Does that rhyme with simpleton?
PS: It's generally best, if posting more than one image, to make the second one a reply to your first, rather than start a new thread. :)
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:54,
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Some things about monkeys are not funny: like this joke
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 23:17,
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It was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure
Or this one: Which monkey is brown and smells like the curry I had last night?
Macaque
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 23:24,
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hehe
have you seen the videos of people on youtube attempting records? They are so funny, I assume that was the reason for inventing them.
haha!!! You can buy footstraps for them nowadays!!!!!!
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NSD-power-ball-foot-trainer-strap-powerball-podpower-/320833821214?pt=UK_Sporting_Goods_Exercise_Fitness_Fitness_Accessories_ET&hash=item4ab32f9a1e#ht_500wt_1193
YEAHS!
What the fuck: Weird way to advertise something:
autism/SEN/special needs/novelty
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LED-Magic-Power-Ball-visually-stimulating-toy-autism-SEN-special-needs-novelty-/320834951550?pt=UK_Toys_Creative_Educational_RL&hash=item4ab340d97e#ht_500wt_960
I assume a "sensory room" is a normal thing for people with autistic kids... hmm
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:24,
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haha!!! You can buy footstraps for them nowadays!!!!!!
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NSD-power-ball-foot-trainer-strap-powerball-podpower-/320833821214?pt=UK_Sporting_Goods_Exercise_Fitness_Fitness_Accessories_ET&hash=item4ab32f9a1e#ht_500wt_1193
YEAHS!
What the fuck: Weird way to advertise something:
autism/SEN/special needs/novelty
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LED-Magic-Power-Ball-visually-stimulating-toy-autism-SEN-special-needs-novelty-/320834951550?pt=UK_Toys_Creative_Educational_RL&hash=item4ab340d97e#ht_500wt_960
I assume a "sensory room" is a normal thing for people with autistic kids... hmm
Looks like it could be interesting in combination with a macro lens or something
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:32,
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regarding the autism aspect of that LED spinner, watch the film Snowcake
Sigourney Weaver is bloody brilliant in it, so is Alan Rickman
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:33,
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The first ebay thing says "rehabilitation"...
I can believe that as a meaningful purpose behind the things, but that's it really.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:48,
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Powerball?
My numerous jobs negate the need for such crappy merchandise.
*crushes coal in mighty fist*
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:34,
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*crushes coal in mighty fist*
top speed I got on one of those was just over 11000 (or 1100, been a while since I had a spin)
you do start looking like you're having a seizure getting it to spin at that speed though!
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:35,
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perfect example
that's exactly what you look like trying to achieve the really high speeds
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:42,
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It starts off like a seizure,
then progresses to aggressive wanking. Or at least it did for me.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 23:02,
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Yup.
I managed to fracture and dislocate my left elbow, resulting in now having some mechano in my arm. An ex-work colleague kept referring to it as my bionic elbow.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:51,
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oof
It almost looks like someone trying to commit suicide with a bit of flair.
I bet there is a mesh or something there now.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:18,
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I bet there is a mesh or something there now.
Ooooh fucking hell! That looks a bit sore.
I can only hope he's got beer armour for a fall like that.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:20,
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Especially the ones at the bottom of the stairwell who got hit by 50mph falling vomit :(
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:25,
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i am not going to click 'I like this!' until I can be assured that nobody was hurt
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 0:24,
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How badly hurt do you mean?
Because that guy was CLEARLY hurt at least a bit!
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 0:41,
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*sigh*
What have I done wrong NOW? :(
EDIT: ah, b3tards appears to be fucked again.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:57,
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EDIT: ah, b3tards appears to be fucked again.
Okay, now hosted elsewhere, hopefully this one will work.
Weird how b3tards collapsed just in the few minutes between uploading and posting the link here
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:04,
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I started using it because I got fed up of waiting 30+ minutes to upload a single image
although b3ta built-in seems to have improved - this, my first upload in about a year went through in about 10 seconds :D
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:16,
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Wooooooooo
Thanks for getting this out of the archive. Best ever and B3ta Hall of Fame
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 23:26,
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Haha!
Haven't done much more art, haven't had the time.
So naturally, I get pissed the only time it seems I DO have time to do new art... and b3tards seems to be on the blink. *sadface*
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:19,
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So naturally, I get pissed the only time it seems I DO have time to do new art... and b3tards seems to be on the blink. *sadface*
Pretty much, yeah.
Either that, or I just don't like monkeys in furry.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:37,
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I am curious, looking at this 'from outside' as it were.
Apart from the oft-used rabbits, squirrels and cats, is there any guide as to what makes a good subject animal? I've got all these letters to cover and I haven't a clue what to choose for most of them ... I guess 'fur' is essential, so that takes a lot of creatures out for starters - otherwise I'd gone for some praying mantis-on-cockroach action :D
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:40,
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I'm guessing pointy ears and a fluffy tail score big yiffpoints
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:45,
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Animals such as;
Canines, felines, rodents, equines, ursines, hell, even dragons, are oft-used subjects for furry-ness. Insects, especially ones with tentacles, are seen as "props", with a furry character as the main subject of the picture.
I hate how I know a decent amount of this kind of thing...
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:46,
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I hate how I know a decent amount of this kind of thing...
you see, you should always come to me with these little issues
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 23:20,
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Nurse, more balls!
Click for bigger (47 kb)
Awesome artifacting there... and the bigger's not much better. :(
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:51,
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Click for bigger (47 kb)
Awesome artifacting there... and the bigger's not much better. :(
Dammit!
Sorry for posting right on top :(
And, nice reflection work there squire
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:53,
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And, nice reflection work there squire
Ah, don't worry about it.
Yeah, at least the reflection's intact...ish.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:59,
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Phew
I bought a "Screamer" Powerball www.amazon.co.uk/Powerball-250-Hz-Screamer/dp/B000XAGLFK and would be miffed if there was a gayer one.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:04,
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Nice.
I bought one of the "Pro Signature" ones at the local carboot sale a while ago.
Not a bad purchase for 50p, methinks. :)
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:10,
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Not a bad purchase for 50p, methinks. :)
I hated it so much I tried to make it stop screaming
and ended up binning mine. It didn't even have a wankometer
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:23,
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Hehe.
Mine's gathering dust on the PC desk. The 'highscore' is about 11K or sumat, which is really meaningless in the real world.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:30,
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nice
tron's christmas decorations are ready to be put back in the loft
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:02,
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...Hang on..wait a minute... I'VE GOT IT!
It says "The Fiend" doesn't it? :)
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 23:00,
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The new DC logo.
When the linkedin newsletter arrived right before the b3ta newsletter in my inbox today (well done b3ta for knowing your audience), I couldn't help notice the feature on the new DC logo. And could't help 'shopping the first thing it made me think of. Did DC think this through?
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:16,
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When the linkedin newsletter arrived right before the b3ta newsletter in my inbox today (well done b3ta for knowing your audience), I couldn't help notice the feature on the new DC logo. And could't help 'shopping the first thing it made me think of. Did DC think this through?
what is linkedin?
i went there once to see if it was worth signing up, but the homepage and non-logged-in pages gave me absolutely no idea about what it actually was
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:18,
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It's short for "Link Edin"
It's a popular chain making company based in Edinburgh.
Brass chains, steel chains, gold chains, daisy chains, you name it, they'll make it.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:38,
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Brass chains, steel chains, gold chains, daisy chains, you name it, they'll make it.
It's a social network for working professionals
It's all a bit dull, because everybody is trying to look all professional and shit. So no CDCs.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:46,
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what did it make you think of?
also, I love the new DC logos, not as good as the original bullets/barrel one, but much better than the last one.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:19,
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It makes sense and show a nice bit of design and thought
but it looks more like wilting than page turning...
Enjoying the reboots?
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:22,
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Enjoying the reboots?
only read a couple, heard good things about a few, but not that massive a fan of the words, just the pictures
Animal Man is meant to be a bit awesome but I haven't picked it up
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:25,
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I am giving The Flash and Batgirl a spin
but I hadn't read a comic since the Beano in the 80s, so I guess this reboot was aimed at me. I prefer the silver age art :)
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:27,
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my mate Lee redesigned Batgirl's costume to be the purpley one
is it still that?
this: robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/batgirl-garbett.jpg
Supergirl is really quite well done now too
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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this: robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/batgirl-garbett.jpg
Supergirl is really quite well done now too
Is Lee still hitting the Marvel/DC pages?
Fair play to him, if so - it was always gonna happen.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:36,
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not sure, but I spotted his work on another 2000AD cover the other day
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:46,
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The sketches he did of Marvelman, Green Lantern and Captain Britain still reside on my shelf.
Right next to all the pictures you've ever drawn for me.
x.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:50,
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x.
It has changed again
The last series was only running for about a year before the reboot. Its the same scheme, but just the cape having a purple lining.
Sweet stuff.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:41,
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Sweet stuff.
I'm quite keen on the many variations of this they use for their host of characters.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:22,
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*Googles* Oooh, I do like the new DC logo. Clever bit of design there.
The only criticism I have with it is, it's too simple. With DC comics, you expect a more visual logo.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:23,
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This, I have to agree with.
It reminds me of when Rare changed their logo, if they actually went through with it. I hate it when companies think bland shapes = good design.
As Captain Howdy points out down there, I like how they've customized the logo for the various DC characters. Wise move, for what is quite a dull logo, especially for a comic book company.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:50,
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As Captain Howdy points out down there, I like how they've customized the logo for the various DC characters. Wise move, for what is quite a dull logo, especially for a comic book company.
They jazz it up for individual characters..
.. Batman's logo has mist sweeping out from under it, Green Lantern's has a lovely glowing 'C', and The Flash has a burning/sparkling 'C'.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:29,
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Trumpeting
and playing the piano at the same time - no mean feat!
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:10,
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hahaha!
I once had a brief chat with Jeremy Beadle. I was looking at the stuff in the window of a magic shop, and I turned around and he was next to me, doing the same thing.
It's a shame it wasn't a sex shop, then it would have been very pertinent to your image.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:35,
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It's a shame it wasn't a sex shop, then it would have been very pertinent to your image.
Ha-ha!
Some friends and I once ruined a Beadle's About sketch in the local branch of Threshers.
It ended with him telling us to fuck off.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:53,
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It ended with him telling us to fuck off.
The sketch seemed to revolve around a new employee being hassled by a succession of tramps, who just kept piling more and more booze on the counter.
The last one to walk in was Beadle, (but we'd already spotted him and the camera crew readying themselves around the corner), so as soon as he went in, we all ran up the window and started banging on it, waggling mong hands and pointing at Jeremy.
The dude behind the counter didn't have a clue what was going on, so ignoring the protestations of the loitering camera crew, we opened the door and shouted out his name.
Tramp Beadle then came roaring out of the shop and told us at the top of his voice to fuck off. The sketch was clearly a write-off, and he departed shortly thereafter.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:16,
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The dude behind the counter didn't have a clue what was going on, so ignoring the protestations of the loitering camera crew, we opened the door and shouted out his name.
Tramp Beadle then came roaring out of the shop and told us at the top of his voice to fuck off. The sketch was clearly a write-off, and he departed shortly thereafter.
I've never been to QOTW, and have no intention of ever doing so.
Unless you count the Image Challenge votes/suggestions, which I didn't even know were part of QOTW until I checked my profile.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:12,
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haha!
I wonder how many other Beadle memories are out there? Text in, folks!
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:56,
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While this certainly looks promising, I have a bad feeling about b3ta turning into some sort of WIP dA/artbase dumpster of late
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:44,
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The last pic i posted was a WIPper, which earned me a sneaky comment from Toastman
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:07,
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Paedophile masquerading as a Japanese schoolgirl...
...I'm gonna look like such a cunt if Moggy IS a Japanese schoolgirl.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 21:24,
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^ this in spades.....
seems to be an awful amount of "artists" dumping things here for a tick of approval.... I blame moggy!
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:28,
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thats rather spiffing
its like HR Giger playing with Syd Mead's spirograph set
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:05,
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I hope they invent something better than gradients
for example, the colours change based on the time of the day in a thick banded manner
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:48,
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The gradients can be fine tuned
It just takes a lot of patience :)
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:52,
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I never liked them
I like nice thick lines and interesting stuff. If it is padding - leave it alone or do something with it!!
I look at the sunset and think.... "nice, but hurry up with the stars."
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:58,
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I look at the sunset and think.... "nice, but hurry up with the stars."
Well, he's currently dancing to The Adventures of Greggery Peccary
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:00,
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I'm Sex Toy Mouth Monkey, and I am here to say
I am the greatest rapper in the USA
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:49,
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Started this 8 years ago. Just re-found the files so thought it was time to try finishing it!
I always wondered how they were made.
Now only the question of qhy remains.
Nice job!
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:58,
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Now only the question of qhy remains.
Nice job!
I always enjoy the first couple of wheetabixes
then see the remaining ones about eight months later and wonder if they go odd.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:50,
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shopped only please
WAILAAPFYFC?
* Why Am I Looking At A Photo From Your Fetish Collection
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:52,
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* Why Am I Looking At A Photo From Your Fetish Collection
Ooh
already said the entropy thing. Wonder if that made sense...
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:53,
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"Tis the Devil's Work child and you must watch
else thy too will grow up to be chav scum!"
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:46,
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Is that
a circular portal? Fire the orange one somewhere and let the fist fly through.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:51,
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Hey hey hey it's the Sunshine Elephant with his gif goodness
:D
So this is where dogbomb get's all his source for his daily cartoon strip.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:04,
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So this is where dogbomb get's all his source for his daily cartoon strip.
i got fired for putting satanic messages
in all my toons ;___;
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:12,
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exactly.
now i'm just livin in a shelter, with my sock puppets
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:15,
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Lovely!
The liquorice ticks are my favourite. Or maybe the sugar lice.
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Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:15,
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