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[challenge entry] National Association of Sewing Affectionists?
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Affectionism: A dying art
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:50, archived)
# forevr in r hartz
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay button moon! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:51, archived)
# :'( poor thing.
b3ta favourites, the water bears, can apparently survive in space. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
# What about tardigrades?
Edit: Oh hang on, they're the same thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Cheer up mate
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)
# I love the Dali-esque eyebrows on that one
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)
# It is one of those pics
where the source is better than the 'shop.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# SHOVE YOUR TREE RIGHT UP IT'S FUCKING ARSE!
OR KILL IT WITH STICKS.
OR JUST FUCK OFF!


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All my xmas fucking love
bees

PS massive fucking 300 dpi version here you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:34, archived)
# and a joyeux noel to yourself good sir
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:35, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:39, archived)
# This is an Xmas I can get behind!
Otherwise, they can all fuck off to their stinking little holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# christmas is ruined... :(

no spider compo :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:41, archived)
# mishap
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Pissing fuckyes
You arsetastic mingetit
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# SHE FUCKING DESERVES IT! XMAS WHORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Going off on a blummin enormous tangent...
I done a quick and dirty thing, but didn't think it worth a new thread.

FAILCHESTER boss Sir Alex reacts to United going out of the Champions League tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# The thing about arse
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Nice one Happy Toast
Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure this counts, it's not even shopped.


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(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] this really doesn't deserve it's own thread. placing here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# ALL ABORT!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm RISing that
and peaing this
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Cockrocket
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:08, archived)
# You're playing with the big boys now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# 19th century astronomers thought they were canals
but all along they were just big veins
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:13, archived)
# To boldly come etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:13, archived)
# What is this fucking shit? Why don't you post something new and original for a change?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:14, archived)
# well he did delete the QuickTime logo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 1:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] austin powers FTW!
have a cheeky pearost
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:15, archived)
# It's comforting to learn that Tatooine has a Houston too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# '...a wretched hive of scum and villainy'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# we must be cautious
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# haha
it's just like a fat mos eisley
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Why's that Apollo craft shooting at an Imperial Star Destroyer?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)
# reelin' down the old highway
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RozcmbfLVZA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] In space, nobody can hear your smugness
(jibberish, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] bones go soft and gooey in space apparently :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha moon bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha oh yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# creme egg astronaut
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Nice goo-splat!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# fuck yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:32, archived)
# reposting cutn etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Blimey... that's one small step for man...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] shipping costs extra
(jibberish, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Great minds, etc.
www.b3ta.com/board/10626587

Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
#
Argh - soz!
(jibberish, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Ha Ha !
(DJTK, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ELEPHANTS DISCOVERED ON BEACH BY SPACEMAN, RESIDENTS DELIGHTED
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# that link to the nasa site was well handy, I am a busy person and I do not have time to type four letters into a search engine
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Not even if those four letters are
"hamfisted brotards"? Also, how is this even a movie poster? It makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Haha!
Glad they're getting along :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Like a house on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# I wonder if I can get NASA to discover elephants on the beach near me.

That would indeed be delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I believe it's one of their top priorities
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Maybe you'll be extra lucky and they'll discover Star Wars characters on a beach!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# *throws sand in Threepio's eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# And your journey to the darkside is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# That was quick!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:10, archived)
# You were fast tracked, they're very busy over the Christmas period.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# So no going inside a cave, fighting a vader version of me then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# You're not the boss of them.
No sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# PROPERTY SHARK SIGHTED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# 5* WOULD BE CONFUSED AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
#

(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# TO CHINA!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] NASA maintain "internet cunt on Mars" just a trick of the light.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Git your gob on maaahs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] We were here first, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Sorry, couldn't hear you, I have what sounds like Belgian boy detectives in my ears
I think it's TinTinnitus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Tintinitus, tintinitus, tintin, te-roo
A Belgian reporter's a detetive boy too
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha

I have the original first edition hard cover versions of tintin on the moon, from 1959 or so. They were my dad's. Just reread them and it's interesting to see how spot on some of the assumptions about the moon and space travel in general were, and how wrong other details have proven to be.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# :)
Yeah, I think Herge was in the habit of doing meticulous research, and then occasionally making it up as he went along if it looked or sounded cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] No, these guys were here first
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Haha, just saw this, good stuff!

I heartily endorse this picture... and so does Tintin *click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Hergé himself beat you to it
srath.blogspot.com/2009/07/explorers-on-moon.html
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Lovely!
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Ha-ha! Most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Anything with Tintin swearing gets a click from me
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Reminds me of Teesside TinTin
(look it up on YouTube if ya no ken)
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Never before has a GIF deserved a CDC, all down to the mouth wiping.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha cocks in spaaaayyyyyyyyce
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:08, archived)
# That's magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
duly clicked
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# ah haa, wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(DJTK, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# I've never looked
at an astronaut in that way before.
But she's done that before.
(beerMatt, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 1:14, archived)
# That is excellent!
Part of NASA's training...?
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick? Yes. Dirty? Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Little-known fact : The Moon-landing was faked and scripted
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha.
/oldenoughtorememberbrianrixblog
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] all spacemen are called Bucky

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] also
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Oops
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:52, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I wonder how long it'll take before someone shops Cohaagen's face on this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Well played.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE CLUMSY ASTRONAUTS!!!
(User #86772, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Well he had it coming
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Hehe
This is brill :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The Hammerhead Knobula!


You reckon I should link this, with it being a tad NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Is it looking for a black hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I think the aliens from there come in peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] have something to stiffen it up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Quite a coronal discharge
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Nothing a bit of cream won't shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Hahah:D
No
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] NASA cutbacks mean finding cheaper alternatives

click for planet sized
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Yey!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# and

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NASA


This week's challenge is to boldly go where no man has been before, and 'shop NASA's extensive photo archive. Moon stuff. Space ships, etc. Source material here.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Off to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Oh my

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Yay!
More source material here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well pea last week's entry

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:35, archived)
# In space, no one could hear her scream

Lovely work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Ooooer!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Fuck:D
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry]

CFH
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
I find the hat on the space helmet remarkably silly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Do they put parking meters on double yellow lines?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:02, archived)
# They do on the moon,
utter lunacy if you ask me.
Edit: This should reply to Tribs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Right then, have some free shit, or be nice and warm your cockles with a kitty donation

Your choice, click on the image for details of grabbing or giving
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:06, archived)
# excellent cards Toastie
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# *Wanks like a loon
Very nice toasty! Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Nice one mister Toast....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Quality naughtiness!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:22, archived)
# ready for spider xmas! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Spidermas, spidermas.
 
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# yay:D
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Huston....You're all cunts.


(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Well he should've known that there are no waves on the Sea of Tranquility
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Ahem, I also still don't know what made me do this back in the day...



(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Haha... that's what you call a "lift" off...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# SPAYCE ELOVATORR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Aww I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 22:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# As long as they don't get caught in the tractor beam....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] At least your chap avoided the Germans.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:00, archived)
# That waiter is a bit over dressed..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# One small step for a Manuel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# "I am an astronaught, I can speak English"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Remembers dark star.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] In space, no one can hear you heave.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:45, archived)
# ooo yucky
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# If Star Wars can be kept out of this compo, it's gonna be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:50, archived)
# But I'v just cut out the Falcon ready to put on everything....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
# you can't do this in a space suit
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Ready for a space cuppa....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay...I can't fucking wait for the new star wars compo... I'v got everything cut out ready....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:53, archived)
# a bit of wee just came out when I laughed at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN A BIT OF WEE COMES OUT....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:01, archived)
# *naughtybans*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Not for the whole week please..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Only from my side of the bed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Yay..! that's the damp side...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I prefer to call it the SEXY side.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Ow la la..... Gets my surf board..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
# It was only damp because a bit of wee came out when I laughed at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:29, archived)
# I'v been two timed...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it? Oh wow, that's lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Haha... I guesse Bob ate Burts lunch....
Edits.... I missread it as Burt Chutney.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Yay new star wars compobi wan:D
(herman:D, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Haha... this wan made me spluff a lot....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:37, archived)
# hahahaha
Love this one :))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:42, archived)
# ok, my wife's just told me off for the huge LOL this made me do
think I startled her a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahaha, we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:31, archived)
# The hedehog is coming up with some great ideas below....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Proper lols!!!
Brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Seam moons...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Had to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:45, archived)
# A handy rolling tip for when it's dark...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Top one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# eagerly awaiting new image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# WAIT FOR IT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# the guys in the ISS have confirmed that they can view your image...
...from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Voyager 1 just confirmed it can see it as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# I can see the Kuiper Belt from here

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Given some of the soucre images, I think that a lot of challenge entries will be viewable from the moon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Giant lightsaber FTW...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
There's a new vote in town:

1. Spiders at Christmas

2. Photoshop NASA photos. Moon stuff. Pictures of space ships etc. Pick from here: www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/

3. Evil cake

4. The further adventures of Tintin - the books you never read

And here's the vote machine.




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# 1st
EDIT: Bollocks I thought that said NAZIS


Anyway, here is Wobblys in depth analysis:
1. Spiders at Christmas: Not good for those of us who don't celebrate Christmas (or if you don't like spiders with tits).

2. Photoshop NAZI NASA photos: could be fun but I since that Santas large sack sleigh may feature in a lot of them.

3. Evil cake: Could just be people complaining about Battenburg?

4. The further adventures of Tintin - the books you never read: I like this one because it contains Snowy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:20, archived)
# guilty conscience?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:23, archived)
#
guilty conscience? This is the last you'll be hearing from me on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Pffftttt..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:37, archived)
# LEAVING 5EVA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
#
1: Not a lot of people like spiders, and let's face it, after a while this one would get dry.

2: I'm gunning for this one this week; shitloads of course images on that site.

3: No. Just... no.

4: I like this one too, but like the spider one, not everyone likes Tinhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:38, archived)
#
I hate spiders.

I know nothing about TinTin and don't want to either.

Cake sounds shit.

Nasa? the sky is the limit of your imagination....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# That sparrow looks pretty indifferent to it..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Not sparrow; listening owl
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Neck, however....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Spiders, nasa or cake for me. Tintin could be good too, if samey.
Good choices this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Yeah, we've got a good mixed bag this week. I voted for NASA. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Not forgetting the illustrations of black holes...
...being pulled open by a pair of lubed-up hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:55, archived)
# YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:02, archived)
# i'd like to delve into her black hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Looks like a spear wound
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:34, archived)
# These all sound good!
but which is best..?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:21, archived)
# there's only one way to find out.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Now whatever wins, I think my entry is going to be the four nominees having a fight
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:25, archived)
# All cake is evil
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:21, archived)
# What about angel cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)
# fallen angel cakes
Satan was an angel....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Hmmm nasa could be good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)
# that's no moon
that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon that's no moon etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Tin tin itn tin tin tin tin itn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:23, archived)
# right you are
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Hahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# *something about seven crystal balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:13, archived)
# hurrah....dun got "authorised" & clicked
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:23, archived)
# This is when we will finally find out the truth......
NASA has a secret death star, a fleet of tie fighters and X wings, they use light sabers and fly around in the mllenium falcon, and Darth vader and Obiwan work for them too.....!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:25, archived)
# God I would rather see a week of Freebase Armstrong than that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Cor...!! put it on the QOTW for next weeks compo.... we're cooking on gas.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:40, archived)
# I'd love a NASA challenge
on the condition that it isn't swamped with a deluge of FUCKING STAR WARS posts

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:32, archived)
# I voted NASA ;-)
www.b3ta.com/board/10626454
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I had noted that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:38, archived)
# The truth will be outed ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
# That was no moon.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:38, archived)
# i beg to differ
blog.al.com/space-news/2009/06/nasa_launches_twin_moon_probe.html
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:43, archived)
# THOSE CRAZY BASTARDS...........
Have they noy seen either Space 1999 or the remake of The time machine?
I thought the expolosion was the death star BTW....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:56, archived)
# NASA is DULL
There. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Nasa is dull
Tin Tin i know nothing about

spiders on their own - OK at xmas...hmmmmmmm

so it's got to be cake
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Spiders burgal peoples houses at Christmas and steal peoples cake....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# 0.0
say it ain't so!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# NASA please
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
# This compo is going to fucking rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# should be better than the last one
which I really couldn't be bothered with
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:09, archived)
# It was alright, but it required a lot of RISsing.
This one's straightforward enough, and everyone will see the source pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
# EVIL MUFFINS SHALL RULE THE WORLD
...mark my words...

...out of 10 :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:49, archived)
# SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS
SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] shove this up yer pipe then
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:17, archived)
# was tempted to go with this one

then thought i'd post WITHIN THE THREAD instead you bunch of bastards.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# yay you're back
*shoves up pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:20, archived)
# careful it's not a toy!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I'm sure that your message is important
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Shame nobody gives a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:23, archived)
# haha
is this still fucking going?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:23, archived)
# much better
but you are still being a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
# just giving as much as i get
it's only fair; they don't have to continue to be wankers.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:36, archived)
# and neither do you
be the bigger man
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:40, archived)
# dammit
the correct response was "but you don't have a choice"

i didn't start this post being one though...
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:32, archived)
# There's no fair on /board
Just: don't be a cock.

I bet you could start your own messageboard with moggy though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
# As a board Nazi I find this offensive
And wish you a merry Christmas as you suffer a slow and painful aids related death
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 20:34, archived)

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