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# My tributes....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# R.I.P, fella. *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# fitting
so long fella

Maybe an image challenge for him?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# What becomes of all his mothers clothes?
What shall we do with his jewellery.
What could jimmy not fix?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# RIP Jim'll
The BBC is asking for trouble.
"What are your memories of Sir Jimmy Savile? Do you have a Jim'll Fix It badge? If so, please take a photo of yourself wearing your badge and explain to us what he fixed for you."
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I asked him if he could 'fix' a problem I had with a boy at school
but the next day no hooded goons had come round to break his kneecaps so I guess he couldn't 'fix' everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Nah, you have to get the "professionals" in for jobs like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# In hevan wiv da duchess
Bye, Jim'll
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Episode 2


Click for shitting christ biggerer

Click here for episode 1 or don't click. Either way I'm fine with it.

Insincere apollogies for the blatant band spamming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Well, I like them :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# more! more!
these are great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I like where this is going!

also: needs more nonces
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Don't stop, keep going
*clicks*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# A B3ta saga has started, this could run and run.
'clicks again'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Keep them coming!
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Another legend leaves the living :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I get all my news here at b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# I tend to check Sickipedia first.
Is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Jimmy Saville heads to the morgue for a
legitimate reason this time.

based on a rumour I head some years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# I heard that was his brother.
Dead boring if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# haha, alright
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# alright mongy
long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# all cool, i don't pop over here much, i stay on the /talk board as i have no imagination anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# b3ta's blocked at work for me these days
so I'm not around much at all either really.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# and there in lies the reason this place has turned to shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# HEAVY PLANT TURNING
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# slim did it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Surely a reach truck would be more suitable than a counterbalance one
in such a confined space?
/forklifttruckdriversblog
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# nice!
muh better than my operate pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# and both of yours are much better than mine

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Smooth Operator
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# ahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 6:35, archived)
# :)
"CFB"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# HAA HAAA!...*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)
#

pea from the Stop Aids Image Challenge
(1.618..., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# * Pea-roasting cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# There goes
half of Hugh Dennis' act.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# one of my nicer images to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Fuck.
:D
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# *sharp intake of breath*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# D'oooh, fuckin' hell o____o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/10586557
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Sophos has blocked that for me
"Mal/iframe-f detected at this website"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# blame reckless rik, he still hosts my old shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Can i just drop this here


farewell you childhood TV legend :(
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# ( o )( o )
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# 8===D

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# i saw this one in puzzle form at the biggest board game expo last week
and a french girl was like "im trying to solve this one now for about one year" and it had like billions of pieces
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# heehee
He did indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Reminds me of my first gif...

...wait... is that my medal ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Gallium, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# haha, nope, did mine from scratch
if I'd known there was one already there, it would ave saved a lot of time :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# should be McCoy
"It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim".
(rogerzilla, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# RIP Sir Jimmy Savile
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# hmm, so who does Battlecat look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Thatcher
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# She must be next...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# One can but hope
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# The country needs a joyous occasion
where we can all come together and celebrate as one...

Not long now..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# We should enact the ending scene from
The Wicker Man all holding hands and singing as we lock her in the Wicker Man and watch it burn. She nearly dead anyway do it would be a small mercy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# While we are all chanting Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
almost brings a tear to my eye.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# DLT
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I do love a nice piece of dacon
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# weeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Mind the wee
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I always read that as "Dacon, Lettuce and Tomato"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# The Hairy Cornflake
why on Earth would you call yourself "The Hairy Cornflake"?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Because hairy weetabix would just sound stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# DOMO!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# brian blessed
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# that was actually my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# again b3ta is the place for breaking news.
even on a saturday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# It's true.
I get all my news here at b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I had the original Battlecat toy, it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# this does not surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Ahem.
2.bp.blogspot.com/-dvR-lg1mlR4/TqKuPo9U2gI/AAAAAAAAQdw/iYl2HPoMvOw/s1600/ballsack+fyd.png
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The b3ta skyscraper lift...




my website
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I suppose there could also be a metro line for when Clay uploads an image :3
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# ha! I thought my videocard memory was going corrupt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# To operate is you need a squoll wheel
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# They didn't dare open the doors on the ground floor
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# nice one
p.s. Is Jimmy Saville dead? Twitter seems to be going into Saville overload
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# wikipedia says so
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Sky and BBC running the news now
so it seems so.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# The guardian seem to think so!
and have bizarrely tagged it onto their coverage of the soccerball game!

www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/29/chelsea-arsenal-premier-league?INTCMP=SRCH

Right at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Now then now then?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Yes he has!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Only this morning I was thinking about that bizarre hoax HIGNFY deleted segment transcript
where Paul Merton accuses him of being a paedophile
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# B3ta News Team
strikes again.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# ^ This... Sad news though....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I would definitely download this if it existed as a browser extension
(User #86772, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The B3ta City boozer.
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# It's a bit dead on here today...
How about everyone who is still alive, pea-roasting your very first b3ta image?



* Or just call me a pea-roasting cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I think this was either my first or my second post


It got like two replies and ended up on Snopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# That's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Those aren't girl technologies either
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# and this was my first FP

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# My first image,
Hmmmmm, my skills haven't really improved much since!



EDIT: Crap, replied to the wrong one!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# This is as close to the 1st one I can locate, you, you, you pearoasting cunt, you

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I think we need a saturday equivalent of Real Photo Sunday
Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
#
Real photo Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Real Vector Saturday
e.g.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Caturday!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# how about a suitcasecaturday?


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Shatnerday
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ^An idea I could get right behind, right here^
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# LOL-chair day

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Fake Photo Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Real Painting Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# WIP saturday
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Daguerrotype Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Not got many to choose from, and not many of them worth the trouble, but here you go
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
# How can you have more than one "very first b3ta image"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
#
Multiple personality disorder. This one was made by Frank, you don't want to see Betty's images
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I THINK this was my first.
"

But this was my favourite:
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# That was very good for a first
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# They went downhill
from then on!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Early one from me
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ^ Win...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# this was my first

First day on B3ta, First image on B3ta, and first day in dabbling with anything Photoshop related
I was also very lucky in that it was FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# not my first, but close and I like it

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# This was mine


"Tony Christie asks a stupid question"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# i only came on here to check for jimmy savile tributes
but have my firstborn,
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# That Reminds Me
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# he looks good and ready
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# No Seams Here
I think this was my first...

Posted to a torrent of indifference. (rightly so...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Was for the road signs challenge
(I'll add the image this time!)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# It was my first foray into using GIMP


Paris Hilton + Stock image of a cat with conjunctivitis
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# My first shopped post was abridged
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't wait to ride the BT3a Arcelor Mittal Orbit
(RobertSwank, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# That enormous child will kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# He is very near...
That part of the ride is near... the rest is far away....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Nope.... I don't get it....
Can you demonstrate with a toy Cow?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Sure.
When the daddy cow likes the mummy cow very much, he climbs on top of her and fucks her brains out with his massive cow-cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# So that's why old grumpy men drink it...
bitter and twisted
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Is that the Internet Cunt in the background?

Where has everyone gone???


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I notice B3ta is quiet these days.
here and on links.
I dare not check talk though.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# yeah /talk is mean
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I'm gonna go there now....
If I don't return, it's because I'm dead.

Or crying from the abuse.
wish me luck
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# shut up you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# In B3ta
...noo one is safe.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Links?
What's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# It's this
www.B3ta.com/Links
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# We're all playing Battlefield 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# No, me
I am also a ginger :)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10586889
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I'm busy making my costume for tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Obviously the television centre would have a Blue b3ta garden
(rogerzilla, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 7:45, archived)
# Occupy the Blue Peter Gardens!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
#
rogerzilla had a garden
with a gigantic magenta hardon
the guests were smug
the fish were snug
inside that pond of lard, yeah

They did a dance
amongst the plants (3x)

Oh, rogerzilla, rogerzilla
take me to your garden
and your gigantic magenta hardon

Oh, rogerzilla, rogerzilla
take me to your garden
and your gigantic magenta hardon

(traditional)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)
# *wipes tear off japseye*
That was beuuuuuriful.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Leave Moggy Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I'm not going to bully him for that song
...and I'm all out of rohypnol for the other option too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Needs more assmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Haha! 5c? Barginz
Also, I hope for her sake that tattoo was meant to be creepy as fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# That's the joy that Assmeat brings :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:18, archived)
# what's a sadwich?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Sadwich motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
# do you eat it?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# a sadwich is a sadwich , but assmeat... now THAT's a meal!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# *trashes*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
# typical BBC executive
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# So it has been two and a half hours...
Back on the 23 Jun 'tokyosexwhale' asked for Nataly Dawn from Internet dance sensations Pomplamoose (I could not decide which screen shot was best).
Along with the two below, 'Kitty Fantastico' asked for Richard Dreyfuss and this was seconded by 'Eduard Khil's Haircut'.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
# Kitty's other two requested were...
Dan Castellaneta and Winona (Be still my teenage heart) Ryder



* Roll on the tread rush....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
# Dan looks very determined, there. Good for him!
Winona. Sigh...
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 29 Oct 2011, 8:02, archived)
# He also looks very Putinesque...
For tomorrow, Wobs, please do Ruth Gordon, with the monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I am really sorry, I missed that one...

* Spanks himself and fires up MSPaint again..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Woo
Pomplamoose are fantastic as is your rendering of Natally Dawn :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Is Nataly Dawn the woman off the "ISA ISA baby" advert?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Lets have a look


No.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# agh - its that androgynous 'justin bieber with the intense / insane gaze' woman!
Didnt know she was famous enough for a VAG
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. you said 'Justin Bieber'
* Points

She must be famous enough if you know her?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Yay!
Not on IMDB, but may I request a Fyodor Dostoyevsky for tomorrow? I like beards.
/edit: crap -some sources say he was born on 30th, some on Nov 11th. Damn those nineteenth century Russian record keepers!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Errr....
wikipedia says the 11th Nov, as does fyodordostoevsky.com.
However www.imdb.com say "Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky was born on November 11, 1821, in Moscow, Russia" and then goes on to say "Born: Fyodor Mikhaylovich Dostoyevsky October 30". Bloody Retards!

* I think we should go with the 11th Nov and I have added this to the diary...

Kind Retards
Wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)
# :p
Well, you're just going to have to add beards to everyone until then! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:05, archived)
# If you're remotely interested...
Different calendars - Russian usage changed in 1918:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_calendar#From_Julian_to_Gregorian
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
# So if we add 14 days to the 30th Oct...
We get the 13th November O_O

* Fucking Shitty Magnets!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Just roll with tomorrow...
Or upload half of him tomorrow, the other half in November.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
# No - for a year in the 1800s
add 12 days. Because the old calendar didn't count leap years in the same way.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# * Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# That Nataly Dawn looks like my ex... like, almost exact o___o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# ^ Would

Would Possibly have
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Hey, you never know. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:35, archived)
# As ever, I continue to enjoy the B3TA's own "On This Day In History" with my morning coffee, WB.
But extra-special thanks for introducing me to the wonders that are Pomplamoose... love it! Talented nutters (in a good way), and she's got a smokin' voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I'm glad I do something right...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# who's the guy with the headset
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Pffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Say ah!
(Fly Projector, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:54, archived)
# AAAAAAAGH
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 5:00, archived)
# ARGGHHHHHHHH!
... I maen, ahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 5:00, archived)
#
I haven't made anything in a very long time
so this is a bit poor but the board seems slow
so i posted it!
(Fly Projector, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 5:12, archived)
[challenge entry] not aimed at you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 6:47, archived)
# Hey! NO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 7:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:14, archived)
# it was that or this that was my fav irl img
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:15, archived)
# this seems today apt
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:34, archived)
# More protuay
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:54, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=feIlvjN6fIM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 6:30, archived)
# NIGGERS
*controversial*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 6:00, archived)
# holla!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:03, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:42, archived)
#
she looks like a Ferengi
(Fly Projector, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 5:26, archived)
# city of squalor
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:48, archived)
# STARE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 4:52, archived)
# moc.scihpargotohpgm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 5:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# holy shit that's weird
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# No reason
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 6:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A B3etameme world
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Hey does anyone want to hear a rap about norton antivirus?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 3:00, archived)
# ok here's two
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hepBNIzGj2A

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rpQn_vQCCc
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 3:04, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Pedro if I don't bring substandard rap videos about computer products here then who will?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-IYlzWP9fM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 3:26, archived)
# lol this video its really funny lol
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 3:38, archived)
# u hate me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)
# haha
even when completely surroudned by FUCK he's smug :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Slow and expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)
# hell no!
i was halfway through making this :(
(great minds piss alike etc etc)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:57, archived)
# The fresh lad himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and cheap


Click for bigger (255 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# No gayshift!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)
# only kidding
but who knows what the future holds
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:43, archived)
# I should think so too!
*Tears up letter he was writing to the Daily Fail*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Some are still resisting!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)
# haha!
shouldn't he be pushing against wobbly vectors (sic) and fleas?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)
# NONE SHALL PASS
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Cylon Cowell.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Haha, ace.
The Cylon aspect makes him seem a lot less evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Yeah, gives him a warmth he was missing before.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I, for one, wish our new Cylon overlords'd get a bloody move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Too frackin' right.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Can I have a P please Baltar

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# I was at school with the one on the right, he was a right twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)
# by your command this, by your command that
twat. prefect wannabe. glad he never got the badge. cunt.

also: countdown was shit in the eighties. kgjf?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
# There's no P left on the board.
He's got to get that Q and then the G. However, if the others get the G, they'll win. Judging by the scores, they probably will. The single guy is a bit thick, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
# ^ science!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)
# The P is the one that's blacked out,
because he's just picked it and now it's flashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)
# everyone might already know, but i stumbled over this image source, it is shit but has good pics
www.allstarpics.net/0031483/010251301/gorden-kaye-pic.html

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

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