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Where's Cameron?

Oh, there he is.

(jaredearle There is no spork., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)

He's going to get on a plane tonight and come back to take CONTROL!

God bless David Cameron. He'll single-handedly face down all the rioters.

Edit: Also, he looks wonderfully smug there :)

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boris the spider, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)

he's coming in

i feel safer already

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)

Somewhere...

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)

A hundred struggling businesses going up in flames.

"yeah, the accounts got burned in the building - bloody rioters..."

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4Q just lurking, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)

Why the FUCK

am I being bombarded, by all media, with details of this local news story?

Londoners set fire to London, and steal things from other Londoners, in London

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)

Tell me where you live MisterPunch

and I'll give you a local news story to address the balance.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)

Ok dude I'm bored waiting for your response, I'm going to assume you live in Telford. Here's your local news:

1) Traders in Market Drayton hope a new event inspired by national retail guru Mary Portas will provide a boost after it was claimed it was the most abandoned town centre in Shropshire.

2) A Shropshire industrial estate which was dubbed a “fly-tippers’ paradise” has been transformed after workers fed up with the constant mess decided to clean it up.

3) It’s the middle of summer – the furthest point from the bleak midwinter’s best efforts to wreak havoc on Shropshire’s road surfaces – and the war on potholes continues apace.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)

I live in Bournemouth...

News me !

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paranoiaman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)

Here we go:

1) PROPOSALS that could see private parking wardens operating in Bournemouth are set to go before the council.

2) A MAN is appealing for help after hundreds of family photographs stored in a unit in Christchurch went missing.

3) REBECCA Adlington, double Olympic Gold medalist and World Champion swimmer, says Poole girl Tae Smith is ‘an inspiration’.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)

me 2

lololo0olol

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)

Edinburgh

and I have read today's Scotsman and the Edinburgh Evening News - which were full of some shite about riots in london.

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)

And the festival's on.

And it's full of London-based so-called comedians. I'm moving to Syria.

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)

VOLUNTEERS behind Scotland's first community-run bakery are celebrating a double boost this week after securing a bumper cash injection and planning permission for their pioneering venture.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

I'm glad about that...

...they really needed the dough!!!

Take that, you shitty cockney comedians.

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)

See through swimsuits are not what they're cracked up to be...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)

Tell me about it ;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

bollocks!

was meant to be picking up a swimming costume today!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

"Well hello bikini.. do you come here often?"... you'll have to go starkers and spent the money on booze instead...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

i'll only go starkers on my balcony

and it's an all-inclusive hotel, so the booze is included anyway!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)

Oww nice.... I really must go on holiday one day myself.....I'v never been abroard appart from tobbaco shopping in belgium many years ago...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)

i've been saving 2 years for this

it's costing me £420, including £54 for single room supplement

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)

Robbing bastards with their single room supplemnts aren't they...!!... but £420 sounds like a good deal..

You enjoy every minute of it when you go.....
I'm off for a shower so I can watch the news at ten and see what everyones been going on about all day...!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)

have fun!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)

doubt it's worth a new thread but.......

TOAP

(The Director of Directing, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)

T-shirt isn't bloody enough

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)

I realised this

just after posting. Spraypaint tool in MSpaint wouldn't do it justice, lol

(The Director of Directing, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

needs more blood

this isn't a fucking persil advert

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

hahaha

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boris the spider, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)

He doesn't appear to have a willy.....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)

Help me, Obi-Wan(s), you're my only hope(s)...

Click to see 'em better.

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)

As the button says...

I like this.

*clicks

(twizted_synapses, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)

oh, i do like this

and i'm loving his old testament-style hairdo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)

These are ace...... but hasn't he got the wrong light saber?

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)

...not that I'm aware of, but go on?

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)

I was just mainly joking and playing the dumb ass star wars pedant ;-) I do like your pictures...

But Obi Wans lightsaber had the egg cup thing where the beam came out...

www.oohyeahzone.com/collection/collection5-lightsabers.html

www.oohyeahzone.com/collection/collections-jedimaster-sabers.html

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)

Hahahaha

"DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY GUESTBOOK BEFORE YOU LEAVE!!"

Hello there. I'm no expert but after looking at your site I suspect you may be mentally ill. Anyway, cheers! mofaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)

*waits for guestbook page to load*

Please tell me you did.

EDIT: I tried going to the guestbook twice, but it wouldn't have it. :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)

Nah

if I start with that it will end up filling all my time.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

Haha.. lightsaber shapes iz srs biznz..!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)

Cool, pedant away, Invisable Man :p

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)

Lovely! :D

and, bearded mentor-warrior who dies

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)

if i was neeson

i'd take the time to reply to that one

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)

Well he HAS changed his tune.

Now in all his films, he plays a CIA/SAD/What-fucking-ever operative who kills an entire country.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)

is this something to do with star wars?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)

STAR WARS!!!!!

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4Q just lurking, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)

Anyone mind if I bury this here?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)

Nice idea nice graphic wrong album. Relics, not Dark Side of the Moon.

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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)

I'm well aware the song and album don't match

But the triangular prism matches with the warning sign, and CwtAE is a "warning". I know it's a bit shit, that's why I didn't bother with a new thread.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

Perhaps "Caution! Brain Damage!"... Although I do like the idea of using the DSotM prism as a warning sign.

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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)

Your kung-fu is excellent.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)

his chow mein isn't bad, either

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)

Noodles and flesh = genius.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)

mmmmmmm

fleshy noodles....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

No worries London

Oh wait..

Click for bigger (45 kb)

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)

I see the Met police floating reserves unit have been called in to help...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)

hahaha... levitation lols

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)

They're the hardest bastards on the force...!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)

Welcome to London 2012

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)

wahey!

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)

mine is crap, butt haz it

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)

hahaha.....you couldn't have picked a better expression :D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)

i've seen someone do this better

great japes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)

accompanied by the sound at 0:30

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAcg-kMC4QA

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xIwfzx4ROc

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)

even dressed like that

i'd still go for a drink with him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)

Well he sorted that mugger out....

He'll just shout "Stop that right now you bunch of oiks..!"
And because they are working class and he is upper class they will simply be compelled to comply..... you'll see....!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)

not my work...

but i lold

(fivefingers, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)

i can't help it, i'm tired today

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)

WARNING

man in balaclava / dildo apparatus

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)

all that gimpery is tiring

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)

Ain't nothin but a G-thang

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)

i do like a man who looks good in black rubber

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)

Now you've done it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL5mAbwUYpM

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)

i'm suddenly glad

my computer is too old and shit for me to watch youtube

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)

It was only a baby sloth yawning, but you can never be too sure.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)

that's pretty much what they do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)

BEWARE: UPSET GIMP WITH KNIFE IN HEAD PATROLS THESE GARDENS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)

not my garden

there's a big dog out there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)

sleep deprived feral man with slack anus is not dog

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)

it's a big dog called red

if it was a man, i'd be much happier to fuck his shit right up for barking outside my bedroom window at 7 a.m.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:49, archived)

Why have you got a dog in your garden?

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)

communal garden

fuckers moved into the end flat about 4 months ago. their dog is mental. constantly yelling at it to fuck off seems to be having an effect on them, though.
the try to keep it away from my windows now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

There's a girl in the garden

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)

in the garden.

there is a girl.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)

Bugger :-(

Thought you lived in a house with your own garden.....
I have to share mine with 3 others as well, nobody ever uses it including me, I'd like to sit outside sometimes but just don't want to have to talk to the fucktards if they pass.....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)

ours is shared between ten flats

we've got a patio, tables and a barbecue. it's nice sometimes to sit out on a warm evening and have a drink with my less retarded neighbours

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)

Out of the 3 others that I share with....

One lives somewhere else so is never ever in....
Another lives around the other side on the building so never ever comes around to the back where the garden is....
But my next door neighbour has to come threw the garden the same as myself to get in and out of the flat..... and he is just a total peice of alcohic retarded scum that I just tolorate in a hello sort of way to maintain a mutual tolorance... but he's a twat and I just don't want to talk to him at all

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)

sounds like one of mine

opening the blinds at 9 in the morning to see him and his pissed-up mates sitting out there, drinking their breakfast bottles of white lightning is unpleasant.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)

Come the day of the revolution... we'll stick em up against the wall..!!.. ;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)

oh hell, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)

I should really put that sign up.

The postmen aren't very keen on coming to the door.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)

leave a horse corpse in the garden

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)

Yawning Contagion Hazard sounds and looks like he's a member of the Norwegian IRA

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)

he might be

he does have a life outside his warning poster modelling, you know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)

Maybe I could employ him part time to spell all my posts correctly for me....!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)

i keep him pretty busy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)

On spelling.. or special duties....?

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)

special duties, of course

i don't usually need help with spelling

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)

Just as I thought....... ;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)

this actually does make me yawn

i say well done for that, even though it does deafeat the point of the warning a little.

XO

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)

SUCCESS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)

;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)

hahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

Well, that explains it...

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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)

just looking at this makes me feel warm, snuggly and slightly evil

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)

RIP NIKE HITOP

4vr n rhtz

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)

That building is a volcano!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)

so which of the 20 families that lived in that building and had to be evacuated were to blame for the shooting again?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)

all of them

it was society's fault, man

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)

hm, since I posted that I'm taking in refugees from Hackney

as I've just seen cars on fire in their street on the BBC live stream

and all their friends live in...Hackney

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)

Talking of Hackney

Is it me or does the can look shopped? And pity the poor bugger who once had an MX-5.

(twizted_synapses, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)

it's ok, they were black

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)

/DailyMail

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)

Blacks: Know your limits

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)

not really

Saw some of the residents being interviewed on the telly. How they could calmly talk about their homes and posessions being razed to the ground with out swearing or calling the rioters cunts, i dont know.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)

shock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)

I'd tell you, but the Mail on Sunday have embargoed it :(

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)

Nemesis to Flame--Licensed to Douse

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LS18, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)

UH-OH!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)

why is it always raining in your hoffmans?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)

it's the mission--he chose to accept it

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LS18, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)

what a tool

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)

there aren't many job openings

for one who is mainly water. I guess he could dilute drinks in bars, but that doesn't pay well

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LS18, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)

aren't we all mainly water?

/has never had a job

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)

except for the prunes among us

who have no jobs either

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LS18, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)

damn those prunes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)

Hi Vag!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)

It's the mission

I chose to accept it

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LS18, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)

Thank god you asked that!

I can stop degaussing my monitor now.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)

^ his was just a question--not a solution

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LS18, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)

Nicely...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)

Qantas

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)

*files obscure reply*

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LS18, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)

Qantas never crash.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)

nice ninja on spelling there :)

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LS18, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)

hehe I thought it was Quantum related

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)

A few mishaps, but the Olympic torch's journey begins.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)

Hahaha

In training for the 100-metre plasma tv sprint.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)

ALSO:

Why does it keep refreshing? Why won't it cache? WHY????

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)

erm.. Virginmedia are a crap ISP now.

Blueyonder was magnificent.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

Is it because the picture has got Coca Cola in it? apparently that's meant to be refreshing...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)

Hehehe

apparently next year you'll only be allowed to make molotovs with Coke bottles around the stadium.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)

They are the safest....!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)

In the old days they all got hernias trying it with the CRTs

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

That was done for real, either in I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, or CB4

But I can't find the clip.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)

Haha

Yes, this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)

Hehehe

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

Haha. is that Rambo in the bottom left....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

Try and keep some distance to the buildings eh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

if fire is the cleanser

tottenham should be fucking gleaming by now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)

geni fucking ious

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)

Haha!

nicely!

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

This is awesome

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)

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herman:D, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)

too sweet

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)

Hahaha

most good!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)

ha ha!

proper lol there

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)

Ning

Apologies if bindun, but haven't been on /board much lately :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)

Hahaha!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)

spot on

I am NOT your slave!

(dizzywizard it is on!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)

It's SO unfair.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)

:D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)

The Bastard

(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)

I like this

and sorry for posting right on top :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)

ACAB?

I don't get it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)

honestly!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)

Excell. Hahahahahahahaha.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

Hey!

Work PC

Me no get choice.

(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)

please share the joke!

I need a de-ris

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)

ACAB

Is an old tattoo scumbags used to get, usually on the knuckles:

All Coppers Are Bastards.

(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)

ahhhh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)

hahahaha

coffee/walls

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)

Bullingdon jealousy...

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)

Well... there's fire bomb throwing....

Sprinting... from the police...
Strongman event.. carrying TV,s out of currys and loading into a car as quickly as possible....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)

Sky News showed much footage of black youths kicking in the shop windows of Lidl and Currys.

Had they been more educated they would have looted a bank.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)

But they have far more bargins to steal at Lidl and Currys...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:09, archived)

I like how they destroyed their own supermarket.

Meanwhile the police stand down and piss themselves.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:11, archived)

I'v not actually seen or read the full storey yet.....

I got as far as (Riots, fires, looting, injuries and arrests) and decided to have bar of chocolate instead..!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)

FRESH NIKE'S MUTHFUCKA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)

BUY TOP BRAND SNEAKERS ONLINE!!!

or just go to London and smash a few windows and help yourself.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)

TAKE THAT LIDL

FUCK MINI BABYBEL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)

It's thenew government policy... helping people to help themselves....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)

Is this what they mean by

"stimulating the economy" and "boosting consumer confidence"?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)

Well the people that steal all this stuff... will have all their dole money left to spend in other shops..!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)

Haha... the one thing that didn't surprise me, was when I read one of the shops to be looted was JD sports..!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)

those poor disenfranchised chaps...

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)

Opinion seems to differ....so I did this....Text on a picture of a jar of marmite.

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)

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FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)

You've given our position away to ever passing extra terestrial within a hundred light years..!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)

you go somewhere on the left

nice picture

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)

Isn't everything either funny or not funny?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)

well y'see...

...yes but i wanted to picture to work

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)

Have you ever read Nemi?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)

The fuck does 'innaproriate' mean?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)

it means i did this ages ago, spelt it wrong, and can't be arsed to go back and fix it now.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)

Inda Kenny

rewinding back to Obama's Irish visit...

Ireland's bossman Enda likes playing wargames in Shannon.. but he sheds a tear for Riverdance..

(dizzywizard it is on!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)

Hindi Anna Jones & The Crystal Skullfuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)

Indeed

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)

mit sree D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)

terrible movie..

i actually watched it twice to be sure!

(dizzywizard it is on!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)

The worst part was when Hindi Anna plays poker with the older Short Round and executes him with a cutlass.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)

God I hate that gormless cunt

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)

Nicely.... she's got a great pair of tits.... ;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)

it would work without the tits

it's that good

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)

I agree with you it would......

But also the tits are that good, they would work on their own too...!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)

I had to paint the nipples 5 times before I got it right.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)

It was worth the effort..... they just seem to instantly and magicly draw your eyes ... !

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)

If it didn't have tits,

it would need squirrels.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)

Some would want both....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)

Fucking hell, Hackney's looking grim

(Nice one)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:49, archived)

It always has...

I'm just up the road, it's going to kick off everywhere tonight apparently

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)

it's like a little bosch

if they'd had boob implants back then, nice pic.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:49, archived)

My girls are all real.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)

I fucking love this, hard.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:49, archived)

*calls social services*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)

digital? it's wonderful.

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FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)

(old school) .............................acrylic paint on a slab

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)

Really nice...

A concreate garden slab?

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)

Just some cheap foamboard I found behind some stuff in a pile of junk.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)

Lucky you.... all I found behind my junk pile was the gateway to Narnia ;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)

Don't go in there!

Just a lot of stupid stuff in there.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)

I'v still never seen it or read the book.....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)

Good...good...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)

My other half caught me hiding in the back of the wardrobe on Saturday.

"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
"Narnia business!"

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Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)

I bet you were lion.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)

Far better then lion, witch would be wrong....!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)

What a helmet!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)

Ooh, lovely draws

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)

that my kinda hell!

'cept for that winged forker!

(dizzywizard it is on!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)

it's been in my head all today, it's not quite how i imagined the finished article to look alas

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)

Apparently the trophy cabinet at the Spurs ground was raided during the riots...

The Police are now looking for two glass doors.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)

I thought it was the trophy room

and the police want to speak to a man seen carrying a blue carpet.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)

I did this last night and no one seemed very keen on it...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)

Free balloons!...\0/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)

Hahaha..... straight from London....!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)

mind how you go...

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)

i like this

hehe

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)

thanks :)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)

Fall like an Egyptian....!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)

you can make a nice omlette out of those, it's known as an egg ypt.

*forget the coat, I'll just leave*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)

yes

i think that'll be better for everyone.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)

i'm getting tired of finding bits of papyrus all over the bleedin place

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)

Arf!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)

It's moving the countryside!

*fears*

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)

hahahaha

superb :D

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FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)

oldie

Click for bigger (136 kb)

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)

old or no

i like this

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)

It's turning into a dam bridge..!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)

Very good.

Have a click

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)

fucking hell, that's brilliant

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)

I just keep watching it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:49, archived)

Beautifully done.

*click*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)

Vnice:D

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herman:D, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)

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