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#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:34, archived)
# SPANGS
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:37, archived)
# oh ffs
and since when has christopher lee been a doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Dr Acula.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:43, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:47, archived)
# AA AA AA AA AAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:56, archived)
# that's the other count!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:57, archived)
# :D
that's woo and clx
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I didn't see that coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:36, archived)
#
Hull pls, yes one way...cheers :P
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Hahahaa
Good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:43, archived)
# you well spanged me you cunt
:D
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] jumbos sized nappies for big babies
(nicktiler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:31, archived)
# The sights you see when you dont have a Ruger Mini-14 assault rifle
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Rejoice and praise him.


(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# * sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:13, archived)
# It's only a poo shaped cushion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:17, archived)
# No, it's Ronnie that makes me gag!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# im gathering its his scale that disgusts you
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Ronnie Corbett's got scales?
Icke was right!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:36, archived)
# I'm not sure,
The photo is a bit small.

Or is he far away?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# I want one!
No really, I would have a cuddly poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Bungle's finger
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# i'd buy one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
#
buy give it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)
# You lost this </s>
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# sorry, i put it back now
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# This minds me, I must eat more fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:19, archived)
# you dropped this...
Re
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:43, archived)
# But all the cool kids do it?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# So, it's good shite from me, and it's good shite from him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Novel whoopee cushion !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Something disgusting that came out of Ronnie Corbett's arse?
It's David Mitchell!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Four candles?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] click for bigger
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:52, archived)
# All things considered...
...I'd sooner die than dance like Cliff.
(xaer0mancer, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:35, archived)
# clearly, you don't remember Pee and Poo.
Poo looked exactly like this but with eyes and a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Natalie Phwoartman
1st attempt at a gif from video src - much trickier than I thought it would be. Much kudos to those who do it often (and better!)



the awesome src vid
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Wobbly Girl

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# wow
having just watched the video for the first time, I admit to being slightly confused.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:18, archived)
# love that video! so mental !!
tho she probably only did it cos he wiz dipping her at the time. Her finest performance imho!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP + Spangworthy pun, but I did take the photo


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaaha fucking hell
*clicked hard*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# ^ Cock
Is it a cock?

SPANGLED anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:53, archived)
# nice one, liking this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Can't duck that bill !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I'll be brief, I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I like this, he has a righteous look in his eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Courtesy of the Blackadder writers:
"I feel like a Toucan; no matter what way I turn I've still got a fucking massive bill in front of me!"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:39, archived)
# New phone for Sara
(Neltron, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:44, archived)
# this deserves a response
so here is one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah yeah yeah whatever
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Why oh why oh whoy
Are TG presenters allowed to pontifficate on the
value or otherwise of different cars, when anywhere
else on the BBC it's "other (product)s are available"?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Trouble is, if driving your head into the ground at 200mph doesn't stop you,
what's a good slap going to achieve?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Even if you utterly despise Richard Hammond
you have to admire how hard the little shit is to kill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# he is a cunt
that's why i like him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# ^this
Entertainment programme is entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# yep me too
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I like how on the internet admitting to being in a majority is seen as something shameful.
YES I LIKE TO WATCH ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PROGRAMMES ON BRITISH TELEVISION! ARE YOU HAPPY? IT'S MY ONE SHAMEFUL SECRET!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# there's no way i'm telling you my shameful secret
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# I already know about your fetish for Goldbum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:16, archived)
# that's not it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:17, archived)
# No no no, it IS a shameful secret.
It might not be the specific one you were talking about, but it definitely IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:19, archived)
# it's not shameful
a bit odd, maybe, but not shameful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# We have reached Denial.
Next stops, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:24, archived)
# IT'S NOT SHAMEFUL!
tell me it's okay, i'll make it worth your while ;)
oh god, what am i doing? it's pathetic!
ah well, i still fancy him, no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# aye, although I think to be fair, his 'public persona' is what comes across as a c*nt
he can be very funny, and yes, I do watch Top Gear and enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I heard they're going to
adapt Popular Radio 4 comedy panel show 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' for ITV's audience.
It's to be called 'I'm Sorry, I'm Thick as Fuck'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:28, archived)
# ....Get me out of here...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# hosted by jeremy kyle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Apologies in as much as b3ta will allow. I don't know why, I've gone all 'Two Ronnies' today.
www.b3ta.com/board/10491186
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Won't you be writing to them Mrs T.?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# The Blighter Side
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Swastikatastic!
*click
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# now, that looks like a nazi party!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Ooh...let me get my Third Reich Swizzlestick!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# What do you want from life . . . if you're an American citizen
how about a MacCullough chain saw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee cup,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# ...is that alright?...heeynahaaahahaaaaa!
*FLUSH!*
edit: oops...wrong song................................same album though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# And the song below popped into my head:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k

So I said to Martin Bormann, "Hey, Marty!
"Why don't we throw a little Nazi Party?"
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)
# That was good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:56, archived)
# WOO and indeed YAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Woo! A new Hitler!
I'm going to call him "Krazy Hitler".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# He's just another one of the schuhplatter boys !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EzPkqt2Rk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Forever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Das Boot Schtomp !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I didn't get a skullcrusher badge.
You have to earn those you know.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# First they have to have a crush on you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
# haaaaaaaaansfw!
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldcp485xDB1qzfwt6o1_500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Crushing in defeat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Arses to ashes...Dust to dusk.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Vision of the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Don't worry kids
it's Comedy Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Thank goodness . . . can't wait to see what he does to balloon animals !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# approved
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Happy 5 years 11 months 30 days!
:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Hot . . . you've set his face on fire with your candle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Let's do ze time warp again!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I fucking hate that song!!!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)
# as i said last time, why?
it's just a jump to the left
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Don't start SmashWankey!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I can change it to YMZA if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Did you see Family Guy when Bill Clinton was dancing?....Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay
he looks so jolly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Happy Hitler!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Is tea ready yet ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# pffffft!
silly sausage has bumped into the door again I see
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Herman:D's gal.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# she's actually TOUCHING his beer?
man, she just doesn't learn, does she?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# ^
you beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# too slow, chicken marengo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:20, archived)
#
to it
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Take two and call a doctor in the morning !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry]



(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# 0_0
sooooooo shiny!
it even distracted me momentarily from the spelling mistakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# hello woman
how teh devils are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# full of tea :)
and no headache yet, so i've still got at least an hour of computer time!
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# the night is still young :)
good to see you're optimistic then

I tried smoking a cigar on the patio and got rained on (that's not a euphamism btw )
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# haven't had a cigar in years!
it's drizzling here, i'm putting off going to the shop for milk. i will get a headache, it's just a matter of when.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# £3.17 for 10 mini at tesco
I doubt they've been rolled on the thighs of some Cuban beauty. nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# i only ever used to have one on new year's eve
with a glass of champagne. very indulgent for a new year's tradition, which is why i stopped it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# You're husband?
That is shiny though.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# i'm husband
and so is my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# ninjarred ;)
shiney thing corrects typos faster than all other leading brands
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# The mis-spelling of Shiney is alright because it's a brand name
I think it's pronounced "shiné".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# De Auto-Gizmo!
Action pumpo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# your life ain't complete without one
buster
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# TAKE ME MONEY, I AINT NO COMMIE!
Also, reminded me of this Onion classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# nothing like creative swearing
Toodle pip
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!!
Class *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Who cares what it does...I WANT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I'd like to order 3 please
That's an astonishing 36 more buttons. COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hey don't forget the dials
it's got 3 of those beauties!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# 9 DIALS
my life will be so much better with 9 DIALS

COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Covent Garden's only got seven
(You won't get this joke if you live outside the capital.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Better than a Swiss Army microwave !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# fantazzick!
commie lols!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# What a lovely story
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I'll just pea this here, as it's in a similar vein
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:29, archived)
#
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Haha
Funny as always Clay!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:08, archived)
# haha
the made in china makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:51, archived)
# I am impressed
that it comes in both left handed and right handed versions.
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:19, archived)
# 5000 iPhone sheeple have already preordered!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Err
Why is her head so big on the 4th side? Is that a side effect of a Shiney Thing®?
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Amy Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# brothel keeper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# MADGE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# MILTFUTA
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# The only difference between the two is that one of them is . . . wait . . . same same !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# No thanks
I'm driving

www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)
# :-D
(Mister Smelly Farts Dropped His Guts On, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
#
Hahaha... Great responses, guys! Glad to be here at B3TA. :-)

(Mister Smelly Farts Dropped His Guts On, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Welcome
kitten up a leaf, chair a shop, you'll never pull

[edit] That's much better www.tineye.com/search/9936cefb51673b00ae29f2379b732953f360cc5f/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Retraction
Mr Clueless Egg Cunt would like to retract his 'ha ha' comment, replacing it instead with a 'disapproving frown' and a 'please try harder'!
Mr Clueless Egg Cunt admits he should have known better, but also would like to point out that he was, as his moniker would suggest, Clueless.

(..and an egg cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# even i wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
# [citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# what, my word not good enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Your word doesn't mean diddly-squat when the moon is full, the hormones are rising and there's a male around
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# hmmm, good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Ooops
*puts pants back on*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# they're a little tight, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Look, I've just eaten, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# when the sign says "all you can eat"
they don't expect you to take it literally
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# But I do
There's a nice Thai/Chinese/European buffet not far away that does all-you-can-eat.

OM NYOM NYOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# there's quite a few round here
i tend to stick to the chinese veg these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)
# This article about "Would" is a stub. You can help b3ta by expanding it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# The neutrality of this article is disputed.
Please see the talk board for further bullying.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# This QOTW answer has multiple issues. Please help improve it or discuss these issues on the reply page.

It does not cite any references or sources. Please help improve it by citing reliable sources.

It contains a plot summary that may be too long or overly fabricated.

It may require cleaning up to meet b3ta's quality standards.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Yes, dear?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Can I have another orange?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Yes, of course you can.
Remember that there's ice-cream for afters, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Pfft.
Edit: Boooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Oh dear...
www.tineye.com/search/9355394e40a7d59891277a50486fd4d2ad102cb9
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ^ this...but with more !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# !
PRESS

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Mmmmmm...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# eartha kitt's really let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# For someone who died in 2008, I think she looks pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Also: Christmas day.
Her and James Brown are probably singing carols in hevan wiv da angles.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# i'm not into lesbian necrophilia myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# [citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# you make me sound like a colossal perv
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Most people are, aren't they?
It's just how comfortable you are with it. Personally, I'm so comfortable with it I'm about to fall asleep.

Which would obviously be a hideous waste of the £200 I spent on these paraplegic siamese twin midgets dressed as Hitler to fellate me through a sieve with for the next forty minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# i hope you got a receipt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Of course.
I'm writing it off as a business expense.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# see, this is why i need a job
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
#
like a colossal perv exactly like I am
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# my secret* is out!





*not very secret at all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# All the cool kids are...
Get with the beat, daddio!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# gives a whole new meaning to dirtbox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# and, of course dear Reader, she went there... ;-)
I love you, Smash *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Hello, Jimmy.
The mainboard is for pics and gifs you've made or manipulated.
Posting other people's work, no matter how funny, is frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# ... Unless you're a regular... Or a mod... Or some other classification which is made up on the spur of the moment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I like to call that classification "a boris"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# A helpful nudge at the start might prevent any further such atrocities occurring.
Get 'em while they're malleable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# yeah, some of us thought that 4-5 years ago
didn't work then, either :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# The news is graver than I feared. Burn everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I love you!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Shitty pearoast for compo, merry christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# No no no.
It wasn't water, it was the ecstasy, you fool. Get your facts right.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Water's what you get when you don't cook steam properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Too much text
Can we get a condensed version?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# WATER
That shit'll kill you
(Chowder I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# My fears about it evaporated a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# you must be tapped
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Don't faucet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:04, archived)
# That's making me want to listen to Senser's "Peace" now.
*wanders over to YouTube*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Breath and go, hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# It's going to be this way pretty soon.
*dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Stockpile it while you can
Breathe in lots and hold your breath!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Superbness
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I can envision this becoming a genuine novelty "gag gift" product
Market it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Gag on THIS luv!
*gargle*
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Haha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# HAA HAAAA...a real laugh out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:20, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Fantastic! Yay and stuff
Compulsory clx
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:48, archived)
# You tease!
You blurred out the number.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Looks like 03233 855899
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)
# *squints*
Nope. Still can't make it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Be gentle, Haven't posted for years
(steviedisco, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ad...*check*...Star Wars...*Check*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] It was so much simpler before the empire (have a pea)
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# on a gurney
in a corridor
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
As if the Tories would be this honest!
(xaer0mancer, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I very much wish to fly around like this
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
*saved*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Love it!
I'm loving the li'l swooping X-Wing tonning it up the left hand side!
(CjR Mix, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] On behalf of The Sphinctal Cleansing Association
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Good advice.
I've been treating my anus to that 'paper toilet' for years.
(CjR Mix, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I put this here?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll dump my pea here, if you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# hell yes
and now the News of the World is no longer I'll start using this
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# As a muslim I find this offensive
I'd much rather use my left hand thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Double quilted.
Mmm. Now that's comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Haa Haaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)

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