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# I saw this in the news today and wondered whether it's real?


I thought you guys would know.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Clearly not
no bridge
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Or CHOPPA!!!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
# where's that rope ladder coming from then?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# SKYHOOKS!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Its not a rope ladder. It is a Rung Eel
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)
# If I used my 24 Hours skillz
I'm sure I could reveal the shadows of the bridge and choppa in the waves.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)
# depends on your definition of "real"
It's probably not shopped, looks like it's a whale shark, they're big bastards

but no it's not real. There is no bridge and the chopper is only implied
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)
# no,
looks nothing like me!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Yes, it looks a bit like him...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] but, this is what i look like
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL!*
Cheeky roast:





* not really LOL
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I doubt it
whale sharks prefer plankton
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Simon Owl

*looks down the board* DAMN YOU RODNEYMCPLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Owlvis Presley?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Pffffft
Even as an owl, he still looks a smug cunt...

*Click*
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
# He comes......
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Needs more tits
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Owls you say?

/very old repost

EDIT: DAMMIT NINJ!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I say, I say!
 


I see Ninj has one too, below : )
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I like that one
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# yours is five years older though, were I given to wearing a hat I should be slightly raising and lowering it right about now
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# If you have a hoodie you can use that
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# YES I AM WEARING A HOODIE GRONKPAN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME INSIDE? IT'S COLD OUT
THERE'S BEERS IN THE FRIDGE
 
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)
# would you eat an owl for charity
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT EAT AN OWL
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# What if it caused the discovery of fusion power
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# WOULD YOU COULD YOU EAT A TRAIN
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
# ONLY IF IT ENDED PAIN
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Nicely
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Haha...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Yours is most WOO though :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I recognise that apple

very very old post
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
# it's settled then
apples are made from owls' faces, that's why I don't eat them unless they've been properly cooked
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# 100% of fact
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)
# As good as this..
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Yay..
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Owldemort
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Who?
/ac
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Something about Pokemans, I think.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:16, archived)
# gotta cleckt demall
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# ^-- great owl impression.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# but how does it sm........
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# but how d....
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# bu...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] owl's in da hood
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Just one small hand grenade will rid the world of this gang.
Please give generously.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# OMG YOU ARE SUCH A RACIST
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Yes indeed.
A human racist.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# HE'S HAVING A GO AT THE OWLS NOW!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Look, all I'm trying to say is
Wouldn't it be nice if we were all nice to each other?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# It would indeed. I try to say sorry as often as possible.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# oooh nice embossment
:)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Hmmm,
Totally missed the DoF blur, though.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# True
It's crap - do it again.

/runs for the hills
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# !
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# hahahah I love this
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderful
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
#
*giggles
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# It's not loaded...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:29, archived)
# they need a good slap
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I think the owl is the hardest one of the bunch
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# meh, that gun is just a supersoaker
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# yes blud check out mah airsoft gun init!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Straight Outta Romford
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# what fucking bell-ends
No more to be said really.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] a Dowl
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:59, archived)
# bless! :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
# a schooty dog!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Awwwww!
Wants one! *Click* :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha
good shopping :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# who could resist?
:)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)
# The picture's clicked...
...*Click*! Looks smashing sir! :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!
Fantastic!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:59, archived)
# du hast mien testikle gestolen!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Nicely
*awaits inevitable Rob Manuel version*
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# + Rebekah Brooks
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:06, archived)
# *reminisces about other ad campaigns from the last century*
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I cannot
like this enough.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
# what the hair hides

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# u filtad
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Noodles?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# i looked at this and now i'm stoned!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Like a pie in the face of a doddering old megalomaniac, we return with the usual travesty of the democratic process. Choose then, from the following QOTW suggestions:

Paranoia: Because there really is a killer clown living under your bed

Misery: What's the most miserable you've ever been?

Losing it: "This morning I found myself filling my coffee mug with Shreddies. Then I continued work on my popular series of Discworld novels"

Industrial accidents: I worked at a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut her finger off in the bacon slicer. Om nom nom and indeed nom

Bad news that turned out to be good news: Ronseal

School holidays: Seven weeks off. You set fire to stuff, didn't you?


Mini poll bar
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Vote closes: NOW
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# *Ozzy Osbournes*
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER closes later on.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Losing it.
A friend of mine, while she was pregnant, got into work and put her diary in the fridge. She didn't notice until she went into her desk drawer and found a pot of yoghurt there instead of the diary.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:49, archived)
# That's nothing to do with pregnancy
That's all to do with your friend being significantly mental.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Actually she is one of the sharper people I know...
Not sure what that says about the rest of them...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:58, archived)
# that they're all cunts
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
# i would say 'losing it'
but i will not vote. 'the man' is going to determine the outcome anyway :P
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I've got £5 that says
'Paranoia', 'Losing it' and 'Bad News- Good News' will consist entirely of massiveloldrugs stories.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright noooowl
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Bloody well done sir!!
*Click*

:D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Ha!
Love it! *click*
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# blimey
top shop, mister CjR!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Twit - WOO!
Would imagine this is not the first, and definitely not the last, time that utternace will be aired during this compo.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Very good...

* Clicks
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)
# sneak preview at participating mouse holes
wonderful!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# great
work there
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# ahhhahhahh excellent
 
PREPARE TO BE OWLED
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Very much yes.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Owls. One of your 'Five-A-Day'
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
# have a shit!
(or an owple)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Nice! :)
Imagine peeling back the apple skin to reveal *that*.. Brrrr!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
# wow!
my heart would stop cold right then and there
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)
# nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Lovely...
* Wonders off to find an apple
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:49, archived)
# arse :)
See above.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Nice:D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)
# ^ That's handy
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Don't point the finger!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# It's flying rings around us
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Can you digit?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# You're trying to palm me off.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I'd comment, but don't want to go out on a limb
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# That's a good rule of thumb - don't take it too close to the knuckle
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)
# That happened to me the other day.
Didn't hurt.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Sodding things taken my arm three times this week!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Woo
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] anyone for Chineeee?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# No
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:03, archived)
# it's on me!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Perhaps you need an Owl to lick it off then?

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:08, archived)
# aww
cute little pathetic owls--sure, they can have a sympathy lick
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls...
girls Maddies
Maddies Owls
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Now I want some chicken...
And this reminds me, for some reason when doing some leaflets for a customer, the voices told me to make a vector image of James Dean, staring over at Audrey Hepburn's sevred, levitating head...



Is that normal??
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
# perfectly normal
(pssst . . call the police)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# But it's neither of their birthdays?
;)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Bah!
Those naughty voices... I knew they'd make me do it all wrong!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
# the what with the what now?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Anyone else think this?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Yes
You posted it on b3ta.:)


EDIT: I misread that as see not think. I have no idea what I'm meant to be thinking though. This is not an uncommon occurrence though.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:32, archived)
# yeah you confused me, but I assumed it was my fault.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Ah
I thought it was Eddie Murphy in Nutty Professor not a mask.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:40, archived)
# I don't know, what are we thinking?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# that he could put a bullet 1 inch below your left eye from 100 yards.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# na, wasn't thinking that.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)
# I'm thinking about breasts
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# that's a given
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:45, archived)
# ^ This


PS: What are we going to do tomorrow Brain?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# The same as we do EVERY day, Pinky ...
Think about breasts ...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I'm thinking about breasts.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)
# *sings*
Ooohhh ... small ones, big ones, some as big as yer 'ead - give a twist, a flick of the wrist ...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I have no idea who it is or what it means.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)
# HBO Boardwalk Empire
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 18:59, archived)
# jesus...
AYE!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this would probably look better in sepia....

ningles peeps!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# He seems to have dropped his monocle!
:D
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Chaplin wore
a monocle? :@ /
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Only on his day off ;)
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] An owl compo you say?
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:05, archived)
# YARLY!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Erm...
I think I made that once too...
weird
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all. Long 'ningle no see.


And b3ta's back. rob must have spilt his coffee on it.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Terrible, but very funny.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah it was almost impossible to get two decent sources that went together.
It took a lot of work to make it look that crap:P
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
# That is terrifying.
And on the subject of terrifying things, I've just seen the latest Transpennine Express ad. One of the cartoon passengers looks a bit... familiar...

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Transpennine?
They should call it TransPEDOLINE!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Badum-tish!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Why does that look like Jade Goodie?!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# would
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Kill it!
And send it to hell.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Even with superior vision and hearing, owls don't always know what's going on...
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Hehehe.
For some reason that makes me thing of a venn diagram.:)

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:46, archived)
# That was the first thing on my mind too when I made it
/chinny reckon
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] *Ahem*..... Simon Owl....


I'll get my coat on the way out.....
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] get them out the way

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] and nowl edmonds

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Holy shit, that's freaky
Reminds me of the rather excellent slasher film 'Stagefright'

teleport-city.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/stagefright.jpg
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# yup, that there is scary freaky shit
more so when you assume its Noel with the chainsaw
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Aaaarggh!!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:55, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# It's like a tiny owly Death Star on a stick.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:37, archived)
# That made me...
laugh out loud!
(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Crikey
that's well sinister
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Nah
He still looks like a smug twat
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:30, archived)

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