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[challenge entry] "The secret lizard society is everywhere!"

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Pat Sharp's Fun House!
You kids knock yourselves out on the go karts, I'll go help the twins out of their costumes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# hahahaha
very nice

(have you heard about his new moon matrix theory? makes the lizard one sound like the highway code)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# moon matrix what the fuck!? :D
aliens hidden inside the moon? :D
woah, sundays sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# New theory?
That's based on Who built the Moon? (published in 2005)

I like my conspiracy theories fresher than that.

EDIT: Woo-hoo! nut jobs will pay £49.98 on Amazon for it: that'll pay for my airport parking.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# and here's me thinking
he may be as mad as a bag of frogs but at least he's original
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# lol
I was once in a ATM queue behind David Ike.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# "QUIT HOGGING THE MACHINE, DAVID!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# David Ike is great!
He now makes a living going round making speeches about "things people have told him"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
3000pixels wide right scroll ----+



(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# excellent *clicks raptor claws*
though i did read the left panels top to bottom, then the right panels, leading to some confusion. What happened to the classic horizantal clay scrollfest?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:59, archived)
# hah cheers
slicing it up is a chore, might do it though

edit: sorted, everything is now in order!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# :D
you want a FP this time, don't you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# nevaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# liaaaarrrr! :D
edit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# he always wants a FP but he'll make us and the mods work for it! ;)
*Damn it MODS make this man have a FP whether he 'likes it' or not!*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# they should just give him a big fuck off award for lifetime achievement
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Award for making people understand there is a horizonal scroll bar
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I was hoping it would catch on
but apart from a few other brave souls we're the only ones exploring the unknown pixel frontier out east
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah OMG!! they're all, like 'vertical is the way to go!"
and you're all like "STFU horizontal breaks yer conformity, biatch!" and they're all like "OMG! you can't do that!!" and you're, like "Fuck Yeah!!" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I'm tellin ya
it's sooooo this season girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# haha and David Icke was right!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
# This is up to the required standards of a Clay post
Well, it's your own fault, being consistently hummousy and all that. Sets our expectations high.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Brilliant.
hahahahha!! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
# It all makes sense now!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# He was a real innovator
(xaer0mancer, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Holy smooth skinned sex action Batman!
*clickens*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
# sock cthulhu (well sort of)
i tried to make cthulhu out of a pair of socks and some felt - its not great but thought i'd show it of anyway :D



(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# It wants to eat your soles!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Oh you're so good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
# So the ladeez say
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
# ahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Fabulous, Simon!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# :)
thanks becky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# that's ace
I'm sure crowley would have got this for his kids, if he never ate them first
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# haha
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# N I N G B 3 T A ! ! ! ! - there, that's sorted your headaches out!

Yesterday, Kitty Fantastico and en Miss pHotoshop Bitch asked for Brian Blessed, Kitty also asked for Scott Bakula, Guillermo del Toro and P.J. Harvey (greedy cow).
And there wee a couple that I wanted to do... Chris O'Dowd and Sharon Osbourne.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
#
Hah! Chris o'Dowd one is brilliant.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Ooh ta!
*scoffs the lot*
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# I just noticed... It's mine tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Will you be creaming your own vag, then?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# \o/

Yey we can have a Sunday B3taday Fry-Up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)
# fry up in about 2 hours
after my Sunday morning bike ride
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# happy fellow-b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# likewise!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:06, archived)
# \o/ Happy Candles Bryan
I'm drinking a nice cup of English Breakfast right now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Ta very much :)
I have Assam.

Slurp.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:49, archived)
# I think I'll have a refreshing cup of my favourite tea...
...Earl Grey, hot!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# don't you lot ever sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Sleep? What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# It's a period of unconsciousness between bouts of alcohol abuse but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# "between bouts" ???
That's where I was going wrong..

* Crack open an 'Old Peculiar' to have with his Bacon sarnie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Old Peculiar?
a e

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# All quality WB
Although I hate Sharon Osbourne.*

*Personally I mean, not your picture. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Don't worry, everyone hates her, it the law!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# BRIAN, BAKULA, AND BRAINS
who could ask for more? then you added PJ Harvey \o/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Ning Maiden,,,
I didn't know who PJ Harvey was until yesterday and then I started listening to her... I thought her music was very nice, until I heard Pigs will not?
For the love of god, what is that about!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Best not even try to figure her out she's an enigma
it's would be like trying to figure out The Fall lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# It's OK...
I have found the lyrics and it all makes perfect sense now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)
# all I can say to that is I am Damo Suzuki
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Idiot groups with no shape or form
Out of their heads on a quid of blow
Their shapeless keks flappin' on the storm
Look at what they are, a pack of worms, in
Idiot Joy Showland (rpt)

Freddie and the Dreamers, come on up
Hey, youth imitators! come on up
Hey, little singer, come on up
Show us yer house and show us yer cock, in
Idiot Joy Showland, etc
____

What's so hard to figure out?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Actually the first chorus makes sense although the second chorus is a little puzzling
maybe the second chorus is a take upon the fact that kids theseday are hooked on the dream of being pop stars rather than doing the mundane jobs they hate so much. That's just a wild stab at the meaning but I've never been great at interpreting symbolic meaning in lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Yay! Birthday Blessed!
Also, Jonathan Archer!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Oh Boy!
Ningletons.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)
# ning Jeeves
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Ah, Scott.
Oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Also, Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaagh
He wants to be the new chancellor of Cambridge Uni, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)
# MARVELOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Woo thats big
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# minor TJ: found this little chap out and about today.


bigger: www.b3tards.com/u/be2610a790cc836ff076/echidna_1_500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# What a prick...
...ly little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# couple of hours at
160C should do it
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Brian Blessed hosted the HE Awards ceremony at the college I work at recently
Last year they had someone from The Apprentice to host it but they had a weedy voice and people at the back couldn't hear him, so rather than improving the amplification system or hiring a hall with better acoustics, they got Brian Blessed instead!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:52, archived)
# 10kg of pure FLAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:11, archived)
# Bit of Ebay feedback sarcasm


removed items and user IDs to prevent spamming
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 4:54, archived)
# So it's iron-y?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:18, archived)
# u mad bro?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:53, archived)
# Minnie Driver mini-plops?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 6:02, archived)
# Hahaha
tinyplops
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:03, archived)
# What a tiny stool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 6:44, archived)
# Wow you can buy a whole ship on eBay and a very fast one at that!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# ha ha!
there was an apache helicopter on there a few years ago. my wife wouldn't let me bid.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 3:58, archived)
# iFUCKING LOVE JOBS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 4:38, archived)
# ieye sailor?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 6:45, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FUCKING LOVE EYES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:13, archived)
# I guess I will never forgive Michael Ellis either
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)
# It's looking like no one ever will.
ALSO: rain
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 3:29, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)
# FUCKing great movie.
The technotrees sequence is a fun bit of swirl and bleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)
# I don't know why they decided to include the 45 minute abortion scene
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Perhaps the original 197-minute abortion scene was considered excessive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Funky Forest
Is everything.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)
# PUT RADIO 5 LIVE ON, I'M ABOUT TO BE ON THE RADIO
nominating Johnny Ace's "Pledging My Love" for Up All Night's Virtual Jukebox.

(I'll get rid of this TJ afterwards if it's bothersome)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:51, archived)
# cowboy movie thing on now?
are you calling or hosting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:53, archived)
# Calling. I'll be the one with the increasingly irritated tone as I keep getting interrupted by an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:55, archived)
# did you record it?
can we get it on some kind of pod cast thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 3:58, archived)
# I fucking fell asleep and missed their call back!
*slaps self*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 4:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 4:12, archived)
# heh, yeah, like that, only harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 4:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:04, archived)
# I WILL DON MY SUIT OF FUCK: ASSUME THE POSITION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 4:38, archived)
# ...I do...(?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:53, archived)
# all standard equipment on the 2.0 GLX model.

was going to make a gif of this killing dinosaurs... but my eyes are too heavy

edit - Big init? :-/
(men boles Benea, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)
# PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR CARRIER BAG. YOU HAVE UNTIL I CAN FIND REVERSE ON THIS BUGGER OF A GEARBOX TO COMPLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)
# probably back when carrrier bags were free
(men boles Benea, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)
# To be fair, it looks like Henry's got one of them re-usable ones.
Faintly surprising, really, cos Henry never really struck me as a dood with much of an emotional investment in the ecological future of planet earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
#
I like the cannonettes
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)
# i was just thinking that too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)
# although the supremes were pretty good as well
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Aussie slang is awesome and I say very Aussie things all the time like mate and no worries.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Hahaha what are you talking about I cannot understand this crazy aussie talk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Reincarnation


I think it's what he'd have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# :D neato, how'd u do that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# looks like Flash shape tweening to me but I could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# That's exactly what it is
with a bit of tweaking to make the photos into shapes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Did you use the trace function for the photo?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# I should have said that I made it on an apple II
as it has that look about it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Celebrity Poos -- First* in the series

*and maybe last
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# I don't recognise the poo. What's he been in?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# she ate a pillow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# How has she just poo'd through her clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# YES! This is a family freindly® website, so all poos will be done while fully chlothed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# oh! you asked how :P
hollywood magic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Good old tinseltown
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# There was no tinsel in it
My dog had tinsel in his poo once during xmas holidays
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# That's one happy poo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I would be happy too if I had just been in Juliette's bum
...not really. 'exit only' is always a good rule of thumb (LOL, thumb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# did she do the mr whippy dance as she deposited?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
# gelato questions being asked about this poo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# I was going to make a calendar like this a long time ago
January was going to be Brooke Shields, straining on the loo while smoking a big cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Heave a Havana
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# That way spontaneous combustion lies.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Amazing.
With such a tiny ass you'd expect a pellet like bunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# I can do that on one of the next ones :)
There will be various types, sizes & textures
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Can't wait for number two.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# same here man, when I feel the urge, I have to go right away
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# i can hold my shit like a mother fucker
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Not me man. I have a reputation for speed.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Has anyone asked you about this?
Is it gaining popularity?
I'm not jealous obviously. I'm just collecting data.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
# Ask Me About Super Spring Collections!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 4:50, archived)
# GODAMMIT I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:38, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:54, archived)
# On the buses - 2011


(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Just looked up Reg Varney
Turns out he's been dead for three years. I never knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Yeah,
Fair few years back now 2008/9 i think
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# 2011 minus 3 is 2008
well done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Wait... wait...
Just a second.... wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Yeah... you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)
# *calculates on fingers*
good job I'm not from Norfolk based 12 is much harder to work out.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Yeah but did we start counting at year 0 or year 1?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# I think he died some time between 2007 and 2009,
not sure exactly when though. It was a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# 1st man to use a cashpoint
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)
# haha so true
bloody sexist twats ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Is "On the buses" at all reminiscent of your working life then?
(Apart from the obvious)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Not in the slightest there is obviously some "banter"
but we women give as good as we get.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha! Top work!
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] What really happened


Sorry for the size. It looked a lot better at 900K
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# MMM ...CRISPITY CRUNCHITY GIF
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Aren't you thinking of bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# ALWAYS
AND CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Mmm; Brie and Bacon Panini
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# "Paninis are for Weenies"
The slogan used by QuikTrip (a central USA fuel/convenience chain) when their ad campaign was going after the Bread Co. crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Occasionally, they are for me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Porktrait

enlarge it please
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# 'snout wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# This is a strange but wonderful turn from your usual animal blending to human/animal hybrids
This is Miss Piggy The Motion Picture?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Porkies 2
maybe ?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# The original Porkies was the best I thought ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# And that's no lie
( porkies geddit ? ... okies I'll get me coat, hat ... )
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Streaky bacon hair
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# As long as there isn't any sausage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I'D PORK HER

...alternate response: *squeals with delight*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# So would I, if I were a little rasher
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# :D :D :@)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# careful she might leave you scratching
(Wizzard Lizzard, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Wow.
That's superb.
Weirdly it reminds me a bit of Cate Blanchett.
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Sexeh piggy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:44, archived)
# WHoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 4:41, archived)
[challenge entry] iZombie
(ooooooooph, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# who died and made him columbo?
oh, yeah.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# fuck it, i'm going the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# top work!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# this is all kinds of aces
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Love it =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Woo Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Lovely!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Yayy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)
# o/-yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Ah, it's it's X Factor Live shows time again...


Click for bigger (221 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahaha, that made me laugh so much the sideboard shook :D
And I was thinking she had a giant face, too
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# why has he got eyes like a powerpuff girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I've not been watching X factor.
Any talent?
And by talent I mean fit birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# i doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# the dancers are fit
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Isn't the X Factor just The Jeremy Kyle Show - The Musical?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# ^ very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
#
Haha!! Queen of Chavs is basking in her glory with a bewildered black woman who looks like a sidekick in a Donkey Kong video game, an Irish retard and Gary Barlow looking like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit in something a fox would wear...
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# hasn't anybody chopped his head off yet?
i'm sure it was prophesied
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
# you could always watch star trek on 4
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# it's giving me a headache
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# its shit . fuck it going 4 a
(herman:D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# I nearly got it on doovde the other night
But got machete instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
#
Ha, love it, i've named her Hey Arnold!
(serge, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# She's a dead ringer of the garbage lady from Labyrinth too.
(serge, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I don't know, is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Evening mister :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Hahah I appear to be reading this entire thread in Charles Hawtrey's voice.
Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's not any more, coz now it's me too :)


Incidentally, is it just me or does Gary Barlow have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR whatsoever?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# he hasn't been programmed with one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# 'ning Smash
No, I think you're right. I saw him on Jonathan Ross lass week too, and he looked like he'd been programmed for "mildly smile and respond politely" rather than "join in the spirit and have fun"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# it's his "pretend you've got a shred of intellect" look
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# oh, and 'ning to you, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# wouldn't have a clue
I avoid anything to do with the x factor & those talent shows, fucking pile of tosh
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# *concurs*
*hasn't got any choice tonight though*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# i suggest initiating sex
that should take anyone's mind off that heap of foetid rhino shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I think the step-daughter-to-be might take a dim view...
Blimey, that sounds a bit wrong.

A dim view of me seducing her mum on the sofa, I mean :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# yes, but it'd definitely take her mind off the x factor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Yes, I tend to be found on the Electric Interweb
while X Factor is on. I'd rather hit both knees repeatedly with spanners for a couple of hours. I used to work with really hard-working, top-of-their-game musicians and there really is no comparison with this talent show tosh.

Good use of the word "tosh" by the way, which I have stolen.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# is this related
to some form of shite tv talent show?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
#
i was saying this the other day.
(Mr Chicken, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Hehehe
...dirty old Pissoverus
(Wibih, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# bloody dinosaurs! who do they think has to clean that lot up?
(Wizzard Lizzard, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

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