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# !
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# *checks watch*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# *checks time zone*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)
# *checks underwear*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
# *checks tim's underwear*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Ignore the name...
My mother insists on writing on them incase I loose them at the baths.
I believe these say "please molest this boy, he's very naughty"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)
# *checks label in tim's underwear*
*molests*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)
# *checks bat channel*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# *sobs gently*
*secretly enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# *sells the film*
*shares money with smash*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:15, archived)
# *rocks back and forth in bath scrubbing*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)
# *films for sequel*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:23, archived)
# 5. PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Blimey it's Blakey from on the Buses
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# I OYTE YEW BUTLARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# OI, WATCH WHERE YOU FALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# It's Bill!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Stay still you springy bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# watch where you autumn?
whut?

5
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I make typos...
and I stand by it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# hmmm...
blakey and shockjaw, separated at birth
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Not sure what route he's on
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# That beer is off.
It really shouldn't have lumps in it.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# why did you have to say that?
*dry-heaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# You been minesweeping then?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)
# not lately
i used to be able to down a pint in 6 seconds. that trick got me many a free beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I have a friend who can open his gullet and just pour beer in.
Once saw him down two pints at a karaoke night during a 4 second musical break.
The rest of his performance was unsurprisingly bilious.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
# fuck, i could never manage that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# "unsurprisingly bilious"
haha - great turn of phrase there
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# that thing's gonna be shitfaced
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Woo!
but where is his beer-belly?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# It's Stella light®
less feeling & calories.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# same chavtastic taste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Ahhh Stella light...
For when you just want to give her a bit of a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the new... PengUSB
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Yes, but what does it do?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)
# it can be milked
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Tiled?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
# What it does?
It has more storage than a Fluffy Disk
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
# can it keep me warm?
i'm fucking freezing here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# boing
boing
boing
boing
boing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# That's one nasty looking tag nut!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)
#
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# actual LOL at this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Ahaha
click
(Turtlecrumpets, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# he always falls for that one
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] "I found this and I think it should win"
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
# But that doesn't look very fluffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
# how about this, taken last night

click for big, 147kB

yes, she now uses the toilet.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Needs more herb jars spelling rude words
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I founds da piktr on tah interwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha, nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Why do I always feel the need to relax my eyes like those things are magic eye pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# ah, now that takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# bossy bitch, get your own flashy sprites!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)
#
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)
# That makes my willy want to join the jet set.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# looks a bit ginger to me.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# actual size
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:36, archived)
# was going to post this in it's own thread but this seems more appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Ah. I've scrolled down. You're willing to do all the posts and none of the work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:35, archived)
#
Eh. Who?
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Here at this b3ta type place
we do our own stuff. Of something you found online. When you do that you knock someone's hard work off the messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)
#
OK fair enough now you've explained it. I'll be good now.
I thought it'd be OK because I made sure I said I'd "found" it, that in itself was a reference to the Hulk Hogan 9/11 picture that usually appears on challenges with that caption though. Don't want to cheese anyone off. Thanks for explaining.
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# just don't delete it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Usually the Hulk Hogan "I found this" pics are shopped though, typically with the image challenge subject in place of Hogan
And while it's often sort of ok to post slightly less kosher stuff on /board, it's always best to post it in an existing thread rather than starting a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
#
OK no probs. Got off to a bad start here, I'll make sure all my stuff is shopped and not a percentage.
Thanks for explaining and not being a sod about it.
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# You're welcome
Hope you enjoy your time here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# after the tyre ads stopped, the michelin man turned to porn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
#
the tyre ads stopped his torso was ripped off
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# he chose torture porn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Meanwhile his torso got a job as a newsreader
and found the whole porn thing rather embarrassing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# isn't that what they all do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# yeah
real original...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
#
You don't sayyyyyyy!
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# i found this little guy today. He seems content with his member
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
# I wouldn't where to start eating that
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
# You utter twat
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Been a B3tan for 7 years. Here's the first pic I ever posted.

(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Here, Have Billy Crystal with a CDC... And it tiles too!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)
# yes
because i waited 7 years for this.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)
# It comes to us all....
Or on us all the way he's going at it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I misread what you said
I thought this the first time you'd ever posted an image in 7 years.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Stop flooding the board then!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
#
Hahha.
B3tan for 8 years, member for only 2.
6 years to join and another 14 months to post LOL.
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Sleep in peace with your mum tonight
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeez, they never learn...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:03, archived)
# eeewww :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:03, archived)
# that's got it
have a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:03, archived)
# X[
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Brutal! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Well...
little fluffy bastad deserved it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# win
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I Fank U!
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Swipe
Nom
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)
# And...
they keep coming!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Threadwave
for good giffage
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)
# JA!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha - You loon...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I know
I know
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
# haha
brilliant fluffy animatoring there Wil and great sig too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)
# It was
I changed it now it's over.

*edit* and thanks, I should say thanks shouldn't I? I'm not good at stuff like this at times...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Cheers!
Saw it, thought it, had to do it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(herman:D, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Hoo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:21, archived)
#
восхитительный
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# œ∑´®†¥
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
very ace, lovin' that blood streak!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# It's the little details I love
so I'm a little devil that likes putting them in.

Just twiddled with it a little bit after Doc Who, added a slight hint of bloodsoaked fluff under the paw...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# you wicked man
I think 20 clicks on a pic should make it an automatic FP , but I don't make dem rules

*super clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Oh you're very kind
but I'm not at all sure the death of a lil fluffy baby penguin is quite the first impression the front page would be looking for!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Nicely Wil
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Fanks!!
:€
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Excellent
Big smile on face here while clicking
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] in a very childish mood today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)
# WTF IS THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# looks like hairy man-arse to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I thought it was a plucked cdc...
...with the cock ripped off?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)
# bumfluff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Will someone check my stools?
How are they?

(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
# A little solid are you getting enough wood-fibre in your diet?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Mainly cheese & wheat. I need bran flakes stat.
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)
# cheese is a kind of meat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)
#
a tasty yellow treat
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)
# that was quick......spang!..you'll be familiar with that response no doubt...
...so glad it wasn't the other type of stool
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:54, archived)
#
I saw the minging one with "the brown halo" as someone described it. I sometimes draw stools on that iPoo app haha.
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Aye... We'll have none of this shit!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# bet that hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Not half as much as Cosbys' bill for the photoshoot!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Doubt that'd flush
Looks like you'd need to get the electric whisk on that.
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# loose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I think this is definately a Type 1 on the Bristol Stool form scale
See a doctor immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# How are they? They're unshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)
# To be fair, it's no worse than some of the entries for that Real World Sexy Time comp we had a few weeks back
Edit: Looking at his latest post, I think that is about this guy's level
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:30, archived)
#
The unshaped stool pic was a reference to what E Dubya said to me. My first post was shopped Jeez. My third post was a crap reference to the Hulk 9/11 one that appears here. FFS.
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
# So I think what you're saying is
they're unshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# paging Gillian McKeith
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
# I'd like to think this is how it will happen on monday but....





It's a bit Star Warsy meets Troy meets the travs.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)
# The previous sergeant used to dress up as a zebra
but he screwed up and they had his stripes for it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:09, archived)
# had his stripes! ha-hee-hee! :)
Now leave!
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# those tyres look a bit bricky to me.
Still, least they left the spare on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Gillian Fluffy
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
# heh heh.............you certainly took your time posting
now that you're here...welcome..... 'shop a stool etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Discovered B3ta in 2002/3
Thanks. I've finally been bothered to post. :)
(Mitch1984, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
# For no good raisen: I introduce to you Professor Dumbleton Smithe pondering the meaning of shite!

Wacom Bamboo + Livebrush Lite
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Bow ties are cool. Needs a fez?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# The tuft of hair indicates that Prof Dumbleton Smithe is a avid fez wearer
but tonight he has left it off to consider the full meanings of a Universe of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# he's the bastard lovechild of Aubrey Beardsley and Gerald Scarfe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# happy candlez : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Happy Candles
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# yay candles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# CAEKY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# you appear to have ignited. kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# I'm burning with age
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# and i thought it was gonorrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# this doesn't NEED a reason
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# perhaps a teeny weeny de-ris ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Random (as much as anything can truly be random) drawing... no raisen
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# And a Raisen?
;) thank you Smashy just looking at WB's tribute to your smashing sea animals
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# :)
i may diversify into aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# This will be worth waiting for as I know you have a real love of the Aliens
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# my love of aliens is almost as vast as my shitness of drawing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# FTW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# That poor man - the outcome of his pondering looks bleak
I love all the little details like the flying insect.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Indeed very bleak
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# is that a flying camel top right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# sweet!
His expression says it all: shite, what's it all about?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Whatever he has to say,
I would definately listen.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# I like the way he also has an upside down face with a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# does he have leather elbow patches on that jacket?
i bet he does
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# i have a cozy red plaid jacket -- quilted on the inside
the left elbow has a hole worn in it.

patch or pitch?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Something very Stephen Fryesque about this :)
Lovely drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)
# loverly
is this on art rage? lovin it
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Flying tits
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I would,
But frankly my dear I'm exhausted.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# you can update it on your bumpod
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# frankie howerd would be so proud
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# What? He HATED Titter!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Titties!

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Even Monkey loves Hooters!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
# There you go Smashy... All updated!



* I am a little upset that you did not name your crab... Any ideas anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# yay!
i think i'm most pleased with the anglier fish
EDIT: after a night of watching the mighty boosh, he is either going to be called sammy the crab or jurgen habermaster
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# 'Terry the Turd-fish' still gets my vote...
You will need to start doing some birds next (although not in the biblical sense).

EDIT: Can you still name them all?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# i don't like birds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# can i shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Jürgen Déspond, the Crestfallen Crustacean.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Plonk the Bottlefish.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# it's a girl
i'm thinking of calling her lambrini
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# woudn't that make her a slapper fish?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I HAVE DECIDED!
the crab is called jurgen
the bottle fish is called lambrini
the moth is called cunt
the sperm whale is called jeff
the anglier fish is called meg
the goblin shark is called linda
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ^ All Done...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# All updated...
Sorry but I love the name Plonk for the Bottle Fish...

* Well that passed some time, I'm off to make some food now... Later!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# fair enough
i'm having lovely vegetable curry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Not finished all of your mum's 7 sisters yet then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# eeeeeewwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# ^ Is that going to be a new one Smashy.. I have I just lost the plot?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# no, that's the crab
i have 2 more fish to do, then the tank is completed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I like the eel in a fez
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# must have done that one
about the same time as the end of the last series of dr. who
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# needs a seahorse

WOW! i thought i'd resized it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# it's got a seahorse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# yeah, i just noticed the pony
well, if you don't want him, i'll find new home for him
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# he is lovely
you'll have to see if wobbly feels like adding him to the tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# The Sea-Horse is the Retarded Green thing....
I was a bit bored to I looked at the file names that Smashy gave them and named most of them.

If anyone else needs to pass away a few minutes, you could name the others or suggest a breed for Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# pedro is a mexican sombrero fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Nice one....
real... Does your Seahorse have a name?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# he does
he's called gordon

i thought the green thing was a sunken viking ship :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# i'm not surprised
she looks a bit like one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# That's Glenda's fancy dress costume sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# the fiend will be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Rotal wedding
Did you mean to type "scrotal"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Now updated...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# your anglier fish doesn't have enough angles
i think it may be an angler fish
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# it is
wobbly asked for an anglier fish, so that's what i started calling it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# maybe he was confused with the angel fish
they have few angles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha, I remember that conversation....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# me too
"anglier than what?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# This is how Kevin Costner's Waterworld should have been if they had had a bigger bugdet.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# and the goblin shark needs to be called linda
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# why linda?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# i've just realised i'd replied to the wrong thread!
ah well.
so, linda, because it's a goblin fish.
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Linda it is....

EDIT: Although I am not sure whish Linda you are refering to...
"They all taste look the same to me."
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# i was thinking linda lovelace, due to the gob'lin'
but i've just done a little reading about her, so maybe not :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# i decided to go with linda
because that's my mental aunt's nam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# it's a fine name for a mental aunt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# my mum's got 7 sisters
they range from a bit odd to utterly hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# or maybe Glort
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# All updated.....
Looking through my 'Smashy Folder', I found Tony the turd snail. I can't believ I forgot to add that one!

EDIT: Not all updated, I will add the other name next time I update it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# \o/
my seahorse is in there

and again i respond in the wrong thread
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# chinese eyes on black people....

fuck im bored
(men boles Benea, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# It is slow today....
And if I where him, i'd get my money back from that plastic surgeon, Looks like Chers' lady-boy off spring.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# 1_0
They all look the same to me Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
#
well... it was either that or downs eyes :-/
(men boles Benea, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# <><>
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# - -
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# ><
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# . .
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# ( O O )
Wall-E
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# + +
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# "
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# \ /
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# 0
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# $ S
(eye infection)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# oUo
(the reason for the eye infection)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# @ @
it got worse
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# -o-o-
glasses
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# € * * €
you need ears for those glasses to rest on


Going for a shower
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# + -
I got soap in my eye
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ò ó
eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# x x
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# &#58393;
I'm running out of EYEdears
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Apropos of nothing except this post will be as random as yours
my newly moved in neighbour across the street and her many childer and dogs keep occasionally screaming at teh top of her voice, in a sort of back-of-the-throat annoyed way, presumably screaming AT said kids/dogs/kids playing with said dogs/kids, appox about once every 10 minutes on average.

It is oddly surreal spending my current time in silence but for me typing away online and the occasional fat throaty female scream.

Having said that, I have had similar weekends...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
# buy her a packet of fags as a housewarming present
combined with the screaming, she may just lose her voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Plan!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
# i haven't spent my life training to be an evil genius for nothing, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Muhahahahahaaaa!
*raises hand to sky as if cupping my imaginary enormously pendulous bollox*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# all i need now is the secret volcano lair
and the half-naked, muscular, oiled henchmen of dubious morals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Well...
fuck the volcano, honey! :P
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# The new "couple" next to me moved in a few months ago after falling asleep and leaving the chip pan to burn down their kitchen...
For some reason they didn't appreciate my "house warming" gift of a bag of McClains' oven chips (other brands are available)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# arf!
someold neighbours of mine didn't appreciate me removing the stopcock from their water tank.
then again, i didn't appreciate them purposely flooding my flat because i complained about their nightly discos.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha! Noice!
I've often wondered about the phrase 'House Warming Gift' should we all bring candles or just go the whole hog and bring in a lit disposable barbecue for the creche?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# They need a tank of ether....
Every Friday night there's a screaming drunken argument, Normally cumulating in one or the other getting locked out and banging on the door at 2am,
Last time I had my daughter there and they woke her up I went out and threw the weedy little fucker through the hedges onto the road, then politely informed him that if it carries on I would jump up and down on his head.... Things seem to have calmed down since then.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# i think you mean culminating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# You haven't heard the noises they make during the arguments!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Welcome to my world!
Pretty much my estate, forEVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# try living underneath someone
who's only using the place to take drugs and play loud music with his mates every night, until about 6 a.m, who's smashed every window in the flat, broken his toilet, causing me to have to take an umbrella into the bathroom, poured green paint down my windows for a laugh, used a bucket to shit in, tied a rope to the bucket, then used it to try to break my windows, then caused it to rain very heavily all over my flat by flooding me out completely.
noise be damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Yeah, sorry about that....
I'll invite you up next time.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# pfff
closest i've ever been to a nervous breakdown
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Have the council helped?
Ours is really helpful......
They gave us a diary to write down the incidents in.....
I'm looking at it more as a piece of evidence for my defense when I'm up in court for their murder.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Ours did that
still took them 2 fucking years to move them 1 fucking street away but still...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# yeah, i had the Incident Diary
took me 6 months, but i got the fucker evicted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# the first of 3, as it turned out
so glad i got moved out of there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Hell is other people
and if the other people are chavs on drugs you're in some serious hell!

Many hugs and sympathies, I have been there, a few times, tho not as bad as that sounds, I don't think!

You win!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# it wasn't fun
but at least i know now how to get someone evicted!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I'm glad you managed it, it's not easy,
all they do is lie and lie and lie, ours did and I got a mate in Hull with similar factors still ongoing and at every turn when the law tries to catch up with them and sort something definite out, they just cloud everything up with more and more filthy swirling bullshit, sending all authorities involved on yet another legally obliged series of wild goose chases to try and decide who's bullshitting who.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# the police were called out almost every night
he was only 17, but they knew him well. the council told him if he left willingly, they'd give him another flat but, if he was evicted, he'd never get another one. fucking idiot ignored them and waited to get evicted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# No no no, you see, to him that was the only choice,
as all treu chavs have ONE thing in common IME, they absolutely MUST feel they are a victim of circumstances due to other people clipping their wings! As such, if he'd just gone elsewhere, he would have had no way of feeling duty bound to continue to be a complete arsehole for the rest of his life!

S'not his fault!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Put some music on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Well then I'd just have music
punctuated by the occasional fat throaty female scream!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# do you know she's fat?
or are you just guessing by the tone?
(men boles Benea, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Well I couldn't possibly comment as such things are of course, entirely in the eye of teh beholder
but I would guess approximately 18 stone in lycra so make your own minds up!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# have
a wank?
(men boles Benea, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Ew!
Not even with ALL the cocaine!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] £1 for 3 throws, £1.50 for 5 throws
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# I like that
also re: your sig-line, see blu-tack.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# *ninja sig edit*
the Smurf one was getting old :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Well now I make no sense at all!
Happily this is something I'm very used to during weekends! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# this made me smile
what are we throwing...balls,bricks or darts?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# wooden fish
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# do we win a large fluffy unicorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# That's very fluffy?
SO very, VERY fluffy!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZWwNlKn8xE
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# can't get youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# :)
watched that on the way home from spain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I think that^ is about the movies only decent Raison D'etre TBH
that scene/line, but it's not terrible is it, mainly 'cos of the little henchmen IMO...

Bapple!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# the henchmen are pretty much the only reason to watch it
although i did like the idea of a pet shark
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Did it have
a frickin laser on it's frickin head?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Well...
what bloody use is that then!?

BTW www.proft.org/tips/evil.html

tl:dr but some good uns
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# just a link to some really annoying unicorns
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# no youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Excellent Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Just cos...



(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# i love the way his wings look like mongy legs when he turns sideways
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# That's is nearly as weird a statement
as that bloke on here yesterday (I think) who said the immortal words, 'She doesn't look very rapeable'

Actually no it isn't THAT^ pretty much beats anything, really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# not very rapeable?
bloody hell, that'd leave you unsure if you should feel relieved or offended!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# It really was
one of those where I really didn't know what to think about it.

I mean, I don't even, what... ?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Ish...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] saw this

the book is better

8
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# They're shit at semaphore,
but otherwise, excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# All together now
Penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin, custard, custard
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Pensioner grows world's cutest fluffy...a 17lb 15oz whopper


De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# some people have far too much time on there hands ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# "THEIR"
tsk!.....how many tiems?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# now your just being pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# nah...just a bit o' rubbing
I even left a shpelling mishtake :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Maybe he missed out a "them"
"time on them there hands"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# he's very proud
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# haha!
www.b3ta.com/board/10540433
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# ^- CANDLES -v
Happy Candle day you two!



CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# maybe his fluff had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# That reminds me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# that's a great face for a future meme :)


EDIT: does anyone know any good free sites that offer uploading large mp3s/artwork files so third parties can then download them ? (want to make some albums downloadable with artwork)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Dropbox
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I only asked
(cheers matey, will try that)
edit: is that temp or can they be left indefinitely?
edit: not sure about the download application first
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# how about
Jamendo?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# nice
but that looks like mainly music is it? wanted to upload some heavy artwork files too
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# you can
upload album artwork as well. It is geared toward connecting indie musicians with fans, not a general upload service, if that's what you're looking for.

edit: FAQ suggests that you'll have to assign a Creative Commons license to your work as well. These are pretty flexible--I've used them for my own (written) work--but it's something else to consider.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# yeah cheers
but I've also got a load of paper craft stuff unrelated to the music stuff which I want to upload too so people can download and print off

cheers for the link will dig into it more when I got time, laters matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# ah, I see
good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen... The 100 Meter Hammer off.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# d00d, srsly?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I think it could become an Olympic sport.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Throwing A Hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I recognise that gif!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# would Vanilla get a head start though?
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# IMPOSTER:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I like how the bib adds an evil smile to fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)

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