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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha
i like it
(Sherbs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)
# haha
Nearly all busdrivers are overweight they like to think of it as an emergency airbag.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha.
'ello b3ta it's been a while:)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10400268
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 18:45, archived)
#
apparently being overweight is massively desirable if you are a fireman.
you take longer to cook, y'see.
(Matty73, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)
# science fact
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Mmmm Kate Middleton
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
# kate minnieton
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Kate MiddleTum
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Kate Whogivesafuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
# The one that doesn't dress as a Nazi has...
(Allegedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)
# This was no small feat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I'm a little short on puns today
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)
# But they are usually so majestic?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
# well she'll never be short of cash now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:21, archived)
# easter toap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
# An egg?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
# mini poo egg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:59, archived)
# also
if imchocked doesn't post an easter pope pic today, i'll streak down my street while eating an easter egg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)
# so no change to every other easter then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:20, archived)
# well
last easter i kept me socks on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Well it is easter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:25, archived)
# TOAP
Toes On A Poo?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Tax on a parsnip
The new government tax raising initiative
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:22, archived)
# ohhhhh
ver' gooood
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha...... took me a second there...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# No reason.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Milliband has something of the Tim Roth about him
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:58, archived)
# scarred for life
thanks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Well, to be fair,
Miliband cannot be held responsible for that, he is not in power.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)
# it's all the same to me, i don't live in the uk
but still, them faces, ughhhh.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)
# ^ Wouldn't - Wouldn't - Would (with flaming hammers)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Yet another shitty post
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Is it because of easter, or is it the fine weather...
or is this just the most unpopular compo ever - there are only three pages of entries.
I can't remember a time in the last few years where so few images were entered into the compo.....


ps I only write this here cos I'm rissing on the pic....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# i think its because
we are all secretly fatties and offended by this compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I'm my idea weight
if I was taller
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# i'm gonna keep banging on about it until someone sends me a card
i was 16st 7lbs at xmas. now 14st 12lbs.
i never thought of myself as a fatty though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# well done!
:) i'm trying to loose weight at the moment - i got put on some tablets before xmas that made me put a stone on, so i've been trying to loose it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# in all honesty I'm between 9 and half and 10 stone and 5'7 so I'm not a porker
in fact I'm a hot throbbing chunk of man chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# holy fuck!
i don't think i was that weight when i started secondary school :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# interesting
thanking you for your feed back.

I was the opposite - crappy relationship and bereavements meant I lost too much weight and have spent the last year putting it back on. Seven stone back up to 9 stone - get in!!!!

Then I scrolled down and saw the mcD post so we've just gone out and bought a wopper, chips and coke. Nom nom!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Maccy d's is open today
GET IN, guess where I'm off for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# other burger outlets are available
we went to the king of burgers, not big fan of mcDs

but ubber nom as am still eating it.
*dribbles a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# well, i don't know how you got a whopper at mcdonalds
they always get pissed off with me when i ask for them ;)

in all seriousness though, congrats man!

edit - and you clearly didn't go to burger king either, because "we don't sell coke. is pepsi okay?"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# erm
man woman :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# my most humble apologies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# and contrary to popular belief, I'm not an emo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Sure
Tell that to the magistrate, EMO :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# *steals pic for nefarious deed*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# there's a better one on my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# *investigates further*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# nah, I'm good, thx :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Fucking hell
Being able to scale up a picture doesn't make you clever you know
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# he hee!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# would!
probab.....
nah, definitely would!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# The one of you holding you left moob?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)
# loads here of me
givemeaquid.blogspot.com/ yeah i'm vain :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# what can we do with those?
they've all obviously been 'shopped already ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Of course you're an emo I bet you've tried slashing your wrist with that haircut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I think it's a bit too thin for that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# in between getting emo chicks to strip off on msn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# You say chicks but how can you tell until it all too late and you're already on your vinegar strokes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# who cares
flesh is flesh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# don't start hating on bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# bewbs = gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# As gay as a window.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# or the back door
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Back doors are Bisexual, probably leaning towards gay
Depends on the size of their letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I love this phrase as it makes no sense but perfect sense
Today my son and I decided that Jesus was a zombie who re-animated and that if Jesus was to rise again, it would be the start of the apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Do you think Jesus would be a lumbering zombie or high speed, a la 28 weeks later?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# slow, sam raimi type
defo not a runner - not in those sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Good call about the sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Oh don't get the '28-days later was a virus not zombies' crowd started
I always get them lot telling me that there is a big difference like Zombies are real and compariable with virus infected un-dead humans.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Yeh, that was in the back of my mind as I typed it
But I hoped my "a la" might be the disclaimer I needed to avoid some sweaty fist o'fury keyboard mashing action sent in my direction ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# infection/zombies/pandemic is a bigger problem than worrying if 28 days were zombies in the true sense
So of course I over looked it.

RIGHT I am full of burger and chips so now I'm off to the garden to smoke a big fat doooobie.

laters you lovely people.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Tra!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# As far as I'm concerned if the only thing that can stop them is either a well aimed cricket bat
or a bullet to the head and they are chasing you to eat your brains then they are Zombies... or Jehovah's Witnesses.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# do emos refer to
themselves as emos?
someone from talk had fun with my blogspot pic the other day, for making the fatal error of posting a request there (asked for free music download sites)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I think they do
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# the sun is shining in the pic
yet you are not happy.

therefore you = emo slash goth

:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# it was in my eyes
and there were screaming children
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# too much black not to be an emo
whether you like it or not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# do emos shop at cyberdog?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# You tell us, EmoKing
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# you are so gay for my purple bulldog cheeks in your bum
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I don't think emos "shop"
more a case of falling into a charity shop or stealing their clothes from others*


*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# You Sir, have the hair of a baby....
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# thank you
it gives me my boyish good looks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Did someone mention Man Chicken?

Click for large portion of cock

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# thanks :D
it was too much cake that piled on the pounds for me, (that and injuries) i don't do moderation, so i just stopped eating cake and started excercising again.
i don't know how you would deal with medication causing weight gain
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# It does seem to be quite unpopular. The compos are losing steam.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# It depends on the challenge,
rather than compos in general losing steam, I think.

I think a good contest needs to be specific enough to focus your mind on its subject, but broad enough to be able to approach it from several different angles.

For example, ones about movies usually do well because there are so many movies to apply the more specific rules of the competition to.

However, this one seems too limited in subject (the fat), and the rules (make someone useful) are too vague to really be able to easily grab an angle on.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Quite true.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# right, on each point
it was movies remade with animals that drew me to participating on b3ta.

i think the way the comp's are chosen should be looked at, because there must be some great submissions in there somewhere, we just don't really see them come through
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# ^^that^^
with bells on.

I made a suggestion a while back which /boarders said they liked but it didn't even make the short list.

Scaryduck grrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# so, what was it?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# someone on links found a funny site
that had 19 unusable stock shot pictures and the idea was that you could only use these pics but you could shop them in any way.

Limited in source material but endless in possibilities. I thought it would be a good way to compare the inner workings of b3tans' minds.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)
# That sounds like a fab idea
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Thanks :D I'll try and post it on there again and then PR it next weds morning
Vote for meeeeee! hahahaha

Right this really must be smoked in a horizontal position. It's been a pleasureable hour on here. Thanks guys!

*uses tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)
# ah, yeah, i remember reading that

*doesn't like these new fads, uses hand as usual*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Easter mainly I think
it's pretty quiet across b3ta. Even Facebook seems quiet.

Either that or nobody can think of a Star Wars/Pope related useful fatty pic
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# dunno!
i thought i'd be good, but i was wrong. I'm not really inspired to do anything for it.
i think /talk may have the answer to your question though ;)
b3ta.com/talk/7171767
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# There is a lot of truth in that thread. People feel intimidated to submit work.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# but Proj really does bring out the lurkers
in a united front of hatred all aimed at one person, B3ta seriius bizness
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# In terms of feedback, it's not the noisy ones you should listen to, but rather the ones who are normally quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# seriously, nobody should feel intimidated.
even if it's not the best work, the idea goes a long way, if it's good.
and in time the actual work'll get better
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# this is what happened to me
and b3tans are very encouraging and friendly (mostly)

My work is much better than the shit I first put up here.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# i'm still putting shit up here
people seem to tolerate it though and they sometimes say nice things too.

it is true though, there are some very encouraging and friendly people, there's also people who are just dicks.
i wouldn't worry about it, just make sure you don't make the obvious mistakes like posting links/other people's work, etc and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# people post shite all the time
it's the things like posting links in a new thread and so on that cause rage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# misplaced, disproportionate, autistic rage
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)
# good to see /talk users all sit around moaning around /board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# reply to a post about a post moaning about /talk users moaning about /board in a thread on /board moaning about /talk paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# that has made my head hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# With sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# not yet but I'm working on it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I have found it a little hypocritical that people are more offended by fatism than anything else being aired
here on /board and I side with /talk on this issue.

Ironic humour is great as long as you are able to laugh at yourself, but it seems the issue of fat people has shown that when it hits close to home, it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# In spite of myself, aye - this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# totally this ^
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Someone remind me never to post again. I bring out the worst narrative. Bad karma.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# sorry honey
my fault. Have some cuddles. And a party buddha.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# LOL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# oh Buddha, tsk tsk tsk
Poor confused person. I think the term is 'being one with everything' ... not 'being fun with everything'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Is that buddha?
he's got that disguise nose/glasses on and I can't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# you ain't seen him, roight?
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# perfect disguise!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
#
Buddhaha?
(Klarden, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
# nah, that sounds a bit too bah humbug
that sounds a bit too bah humbug
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# he's loving it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# well if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# sorry, i was young and stupid
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Do you want cold snail soup with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# it's a FUCKIN cold snail soup, in this establishment
if you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# if it's in Mcdonalds then it's cold snail soup with spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# and it's probably not even fresh spunk either


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Mmmmm special sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# ah, tommy tucker's special sauce
almost definitely spunk, but still good on your burger
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# thats ace!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Jesus Christ Super Flan!
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# this is NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Deserves a click


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# And 3 days later
he was reincarnated as a rabbit and turned his disciples into chocolate eggs.

Woo to the image!
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# i painted this yesterday...
abstract nude

supposed to be an abstract nude :)
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# shopped pics only!

;) i wish i could paint/draw stuff
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# it is shopped
i cropped the pic ;)
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# touche! ;)
why didn't you square it up with the perspective tool?
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# He's in favour of disproportional representation
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# spanging, table 3... spanging, table 3!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# i tried to change it with
lens correction but gave up :)
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# hmmm.. i don't know what that means ;/
i'm sure i should be embarrased about that, but ah well.
the distort tool in photoshop would correct it in one mouse drag.
Please tell me to fuck off, if i'm being really patronising
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# i didnt think of using the free transform tool
:)
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# distort tool on 2 corners
Photobucket

i don't think i've ever used lens correction
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# woop
thats ace! :D
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# :D
*feels warm inside*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Heartburn?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
# trapped wind
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
# :D
i spent some time working on the lens correction to straighten etc, but totally forgot about the free transform tools - having a senior moment :D
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# But you can use the Crop Tool set to perspective
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# can you??
i didnt know that :( i'm ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Yep a little trick learnt a few years back
drag out a crop selection and on the option bar is a checkbox for Perspective which allows you to adjust the corners of the selection - simples!
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# oooh will have to remember that one
:)
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# What's more is that you can set the dimensions on the Options bar of the final crop
somewhat like a context aware scale - limitless possibilities especially for scaling images to fit for website design for example.
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# i knew about the size of the output
but didnt realise about the perspective - very handy :)
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# *makes further notes*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# ooo.. i just had a quick play with lens correction
it looks like it could be useful, but like you described, a pain in the ass when it's not doing what you want it to
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# it is good
i wrote a mag thing about it once :D
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# my father in law gave me a photography book for my b'day the other week
i don't have a camera!

2/3rds of it though cover photoshop tools though and it's written in simple terms so i'll be going through that soon.
most of what i know i've just learned through messing around and with youtube vids
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# sounds good!
i keep trying to write a photoshop book but i'm so lazy i don't get very far :D you should check out tipsquirrel.com i write tutorials for them too :D
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# worth1000 have a couple of good tuts
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# oh, cool.
added to "phtoshop type stuff" fav's
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# I hit it lucky this morning
got a Lumix dslr for £80 on ebay at 4:30 this morning
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# nice!
i did toy with getting a nice camera, but it'd just be another hobby that costs a fortune and i don't need anymore of them. not right now anyway
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# Excellent!
Real paint! Just the idea of doing that defeats me, I've never even tried.
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# you should
i bet you'd be ace! :D
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# That
is a tad awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# thank you
:)
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# very nice
I think you should redo the wallpaper to match it
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# hahaha
i could but thats my duvet :D
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# why are you hanging your duvets on the wall?
sound proofing? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# well i have to
stop the neighbours hearing the chain saw somehow :D
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# Then he wouldn't be able to find it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# is this paint a free filter?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha i wish
;) i've spent too much money on paints and canvas :D
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# I used to paint
right until I realised I was shite
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# i like it
but its hard work and time consuming. these are my paintings simonrudd.info/index.php?choice=gallery&genre=traditional :D
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# Ooooo
I like the simonrudd.info/images/spilled-bottle.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)
# :D
thank you!
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# that's like me with photoshop*



*only i have yet to admit to myself that i'm shite
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# I would spend days painting only to stand back and wonder if the guy from my left foot had been in while I wasn't looking
Shopping takes 10 15 minutes and you don't feel guilty hitting delete
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# Shopping takes 10 15 minutes
ha ha! good one! you're joking, right?

right?

seriously, you're joking? right?
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# i often delete pictures
plus there is an undo in photoslop and not in real media:D
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# that's why my shopping takes so god damn long
i'm like the worst kind of artist, the one that gets good ideas or visions from time to time, but without the natural ability to express or create it ;)
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# nope
if it takes longer then 15 minutes I run out of patience and do some thing else
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# i find i start on something and end up doing something losely related
then i have 10 half finished wips to do. some i will, some i delete a few months down the road
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# i'm still bummed that you spend 15 minutes in your pics
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# The choconade took 20 min
just found the sauce applied a brown layer with a little blending and put the text on the correct sections, the detail is a cropped cookie set to overlay

15 min but looks effective

http://www.flickr.com/photos/61991168@N02/5648224097/sizes/l/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# yeah, i really like that
i really like thati guess the problem is that i'm not to great at shopping so the problem's cumulative and the longer i spend on it the shittier it becomes.
this didn't take long at all
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I find the longer I take on a pic the more I over work it
Love the sea zebra
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# Very Picasso
superb, Simon.
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# :)
thank you mrs :D
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# where's the damn head?!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls?
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# see the pink thing at the top
thats it ;)
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# I bet all the girls say that to you?
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# hahaha
you should know ;)
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# haha sssshhh! it's a secret
once all men know where "it" is then we won't have anything to laugh at them for!
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# hehehee
i know all ;)
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# Oh Mr Darcy I am undone! ;)
btw how's the Simon/Kate Bush Dress painting going?
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# hahaha
;) i havent started yet :D
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# Quicker I need my grape squildoing
:D
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# phroar!!
:)
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# It is reminiscent of Matisse in the fifties.
Not sure why, but it is.
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# quick n'dirty

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# cunt...
stop....
watching...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# ok, I'll stop watching.
no need to be so rude about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)
# How many of these are there?
I've seen four.
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Thousands!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# brilliant!!
:)
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# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# That's actually pretty scary,
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# In the interests of fairness...
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# that's too good
I hate it when the replies are better than the original post
EDIT: try the Nevis font, should be free somewhere, and that pic deserves it, I think the original Obama one was 'Gotham' but 'Nevis' is very close
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
#
www.tenbytwenty.com/nevis.php
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# bingo

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Thanks very much!:)
If it's any consolation I would have been a much saner man doing it 'quick and dirty'. I've no idea what I'll do with it to be honest. I just lurk around waiting for sneaky shifty pea roasts.

I'll change the font for future peas!
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# one quick change later...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# ha ha
was that wallpaper texture there first time round?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I had it on originally (not the first post here)....
to be honest I have a shit load of different versions of this. When the anti-Miliband protests start (he should be so lucky) get your placards here.
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# That...
...Says more than any of his followers will ever say
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:16, archived)
# ha ha
fantastic!

FP NOW!
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# Woof

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I'm ris'ing again
who's dog did dun do what now?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# LMAO that is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Basically, have you ever seen that Futurama with the sad dog ending? Well that...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyfriars_Bobby
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 19:01, archived)
# I wish I had shopped that when I mentioned it but you do it so well.
www.b3ta.com/board/10396627#post10396637
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# ahh, thank you for unris'ing me
surprised they didn't have more K9 in the tribute show.
I guess she hated the thing or the bloke that did the voice :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
# ah, the mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# As someone who's had to fight past tourists all wanting their photos taken next to the silly statue,
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Happy Chocloate Bunny day folks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Here's Jesus down the centre now, ooh, a lovely cross.
That could work in 3D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Bah, 3D is so yesteryear
Smell-o-vision is the future! :D

(PS: Woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# What happened there?
I wrote lots more and it turned into just a full stop (or period if you do not speak English).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# we're being repressed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I think we should get all Geoffroy Therage on Rob's arse.
Not his actual arse, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# *kneejerks*
"come and see the violence inherent in the system..."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I end up with that if I put in one of a certain few characters.
>, <, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# is it just his cock in 3d? Thats what they all seem to be staring at!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# It's like it's COMING RIGHT AT ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Don't each too much chocolate! :)


Edit: In case you were wondering (and I'm sure you were) here's where I got the source image...
bencosite.com/god_answers_prayers_gallery/page3.html

Edit 2: Oh and of course this for the monitor...
b3ta.com/board/10400425 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Because he's summoning the old gods you jesus-come-lately you!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Jesus is an old God.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Tentacle Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# God tentacle raped Mary?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# He Cums
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10400564
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Well, just that Jesus is God Incarnate and thus omnipresent, including in time.
But I am not preaching, just being a pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# as long as you ignore the disclaimer
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Well no.
It is largely accepted that Jesus is real and that the activities attributed to Him happened (although perhaps not to just one man).

I would not say that Thor was not a Norse god on the basis that I do not believe in Thor. Thor is a Norse god and he carries a hammer named Mjölnir. Superman is allergic to kryptonite.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# considering it is widely accepted that the new testament was written in 400 AD
and that Nazareth was not even around in 0ad I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I am not at all sure why you consider these two observations to be in any way contradictory.
Indeed, I suggest that they are not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)
# i can assure you, i'm not jesus
you wouldn't believe the amount of people that make the mistake though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ^ son of god and god at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# jesus is his own dad?
is he from thetford?
high-six, jebus!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Well no
Jesus is not God's son. Jesus is the son of man, but he is God and God made Mary pregnant with himself, not with his son.

People really ought to know this sort of thing, it matters because so many people hold it as a truth that we need to know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# erm, yeah, about that
theological accuracy is not one of my strong points, especially when trying to crack a funny by deliberately mis-reading something.
sorry about that, but thanks for the lecture.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# really?
agree strongly......[ ] agree......[ ] disagree......[ ] disagree strongly[/]
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# With what?
The summary of the doctrine or that we should know about what other people believe in order to understand them more fully?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Also,
Why is it that P69 basically copied Bela Lugosi's Dad's compo entry and is now beating it?

Unless P69 has become suddenly popular in the last 18 months, I would suggest that he has lots of accounts for voting with.

Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# That's wonderfully paranoid/fantastical. I guess more people like Proj than Bela
I've given up trying to understand the way this site works, some days people click Like, other days they don't, some days I clearly piss a lot of people off, other days I'm lucky and the one remaining mod that I haven't upset puts a picture on the front page.
Or quite possibly it's all entirely random and nobody's input makes a tinkers toss which seems most likely and entertaining :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I gave up trying to figure the board out years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, board figures out YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# In south american jungle the only comfort you receive from board is anal lube
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
You win!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Yeah I put a lot of photoshop effort in to my last compo entry
but only received 2 comments and the first one was just to TJ a showcase of his own work. But hey that's b3ta it's all about hit and misses.

www.b3ta.com/board/10400066
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Sorry!
They were related...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# No worries it was a slow day also
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I also find the longer you spend on something,
the fewer replies there are.
One or two things have ended up taking a day and disappear without trace. I'm more philosophical about it than I used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# ^THIS, HARD!!!!!
spend less than 5 minutes and it's awesome, more than an hour and you might as well stick it straight in the recycle bin.

it's not always the case, but it does feel like it sometimes.
sometimes my work's so shit i often question why i put out and invite public humiliation anyway. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# That and the classic "Ooh, everyone's here, so time to post the Opus!"
Followed instantly by someone reposting/posting a link...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# always the way
I wasn't about when you posted it, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# It's on the popular page now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# It was just the way that BLD's entry was near the top,
but then from nowhere P69's eclipsed it entirely. I find it hard to believe that many people saw P69's who had not already seen BLD's (and I KNOW that P69 saw BLD's, because he posted it about 10 minutes later). It's just weird.

Anyway, your work is excellent, but you cannot piss people off anything like as well as I can, you fucking prick.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I think you'll be surprised
while I don't swear at people much I go one worse and offer an opinion, or worse forget where I am and try and have a nice conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
# you really are being a cunt about this :P
Certain people on here just have a really short fuse, your pics are ace and I don't remember ever seeing you flame anyone or start an argument
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Fucking hell, the clique is back.
Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# But all this nice conversation is... well... nice but where is my cup of tea and slice of cake - you insensitive bastard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# i know what you mean
i have had pictures "inspire" others to steal my ideas and get FP'd, but meh, i do this to amuse myself. if someone else enjoys it, good for them, but it's not that important to me.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# ^This^
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# To be fair...
I don't think anyone actually goes out their way to *copy* somebody else on here, rather they often just come up with the same idea independently (great minds and all that). I'm sure everybody's made a bindun post before.

It is a bit rubbish when the second one makes it to the front page/popular page/ranks higher in a compo etc but I guess it's more to do with timing and getting noticed by as many B3tans as possible! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Let us compare:
There is 1 word difference, and P69's was in the same thread.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ah... I see...
:\
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Not entirely sure.
Sometimes it's a little too coincidental sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# subtle.
what did you do?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
#
I think its the colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# My Name is POPE, because I'm POO, you know what I mean ... And I am MANY ... 4 or 5, maybe
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)
# ...the light switch
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# HE COMES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Stop pulling it Jesus you'll go blind!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha!
I've been immortalised!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
loon
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# i think you misheard

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# FOAP
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Ye Gods! Teats!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Classy art norks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# * Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Love this one :D
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
#
Nice nipple
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# 'grats boris
but, no real flesh?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Only the flesh of his victims.
It's prettier, trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I clicked
but there were no testicles to be seen.

Most disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# The wrinkly walnuts of wrath
are NSFW, tagged or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I'll just link to a picture of my own testicles then, I suppose.
havingapoo.blogspot.com/2008/10/vasectomy.html

If you click that link and then, having been told quite explicitly that it is a picture of my testicles, complain that it is NSFW then you are a fool and deserving of my derision.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I shan't click (work computer and all that)
But I agree with the sentiment.
(Work computer at home - I'm allowed it for general internetting after hours)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# does it make me gay for you if i clicked on that link?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# looks like i'm gay again.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# his testes induce gayness in all who view them
i am now a certified homo
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# His sperm can swim up the internet and gay you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# you made it.
happy BRN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# BRN?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Big Round Number
b3ta.com/search/board?q=BRN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Yay!
As opposed to the compo: BRP.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Only 7k?
POST FASTER! CONGRATULATIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Congratulations :D
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Thenks awffly!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop being dicks, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ^ What he said, entirely.
3
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# 2?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# 1
(Thanks!)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# this could get messy real soon...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# fuck yeah
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Please don't tell me you're joining in the moral crusade too?
FFS, This is B3ta, making fun of others is an integral part of the comedy here. How's about everyone stops taking it so fucking seriously?!

EDIT: P.S. To be honest i'm utterly disgusted at the idea of a granny being sexually assaulted by a frog, but I still stuck around post-"FROG FUCKS GRANNY" times...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Individual fake frogs and pretend grannies are fine.
An entire group, not so much.

Let's swap the word 'fatties' for 'niggers'.

How does that scan?

I am not saying that a joke about skin colour (where it relies on the skin colour) cannot be funny, but a competition based on making black people useful would not go down well.

I am all for jokes about the failing of others, but not for considering the traits of others to be a joke.

It is not a particularly fine line either.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# But fatties...
...sweat a lot, and tend to smell like farmyards. Also, they got there by eating all the cake, not being born fat.
(TheCastrator, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)
#
pendantchrist you talk utter nonsence...black people are born black, fat people become fat through greed, and in my opinion greed in any form is bad. How anyone could compare fatties to race is beyond me. Plus fat people are horrible to look at. Bleagh
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Agreed entirely!
And as a 17st tubber, I'm hardly svelte meself, like.

Never thought such pissy double standards would appear on this site.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Goddamn it, this!
WHY the hell do fat people have this mental block telling them they have no choice in being fat?! Stop feeling sorry for yourself, put the fork down and go for a goddamn run!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Being fat...
...is a matter of choice and it costs everyone else a lot of money via the NHS.
Being a different skin colour is not a matter of choice and costs everyone else nothing.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# PLEASE!
Would somebody please think of the children.
(PintOfGuinness, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] yay! let's mock obese people!
with crap and toapy rehashes in a new thread

happy chocolate overdose day peeps!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# you could at least have put a freebase head on it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# close enuf?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# HAHA Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# This compo's died the death, hasn't it?
7

edit: nicely edited!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# yes.
looking through the entries was depressing. what the fuck happened here?

edit: blame paul for that :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Maybe we should alt compo Zalgo?
Jus' saying

5
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# maybe.

maybe not...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# He waits behind the walls.
2
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Yeah, everybody knows that fat people are useless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# your fatist
"no, you're fattest"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I think that the reaction against this compo has proven that there are a lot of fat b3tans
we have had compos of all types and as soon as we touch on the issue of fat people suddenly there are a lot of sulky b3tans about who are usually the first to put the boot in in the name or ironic humour.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# to be fair, tramps and such don't have internet access
and therefore can't get all sulky about it on messageboards.
whereas the fatties are already at their keyboards.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# They have their keyboard or Laptop on their belly
so they can surf the net as they surf the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I'm only slightly tubby (6' 1", 15 stone)
But I just find it boring to use it as a compo idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# No one can argue about that - in terms of boring compo ideas this ranks alongside
of signs, movie posters, tramps and memes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Movie posters and signs are ok occasionally.
Memes suck as a compo as they've usually already been done to death by the time they've been compo'd. Just waiting for the compo to be "Royal Wedding" next week, several months after it peaked on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I don't think I could cope with a Royal Wedding compo
the whole idea of a royal wedding is making me sick and I for one will be avoiding it where can - the only good thing to come out of it is the Bank Holiday we get and I'll be working on that day so at least I get a lieu day.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I'm happy enough with it, being a bit of a royalist.
However, the twee, the media and the tat merchants can all fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# bank holiday? today is my only day off :(
i suppose the renumeration will more than make up for the fatigue :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# You should get lieu days if you've had or are going to work
Good Friday, Easter Monday, Royal Wedding Day and May Day.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# yup. working all of them
no lieu days, just getting paid triple-time plus bonuses! woo!
but not till the end of next month. boo!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# maybe if people actually read past the second word and applied more thought to "useful"
it would be better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# it wasn't intended to be a compo winnar.
sorry.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# The Thing
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Not far off, I 'spose.
Although while The Thing assimilates, Zalgo will sing the song that will end the word with one of his six mouths.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Wha-?
:)

6
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Happy binge eating and commercialism weekend Herman! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# is it xmas again, already?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# It's meant to be something to do with Jebus, so yeah it could be!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# *lays egg*

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Sunday morning, just washing my car...


My Blog

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# his face! hahhah
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
# ^this
Great expression
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# haha
brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Haha =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Superturd!
No mere mortal toilet can flush it away!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Also...
Pooperman:)
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# *Concedes point*
4
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Ahahahah, excellent!
Happy Zombie Jesus Day B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# stop parking under the wires
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Ha!
What an arsehole! What did Lex ever do to him??
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# are we still on seams?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# no
but have a steam punk seam tank


just seen this
loljesus.com/?p=817

At least it still has my tag
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# nice.
i need to get a tag for my work.
i love the steam punk thing, it's like sexeh goth ladies, but with more style
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I only tag this sporadically
Glad I did on that one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:46, archived)
# btw, what's the first image?
it's not showing up
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
# ^ What she said...

EDIT: NING real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Tee hee
Seam punk :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)
# i like this
we need a similar compo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)
# there's a sugggestion up already
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1180240
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Yes, I am sure you are very excited about the wedding on Friday... but...
I don't think you have been sold official flags?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)
# one..one..one..one..one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Heh heh!
I've run out of new and old ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)

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