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# The Portrait of Henry Evans
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:31, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:40, archived)
# i wish i could kiss myself
I wouldn't have got married
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:44, archived)
# did yu ever notice
that the apple finder logo is two guys kissing? you could be the new finder icon.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:57, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 May 2011, 3:07, archived)
# Don't forget to use the toap
when you wash behind the ears.

(biggies cause you can't see the txt properl @ 640.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 12 May 2011, 0:59, archived)
# I think it slipped a bit on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 12 May 2011, 1:13, archived)
# im too lazy for this right now
but shop the thing from pan's labyrinth on it that can take it's eyes out
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:19, archived)
# I don't know what who that is, but it was freaking me out
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:52, archived)
# 1 Hahaha!
...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 12 May 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Dallas Weins apparently.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 12 May 2011, 3:26, archived)
#
guy here in Texas that got his head zapped and face melty stuff happened
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 12 May 2011, 3:35, archived)
# Mason Verger FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:23, archived)
# here look i did it anyways


uploading it took longer than making it.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:30, archived)
# someone I know had the cheek to call that film rubbish
I neally smacked him round the head
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:35, archived)
# *cough*over hyped*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:55, archived)
# I thought it was a tedious bag of old tosh.
Visually brilliant, yes, but that's not enough to make a good film, any more than lens-flare and explosions.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 12 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# It was brilliant
Kids fantasy done like I remember fantasies when I was a kid: the monsters were wicked, the people were hideous, and we got to laugh at the guy with a facial wound trying to drink whiskey just to push the gruesome painful stuff up a notch!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:01, archived)
# credits to Barbarossa
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 2:46, archived)
# This made me smile...
* Alhough it may just be wind?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 5:17, archived)
# Shut the fuck up Donnie
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 12 May 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Gadhaffi?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 May 2011, 4:16, archived)
# Sorry forgot to do mouseover for ris
www.abc.net.au/news/photos/2011/05/10/3212921.htm
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 12 May 2011, 8:26, archived)
# on a serious note
that's some amazing plastic surgery, wow.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:32, archived)
# yay
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# "fanny cookie"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# its this guy btw and yeh i know this isnt link board
youtu.be/vnvYymrCn4g#t=2m2s he talks about making tea. he is the man
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Bieber Sauteé
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# buy me goatse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse Goatse
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 12 May 2011, 0:59, archived)
# hahaha
i can actually see that
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:17, archived)
# Oke Coky?
Dooooo.... the Oke Coky
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 May 2011, 5:19, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 12 May 2011, 2:32, archived)
# i think the HTML code for this post is larger than the image filesize



(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2011, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCKBILL
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Ahaahahahhahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 May 2011, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 12 May 2011, 0:52, archived)
# It's never taken much to unravel Gaddafi


'nuf junk for today, I'm outta here--nite
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# WoO!
(Testicles just for you, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Sporty hybrid, indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# *tries to revive the dying corpse of a meme
Photobucket

Oh, that was so *yesterday*
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:23, archived)
# yesterday already?
and I just redid my walls :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:27, archived)
# has he just finished the Sistine chapel touch?
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:31, archived)
# was told that Freebase wasn't in the budget there ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# so, off we go
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Hahaa
I can see meme zombies taking over the board in the gayshift..!
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 12 May 2011, 5:09, archived)
# is the catholic Church having a laugh?
etc

:D
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Baptists are :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# That reminds me of this gigantic 3D projection
of George Washington's death mask that I saw last summer.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# FREEBASE WILL NEVER DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# DJ Skywalker.
*unce-unce-unce-doof*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# this should win the internet


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Is it sad that I know that video?
Jabdah by Koto

*gets anorak*
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 12 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# JAB DAHHHHHHHHH
(waofy, Thu 12 May 2011, 2:02, archived)
# Memes never die.
They merely fade from our monitors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:15, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# RIP, Gary
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha, good eye for detail
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Futurama!
Clicks must surely follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I approve of this
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 12 May 2011, 1:15, archived)
# image ready stinks- got a suggestion?


where do i set how many colours i want to use in image ready? in PS its just : save for web. why doesn't image ready have this? image ready SUCKS and PS CS5 can't OPEN animated gifs in the year 2011- fucking fail adobe
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# if memory serves
in the 'view' or 'window' or something menu
there's an optimisation palette, which is the same as photoshop's 'save for web' gubbins

you can set all your colour-depth etc stuff there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# i rather like this
T.J: due to the increasing crapness of my eyes and the headaches caused by aforementioned crapness, my b3ta'ing will be much curtailed from now on.
and with that, time i was off.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:13, archived)
# G'night
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I sympathize.
I'm hardly making pictures any more, it's so fucking difficult and frustrating. I need to get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:32, archived)
# CS5 can open animated gifs.
Just double-click the gif. If you can't see the frames, go Window > Animation.
I blah-blahed about this if you can be bothered reading it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Windows version of Photoshop was able to open animated gifs even before CS5
you just used Import Video to Frames - navigate to the folder where the gif was and start typing the name of the gif and you could select it apparently you couldn't do that with Mac versions of PS.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# yeah, but as mof's link points out it knacked the frame-rate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Oh yeah like I was meant to read that stuff tl;dr :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# yeh well you got me
i didnt want to admit i only have cs4 and hoped nothing had changed since then
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# i'm still on 3
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:21, archived)
# ive got cs4 installed
but im still on cs2 because when cs2 crashes and i try the same thing in cs4 it will still crash. also cs4 doesn't like my quad core and geforce 8800 gt aka its laggy (and ive updated to the latest build).

fuck photoshop- ms paint just needs animated gif export
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Hello everyone
I still can’t get it, you can open an animated .gif in CS5 with the supporting to edit it, but how can I initial an animated gif in PS CS4, create a new one, not opening an exist file?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 12 May 2011, 3:32, archived)
# It's not all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Window > Optimised
Save optimised as...
And Imageready rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
# good evening
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# That no lie

socks = good

this = goood
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# that's ace
perfect ratio of art and sexy right there
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:53, archived)
# and no fountains of liquid shit to be seen
always a bonus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:53, archived)
# thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:00, archived)
# i aim to please
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I want that click back now
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# aw!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# i was wearing your shirt at the science museum the other day
a lovely young lady, rather posh, spotted it and asked me what it was
i told her she was better off not knowing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# ha cool.
Should have told her to google it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# eeeeeeew
i know what this is and im super grossed out. thank you very much. mind bleach, please.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:12, archived)
# i really am
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Try this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 22:13, archived)
# could you please shop that
into some cola or fanta commercial. looking at it makes me thirsty
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Hmm commercial...
...BUY CUSTARD NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# boo.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# now I want strawberry milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Very nice.... the legs appear to move....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:54, archived)
# I have a pair of socks like that
Don't have the Dennis the Menace jumper though.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
# You win this round of Epic Mindpiss, Miss Ho..
.. we'll meet again!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Wow
And I didn't even know I was pissing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:15, archived)
# dennis wasn't such a menace after the sex change
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Dennis the Trans-Gender Menace.
Nice an' stripey.

EDIT: Gah! So close..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
# i spy a webcomic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# too slow, chicken marengo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Tub Girl?... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# filename :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:04, archived)
# You have a thing about socks - I believe you to be a sock maniac!
Actually I have some socks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I be liking that.
*clickage ensues*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Yay for worksafe porn!
Boo for not having the opportunity to knock one out because I'm sitting in a room full of women that might get a little upset if I did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 12 May 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Sorry in advance.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Nice to see the humble gourd gettin' some b3ta lovin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I didn't know what a gourd was untill I googled it yesterday.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Monty Python were my teachers for that particular lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# SCIENCE + NONSENSE = THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:53, archived)
# gourd almighty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I did appologise in advace...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:04, archived)
# fuel be damn'd
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# esso seemple!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Unicorn on wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Land sharks be damned!
We've got land narwhals!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 12 May 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Overpass clearance 10'6".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# This is a lovely idea.
I'd like to imagine a countryside full of sails, and truck stops like little pirate havens.

Of course, it'll all end in tears when one of them tries to go underneath an overpass.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:36, archived)
# haha
time to revamp infrastructure
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:36, archived)
# it'd be easy to just cut a strip out of the over pass for the sails to go through
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# draw bridges maybe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# eddie stobaaaaarrrt?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Try saying this 10 times as fast as you can...
Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I'll stick with Candyman, thanks
ooh, it's made Christina Aguilera appear

*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# against what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# anatomy


also, my brain refuses to process "Julia Bradbury's Canal Walks" in a non-suggestive way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# my brain processed it as "julia bradbury's anal warts"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:53, archived)
# see! see!
it's impossible
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:54, archived)
# i know!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Don't start a fire...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
Inventive inventing inventor inventivly inventored inventingly inventable inventions inventabley
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I heard you invented inventing....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Yes, I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday

It was a bright sunny morning in 1432.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I'd vote for that
all made from hemp in the old days too, i even think it was illegal in this country for farmers not to allocate some land to growing hemp for the navy
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# It might weave a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# and that would be new? :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# It's great until they have to tack.
I can see all these trucks zig zagging.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# back to the drawing board :(
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Love to sea this for real...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Would be a tourist attractrion
(functional or not)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# The first thing I thought of when I looked at this was the short-lived TV show "The Highwayman"
Which didn't even feature trucks with sails on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# :) Guess I can understand that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Me and Druid did this in the post office three years ago


Click for bigger (199 kb)

I found it the other day and thought it deserved an outing.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Hahahaahahahahaah
Spunk fucking is the best swear I've heard today

*awards medal*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# I'll squeeze this in for Smash
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# arf!
see what i mean? i look terrible in hats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# looks fine to me
maybe you're just not seeing yourself in the right light
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# my older sister's wedding
tried on about 100 hats, bought the only one the assistant didn't have a guilty giggle at :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# ~:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# did you remember to take them off?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# threw them off, more like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# I now imagine you trying on 100 hats...at a time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# this is not helping my massive craving for shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I went to a shop once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, archived)
# i love shopping
it's the only girly thing i do well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I always want it to be over quickly

Quick and painless.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Just wear one at a time then
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# last time i wore a hat
was because i'd had my hair beaded, then sat in a rooftop jacuzzi for 4 hours and burn the fuck out of my scalp. i spent the rest of the holiday looking like a porky blonde Che Guevara
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Like the way you've added the subtle mouse, to an everyday scene.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# glad you changed that
i was just about to call you naughty names for implying that i'm a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Changed?
Anyway, whatever it is I didn't put it there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Haha....
We demand more smash in hats....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# and so you should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# That defence won't save you, this could be a meme...
Bwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# juice boost?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# for a split second I thought that was Moira Stuart
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# President Eekly's foreign policies are to be admired.
Four more years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Best of all the presidents
IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I am going to start a campaign for no nonsense magazine names
"Fucking" is a brilliant name for a wank mag
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# "Wanking Weekly"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# "Spread"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Noice!

That truck seems to have teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Haha Class....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Surfin' surfers
gonna surf
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# nice dedication to a cause
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# eekley
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I may be the only person old enough to remember this...


Voiced by Brian Aldridge out of The Archers, BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:11, archived)
# SHIT becomes SHITE with e
wordy, you little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# wordy!
creepy little floating nonce!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# he was definitely a nonce
but it was the 70s, it was ok then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# no wonder i hated him so much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# did he never show you his special love?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:18, archived)
# he tried
but i fought him off with my magic e
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Wordy has a word for you
A - N - A -
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# wordy can go and shit in his best hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I was going to say "You're showing your age"
Then read your sbject line....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I remember Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Darth Vader was in the Archers?! I never knew
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Davros still is
The chap who plays Mike Tucker played Davros for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I love you
for making this.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Cock Drawings



My girlfriends brother Tom draws these in Paint
For more, search facebook for a group called: Seriously Tho

(I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# haha the spider man one
is the best thing EVER
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Tom likes cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# he certainly does
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I'll never smoke kids again.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I like these cocks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# i just noticed
this gives "lets smoke a fag" a new meaning
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Don't smoke kids?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:28, archived)
# herro
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# herro, fat-cheeked zombie lass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# New Deri Air pic
Bongo and Brandy de Cantor take a break from filming their latest movie, Cape Cod 1955



Previously
Next Up: Bongo and Twit do Las Vegas
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:43, archived)
# lovely stuff
your light work is gorgeous
I'm intrigued by your process, are these made from scratch or are you tracing other images?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# cheers fella
yep, I sample colours direct from the source refs in painter X, but I sketch from tracings, there's no way I could get this sharp lighting and colours when I was using my old oil set
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Good lord
Fantastic - the light in your work is always brilliant [talented swine!]
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Sweet.
(psst...missing shadow in front?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# lightsource is from the front
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# angle/mass/lightrays/physics/time/space
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:01, archived)
# CHEMTRAILS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Who did this?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I painted it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# /\
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# cheers
bugger, nicely spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# It will be perfect then... :)
PERFECT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Gorgeous as ever.
Wars are won by including a gorilla in a fez
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# cheers matey
compulsory fez's for all primates when I'm in charge
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Ace's as ever with these.... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:18, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Always impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# cheers :)
I love painting these, I use them as a break from the other stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Both died
battling over which had actually invented iron-on transfers

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:58, archived)
# well spotted :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:12, archived)
# yay..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
very fitting
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I think they make a nice couple.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
# kindred spirits maybe :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# I could do with that, haven't got any internet here
somehow telefonica has managed to cut off a sizable chunk of the costa del sol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# RIS?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 11 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# de-ris
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mailer
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 May 2011, 20:31, archived)

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