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[challenge entry] I knew they were up to no good...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# ^THIS FUCKING HARD
never trusted those smiley pricks!
EDIT: torchwood time!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# James Gundolfini
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] :) always knew they had an evil porpoise
pearoast for compo:

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Just wait until they learn to fly
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Nah, that tail propeller is far too weedy to provide any yaw.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# That was way back
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# i want that guitar
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] children
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Yes, we should caution children, but what should we caution them about?
Also, what does the lower sign refer to?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# children -- they're all evil
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# ^ this
sorry not sorry
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] And while I'm at it
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, pongo!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)
# saddening and I want that puppy =)
have a click though
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# :'(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
That'll teach him to not be born next time. Or something.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hahahaha aaaaaaww
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Health and safety gone mad...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# the disclaimer just makes me want to do it more!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# What a pane in the glass!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# It's full of sheet!
What a silly con.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Worst window cleaner ever.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# He'll never master the Python monks unless he moves onto a stronger material
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] May I leave this here?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Do the hats on the left taste like humbugs?
And the ones on the right like wrestling umpires?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Also, am I going mental or did someone delete a thread?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Yes, and I don't know
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# *licks hats*
no. no they don't.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Tcchhh - Quality Control ain't what it used to be
try another
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# no
i can't get the taste of felt off my tongue as it is
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Yes, defininitely
*may never have tasted a wrestling umpire to be sure of this
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# you don't know what you're missing
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# A useful warning indeed.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Yes
the dangers of inadvertent hat wearing are greatly underestimated.
I should hate for anyone to be unprepared.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Best strategy is to already have one* attached.
*minimum
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Given that they are hat boxes, I would be more worried if the contents weren't hat.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# The version that never really caught on...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# is it just me, or does anyone else really hate smurfs?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# *raises hand*
I hated them before the new film generated fresh hatred.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# i have no idea why
but i'd like to smush them all up into a blue paste and feed it to crows
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# That's a shame.


They speak very highly of you.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# lying bastards
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# They're shit
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
# yes. yes they are.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Hmm
I may make a Smurfs Are Shit badge later.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# do so
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I think you'll find


you're right
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Smurfist
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Surely Anti-Smurfist?

Surely it's Smurfs who are promoting their Smurfist Agenda.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# That post is exactly why...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# i'm unrepentant on this one
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# "yes"
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# But if you're holding a knife it makes you run faster!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# *gets*
pfft
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaa!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# are you allowed
to fire cheese cubes and pickles out of the gun and onto the knife, thus supplying tasty party snacks for the pirate on the go?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# yes but no pineapple.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# perish the thought!
the only pirate who would even entertain the notion of pineapple in his snacks was pink beard the odd, who disappeared in barbados one night after attempting to insert a petrified anaconda somewhere it was never intended to go
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] think they have taken it a bit to far
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# oh jesus
*80's flashbacks*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] i don't fucking know

i haven't done this in a long time!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] and i'll pea as well :)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Since we're on the subject


I spent 4 years in northern Mozambique clearing these things and we often ran out of signs, so I had to design them myself, using omnigraffle. It took yonks and I always thought that I'd never find a use for it again (outside sunny, happy Angola) but now I can make a rubbish entry for the compo! Hurray.

Sorry it's not very good.

edit: Aaargh beaten in the replies, to which I probably should have replied. Recent ex-lurker flap. More apologies etc etc
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Hello :)
Relax, all is well.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Nicely
now pull up a UXB and make yourself comfy =)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Ha Ha
They definitely need a warning sign. Silent bastards!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Mimos actually means
cuddles!
You probably know but just for other b3tans' information.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Ooooooh
It hurts!

pfffffffft
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Oh (C) Dear!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# haha, nice!
*chooses trap 2*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# ooooph
ow. :)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Shuddering hammers from hell
Times when pffft is just not enough.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# i want what's behind door #2
you will pay for this...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# double pffft
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# *office groan*
*little pfft*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
# :)
thats propppper funny
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# pea.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Was rissed by this for about five minutes
I'm not very bright.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] MEIN!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# why has that skull got wings?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# demon butterflies were all the rage back then
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# at least they're not moths
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# true
the other week a moth flew into my mouth and it was salty. i think it was that powdery shite on it's wings. and they lay maggots, fucking yuck.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# urgh, stop
i'm going to puke again otherwise :(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# For all day freshness
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha
getting any sleep yet?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# About 6 hours since Monday
It's all good :D
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# stick to showers for a while, then
a hot bath could see you nodding off, with possibly disastrous results
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Dozing off in the shower isn't half as much fun
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# pffff
speaking of which, think i'll go get a shower now, i stink of bleach after scrubbing the floor
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# I totally saw that as a badge in town one time.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I say Blackadder!
It appears we're in a field of mushrooms!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this...etc.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Meme... compo... tribute to recently deceased...
Nice box-ticking
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# ^ This
Where do I vote?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# the destruction of the twin towers is a meme now?
Hilarious.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# MARS!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Snappyuk put "I found this..." in subject line
Thus memeing
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# ah
i missed that part
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# RIP HIGHTOWER ;(
I only found out yesterday
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Hooks will be devastated
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# :(
indeed
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Osama killed him?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# RIP, ANGLES, etc.
And WHERE is the commemorative Hightower teapot?

intuitionkitchenproductions.com/gallery/krafftcollabs/file/AmyWinehouseDelftTeapot.jpg

No justice in the world :(
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# they tried to make her go to tetley's
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# And she said no no no.
I mean, wow... was she mad, or did she just hate Britain?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)
# nah, she just preferred coffee
easier to mix with booze.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Makes sense.
Coffee didn't seem to do much for her energy though... she just seemed to sort of... skulk around.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# you can't beat a good skulk
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Velociraptors know this.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# the secret of a good skulk remained lost for 65,000,000 years
as the velociraptors took it to their graves
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Until the deadly trio of coffee, drugs and beehive hairdos came along.
And... now it's gone again.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# we must pass on the skulk
before it is lost forever
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# :'( 4EVA IN R HARTZ
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I got a version of that for $500
mind you, the crack under the nose might have made it cheaper
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] This was made with Science!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# fucking hell
that's amazing, INSTA FP I reckon
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Not even close
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Science is awesome
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# you're far too
bloody clever for my liking
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# ha
Alternatively..bacon flatner.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# William Shatner's Bacon Flatners
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# pfft
wants
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
# bloody hell
students should come to you for advice on how to cook in a bedsit
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# *heeds*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# needs
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# *feeds*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# *bleeds*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# *seeds*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# *inbreeds*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# ^^^^ Is Better
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# *superseeds*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# ^ fucksocks!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Girlfriend
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# And nothing is better than this
Is it?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# deeds
my will to all in b3ta except "talk"
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# *kneads*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# *Apollo Creeds*
WHAM!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# true
edit: I'd almost nick that and stick it on the site proper but the reverse psychology would make it the most popular bit of the site.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# hello rob
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# yeah
i think they'd actually be proud of it.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# That can't be true or I wouldn't have
changed my password to minky.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# you could always do away with it altogether
but that would cause them to come over here....
*shudders*
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# christ what a thought
I always thought that was the purpose of it. like a virtual secure holding pen to stop infection with the rest of the board. Or like when they give the disruptive members of the clasrroom their own 'special' table ;)..somewhere out in the staff car park
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# cross-contamination IS a worry
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I find its whole existence and seperateness from /board surreal
It's like suddenly discovering a new room in your home, and finding a bunch of obnoxious cunts living in it.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha
Nicely put.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)
# pfffft
perfectly put
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)
# well said
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# thats the best way to put it
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# We need an online holocast
of "talk"
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# (Is this the right line to stand in?...I brought the butter.)
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Hey I'm not fat!
Now the shut-in part...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# actually it should be this
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Even the FAQ?
Bloody hell, these are hard times.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Tru dat
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# i tend to agree
now feel free to flame me, talk
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:39, archived)
# your not my dad you can't tell me what to do !!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)
# That's it!
I'm taking the sign down.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# it's ok he is a shit shot
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Rocks are o.k..
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)

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