This is too satirical
and profound for b3ta. You know the score.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 21:57,
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Sorry to threadjack, Pedro
but can somebody PLEASE explain to me why my Fall Fashions joke did not appear on the front page? It had clearly gained in popularity. Several people had commented positively.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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I was as baffled as you are, mofaha
Clearly, your fall fashion joke was gaining momentum and popularity. I say the whole thing is rigged.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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Clearly, your fall fashion joke was gaining momentum and popularity. I say the whole thing is rigged.
This is exactly the type of positive comment I was referring to in my previous post.
There were literally almost thousands of three similar comments of support.
(Edited to silence the pedants and nit-pickers)
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:44,
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(Edited to silence the pedants and nit-pickers)
I fear it may be my fault
I was going to post a positive comment about your fall fashions joke (which is exactly the type of fall fashions joke I like) but it was hours after it had been posted and I feared that it would be too little too late. But perhaps, just perhaps, one more positive comment would have been enough to attract the attention of the mods.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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dont sully my thread with this drivel
MODS!!!! Is there anyway you can edit out the posts of user 10342 (AKA Mofaha, AKA Moggy, AKA Doctor Dyslexia)
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edit: I think you'll find that the post of all of the aforementioned users all come from the same IP Address!!
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:58,
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edit: I think you'll find that the post of all of the aforementioned users all come from the same IP Address!!
Pedro I don't want to sound critical
but you might want to rephrase your message of support because it almost sounds a bit negative.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:01,
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where were you when i was trying to create the celebirty poos meme?!?
NOWHERE!! Nowhere to be FOUND!
i dont need you supoort
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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i dont need you supoort
and now... and now.... b3tards is down....
guess what?... thats where all of my celebrity poos pics are archived.
i think something is rotten in denmark
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:04,
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i think something is rotten in denmark
that sounds like a veiled threat
is someone getting screen captures of this before the board nazis squash the truth?!?
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:07,
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is someone getting screen captures of this before the board nazis squash the truth?!?
well, as they say 'silence is guilt' i think we all know the truth here
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:11,
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this is the single most best thing on the internet at the moment
ever.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:44,
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No that was Joe Pesci but they only kept that scene in for the Director's Cut.
Nasty way of making me pay an extra $15 if you ask me
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:58,
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I like the feeling of detachment that only a TV can provide.
also: JOE PESCI
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:01,
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He'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that Pesci Joe.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:02,
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Nice ainmation, really, but FUCK tea.
My Mrs has just brought me an iced coffee.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:04,
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Sorry, I just dislike the stuff.
Shame we never got a coffee vs tea image challenge.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:13,
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I'm drinking coffee now as it happens.
I feel like a traitor. But tea is my one true hot-drink love.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:19,
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I love everything about coffee,
The taste, the smell, the way it cuts through to the palette, clearing the way for anouther mouthful of cake. And the number of forms it comes in, from hard-arse ristretto to full flaming homosexual caramel latte.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:22,
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Tends to leave your mouth tasting a bit minging, though.
I tend to brush my teeth or have gum or mints after coffee. Even good coffee.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:25,
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True enough. Or drink more coffee to take the taste away.
Or more cake.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:26,
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Also, sorry for sounding like a twat in the original reply.
It really is a nice animation.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:28,
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i've become addicted to them, after not drinking coffee for a few years
i've yet to perfect my own homemade one yet
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:21,
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I've had a play with it.
An espresso shot (or if using instant, only just enough boiling water to dissolve the coffee and sugar) in a cup - the cup drains a lot of the heat out of it, which then isn't transferred to the final drink. Then the shot is poured slowly over three or four ice cubes in a glass and swirled until it feels cool. Then add very cold milk. If adding icecream, roll it into a ball a little less than the width of the glass and carefull add it before the milk. Pour the milk in slowly onto the icecream to give a neat layering effect with the coffee at the bottom and milk on top.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:26,
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i might make a load of coffee and stick in the fridge overnight
then try some different combinations in the morning and spend the day off my tits, gibbering, on a caffeine high
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:36,
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fuck, I could eat some ice cream right now
sainsburies basics no flavour pure white frozen milk like lovely 80p ice cream
that would involve getting off my ass though, effort. I could die, lack of ice cream. In the time it took to type this I could have got ice cream. sad now. Stream of conciousness posting, sign of mental illness, lol, mental illness hahaha WEEEEEEE well, maybe, oh, that's a nice car I can see from the window. I'll stop now nobody is going to read this unless I say "TITS" and "HOT BREASTS" yeah I bet someone just saw those words in quotes and started reading and then they got bored at the part where I said I could have got ice cream or even earlier, I'm not looking at the screen now, I'm even bored with what I'm typing but I can't stop, dear god HELP. Can't stop, oh there's some guy with a cane, oh now he has gone, that was exciting, phew, anything could have happened other than is appearance and then dissapearance which was the only likely outcome.
I can see some kind of flying black chicken too, that's nice, nice car is still there I should stop now before I fall asleep.
/no reason blog
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:15,
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that would involve getting off my ass though, effort. I could die, lack of ice cream. In the time it took to type this I could have got ice cream. sad now. Stream of conciousness posting, sign of mental illness, lol, mental illness hahaha WEEEEEEE well, maybe, oh, that's a nice car I can see from the window. I'll stop now nobody is going to read this unless I say "TITS" and "HOT BREASTS" yeah I bet someone just saw those words in quotes and started reading and then they got bored at the part where I said I could have got ice cream or even earlier, I'm not looking at the screen now, I'm even bored with what I'm typing but I can't stop, dear god HELP. Can't stop, oh there's some guy with a cane, oh now he has gone, that was exciting, phew, anything could have happened other than is appearance and then dissapearance which was the only likely outcome.
I can see some kind of flying black chicken too, that's nice, nice car is still there I should stop now before I fall asleep.
/no reason blog
Your fridge is fucking?
I always wondered where they came from. I just assumed they were made in China.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:23,
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There are very many types of tea
Saying "FUCK tea" is a bit akin to saying "FUCK plants", except even sillier. For instance, do you also FUCK chai tea? Chai lattes? How about Rooibos vanilla? Rooibos caramel? That's a nice one, that is.
That's the problem with the internet. People overstate their oversimplified opinions.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:33,
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That's the problem with the internet. People overstate their oversimplified opinions.
Technically, this is true
I love chai lattes anyway. Maybe that makes me a big girl's blouse. I always suspected it was so.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:52,
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my wireless receiver's busted
so i'm having to make do with a tiny keyboard and mouse which are too shit to contemplate making pics with.
this means you're spared from my art*
*tedious head swaps, and ill conceived and poorly executed pics
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:52,
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this means you're spared from my art*
*tedious head swaps, and ill conceived and poorly executed pics
Fair point.
I did once pay for Christmas from a commission, though.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:59,
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nice!
i note that your web page doesn't have a kookaburra on it.
isn't it an Australian symbol?
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:06,
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isn't it an Australian symbol?
doh! how did i not see that?
they look a lot like kingfishers, but with a chunkier beak, no?
edit - ah fuck, just read the description! god i'm dense
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:17,
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edit - ah fuck, just read the description! god i'm dense
They are indeed kingfishers.
Except they don't really eat fish. Mostly lizards, frogs and insects. And bacon rind.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:19,
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i'm bookmarking this page
i'm going to have to keep my eye out for some of these. all i've seen so far a kookaburras, rainbow lorikeets, pigeons, ravens and seagulls.
oh and ibis too
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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oh and ibis too
Ah, the Scraggy Ibis,
also known as Bin Chicken and Swamp Chook.
Australia is a great place for birds.*
* not Adelaide.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:52,
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Australia is a great place for birds.*
* not Adelaide.
I'm off for six days in Cairns and FNQ in March.
Serious hard-core birding with a couple of friends. Hope to see about 200 species. And not get eaten.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:54,
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hahaha yes :)
I know it's not cool to admit it, but I bloody love that film
"now let's he his fucking cards..."
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:27,
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"now let's he his fucking cards..."
Washing machines live... until the return of the many-angled ones.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 10:58,
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As luck would have it,
I've written a novella on exactly this subject, which I've just submitted. Nice one! :)
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:49,
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argh! white text on black background!
i feels like the text burns into my retinas.
also, tentacle rape brings back bad memories for me :/
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:01,
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also, tentacle rape brings back bad memories for me :/
Did Uncle Cthulhu touch you in a bad place when you were little?
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:06,
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heh heh!
no, i didn't know much about manga at the time when, after watching akira, i borrowed a film from a friend.
anyway, i had a girlfriend come over after being out for the night and we decided to put it on.
it wasn't too far into the film when a huge demon started tentacle raping a young girl.
i think i died a little inside that night
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:14,
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anyway, i had a girlfriend come over after being out for the night and we decided to put it on.
it wasn't too far into the film when a huge demon started tentacle raping a young girl.
i think i died a little inside that night
I think she gets squeezed to death
rather than raped per se. Which is OK, obviously.
Wicked, wicked film though.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:17,
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Wicked, wicked film though.
Have you read anything by Charles Stross?
(I've had this conversation with a few people, so aplogies if I've already harangued you on this).
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:30,
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Ha, yeah, I read The Jennifer Morgue not long ago.
It was kind of cool and terrible at the same time.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:53,
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Did you read The Atrocity Archives first?
That's a great book. The Fuller Memorandum is a cloase second.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:54,
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Nope, that's all I've read of his.
You heard of/read Shadows Over Baker Street? Holmes/Cthulhu crossover fiction! Some of its pretty good (there's a wicked one by Neil Gaiman).
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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I AM FRIGHTENED
One of our friends at school was called Carl... when we couldn't find him, we'd regularly sing 'Washing machines live longer... WHERE'S CARL GONE?'
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:38,
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It's the only box in the supermarket that picks YOU up.
and then smashes you against the dog food aisle.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:41,
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I'm off to walk me bitch (and my dog)
Thanks to richard-on-the-cliff for the saucy monkey!
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 10:07,
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I couldn't be arsed to set up the coffee machine,
so I filtered some coffee through kitchen towel. Tasted alright.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:39,
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This is exactly how they make coffee in Guatemala
and they should know
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:34,
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Turns out filter papers here cost about the same as a roll of kitchen towel,
so I bought some. I caved to the modern world.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:53,
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i have quite a few monkey drawings as it happens
millions probably
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 10:39,
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millions probably
that would be silly
please visit my youtube where you can view them one after another very fast, with music, it would save a hell of a lot of time.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:52,
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probably me
most of my output back then featured cheese and monkeys
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:53,
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Only 328 shopping days til the end of the world!
SALE NOW ON - EVERYTHING MUST GO
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:10,
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That would be
ME! :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10662428#post10662471
I recognised the cheating chair
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:07,
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www.b3ta.com/board/10662428#post10662471
I recognised the cheating chair
Anyone know who runs b3tards?
Do they require 50p for the meter?
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 9:03,
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Aha.
I bet he's on holiday - these things only happen when people are on holiday.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 9:23,
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Stop ....Hammer time! ............dnnnn d d d dddd Can't touch this!
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 9:11,
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At first when I see you cry...
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile...
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 9:25,
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Ning b3a!
Sorry I'm late, it took me longer than expected to find a photo of Alexis Texas with a stripy top on. Or more to the point, with any top on!
Today she is joined by Keith Hamilton Cobb and Alexandra Krosney.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 8:29,
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Today she is joined by Keith Hamilton Cobb and Alexandra Krosney.
There are loads of them today!
Harry Corbett, Alan Alda and Bobby Ball also share this day and luckily I found this photo of all of them, looking at Sooty's sausage. O_O
I did also think about doing Frank Skinner but he is a complete cunt so I thought I would just put a mention down here with some other funny named people who share this day; Soupy Sales, Joey Fatone and Elijah Wood (Wouldn't)
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 8:29,
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I did also think about doing Frank Skinner but he is a complete cunt so I thought I would just put a mention down here with some other funny named people who share this day; Soupy Sales, Joey Fatone and Elijah Wood (Wouldn't)
Hands so full of sperm
they look invisible on a white background
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 8:49,
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For he has eaten the souls of those would would dare to summon him through their arts.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 9:40,
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past drawing(Maria,Queen) JollyJack style practise
COREL PAINTER I MISS YOU!!
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 8:19,
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COREL PAINTER I MISS YOU!!
Very nicely drawn - i especially like the gal on the top right, but her lack of arms is a bit wierd!
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:14,
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Thanks :D
She is Queen. She has the ability to hypnosis. She can manipulate the animals.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:15,
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"manipulate the animals"
I know what you mean, but the translation comes across as a criminal offence :D
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:06,
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He is on a cliff
I dunno - everyone seems to be called jack something or other these days
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:54,
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You should probably put prosthetics on the blue-haired woman. XD
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:29,
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Queen: I have been manipulating her mind.
Hit the keyboard that Moggy.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:40,
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Hey guys what do you think
Is 90k a milestone or 90% of a milestone?
Yeah, thought so
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 6:24,
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Yeah, thought so
This is the second time today that something gets dirtier by licking it
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 6:15,
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Hey mofaha I had a really good joke that I thought you might like to make into a picture
It has pictures of models falling over and a tagline about the latest range of "fall fashions". I think you'll find it particularly funny because in America (where you live) they say 'fall' instead of 'autumn' and sometimes people release new clothing lines in autumn (or 'fall' in America (where you live)).
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 3:00,
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You know gronkpan I made a picture like that once and I seem to remember I posted it here but I don't think anyone saw it.
HOLD ON A SECOND I'LL LOOK FOR IT
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 3:07,
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Before I do that though I just want to explain that in America (where I live) they say 'fall' instead of 'autumn'
(in America (where I live)).
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 3:08,
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Ok here is the picture. This is the type of fall fashions joke I meant.
Is this the type of fall fashions joke you meant?
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 3:11,
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Is this the type of fall fashions joke you meant?
Haha, this is a type of fall fashion joke that I can get behind
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 5:34,
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You should make a dutch winter fashioN joke next
That will get you popular in the Netherlands too.
Tip: the dutch word for winter is winter, which means winter
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 6:14,
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Tip: the dutch word for winter is winter, which means winter
I like vanilla ice cream any time of year.
(you're so lucky b3tards is fucked right now)
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 6:35,
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FUCK I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON NOW
Anyone want a bacon sandwich?
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 7:16,
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Oh wow, I just read some facts about Holland (where you live)!
Did you know:
Holland is a name in common usage given to a region in the western part of the Netherlands. The term Holland is also frequently used as a pars pro toto to refer to the whole of the Netherlands. This usage is generally accepted but disliked by many Dutch people in the other parts of the Netherlands
I learned this fact today about Holland which is the country you live in, did you hear about this?
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:54,
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Holland is a name in common usage given to a region in the western part of the Netherlands. The term Holland is also frequently used as a pars pro toto to refer to the whole of the Netherlands. This usage is generally accepted but disliked by many Dutch people in the other parts of the Netherlands
I learned this fact today about Holland which is the country you live in, did you hear about this?
I don't understand, this joke is too hard.
Fall.. they fall
in the autum.. or "fall" it's too hard, I give up
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 7:17,
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in the autum.. or "fall" it's too hard, I give up
oh wait, are they wearing "a slip"
hahha haha, that's now funny! hahaha
no wait
I don't get it, it's not making sense.
:/
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 7:17,
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no wait
I don't get it, it's not making sense.
:/
No no no, you don't get it
It's because they're FALLing over !!! lol rofl ;oD
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:31,
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You seem to be constantly spamming your own shit.
Are you Wobbly Bloke in disguise?
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 9:28,
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like
don't see how the genius of that hat can be topped! Amazing! But I will try and think about how to do something that is animated and that small and relates to the icon in some way. But it still won't be as good as that, but that's ok.
Later: God, I can't stop staring at it. It's fascinating.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 8:53,
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Later: God, I can't stop staring at it. It's fascinating.
Unit TYP100
finally made all the taxpayers money spent on proving this hypothesis worthwhile.
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 0:35,
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NO NO NO!! Not sea monkeys...
"Seam Monkeys"!!
b3ta.com/board/10673854
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Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:48,
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