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# guess what I gots :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# a purple dick?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# under attack by leeches?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# i wish :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)
# a month left 'til your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# 30 days no less!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# 15th August?
Me too me too! And I'll be 26 too! Ooooooooooooh!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
#
3 pubes per ball - Check
magenta - Check
3 gobbets of spunk - Check

Everything seems in order here... carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Untidy handwriting?
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I write with characters
...*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Don't most people...?
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)
# punchline.. recognised!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# you need to take a tablet for that
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# I try to treat the malfuctions of my body like i do electronics
if they don't work... Wacom.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# chuckles
nice artwork btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Deformed purple bones?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# it's a bugger to stop the dog from chewing them :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# about 3 inches?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# only if the room's warm enough.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Over excited?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# just the right level of excitement from where I'm standing
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Only two different vowels in your username,
and they're in alphabetical order??
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# ooh!
a cunning linguist!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
# SOME ONE CALL THE PRESIDENT
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Veins
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:07, archived)
# vains!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Herpes?
In the bum?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)
# for double the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I see next doors cat's been made Pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Do you want a cotton bud your holyness?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha!
is the pope a cat lick?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# He paws the wine for communion
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# He's saying a catechism!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Well, he does live in The Catican.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# dude! ...SRSLY?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Your neighbour's cat
is the devil.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# The ironic thing is
their dog's just joined the orange order, could be trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Captain, he is again touching all time my ass
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# babylon bitch, false religion etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# inverted cross mit rotting anus etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)
# That's a cat-astrophe


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# 'Tis no cat, but a bat!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
# I hear he was a member of
The Kitler Youth.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Damn
couldn't they find an ex-nazi?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 0:46, archived)
#


"the conditions were quite poor and the bomb became mislaid."
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Yay... spider on a sea trampoline...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Nice explosion!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:02, archived)
# not sure what kink Susan is into but
this lad appears to be nearing the point of submission

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I think I'm more worried about the source than the Sobo-isation
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:22, archived)
# source of source
carry on with worry ;p

www.berkshirefinearts.com/07-29-2008_the-berkshire-fine-arts-preview-of-the-best-bets-for-august.htm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Little and large.. the tribute act....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Look at those wiggles!

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:46, archived)
# "Of course you can go straight"
Quite an incredible clip
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ALL THOSE WIGGLES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:52, archived)
# "it is so hard to stop" lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:00, archived)
# I'll give her more than one size
wink wink nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:02, archived)
# I smell fraud in the offing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:00, archived)
# that's pork!
cheaters!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# and if they cheat,
they lie and beat their wives
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# i smell chinese
maybe i should take a bath, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# what--ANOTHER bath this week?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:11, archived)
# That pig may have just spent 15 hours on a spit.... but it's not put it off its food I see...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# right--a pig til the very end
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not very safe for work
www.b3tards.com/u/6415d1e6534ed35b49d7/cockandload1.jpg
and nothing I'm very proud of.

Evening all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:53, archived)
# The best gun ever if you're planing a stick up....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I have something similar to that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:09, archived)
# in a drawer next to your bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:18, archived)
# you've been nosing around my house, right?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:20, archived)
# yeah, I'd also like to ask you about
that cupboard marked 'Narnia'. That's not Narnia, that's a dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:23, archived)
# He's so deep in the closet he's in Narnia?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:27, archived)
# so far in the closet he's
in the Snow Queen's closet containing a meta-narnia
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Or a Narnia Matrix
now that I've mentioned it I fully expect Hollywood to do this. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
#
No place for hidin' baby / No place to run
You pull the trigger of my / Love gun
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:27, archived)
# nsfa
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:32, archived)
# really?
it's just a dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I wasn't entirely serious
mainly typing as a break from pressing f5
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:50, archived)
# that's a refreshing change
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] A good day to dry...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Just another normal day in Smash Monkey's back garden.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Looks like she's worn two of them out already. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:57, archived)
# without my specs, it looks like
the flag raising at Iwo Jima--no?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I'd raise
his flag
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# next!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:17, archived)
# board's looking good this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Tis the flag raising indeed ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
#
I like this, really.
(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Just send me your bank details and I'll send you a signed print..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] That should do it


(I know - shopped images only)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Can ye see ma growler?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
#
see hear
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Best cake mixer on the market.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
# haha *gives in*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Late to the party,
but my conscience dictates that I click this.

Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:12, archived)
# SuBo is saying, in a very manly voice:
"Stick yer dick in this big boy."
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Don't eat the microphone all at once...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:39, archived)
#
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hotter Potter in New York
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:44, archived)
# must see topless, or it dint happen
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)
#
images.google.com/search?q=radcliffe+equus&tbm=isch
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# AAAAAAHHH
AAAAAAAAAHHHH
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# ah--many thanks
the horse poses really do it for me ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:24, archived)
# As requested...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)
# hahha
Are you from Bexhill on Sea?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Goon
Not a Bexhillian, just a little unhinged.

Having a problem finding a light up here on the South Downs.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Careful not to use German matches
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Don't want cold pudding...
And do the Germans even make matches anymore? Not sure of the effect of waving a knock-off Chinese lighter around.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:36, archived)
# True
Minny Bannister did not appreciate cold batter pudding
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Hails Taxi Cab...
...exits stage left to sound of bagpipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:49, archived)
# one must reaaaaly be careful in choosing words on b3ta :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I was just trying to stop a dint happening...
I was worried as to what one was.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:38, archived)
# 's better to be safe than sorry--good call ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Too late I fear...
someone has already publish a book on dints in time.

Dint: Webster's Timeline History, 393 BC - 2006

Clearly dints are a more serious problem than I was aware.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# folks, you heard it here first, dint you?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# 393BC
That book claims 393BC - we are just continuing a long battle here against the dints.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:14, archived)
# ha ha ha.
I have been out all day and then come back to this.

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:28, archived)
# G'day WB!
www.b3ta.com/board/10479802
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Thanks mate,,,
* Although I would have liked more detail...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:02, archived)
# A woo?
Did I really get a WOO for my first image post... and a really lame joke at that. Nice. Now to see if I can find something else to post in 2 years, 8 months time as a follow-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:18, archived)
# it was the delivery that did it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# The delivery did it...
The comedy is it took me about 20 mins to work out the secret Uploadz Codez. Which is funny when I claim to work in IT.

What came out extra beautiful is that the OP's image sliced so neatly in two at just the right point. Finally able to show off my MSPaint skills!!

I do realise that my next task is to upload a 1MB picture of a chair made out of kittens to truly break the image posting cherry.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I look forward to it
welcome, not-so-new-person!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# WOO!
+D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Dr who goes drag..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I
would
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:15, archived)
# 'xcuse the toap
publisher of Real Estate Magazine, but I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Forgiven due to fabulous carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:28, archived)
# too much detail to walk on
I don't get that either
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Best carpet ever....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Morons!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Which reminds me of this

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Prolly bindun but....


....there is a reason. I have re-written YMCA to "honour" the News of the World and wondered whether I could do a B3TA joint effort (a bit like the ginger fuhrer's penis song) and use some ouf your wonderful pics and animations on the subject for the vid. If you would be happy for me to use yours (you will be credited of course), please pea it on this thread or message me.

Thanks in advance
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You will here more from us?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Yes, you will, there.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Your all okay.
Sum are a gay.
One kumquat may.
Knot won essay.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)
# that's journalistic license
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I'm surprised no one with magic wizardy video editing skills has adapted this yet, with murdoch's face...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJQ-ZircSO0
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# true
I'm obviously not enthusing people with this. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Got more reaction
Than my pic below!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# sorry - just augmented your thread .....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Quiet board is quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Shame on the public really for demanding the vile spew that was published in it..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Spambot?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)
# sorted
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Poor Stevie Wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# and a host of others
they were all warned
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
*click* FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# having the minority vote is painful at times, innit?
but Thanks! :D

Edit: holy crap, Fiend, you are an FP prognosticator
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Haha... manning up to it...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Is there a Braille copy of that? :\
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# actually no--
that would imply that blindness is current, rather than impending. However I did consider labeling one of the books "Braille for Bad Boys," but I abandoned the idea as unnecessary :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:20, archived)
#

********special bonus weekend spidey********
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# web-slinger!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
# You get your balls to the wall man!
(remember that video?) Ha ha ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
# I Accept!
You may screw their brains
You may sacrifice them, too
You may mortify their flesh
You may rape them all

One day the tortured stand up
And revolt against the evil
They make you drink your blood
And tear yourself to pieces
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Ride the wrecking ball!
:D I have to watch that now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Wow,
I'm 16 again, wearing headphones in my parents' basement.
Have you seen the Anvil movie yet? Do.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDC2e6i6Quw
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# YEAH! Smoking beers and drinking weed!
(Check me out on Monday for a special animation, that's not Spidey related!)...See ya's!... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ranks high on the scrotum poll
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# For bagging the most criminals?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
# and sacking the most quarterbacks
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Too bad his suit is driving him nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
#
driving him obscuring his attractive
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Hes got summer nuts
I've got summer nuts too.
(waxdart hello., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# He is rubbing his arse against the wall.
Also: compo it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Blimey!
Looks like more than his spider senses are tingling!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Lycra suits and a pocket full of loose change don't mix...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:53, archived)
# true fact
they had to remove his balls in every shot for the new spider man movies because the dress was too tight. thats one of the shittiest jobs if you work in compositing
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
#
Why didn't they have him just tuck them back and duct tape them between his ass cheeks? Problem solved.
(Harry Knutts, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Small doodle done on a bus.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Nicely :D
Mine doesn't hold a candle to it. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# That's not a bus.
It is however a bust... and a very nice doodle to boot.

BTW, I feel sorry for Elven women - their armour always looks dam' fine, but bloody impractical.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# That bus looks just like a doodle pad.
(next time try a table) :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Yay... nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# i've never tried one. they look so unappetising in the chippy.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Will them ever hatch?
If so, fuck!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# BLOODY HELL.
i hadn't considered that. i know it's not the place for links but it's kind of relevant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD1_LkoPkGA
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Careless chips
from the Chip Shop
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# i'm off to the pub.
but before i go do you have any idea why the view count on my video has stalled even though people have been watching it? youtube is a bit of a mystery to me.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# probably doesn't update in realtime
but every so often...........well, that's my guess
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Lunchbreak
Official YouTube video counter is on his lunch break. He has to take a rest now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# heh heh.............more food related:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQwvFF_2rC4
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# such a fat tune!
not heard it for ages. cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Ooooh in the mood for some good old chips and curry now. Om nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)
# cleggs is a brilliant word
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# cleggy weggs
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# As in,
"There are cleggs stuck to that sheeps' rear."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# clegg is also a scots term for a horsefly.
as in "bastard fucking clegg bit me!".
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# i'm not a fan of pickled things



apart from my liver that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# oooooh your shoppery is way better than mine.
i dislike your pickles though. :D
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha....
Don't be put off by how they look.... they taste great..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:00, archived)
# La la la. We're not listening...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha so true
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)
# *Reacts*
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Hehe
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Choice is yours, don't be late..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Superb shop Cap'n!!
Me be a *clickin'*

\O/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Shuriken!
How's Saturday treating you, thus far, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
# All the better for seeing you sir :)
How's the good Cap'n?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Watching the rain and eating a cheese roll.
A slow build up - preparing for a night of mild debauchery at a friend's, later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha,
although, the site of old Rupert's tiny todger, at this time of the day, is a bit off putting.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:01, archived)
# what would be a better time of the day for you, then
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Five minutes before bedtime.
Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Well, when I'm not about to tuck into a sossy roll, for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# and where would you prefer the todger to be located?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:57, archived)
# :D
An art collective: 'unhappy disgusting wow'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Brilliant!
Simply Brilliant
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:12, archived)
# It is now my duty to completely drain you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Haha.. read all about it.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:58, archived)

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