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# Just tool him up and send him in - problem solved.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# >.<
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# can't argue with that
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
And get the polar bear out as well.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha... aces ....
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# the long arm
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit of cross topic here
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Haha *Cliiiick*
Mind if I sneak this in? Not worth its own thread.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Hahaha, and for all your rebuilding needs...
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Police is maiseal
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:05, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Gotta catch 'em all!
Rioters that is.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# ahahah
this needs more comments, as do a lot of your photoshops. WOO!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# pfffft
:~)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# When they run out of shops to steal from
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# You're nicked!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# did he get that boob job
on the never-neverland?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Yay for GNOPs
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# WOO!
This is my first post in about five years. I sure do love teh gnops!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# *dons hat*
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Tusk, tusk
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Ear ear!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Spang!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I've got this idea for a sure-fire movie franchise.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Ok so how have you 'shopped Christian Bale?
I'm having trouble seeing what you have done ;)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# he needs an over the shoulder boulder holder
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:09, archived)
# *puts in a call to Otto Titzling*
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)
# hahahaha
love that phrase.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# every time i think of batman
i think of george clooney doing that little hoppy bum-jiggle when he's putting his bat pants on
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# arf : )
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
#
---superman's urine stream should break down porcelain---
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# somone should do
'batman baggins'

and some hobbit related shop. I'd do it myself, but im still working. Pesky riot news distracted me from my work for several hours.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# i'm only a couple of miles away from it
definitely not going into town this week
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Didnt know you were a londoner
im in islington - a few warnings and precautions, but nowt serious so far. Hope it stays that way - i love my wee town.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)
# i'm not a londoner
liverpool has gone a bit tits-up, too
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)
# oh arr
im originally from wolverhampton, and thats getting busted up tonight. Moreso...
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# i've been saying for a while now
that society was going to fall and the world would be destroyed by idiots.
didn't think it would happen so soon, though.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Doubt if they'll riot in Scotland
Would require Scots taking a lead from the English...
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# heheheh
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# here you go
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
#
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#
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# heh heh
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Mindpiss
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Me
likey. Click worthy. :)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Slightly random I grant you
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# hahhahahhahaha outloud laffs
much funnier than mine :D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Pea-roast, but relevant.
but relevant.

Seeing as though there's coppers all around there now.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# is that the new show
about the gay firemen?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Oh do you dare? *limp wrist*
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# they spend most of the show
sliding down the pole
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# And up it again.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# and down........and up........and down.......oh, my........
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Pffffft
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Ha ha, the mad brush salesman strikes again!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# he's made a clean sweep
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# it was getting all bristly out there.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# jesus, i'm so tired, i actually feel sick.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# that means it's wine o'clock
cures all ills.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# could well be
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one wot does typos
also clicks
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# damn it!
where - wot i dun?

seening - damnit and my fat typing fingenienras@£$%^&*
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# and enourmous
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# ah bollox
not like it was going to FP :D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Nice one - "Broom emporium" - love it!
That reporter has an unusually seductive look in her eyes though. Most odd...
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Last of the Tyne Lards.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Tyne Lards, shirley?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Top suggestion!
Ninja edited.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# his belly should read NSFW
:D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# david mitchel has let himself go
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# 11 months from now...


(trouble brewing)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# just as long as they don't book Lulu for the opening ceremony
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# or The Bangles
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# she'd 'ave 'em for breakfast
or lunch, depending upon the time
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
# i'm thinking of having a salad
as i've just discovered the perfect salad cream. it's almost like mayonnaise, but lighter and zingier, without being overpowered by vinegar and with a lovely creaminess.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:32, archived)
# vodka?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# not right now, thanks
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I'll ask again in 30 seconds ...
......vodka?

(I'm a slow typer)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# go on, then
i've not cracked open the wine yet
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# inexcusable!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# i know, i know
but i've got company at the moment
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# ooooooo
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
"Smashy's got a boyfriend "
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# it's my aunt
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Kinky
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# she may have a beard to rival Jafar's
but she's not a man.

also, eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# one too many facelifts
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# pfff!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# AND SO IT SPREADS............
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
Gunuine shocked roffle
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Why is it always windy in your images?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# windy or daleky
i have two strings to my bow ;P
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Windy Stavros - now there's an image
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# is that the greek miller with the kebab fetish?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# that's the one :D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
# he's a dirty bugger
if he ever offers you baklava, say no.
*shudders*
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# o_0
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# i'm not saying
it's still too traumatic
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# pours tea...offers custard cream
now do get it off your chest
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# i........i.......i just can't....
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# is it that BIG?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# it's ENORMOUS
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# jaffa cayke ?????
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# not even the sweetness of a juicy jaffa can ease my yeast-based trauma
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# some Canestan buns then?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)
# thrushy noms!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Just Say 'Ne'
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# i did
unfortunately, i didn't say it in greek.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Nah, Windy's more of a cider man.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# it started as rioting
but right from the beginning, you knew this was different.
because it was happening in small villages, market towns.
and then it wasn't on t.v any more, it was on the street outside. it was coming in through your window.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# what, you don't like that film?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# i was just sad thinking how apt that was
and how Chigley might be next :(
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# only if they didn't learn from the Trumpton Riots
i'm locking myself in with a bottle of wine tonight.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# watch out those Chigley skins don't climb in through your windows
0.0
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# fuck this, i'm moving to Camberwick Green!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# nowhere's safe round those parts
why don't you try Tracy island?.....Brains will know what do do if it all kicks off there
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)
# good plan
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Chuffing ace this is!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaahha
FRONTPAGE THIS NOW
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# epic
simply epic, nicely :D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Windy Militant
leads his Basque-like corngrinders to war.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Thanks for the FP everyone :D
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 6:46, archived)
# Windy Militant?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Obtainer of rare antiquities..
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# What was briefly yours is now mine..
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Squash the fucker!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# is the other dap in the ark of the covenant?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Nicely done deserves more replies
very good photoshopping
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# This
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] kids do the darndest things...
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# oh fuck, i want one!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Eyeball sex FTW
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# just do it with my left eye
then at least i won't see what you're doing! :D
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:42, archived)
# that's not the first time someone has said that to me...
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# this does not surprise me
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# because I think it was you who said it?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)
# quite possibly
i can't be expected to keep accurate records of all my deviant comments, can i?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# there have been so many.............
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# true, true
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# sounds fun
"socket sex"
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# socket and see
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# plus
who needs condoms?...wahey
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# i don't know
would you really want to get you cock covered in stringy eye bogies?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# now you've made me hard.....
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# pffff
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# HA HA HA
Pub lols
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# wins all round!
* although not as much fun as ear or knee sex
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Waaaaaaannnnt
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Furnace McQueen
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# to death :(
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# that's Mia
or Tia, they're twins y'know.

Mia/Tia = Mazda Miata.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Henry's back from... erm... shopping.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# My local shopping centre has been cordoned off and armed to the teeth.
Let's just say the end doesn't justify the means; it's a shithole.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Whut? Your local shopping centre has been "armed to the teeth" ?
I am picturing a weaponised Tesco metro, or a Lidl with rocket launchers attached.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Shoulda left that bit out :P
That would be awfully badass though.

An ED-209 outside Gamestation or something.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Fly, tiny Henry, fly!
:)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I was going to say... Needs more leaning bloke...
But then I zoomed in... Woo!

EDIT: Needs more Quo...
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Just a minute!

I fucking hate Nicholas Parsons.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Nicholas Parsons with a dildo?
*Deviation*
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
#
:)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
#
and a degree of hesitation
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# you've been out with Nicholas Parsons?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# SHIT!
I was supposed to be taking out Nicholas Parsons tonight.

NICHOLAS! PARSONS!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# white space party!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
#
It's part of the composition
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
#
Oh. I see...
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# That's the spirit Bozzer!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Has Boris joined in the looting , and stolen Donald Trumps hair?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I take it you've never been into a branch of Trumps Wigoramma?
Marvelous places.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Puts on list of places to loot toght...1
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# A wise choice sir.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
#

(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# hooray for champagne molotov cocktails
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# has the image limit been raised or am I about to see an online asthma attack?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# *readies the Salbutamol for mass distribution*
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# aye!
none of this namby-pamby Ventolin bullshit!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# + a volumatic!
ROCK AND ROLL!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# CAMERO BORISTA NICKTU
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# The whole concept of Boris J sorting this mess out is just bonkers.
It would be like being involved in a high spreed multi vehicle car crash, and stitting dazed and bleeding, trapped in the wreckage trying not to listen to the sound of dripping petrol, you hear sirens

only to have an clown fire engine come tearing round the corner, with blue lights flashing and a two clowns in baggy trousers and oversized shoes throwing buckets of confetti everywhere, while a third clown knocks the other two over with the ladder he has over his shoulder.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Well that would put a smile on your face and cheer you up...
Which is a good thing as you've just lost your car and might need a long stay in hospital....
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
Without me, it is useless.
Without my broom, I am useless
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# quality :)
That's right. loot smart. loot S-Mart. You got that?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)

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