He's going to get on a plane tonight and come back to take CONTROL!
God bless David Cameron. He'll single-handedly face down all the rioters.
Edit: Also, he looks wonderfully smug there :)
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:37,
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Edit: Also, he looks wonderfully smug there :)
A hundred struggling businesses going up in flames.
"yeah, the accounts got burned in the building - bloody rioters..."
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:41,
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Why the FUCK
am I being bombarded, by all media, with details of this local news story?
Londoners set fire to London, and steal things from other Londoners, in London
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:48,
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Londoners set fire to London, and steal things from other Londoners, in London
Tell me where you live MisterPunch
and I'll give you a local news story to address the balance.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:52,
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Ok dude I'm bored waiting for your response, I'm going to assume you live in Telford. Here's your local news:
1) Traders in Market Drayton hope a new event inspired by national retail guru Mary Portas will provide a boost after it was claimed it was the most abandoned town centre in Shropshire.
2) A Shropshire industrial estate which was dubbed a “fly-tippers’ paradise” has been transformed after workers fed up with the constant mess decided to clean it up.
3) It’s the middle of summer – the furthest point from the bleak midwinter’s best efforts to wreak havoc on Shropshire’s road surfaces – and the war on potholes continues apace.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:06,
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1) Traders in Market Drayton hope a new event inspired by national retail guru Mary Portas will provide a boost after it was claimed it was the most abandoned town centre in Shropshire.
2) A Shropshire industrial estate which was dubbed a “fly-tippers’ paradise” has been transformed after workers fed up with the constant mess decided to clean it up.
3) It’s the middle of summer – the furthest point from the bleak midwinter’s best efforts to wreak havoc on Shropshire’s road surfaces – and the war on potholes continues apace.
Here we go:
1) PROPOSALS that could see private parking wardens operating in Bournemouth are set to go before the council.
2) A MAN is appealing for help after hundreds of family photographs stored in a unit in Christchurch went missing.
3) REBECCA Adlington, double Olympic Gold medalist and World Champion swimmer, says Poole girl Tae Smith is ‘an inspiration’.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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1) PROPOSALS that could see private parking wardens operating in Bournemouth are set to go before the council.
2) A MAN is appealing for help after hundreds of family photographs stored in a unit in Christchurch went missing.
3) REBECCA Adlington, double Olympic Gold medalist and World Champion swimmer, says Poole girl Tae Smith is ‘an inspiration’.
Edinburgh
and I have read today's Scotsman and the Edinburgh Evening News - which were full of some shite about riots in london.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:17,
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And the festival's on.
And it's full of London-based so-called comedians. I'm moving to Syria.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:21,
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Ok
VOLUNTEERS behind Scotland's first community-run bakery are celebrating a double boost this week after securing a bumper cash injection and planning permission for their pioneering venture.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:24,
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I'm glad about that...
...they really needed the dough!!!
Take that, you shitty cockney comedians.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:28,
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Take that, you shitty cockney comedians.
"Well hello bikini.. do you come here often?"... you'll have to go starkers and spent the money on booze instead...
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:16,
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i'll only go starkers on my balcony
and it's an all-inclusive hotel, so the booze is included anyway!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:20,
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Oww nice.... I really must go on holiday one day myself.....I'v never been abroard appart from tobbaco shopping in belgium many years ago...
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:28,
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i've been saving 2 years for this
it's costing me £420, including £54 for single room supplement
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:35,
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Robbing bastards with their single room supplemnts aren't they...!!... but £420 sounds like a good deal..
You enjoy every minute of it when you go.....
I'm off for a shower so I can watch the news at ten and see what everyones been going on about all day...!!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:41,
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I'm off for a shower so I can watch the news at ten and see what everyones been going on about all day...!!
I realised this
just after posting. Spraypaint tool in MSpaint wouldn't do it justice, lol
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:11,
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Help me, Obi-Wan(s), you're my only hope(s)...
Click to see 'em better.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:39,
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Click to see 'em better.
oh, i do like this
and i'm loving his old testament-style hairdo
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:43,
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I was just mainly joking and playing the dumb ass star wars pedant ;-) I do like your pictures...
But Obi Wans lightsaber had the egg cup thing where the beam came out...
www.oohyeahzone.com/collection/collection5-lightsabers.html
www.oohyeahzone.com/collection/collections-jedimaster-sabers.html
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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www.oohyeahzone.com/collection/collection5-lightsabers.html
www.oohyeahzone.com/collection/collections-jedimaster-sabers.html
Hahahaha
"DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY GUESTBOOK BEFORE YOU LEAVE!!"
Hello there. I'm no expert but after looking at your site I suspect you may be mentally ill. Anyway, cheers! mofaha
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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Hello there. I'm no expert but after looking at your site I suspect you may be mentally ill. Anyway, cheers! mofaha
*waits for guestbook page to load*
Please tell me you did.
EDIT: I tried going to the guestbook twice, but it wouldn't have it. :(
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:07,
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EDIT: I tried going to the guestbook twice, but it wouldn't have it. :(
Well he HAS changed his tune.
Now in all his films, he plays a CIA/SAD/What-fucking-ever operative who kills an entire country.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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Nice idea nice graphic wrong album. Relics, not Dark Side of the Moon.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:22,
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I'm well aware the song and album don't match
But the triangular prism matches with the warning sign, and CwtAE is a "warning". I know it's a bit shit, that's why I didn't bother with a new thread.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:25,
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Perhaps "Caution! Brain Damage!"... Although I do like the idea of using the DSotM prism as a warning sign.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:19,
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I see the Met police floating reserves unit have been called in to help...
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:39,
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Well he sorted that mugger out....
He'll just shout "Stop that right now you bunch of oiks..!"
And because they are working class and he is upper class they will simply be compelled to comply..... you'll see....!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:48,
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And because they are working class and he is upper class they will simply be compelled to comply..... you'll see....!
i'm suddenly glad
my computer is too old and shit for me to watch youtube
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:26,
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It was only a baby sloth yawning, but you can never be too sure.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30,
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it's a big dog called red
if it was a man, i'd be much happier to fuck his shit right up for barking outside my bedroom window at 7 a.m.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:49,
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communal garden
fuckers moved into the end flat about 4 months ago. their dog is mental. constantly yelling at it to fuck off seems to be having an effect on them, though.
the try to keep it away from my windows now.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:14,
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the try to keep it away from my windows now.
Bugger :-(
Thought you lived in a house with your own garden.....
I have to share mine with 3 others as well, nobody ever uses it including me, I'd like to sit outside sometimes but just don't want to have to talk to the fucktards if they pass.....
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:22,
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I have to share mine with 3 others as well, nobody ever uses it including me, I'd like to sit outside sometimes but just don't want to have to talk to the fucktards if they pass.....
ours is shared between ten flats
we've got a patio, tables and a barbecue. it's nice sometimes to sit out on a warm evening and have a drink with my less retarded neighbours
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:28,
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Out of the 3 others that I share with....
One lives somewhere else so is never ever in....
Another lives around the other side on the building so never ever comes around to the back where the garden is....
But my next door neighbour has to come threw the garden the same as myself to get in and out of the flat..... and he is just a total peice of alcohic retarded scum that I just tolorate in a hello sort of way to maintain a mutual tolorance... but he's a twat and I just don't want to talk to him at all
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:37,
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Another lives around the other side on the building so never ever comes around to the back where the garden is....
But my next door neighbour has to come threw the garden the same as myself to get in and out of the flat..... and he is just a total peice of alcohic retarded scum that I just tolorate in a hello sort of way to maintain a mutual tolorance... but he's a twat and I just don't want to talk to him at all
sounds like one of mine
opening the blinds at 9 in the morning to see him and his pissed-up mates sitting out there, drinking their breakfast bottles of white lightning is unpleasant.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:40,
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Come the day of the revolution... we'll stick em up against the wall..!!.. ;-)
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:45,
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I should really put that sign up.
The postmen aren't very keen on coming to the door.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:35,
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Yawning Contagion Hazard sounds and looks like he's a member of the Norwegian IRA
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30,
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he might be
he does have a life outside his warning poster modelling, you know
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:34,
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Maybe I could employ him part time to spell all my posts correctly for me....!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:37,
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special duties, of course
i don't usually need help with spelling
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:44,
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this actually does make me yawn
i say well done for that, even though it does deafeat the point of the warning a little.
XO
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:37,
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XO
just looking at this makes me feel warm, snuggly and slightly evil
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:46,
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so which of the 20 families that lived in that building and had to be evacuated were to blame for the shooting again?
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:54,
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hm, since I posted that I'm taking in refugees from Hackney
as I've just seen cars on fire in their street on the BBC live stream
and all their friends live in...Hackney
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:04,
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and all their friends live in...Hackney
not really
Saw some of the residents being interviewed on the telly. How they could calmly talk about their homes and posessions being razed to the ground with out swearing or calling the rioters cunts, i dont know.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:01,
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there aren't many job openings
for one who is mainly water. I guess he could dilute drinks in bars, but that doesn't pay well
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:50,
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Thank god you asked that!
I can stop degaussing my monitor now.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:49,
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erm.. Virginmedia are a crap ISP now.
Blueyonder was magnificent.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:36,
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Is it because the picture has got Coca Cola in it? apparently that's meant to be refreshing...
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:38,
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Hehehe
apparently next year you'll only be allowed to make molotovs with Coke bottles around the stadium.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:45,
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That was done for real, either in I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, or CB4
But I can't find the clip.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:37,
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if fire is the cleanser
tottenham should be fucking gleaming by now
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:39,
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ACAB
Is an old tattoo scumbags used to get, usually on the knuckles:
All Coppers Are Bastards.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:54,
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All Coppers Are Bastards.
Well... there's fire bomb throwing....
Sprinting... from the police...
Strongman event.. carrying TV,s out of currys and loading into a car as quickly as possible....
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:53,
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Strongman event.. carrying TV,s out of currys and loading into a car as quickly as possible....
Sky News showed much footage of black youths kicking in the shop windows of Lidl and Currys.
Had they been more educated they would have looted a bank.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:05,
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I like how they destroyed their own supermarket.
Meanwhile the police stand down and piss themselves.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:11,
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I'v not actually seen or read the full storey yet.....
I got as far as (Riots, fires, looting, injuries and arrests) and decided to have bar of chocolate instead..!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:17,
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BUY TOP BRAND SNEAKERS ONLINE!!!
or just go to London and smash a few windows and help yourself.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:25,
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It's thenew government policy... helping people to help themselves....
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:28,
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Is this what they mean by
"stimulating the economy" and "boosting consumer confidence"?
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:30,
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Well the people that steal all this stuff... will have all their dole money left to spend in other shops..!!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:44,
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Haha... the one thing that didn't surprise me, was when I read one of the shops to be looted was JD sports..!!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:26,
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Opinion seems to differ....so I did this....Text on a picture of a jar of marmite.
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You've given our position away to ever passing extra terestrial within a hundred light years..!!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:42,
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it means i did this ages ago, spelt it wrong, and can't be arsed to go back and fix it now.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:38,
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Inda Kenny
rewinding back to Obama's Irish visit...
Ireland's bossman Enda likes playing wargames in Shannon.. but he sheds a tear for Riverdance..
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:55,
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rewinding back to Obama's Irish visit...
Ireland's bossman Enda likes playing wargames in Shannon.. but he sheds a tear for Riverdance..
The worst part was when Hindi Anna plays poker with the older Short Round and executes him with a cutlass.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:33,
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I agree with you it would......
But also the tits are that good, they would work on their own too...!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:06,
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It was worth the effort..... they just seem to instantly and magicly draw your eyes ... !
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:13,
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It always has...
I'm just up the road, it's going to kick off everywhere tonight apparently
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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it's like a little bosch
if they'd had boob implants back then, nice pic.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:49,
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(old school) .............................acrylic paint on a slab
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Just some cheap foamboard I found behind some stuff in a pile of junk.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:02,
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Lucky you.... all I found behind my junk pile was the gateway to Narnia ;-)
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:05,
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My other half caught me hiding in the back of the wardrobe on Saturday.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
"Narnia business!"
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:10,
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"Narnia business!"
it's been in my head all today, it's not quite how i imagined the finished article to look alas
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:37,
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Apparently the trophy cabinet at the Spurs ground was raided during the riots...
The Police are now looking for two glass doors.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:58,
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I thought it was the trophy room
and the police want to speak to a man seen carrying a blue carpet.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:10,
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you can make a nice omlette out of those, it's known as an egg ypt.
*forget the coat, I'll just leave*
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:28,
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i'm getting tired of finding bits of papyrus all over the bleedin place
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:36,
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