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# Neil Lennon by Van Gogh
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# futba related?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Yup!
So sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# mon the hoops!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# The only sure way to remove ear cataracts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Ear cataracts?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Ear cataracts?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# awesome
here, have a couple o' bullets...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Goin' anywhere nice on your 'olidays?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# :D
those claws are going to hurt though
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I'm goin to assume
the kitty keeps 'em in for this...

*edit* OR she gets them 'manicured', she IS a professional beautician after all! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Yay
this is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# You're so right
Oprah can't shut her eyes on some kind of abuses and scrutinize others.
It's not fair...

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Great stuff!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Clawfu?
Catmandu?
Miaowca?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Haha
*click
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# :D
likes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worthy of its own post


(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# thought i should get my hair cut today after 3 weeks of slacking around
i hope they will have one of those cats as well
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Aww!
Teh fluff!

Orrite Wil :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I click this : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 19 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
# For Dogbomb

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah, but does it tile?
NING FWM!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Hallo Wobbles!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Fleas have been known to do some painting and decorating and a bit of plastering
but tiling? *makes sucking noise through teeth* gonna cost yer.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# needs more tim vine jokes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I've just made a once in a lifetime animation.
I'll tell you what never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue?"
I said "No, just a watch."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I've been invited to join the Gypsy wing of the Freemasons
They meet at a Travelodge

/found it far funnier than I perhaps should have
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I liked the jump blurs :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Thanks Prodge
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# That's bloody lovely!
:D

There's a similar non-animated version of it in a future fleatoon too.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# *** WARNING ***
Contains no spang.
(Snowflake, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# dexter

i'm not feeling inspired, but i have discovered the burn tool
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Worst. Gamesmaster Series. Ever.
But ignoring that, Press Gang, Lock Stock, Band of Brothers, Misfits and Bo Selecta were all great. What a diverse career!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# i never knew he was in Gamesmaster
didn't he play a merkin in press gang?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# with possibly the most hilarious accent ever recorded on television
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# though probably not as bad as jason statham in one of his god awful films
edit - transporter
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# I've not watched that
From the bits I've seen it looks like Crank but rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
#
but therefore
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# "Guns For Show, Knives For A Pro"
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Topical Pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# How tickled I am
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I see moobs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Hey! I saw them first!
*fwaps harder*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# *chalks a line on the floor and produces a stopwatch*
good luck gentlemen
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha! I love this!
Congrats on a well deserved FP.

You okay?

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Moooooooley!!!!
Hai matey! Thank you and I'm not too bad ta.

How's you and where the devil have you been?

\O/

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# I'm rather jolly good thanks.
I've been lurking for the last week or so but should be back here full time soon....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Nicely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# holy shit thats unreal
looks totally like both of them simultaneously
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# EVIL DODD 2

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Morning Flea!
This is number 13... unlucky for all.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:02, archived)
# I like you...
because your completely barking!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
# arf!
an oldie, but a goodie!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Now that would be a completely different joke if it was Gary Glitter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# I love cheesy jokes...
(Testicles just for you, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# ooof. a groaner!
permission to use?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# haha pants jokes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:49, archived)
# sorry man
Flea without Flea:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# It's getting to be a habit...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
don't apologise, that made me actuaLOL. hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# :)
A leech on other people's creativity, that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I got a brand new Flux Capacitor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Great Scott
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Ha this would make an already excellent film even better
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Ning Frogbeat...
NING Paul!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# i'm not in any way at all offended that i didn't get a ning
nope, not one little bit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Ning Real
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:16, archived)
# was aimed at wb, but appreciated anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# NING REAL!
* sorry about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# heh heh!
i was only joking
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Your suspension must be super smooth,
when I've tried that it looks like the car had a seizure halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:47, archived)
# doubt it
it's a peugeot ;)

NIng!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:49, archived)
# ^ Sadly this
and the anti-roll bars are knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:50, archived)
# nice pic, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:53, archived)
# TY
Getting my bike license, wonder if I can strap my camera to the seat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:55, archived)
# sucker mount it to the tank.
i'll find you a link
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
#
www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/motorcycle_parts/content_prod/30/425
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# I'd prefer a tank to a bike
and don't call me sucker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:35, archived)
# they recently resurfaced the Cat and Fiddle road so it is just uber-slick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:50, archived)
# do they have speed cameras up ther now?
/biker misery blog
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:51, archived)
# yeah an average speed of 50 mph :(
really sweet smooth road and a crappy speed limit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:52, archived)
# caused by too many bikers with abilty:speed ratio issue
speaking of which
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# ouch
not yours is it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:59, archived)
# it was.
it had to be scrapped. it doesn't look too bad, but on inspection everything was broken or bent, except the head light :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# My Father in law restores bikes
He recently repaired an Aprilia RS from write off back to show room condition, if you ever have the problem again give me a shout
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:16, archived)
# it had to be destroyed by law
insurance paid out nicely, so i bought a ducati :)
if your father can post bikes to oz, i'll let him know when i crash my next one
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:17, archived)
# I don't think he does
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Down there, when I said "Nothing is real" I didn't mean you.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# don't worry, i seem to be accused of everything
"it's not real", etc
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Nr
Exeter?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:07, archived)
# buxton
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Most dangerous road in england
www.bbc.co.uk/news/10454356
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
# i can't believe the west midlands is the safest place for driving
nobody can drive there and it seems that every other car has been pranged in someway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:47, archived)
# I'm trying to figure out how this survey works
Long hill and Cat and Fiddle are in the top ten and yet Ashborne road is not
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:56, archived)
# I really like the dashboard bloom.
Neon on dark is win all by itself. But what are you driving through, and why is it so motion blurry but the interior shot is so clean? Neat image.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:57, archived)
# The camera isn't moving in relation to the car
outside is countryside passing me at 50mph with an exposure set to 8 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Just a small, small
small thing, it's a shame the dashboard is out of focus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:00, archived)
# on a 13 year old 306 it's not such a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:12, archived)
# you built a time machine...
...out of a peaugeot?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
# makes as much sense as the Delorean
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:24, archived)
# but the delorean's stainless steel construction is perfect to distribute the energy of the flux capacitor
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# the thin tin shell of a 306 is perfect to kill you in a head on collision
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# The wife wouldn't let me take the Quashqai
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Just messing around.


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:24, archived)
# * Moves back to the end of the garden...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:26, archived)
# why am i looking at......
...what am i looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Looks like an alien head
run across a 3d filter with more alien heads.

Looks effective
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:55, archived)
# This is a secret.
So shhhhh. Don't tell anyone. ANYONE!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vj9kTB5-7w
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:59, archived)
# like the oppposite of watching paint dry
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:25, archived)
# It's so many beautiful ladies birthdays today...
So I chose Toyah Willcox and Miriam Margolye
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 6:51, archived)
# And because I was asked not to play with a winning formulae..
luisana lopilato is todays birthday VFGWREAM DE-RIS


* Click for massive and possibly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:04, archived)
# Nothing is safe. Nothing is real.
Except misdeployed staples. They are very, very real, and safe to boot.

(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:19, archived)
# That's horrible!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:21, archived)
# A compliment, yes?
A nod? Lift of the cane, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:29, archived)
# You FILTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:34, archived)
# Excellent and marvellous
MM is fabulous :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:04, archived)
# I am glad you appreciate it... Thanks.
How are you Mrs T?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:12, archived)
# Beware its spunky goodness!

click for 1 meg of longer less optimised ejaculation

From b3ta.com/links/Mentos_Missile
(original uploader has since privated the vid but there's already loads of copies up on the tubes)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 18 May 2011, 4:12, archived)
# hahaha oof, right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:24, archived)
# Excellent application of the CDC meme
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:30, archived)
# upsidedown cdc!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Slurp!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# classic
love it /spunk'd
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# i dont understand the reply feature so new thread
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:27, archived)
# i keep on waiting
for the parp.. needs more parrrppp!
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Wait a minute.....


(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:35, archived)
# I missed Easter, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:23, archived)
# beep beep....Q& :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:32, archived)
# I love you man (not in the biblical sense of course)
you done my fuckbuggy good.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:59, archived)
# camo version
can you find me now?

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 1:03, archived)
#

needs fist indicating wanking
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 May 2011, 1:08, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:35, archived)
# random test


clicky for biggie
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:04, archived)
# it was all a dream
i used to read word up magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Salt n Pepa and Heavy D
up in the limousine
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:40, archived)
# electron microscopy reveals
that your toothbrush needs replacing...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:14, archived)
# travis perkins?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Cool. I like.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:21, archived)
# :P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# This is the sort of thing we must expect
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Sweeping is freedom.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:52, archived)
# it seems to me youve never been to an aldi before
there is no one that cleans them up
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:01, archived)
# They recently did spot checks on supermarkets here in Brisbane
And AUDI came out on top as far as cleanliness goes.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 18 May 2011, 0:08, archived)
# are they having some kind of joke?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Im sure if they were it would have statred with,
'Horse walks into a bar...'
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 18 May 2011, 0:55, archived)
# a goat, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 1:24, archived)
# My names not shirley
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 18 May 2011, 2:55, archived)
# i meant an unfriendly goat
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Strength through cheaply purchased goods.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# true story: i know where the aldi mansion is
and ive been to it a bunch of times
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:08, archived)
# you are a gardener, AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:11, archived)
#
einen Laden, eine Grundriss, eine Marke von grünen Bohnen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Tadpole Cloner


Click for bigger (283 kb)

I came across a picture of this guy while doing some research for work.

This is John Gurdon, a pioneering British scientist who made a big breakthrough in the 1970s when he cloned tadpoles.

Overshadowed, however, by what has to be one of the most impressive hairdos in science (barring Einstein)
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
that click for bigggga is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# hehe...I bet you thought it was going to be huge!
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# No, just funny.

Ah, comedy post edits. Great work. Next you'll be posting pictures you made.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Spoilsport
Well, at least you punctuated.
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:44, archived)
# haha..that's quite a job description
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Them's some hellacious eyebrows too...
freak.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# You know you're getting old when
the barber offers to trim your eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:21, archived)
# why am I looking at a picture
of your Bill Nighy?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:43, archived)
# With some Heseltine thrown in for good measure.
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# i painted this today! :D


i think the cards are a bit to dark though!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Can I be the first to say
that's ace?

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:07, archived)
# hahaa
:) i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# You are one of the politest B3tards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# ;) i try!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# "good hand"
also sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# I've got a pair of aces............and another pair of aces
lovely painting :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 17 May 2011, 23:28, archived)
# You deserve
a big hand for that one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I see
a vagina in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 18 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# You have stayed mostly within the lines with your colouring. Well done
(Sorry?)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 18 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Just a quickie
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# beautiful
is it from a movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Yep, Goodfellas
I watched it on my [creaky] projector the other night for the first time in ages. Just such a great film. But tonight the missus was watching crap on TV so I decided to set myself the challenge of doing an image from it within an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# wow :D
That's wonderful *clicked hard*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
#
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# fuck yeah
great film too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# ahhhh...nice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Dramatic
and lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# quite woosome! :D
*shakes firmly by the cock*

evenin' b3ta :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# wow
amazing work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# That is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:08, archived)
# ^ All these b3tans
carrying Mster's mum's groceries home out of respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# every once and a while I'd have to take a beating.
But by then, I didn't care. The way I saw it, everybody takes a beating sometime...
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 18 May 2011, 7:26, archived)
# A sexy beating?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Fantastic stuff.
And in an hour? Blimey...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Bored, been up since 1245 (it's 0500 now)
I've been crook for 2 days, full (heavy) day of work today and coaching soccer this evening.
Might be a pea.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 21:58, archived)
# teh science of child molesting
Exclusive to chinatv1.com

also your clock is wrong - its ten o clock ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Bugger it I'm offto bed then - can you ring my boss please?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# yeah ok, give me teh number
i'll tell him you are occupied...by my cock ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# By all means
"occupied" = pretending to be satisfied with until you finally roll over & goto sleep so I can get my vibe out...
ffs NO STRIKETHRU!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# hahahaha
i knew that vibrating black mamba i got for your birthday woudl displace me in the end

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:12, archived)
# I've a thing for women in lab coats
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Awww
I really didn't think Australians used the word "crook" and it was only made up by actors in "Cell Block H".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Just us parochial wankers.
The rest just go on about getting a "naaaarsty dose of the flu, daaahhrling"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 22:13, archived)

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