:39,
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I bet you can see it though, Invisible Man
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:02,
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Dum de dum...
May as well knock something up :p
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:47,
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beware the Judderman, my dearwhen the moon is fat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:49,
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NEGOTIATE THE FORBIDDEN FOREST, WOMAN!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:15,
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Kermode Reviewed...... 'your brothers movie' this week. He said a couple of less that flattering things about it but that he enjoyed it.
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:23,
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Speaking of which BarryHW, did you get an invite to the Premier then?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:27,
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couldn't goon account of v new baby.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:47,
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grats on the new baba :)Mine's just turned 4, the time flies by...mainly because for 95% of the time your eyes will be bloodshot :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:10,
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It doesn't pretend to be oscar materialFinally watched the whole thing yesterday. deffo a few aspects of it that can be improved but pretty good for a first movie!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:49,
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I'm impressed...by anyone managing to get a script made so congrats to the fellow.
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:01,
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Shadow rapists....2nd worst only to the celebrity ones :D
EDIT: Shadow-Rapists are also a Priest class in World of Warcraft :D
(EDIT: Shadow-Rapists are also a Priest class in World of Warcraft :D
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:25,
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celebrity shadow rapistsworse than terrorists
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:29,
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Christ, we're in Gaddafi territory here Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:34,
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pass me that hallucinogenic coffee, would you? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:35,
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*serves up a brew*Got a cheap load of imported pre-irradiated saki here, no polonium required :p
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:46,
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mmmmmm, sakithink i may have to pop over the shop for a bottle of wine
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:53,
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would you like it served with a side of mushrooms? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:57,
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those things give me paranoia and gut acheand the strange feeling that my mate's budgie has got it in for me.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:04,
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evenin
(edit) I have the worst hangover ever...damn you Old Peculiar!!
Is that dog...Stare dog?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:38,
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today my brain has been replaced with alcohol spidersthey tell me what to do!
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Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:48,
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we're on the road to nowhere... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:45,
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it's a ghost car!there are a lot of them on these highways
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:50,
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was discussing just this last nightI used to do 2 nights drinking to one days hangover and now it's the other way around! :(
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Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:57,
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^this in fucking spades Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:59,
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I have nothing to say particularly, I just thought I should post as it's my 9th birthday,
9 fucking years...
[edit] I miss Baz.
new_matt,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:27,
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yeahbut i'm very advanced. i can tie my own laces and everything.
( new_matt,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:29,
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Shit.You just made me check and realise I've been here for 7 years.
I don't think I've done anything for seven years before.
(I don't think I've done anything for seven years before.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:29,
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6 and a half herealso Spang.
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:30,
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fuck, you make me feel young!also, CANDLES!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:30,
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Your PC sounds as shit as mine from what you say.....Hows b3ta loading for you at the moment?
I'm having real problems with the board loading, and am trying to figure out if its my shit PC or something else....
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Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:35,
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I'm having real problems with the board loading, and am trying to figure out if its my shit PC or something else....
b3ta is about the only thing that IS loadingeverything else is just taking the piss.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:44,
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i leave everything like thatto the mate who actually gave me the computer, since i know fuck all about the damn things.
did try to reinstall once, didn't seem to make a difference. my local disc has no space, despit me having deleted everything and neither of us being able to figure out where all the disc space is being used.
(did try to reinstall once, didn't seem to make a difference. my local disc has no space, despit me having deleted everything and neither of us being able to figure out where all the disc space is being used.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:49,
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If I lived closer I would offer .......If you're friend can't do it, most pc shops will do a format and reinstall for about £30 if funds allow.....
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Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:57,
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i'll have to wait till after the weddinghopefully, i can get it sorted then.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:59,
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You old fart.Happy birthday!
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:44,
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stick it up your arse/baz
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:45,
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probablybut then, everything has.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:00,
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my bottom...hasn't
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:25,
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How much Norris would a Chuck Norris chuck etc, Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:39,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Internet Olympics"){kind=small}
you won bronze!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:41,
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the 100m skidmark Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:52,
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Ahhso it WAS you behind the shower curtain with a tape measure..
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:53,
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maybe...... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:59,
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In fairness I knew it all alongthe fact that it is completely see through should have given it away.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:07,
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damn!i knew i shouldn't have tried to hide behind the towel rail!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:11,
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The smelly olympics!I don't want to know what gold is.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:59,
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lay off the sweetcorn, then Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:01,
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Stupid questionBut did Uncle Peter die?
Charlie Chuck, Vic and Bob's Uncle Peter?
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Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:07,
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Charlie Chuck, Vic and Bob's Uncle Peter?
yepmy uncle peter, 8.00 this morning.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:11,
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we knew it was cominghe'd been suffering for quite a long time. second husband my aunt has lost to cancer.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:20,
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pfffi'm more of a pecan danish fan myself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:02,
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Is it bronze because you're down to 3rd place on the stats board...!
arf!never thought of that!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:30,
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^ Tony the turd snail?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:40,
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if you like Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:44,
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But where should I put him?(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:04,
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hanging off one of those wooden posty things? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:11,
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I bet you say that to all the blokes... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:37,
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This...made me giggle far more than it should....bravo!
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:00,
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YEShe is a total cunt, i'm glad other people think it too! he's especially cunty when he begins yapping on about football "chealsea blah blah blah"
CUNT.
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Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:43,
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CUNT.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:38,
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Love it.Love everything.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:19,
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Your cartoons are among the things on here that I enjoy most, Scrambled Edd mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:48,
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I can't beleive people thought something bad would happen..
FIEND,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:06,
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hahahaha :)meh moon was more like it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:17,
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That's nOH MY GOD AAAAAARGHHHHH
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:19,
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My mate lost his car keys, earlier.No way was that coincidence.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:22,
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Orbulus, look!It's Luna-con!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:04,
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Do-Dooh-do-doo!
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:10,
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I can't take that name srly either.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:03,
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Ha ha ha... You loon!PS: Noon Andy_R, are you related to Paul_P?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:14,
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nope(conspicuous failure to find smething funny to say about this)
( Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:26,
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Not 3 of the smug egotistical pompous bastard Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 14:18,
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Can this little fella join in please?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:28,
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Fetch me my size 12 killing hammer! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:26,
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Hahaha :)I was thinking more Darth Vader, he just can't crush the rebels as he has no moon
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 13:57,
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Alice?Alice?
Who the fuck is Alice?
Also... Noon Paul_Pea
(Who the fuck is Alice?
Also... Noon Paul_Pea
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:30,
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took me a while to see that. Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:26,
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