(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:51,
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I think you should stop fucking your sister.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:52,
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It's Bert?
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:36,
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And I think
I should start.
(blyerkite k trilby,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:47,
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I think that's an awful lot of effort
to sign up to b3ta and wait two weeks to spam something that nobody in the membership gives a flying fuck about. Or is it advertising clicks you want?
If so Please click this youtu.be/HTzTt1VnHRM so i can hit the £300 on adsense this month and i'll tell you your sister looks good in fucking anything. You don't have a sister do you?
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:55,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:17,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:13,
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you know, every time I see this, I see something a little different
IT'S THE GIF THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:39,
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!!!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:54,
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was thinking about posting this in the forthcoming compo
but i can't be bothered to wait and it doesn't really fit anyway, not that that's ever stopped me before
also, the water company have decided they're not going to bill me for any water until a couple of weeks time when they've fitted the water meter in my new house. is there anything irresponsible/creative that i could do with lots of free water?
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:49,
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Flood your neighbourhood
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:51,
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(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:55,
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/talk is scary
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:57,
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talk to me i'm the only nice one
(Mortal Wombat- he's just an excitable boy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:08,
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what the shuddering fuck?
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:22,
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so who are the biggest cunts on /talk?
i occasionally venture but i have no idea who anyone is
i want to make sure all my prejudices are justified
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:30,
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stick with me and you'll be alright
(Mortal Wombat- he's just an excitable boy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:32,
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to be honest it's not all that bad
and most of them are alright. obviously, if you behave like a dick, or say especially stupid shit, then they'll just tear you a new one. nobody likes mortal wombat apparently
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:42,
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that's a lie
i quite like me
(Mortal Wombat- he's just an excitable boy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:01,
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sorry, that was a unfair
almost nobody likes mortal wombat, apparently
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:25,
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better. thanx
(Mortal Wombat- he's just an excitable boy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:32,
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Oh, bugger. Too nice for /talk, too orrible for /board.
If I buy a wig and some skinny jeans, will I be allowed onto 4chan, d'you reckon?
fill every container you can find, just in case you don't currently have a pool, but plan to get one in the future
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:56,
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ah this sounds good
in all fairness filling every contained could be useful for watering the garden.
a pool would surely be a pain to keep cleaning
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:59,
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how, so?
it's full of water so the job's pretty much done anyway. add some fairy liquid and you're set
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:05,
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well i now have 2 trees in my garden
2 fucking trees. my own trees. my very own trees, all mine.
but their are deciduous, being sycamores, so they'll drop all sorts of shit into the water.
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:06,
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but i do like the idea of a massive fuck-off bubble bath
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:08,
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ah, i had an apple tree that used to drop apples all over my garden
i hated them, but loved the tree. So i put up with it. i did learn that using the lawn mower as a hoover doesn't really work and the remains of apples attracts wasps and bees
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:19,
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scrub scrub scrub
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:59,
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build a waterwheel and charge up some fucking big batteries
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:05,
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what-a-wheel-y good idea!
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:09,
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don't you just hate it when you realise that you're starting to sound like your own dad
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:09,
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do you have a pond?
might be a good time to re-line it.
i love being on a fixed water rate, which mean i have a thick lush lawn without fear of the cost
and i can top up the pond as well.
and take long showers, mind you i have to pay the elevated gas prices for heating the water.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:28,
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also WOO!
for Andrew McDavies
:D
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:31,
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Fluffy and Furtive and McDavies, oh my.
and some dirty stinking tramp
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:14,
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(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:00,
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I don't know if "easy target" is correct.
Easy to aim at perhaps, but pretty hard to hit I reckon. I doubt there's anything he hasn't heard said about himself at this point, and he's still out there doing his thing.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:04,
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I'm not trying to take him down
just annoy a few of his followers
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:11,
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Oh
then I don't think you'll have any problems :)
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:21,
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:) I hope so
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:26,
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who?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:34,
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(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:31,
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best theme tune ever!
go to your brother, kill him with a kettle leave him boiling in his uniform, boiling in the sun
(good work!)
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:32,
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Needs more kettleman
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:37,
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isn't he from Kettering
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:39,
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Don't be so racist towards Chinese
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:44,
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*RAGE QUITS*
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:56,
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At the risk of being hated for life
I saw a petition on /links recently that seemed to say the police should have taken control and done more at Hillsbrough. You know; controllled the crowd, and because they didn't should be prosecuted. In almost every crowd situation since I seem to hear that the police should stay out of it and let the crowd do their thing in the name of freedom. I'm confused.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:17,
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more info req'd
i can't remeber the specific details of the event and how much the police knew before it got out of hand, but if the police were aware of the overcrowding at an early stage and chose to do nothing, then they should be held partially responsible.
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:25,
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It would seem a tad harsh
to put such a weight of responsibility on a body of armed people who can barely ever even hint at the ability to find their arse with both hands.
A huge amount of people arrived at once outside a football ground, perhaps a little later than expected. Fearing for their safety, the police opened a gate which created a surge into a bottleneck and killed 100 people.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:34,
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was it the police or the ground staff though?
i remember the event itself very well, my dad kept interupting my 13th b'day party to watch the news. inconsiderate bastard
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:40,
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The police are certainly getting the blame
but to make such moves without consultation does seem odd. Maybe that is what is all about. Either way, the police seem damned if they do and damned if they don't. I'm not a massive fan But I'd rather have a UK policeman on my side than just about any other country.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:43,
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again, i don't recall much about this and what you're saying is news to me.
consultation with who? (not being argumentative, this is a genuine question as i don't know who would be consulted) one would believe that after all this time, if there is wasn't any evidence to suggest they police may be culpable, we wouldn't be hearing anything about it. again, i don't know the facts, so i'm just hypothesising. whether the uk police are any better than any others is debatable. of course there are many countries where police behaviour is more akin to mobsters or even facist storm troopers, but ask ian tomlinson's family how responsible and reasonable the british police are.
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:15,
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I reallly don't know enough about it
and even discussing it can get you in all sorts of trouble. I would have thought the police would consult the management of the stadium. After all; the police are actually guests inside UK venues paid for in part by them. Might not have been so back then. Out of interest, what country do you think might have better police? The Canadians have cool hats and the Indians are a joy to watch on traffic control.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:26,
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i don't know if i could say categorically who has a better police force
but my own limited experience and what i've seen in the news hasn't exactly endeared me to the uk police. i think the thing to remember is what the role of the police is and the reality of what the police are for. i'll try and pick this up again later if you like, but my boy wants to play hide n' seek, so i'm off to hide inthe shower and read my book for 10 minutes
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:37,
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Okies!
well past the time I should be in bed anyway.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:47,
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From what I recall...
The police made an unfortunate mistake. In theory they should have been better organised but it has to be remembered that the fences that the people were crushed against were a fairly new thing, brought in because of the rising problems with hooligans.
In short, it seems to have been one of those occasions where a little incompetence went a long way.
(Richy_Thundreds if not thousands of dollars,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:53,
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but
if the police went in wouldn't the stand have collapsed sooner?
it's called slimming world green diet. i spent 2 years as a veggie because of this diet and lost a total of 2 stones. fucked it off and had my stomach surgically fucked with instead.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:04,
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I've been vegetarian for 10 years now.
I'd have thought I'd have been eligible for some kind of prize and / or recognition.
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:08,
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Ooooh, very spooky. o___o
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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still would tho
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12,
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I dunno, I'd get to know her a bit more, take her out for dinner, etc.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:18,
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dark
nice
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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She shoud take that mascara back to the shops it's definetly not doing her eyes any good
;)
very nicely done.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13,
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When Pinkeye goes wrong
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:16,
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Very nice. Or should that be nasty?
(Lord KronosGo Team Pachyderm,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:18,
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spiked contacts were a bad idea
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:20,
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I want spiked contacts now
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:23,
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i want black ones
so i don't have to wear sunglasses
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:26,
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I've got a white pair and a red pair
don't think it would help much
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:30,
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i can't wear the damn things
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:31,
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there not so bad
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:34,
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i've got hypersensitive eyes
which dry out when i'm asleep. i often have to wear an eyepatch of a morning, which sounds a lot cooler than it is, even if the postman does think i'm a pirate.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:38,
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Eyepatches are way cooler than contacts
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:41,
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they fuck up your depth perception
i'm used to it now, but it pissed me off when i'd go to pick something up off the table and miss about 5 times :(
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:43,
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you could wear two eye patches
that would sort it out
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:45,
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i have a sleep mask
but i'm too paranoid to wear it
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:49,
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and it would make walking around difficult
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:51,
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not really
due to mild OCD and oncoming blindness, i've mapped my house by walking around with my eyes closed. i also count stairs.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55,
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Zalgo. Err...
...she comes?
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55,
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i'm bored shitless.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:00,
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He has the expression of a egg cunt!
shifty bugger
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:02,
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he stabbed the chicken's hole on the way out
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:03,
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