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Builder's TeaIt takes three builders to make tea, health & safety.
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:42,
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*chucking the milk in the concrete mixer*would be a great euphamism for something or other.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:45,
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masturbating into a tonka truck?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:54,
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nice!but what's going on with the roofline in frame 2?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:45,
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Deliberate mistake, you win a prize.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:46,
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the houses needs to get theirFISCHGABELs fixed.
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:47,
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Tea, sugar, man milk, resulting in a 'delightfully refreshing drink'.No wonder I drink coffee. :)
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Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:49,
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That raised a giggle from me...Nice job :)
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benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:33,
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Your very own cut-out-and-keep TeaBum
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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what the fuck have I unleashed?! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:23,
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On my command, unleash FISCHGABEL! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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I say we take off and FISCHGABEL the entire site from orbit Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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unilateral FISCHGABEL is definitely the way forward
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:29,
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See this? THIS ... is my FISCHGABEL!retails for around 109.95 etc
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:32,
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hahahaWell played sir!
I mean FISCHGABEL!
(I mean FISCHGABEL!
Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:44,
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Gimme some sugar, baby!Edit: Oh, and Fischgabel!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:22,
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hahahaa parp from the past!
WOO!
(WOO!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:28,
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:28,
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I like this:D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:32,
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Pffftttttyou silly
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:32,
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Gawan, gawan, gawanFischgabel!
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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your country needs tea! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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This remains, and will continue to be, utterly wonderful.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:37,
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It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:11,
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FISCHGABEL Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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we often run out of spoons at workso I pour in random amounts of FISCHGABEL and stir with a fork
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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ahahahaahthis should so have been the mascot for the paralympics!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:11,
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haha nicelywelcome to teh board - you'll never leave
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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hahaha! have a *Click!*
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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Single to Ferensway, sir?Welcome! :)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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hahahanicely
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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hahathanks for the kind words! u bunch of 'orrible bar stewards
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Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:19,
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Well a good brew is a thing of near-divine joy.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:07,
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That's an impressive milk floatsorry
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:06,
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I'm loving this compoMainly because it led me to this page: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpotOfTea
"British Tanks contain "a boiling vessel (BV) also known as a kettle or "bivvie" for water which can be used to brew tea, produce other hot beverages and heat "boil-in-the-bag" meals contained in ration packs. Note that this is an absolute requirement, and a unique one, for British armoured vehicles."
"Certain early machine guns were water-cooled, and the British discovered that, just like hot water from other sources (imagine!), the water could be used to make tea when you were done with it. In fact, it was so efficient at heating the water (it reached boiling after just a few seconds of sustained fire) that the British were apparently known to fire the guns just to make their tea."
"British Prime Minister Earl Grey gave his name to an aromatic blend of tea, which is pretty much all that most people know about him. Given that his other major achievements were, you know, reforming Parliament to be in shouting distance of democracy for the first time, and banning slavery throughout the British Empire, this says a lot about the relative importance of liberty and tea."
"During half-time during the FA Cup Final, extra power generation capability is online to cope with all the kettles being boiled. Electric kettles sold in the British Isles are generally rated at 3 kW - it's generally not possible (ignoring the voltage differences) to use an appliance that uses so much power in North American households without getting your kitchen re-wired. A NEMA 5-20R (T-slot) outlet typically found in modern kitchens in the US will only deliver a maximum of around 2.4 kW. There are lower power kettles (cheap junk sold in the UK can be anything from 1.5-2 kW) but they're slow as hell in comparison. This is the reason why rapid-response power stations such as Dinorwig were built, which can from idling to full power within seconds to accommodate sudden surges in demand. That's right: in the UK they've built specialist power stations inside mountains just so the entire nation can use their high-powered kettles at the same time."
"Immediately after the recent televised wedding of Prince William and now-Duchess Kate ended, British utilities reported a surge of electricity consumption approximating 2,400 megawatts, or about 1 million households boiling kettles. (This was not the all-time record; that'd be 2,800 MW consumed right after the 1990 World Cup England-Germany semifinal game ended.)"
Gawd, makes you proud, dunnit?
("British Tanks contain "a boiling vessel (BV) also known as a kettle or "bivvie" for water which can be used to brew tea, produce other hot beverages and heat "boil-in-the-bag" meals contained in ration packs. Note that this is an absolute requirement, and a unique one, for British armoured vehicles."
"Certain early machine guns were water-cooled, and the British discovered that, just like hot water from other sources (imagine!), the water could be used to make tea when you were done with it. In fact, it was so efficient at heating the water (it reached boiling after just a few seconds of sustained fire) that the British were apparently known to fire the guns just to make their tea."
"British Prime Minister Earl Grey gave his name to an aromatic blend of tea, which is pretty much all that most people know about him. Given that his other major achievements were, you know, reforming Parliament to be in shouting distance of democracy for the first time, and banning slavery throughout the British Empire, this says a lot about the relative importance of liberty and tea."
"During half-time during the FA Cup Final, extra power generation capability is online to cope with all the kettles being boiled. Electric kettles sold in the British Isles are generally rated at 3 kW - it's generally not possible (ignoring the voltage differences) to use an appliance that uses so much power in North American households without getting your kitchen re-wired. A NEMA 5-20R (T-slot) outlet typically found in modern kitchens in the US will only deliver a maximum of around 2.4 kW. There are lower power kettles (cheap junk sold in the UK can be anything from 1.5-2 kW) but they're slow as hell in comparison. This is the reason why rapid-response power stations such as Dinorwig were built, which can from idling to full power within seconds to accommodate sudden surges in demand. That's right: in the UK they've built specialist power stations inside mountains just so the entire nation can use their high-powered kettles at the same time."
"Immediately after the recent televised wedding of Prince William and now-Duchess Kate ended, British utilities reported a surge of electricity consumption approximating 2,400 megawatts, or about 1 million households boiling kettles. (This was not the all-time record; that'd be 2,800 MW consumed right after the 1990 World Cup England-Germany semifinal game ended.)"
Gawd, makes you proud, dunnit?
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:09,
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It's not often that I use the "I like this" button on a reply, but this is one such occasion.Particularly loving the Early Grey one. I for one had no idea about the whole reforming/slavery things... there again I imagine the Earl of Sandwich* did some pretty impressive stuff too.
* Got a feeling this is one of those QI siren things, but what the hell...
(* Got a feeling this is one of those QI siren things, but what the hell...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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Yeah, but QI sirens should always be taken with a pinch of salt"...there's no real evidence that..." whitters Fry.
Or worse, "..one lone crackpot in Kazakhstan disputes the theory that the whole of the rest of science agrees to be correct, and therefore your correct answer is wrong."
(Or worse, "..one lone crackpot in Kazakhstan disputes the theory that the whole of the rest of science agrees to be correct, and therefore your correct answer is wrong."
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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TL;DR(Tea's Lovely; Damn Right)
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:15,
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tldrbut haha just in case
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:37,
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thanks an interesting read
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:36,
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I have a different perspective on this image...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:54,
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I still love this guy's Tron-esque outfit
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:56,
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HahaReminds me of that huge 'gangsta' looking guy on the news proudly posing with the stuff he'd just looted.. A large bag of Tesco value rice.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:57,
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Catch a cuppa
wish I could
floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:43,
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TyI lost the colour when I optimized and thought it too drab
( floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:06,
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a HippopotateaIncidently the new guidelines for animations is 400k so you may not have needed to optimise it to be under 200k
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:26,
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nice oneI thought I was on the limit and a flaming was coming my way,Thanks I will bear it in mind
( floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:38,
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Damn, it's been a while. 'ningles all!
Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:03,
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Who?Me or Sauron? I just had to look that word up and I think it applies to us both.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:52,
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That was on telly last night...Went on till stupid o'clock though.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:58,
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I watched thatlove the bit when surfin bird soundtrack blasts out
( floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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boil em, mash em, fill em with spunk
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:22,
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Last time I bought one of those,I put it down, couldn't find it again.
( Chumps 👀,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:41,
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Compo this nowif it has anything to do with teabagging
( MisterPunch did it that way on,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:27,
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wowhe sure is vibrating those balls!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:51,
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Tell her to piss off.Lazy cow can pour her own cup of tea ;p
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LS18,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:28,
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hahaI think I'll pass on the Sugars
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:54,
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I walked past him in the street yesterdayHe's quite a small man
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:03,
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This neighbour sounds like a real douche.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:53,
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Water bastardYou should hyd-rotating sprinklers from him.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:39,
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*facepalms*And in other news, after partaking in pints of real ale, with blue cheese on wholemeal biscuits last night my Bottom is no longer a friend to me :(
I am making "trouser coughs" that you can nearly see....
(I am making "trouser coughs" that you can nearly see....
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:16,
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nicefarts you can lean up against
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23,
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Hovis biscuits + cheese = greatest taste on earthgood man!
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23,
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*boke*salad cream = satan`s spunk
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:54,
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Sounds like an identical scenario I haven't dared leave the house yet
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:21,
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Ning b3ta "IT'S FRIDAY!!!!"Todays Birthday Stripys are the only good thing in the Mr Bean movie, Emma de Caunes and the only non-gay thing to come out of Brokeback Mountain, Michelle Williams
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:12,
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and todays pair of massive tits are...Hugh Grant and Adam Sandler (Sorry Joliet)
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:12,
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Annr Hathawaytakes her top off in Brokeback, she is also a non-gay brokeback thing
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Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:10,
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2 years on and the replies are still the same! 'NING! fellas! :)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:35,
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Hello and goodnightI'm off drinking.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:53,
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Magnets!Fucking shitty magnets.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 9 Sep 2011, 6:49,
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