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[challenge entry] Watch out Doctor Ook!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# wowed agin
will go to links now (shhh. against b3ta protocols)

clangers?

Saw links: i knew someone who knew someone who knew Tom Baker in the sevs, and he always carried a toothbrush in his breast pocket.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Doctor Ook and the belly-button lint of Doncaster! His greatest villain!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Legend has it that the Yetis might be back, this year..
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I've heard it too, but I wouldn't worry.
They are coming back, but not yeti.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Ice see what you did, there.
Truly abominable.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Snow walk in the park, this punning business.
I was trying to keep a clean sleet this year, but it's not happening.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# This is more than I can flake.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Many of my puns have received a cold reception.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# We're drifting, man.
And fast running out of snow gags..
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# snow way
Icey plenty
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Damn... that's made me look like such an icehole.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I glood
to this thread. well. i was. top punnishment
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# also
he appears to be wearing Ugg boots
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I've actually seen men wearing Ugg boots...
I always thought they were women's boots, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Three down, eight to go.
8D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Sylvester Macaque
surely?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# *groan*
I wish I'd thought of that!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
# My Lovely War Horse... they still need to lose the sax solo...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Ha
heh heh ha! Enough of that sort of thing!

Sings to himself privately: Poulet-Pooo (ah-ha)
Take it now or leave it (ah-ha)
Now is all we get (ah-ha)
Nothing promised, no regrets

Later: jumped to later in vid and Yay! There's the psychedelic horse head!!!! Yayyyy!

Good work on the seamless dougal btw
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# haha cheers!
If only they would make the dougal movie it would be awesome!
(, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# At least we got a picture, this time.
And rather a good one, too.
EDIT: Not much of a talker or a clicker, eh? So be it.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# yes indeed boy howdy
yes indeed
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Yes, we love horses here
you obviously read the faq as suggested earlier
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# giggle
you faquer
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Uh-uh.
No way.
The hovering arrow has warned me of your attempted japes.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# There's a clue in the sig as well
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I never pay much attention to sigs.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# cheers!
Idle thumbs or wacom tablets are the devils playthings!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha... This is ace ...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Looks like a rubbish film...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I want to see :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# yes
better

and here's the perfect visual response to this basically... best picture reply i ever done

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# PNFP
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# jump
you can make it :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Almost certain to be the smash film of 2012
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# This is rather excellent.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
*cleek*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)
# That looks better than the flim
flim flim
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry]

The lovely Debbie Mcgee still would :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# >ghod<
it's the freaky veins in his head I can't cope with actually.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# So, who are you exactly?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I dunno
The Ghost of Red October?

Later: The Hunt for Last October?

I really don't know. Who AM I? Who are you for that matter? Whose is anyone?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I'm fully expecting a headline of:
Daniels and McGee in Krankie's orgy accident.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# *hands out industrial strength mindbleach*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# yes
can i have some of that mindbleach please? like NOW!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# pass some here quick :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Yes please!
I had great trouble with my lunch after seeing that
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I woke up in wee Jimmy Krankie's bed, this morning.
Schoolboy error.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Who was it on QOTW, quite a while ago, said they'd shagged wee Jimmy Krankie?
If that story were true, then... eugh... D:
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# With the exception of Image Challenge suggestions, I've never looked at anything on QOTW, so am unable to answer.
If true, though..
.. yikes.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I very rarely pop over to QOTW, unless there's a story I want to tell.
I think someone linked to the story in question a week or two ago.

Part of me hopes it isn't true, but part of me does... because it's fucking funny.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Ouch
Make my mindbleach a double please, barman
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# if this person was also a midget it would be understandable
inexcusable but understandable ;)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# PICS OR GTFO.
Actually...fuck that.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha.. perfect....!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# How many ballsacks were used in making this?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# sTiLL


NOt eNTErED,

AND SORRY SORRY SORRY

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# are you selling these shirts?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Ask the manager, boss
he doesn't even know I exist... sniffle... but yes. Monkey cock indeed. And also b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=90410&board=main&start=30
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# It
only really works if a monkey is wearing it. If a human wore it... deeepreeeesssiiinnngggg...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Haha, ace...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] He was raiding the bird feeder at an appropriate time for this challenge :~)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# nicely!
took a moment longer than it really should've though.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Yay! A squirrel monkey! ^click
p.s. can it be milked?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I'm pretty sure his wife can
:~)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Ah, so he's married to a squirrel with tits, then?
Some people on this board will be very jealous
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# *fears*
Nicely as ever.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I want one
:)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Nicely :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# ohh skilled =)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Actually believed the statement
then 5 minutes later... realized. Still fucking cute though.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# WOW!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# yay...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha, this is fantastic - CLICKS HARD!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# -o-
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Ace!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Haha... the ball girl on the right next to the umpier, looks like she's dieing for a wee ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# The opponent is the best bit
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# heinz blood!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Excellent as usual,
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# eh?
why would you bring that up?

edit - oh, i see what you're saying, but really?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I'm lost
Why's this thread relevant?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Classic.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# that's quite an important point though
lots of people will have missed that
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# papa smurf just chillin on the right
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# ace
:~)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Curve ball
:)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Haha ace...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch out Doctor Ook!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Ha-ha! A different simian for each incarnation.
*finger guns*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# thats the plan
although it may take past the compo to do it
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# wow
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# this
actaully segues from the thing i did below (monkey at a computer). the relationship between monkeys and cyber intelligence. which i guess is why dorkins came up was it yesterday in amidst the monkey stuff? the relationship between the hominid primate brain and the ancillary technology that there is an ongoing suspicion will develop its own destiny... yay terror nation
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# you make me think of the monkey in Lawnmower Man
who is wired up to Virtual Reality gear that looks a bit Robocopesque, being trained in the VR simulations for real-world combat - with movie-predictable results:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NblUhm2Hd3Y
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# but can it be milked?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# i know it sure the fuck can be linked
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# and made by someone else, beshrew
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# the cyberman
thing wasnt made by someone else was it? do you mean the horse thi... oh... yes... you do
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Hello, poulet.
You might want to put this on the Links board.
We're all about the pictures on this part of b3ta.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# oh
so is it no links at all ever on this board boy howdy? ever?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# You can post links, yes, but never start a thread with one.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# but but but can you post a picture whilst whoring a link in a new thread?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# If it's not spammy, then totally.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# but... but..
i wanted to do that again!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# If it's consistent and excessive, that might get people calling you out for being a spammer.
I usually don't post links alongside pictures on here, I'm just going by what I've seen. ^^
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Sooooo
having studied you for some time Bourbon, I'm guessing you have a list of the consistent and excessive transgressors? And can I see it please?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# i'm begining to wonder if perhaps you're a reincarnation of a previous flouncer
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Of course it is
Maybe a few 9/11 photoshops might make it go away again
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Going by the only story on their profile,
I'd say the answer is probably yes.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't have such a list.
*puts it through a shredder*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# This is only a rule if you want it to be.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Shhhhhhmmeakins!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# hahahah
edit: whoaaaa.... that's a link!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# fluffeh! :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# People do put links on here, but usually in threads.
Starting a post with a link doesn't tend to go down too well on /board.
It's why The Powers That Be created the Links board.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# "The powers that be" eh?
so essentially you believe in a higher power... ok...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Rob Almighty
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I can't remember posting anything about my belief system, but you're welcome to interpret my posts in whatever way you see fit.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# I can see
we are already developing a cautious badinage sir. (comments quickly while howdy is busy watching the tennis)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# yay
reply to french hen: i love my lovely horse... i didnt get to the end but did you put the psychedelic horse head bit in it?

you are lucky you didn't get the faq gifs and boiling piss pix. phew
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# boiling magnets
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I love horses, best of all the animals.
They're my friends.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Oops! Take cover...
Please read this particularly appropriate entry in the faq
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# uh oh
you got a faquer poulet.

you have to look at this, so you seriously understand the rules of b3ta
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# that is a pertinent point, however i would also like to direction the poster's attention to this
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# u got me, lawl!!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# bazinga!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# :))
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# S -S _ S
spamitude of the highest degree
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Please stop posting links on the board, thanks
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# links ----->
(althout ze arrow points rechts, noch ja?)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Please post your spamming links to spamming links on /links on /links please
my head hurts
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# enjoyed
urld spice ad.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# FAQ party you say?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Your
suppressed rage is not appropriate here. Take it outside son.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Oh yeah remember that time
When he went crazy after a wrestling match and rampaged through downtown New York, tipping over cars and harassing women?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# He knocked the fucking twin towers down, how could anyone forget?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# sssssshhhh
ellis might me lurking
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# or LS18
never forget!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Gets my vote.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Cool
did you find this?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# it should win
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# done founded it
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# But
is it the Empire State or the Chrysler?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Why has no-one done the 'other' thing?
Woo to your though
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# If you mention it, they will come.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# ^THis
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Ok, stop the compo
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# only just seen this
laughs heartily
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# why is this not fp`d?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# yawn


not entered
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
# this is a pretty good drawing
why not enter it instead of flouncing?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# I've
looked at your stuff. It's very good. It's very confusing this site so I tend to forget specifics, but I make a mental note when things are stand out good and your username is on the list.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# The
list of people I need to assassinate because they undermine my sense of self worth I mean.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# thanks
i was very confused at first too, it took me about 6 months to figure out how the reply alignment system works.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# I'm
kind of projecting, say, two years, or sumfing...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# For someone who pretends not to care, you seem awfully upset by this week's compo.
You're under no obligation to take part in any of the image challenges. You do know that, right?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Who could be annoyed by this week's challenge it's friggin monkeys! (and occasional apes - a bit like an occasional table I suppose)
but what's not to like?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Nothing
it's actually exposed my complete lack of interest in monkeys, and I had this pet notion I thought I had a special "thing" with them.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# i get the impression that you have a complete lack of interest of pretty much everything on b3ta
which begs the obvious question
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# No
I find b3ta strangely fascinating
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# This guy keeps doing this - making a lot of noise about nothing, then vanishing.
He's either a comedy account or someone hurtling toward a massive flounce.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# That's
an assumption. I can see how you would come to these conclusions, but no, not really... at least, I don't think so...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# is it too soon to make popcorn?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Toffee popcorn please I hope this show is in 3D too I'd hate to miss anything
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# i have a feeling the trailers will be more intersting than the show in this case
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# :(
I'm crying now I felt so alienated. And for the first time I feel like I have been accepted into the bosom of the community.

And it is Sunday and I am tired and emotional. It is Sunday right?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# aww baby, i'm just playing
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Thanks
... for being gentle with me...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# It's a Trap!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# :/
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# If he's gonna blow, it'll probably be on a weeknight, for maximum effect.
Have a sandwich, for now, Pedro.
We don't want you going hungry.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I'll
try not to. Honest. But yeah, a weeknight might be when I am at my most paranoid.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Oooo, get her
p.s. don't look at any of my stuff. It's all shit.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# ::)
will deffo look at it now

Later: quick glance at profile: HILARIOUS! Not shit.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha.. tops ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The Taxonomy Nazis say...
80% of these compo entries must be disqualified because APES ARE NOT MONKEYS!
Here is a graph to help:

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# ^this
I have been avoiding clicking on Ape pics

This gets a big click
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# But by including apes, you've negated your own entry.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Darn
where do I unclick?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Taxonomically speaking...
monkey is a bit of a meaningless term. If you try and define a monophyletic group encompassing all monkeys (Ie. old world and new world), then apes are monkeys.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Yeah, just what I was thinking.
Pfft.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Ooh yeah, you get cladistic on they asses
where do I re-click?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# It's easy
Does it have a tail?

Yes: Monkey.
No: Ape.

Anything more complicated than that can be kept to your hooty-tooty-high-falootin' ivory-towered senior common rooms.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Barbary Ape.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Manx Cat
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# aka "MANX APE"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# KEEP IT TO YOUR HOOTY-TOOTY-HIGH-FALOOTIN' IVORY-TOWERED SENIOR COMMON ROOMS
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# tiger!
got a tail therefore monkey?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# so, not a monkey then?
is this what you're saying?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
#
Got it in one! I see a bright future for you.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# if i'm honest, i had to ask my wife to explain what you were getting at
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Confucious once said "Stupid man with wise wife is wise man"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Oh what
That means my cat is a monkey? The missus is not going to be happy...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:29, archived)
# I feel I should have added a few previous questions
Is it a cat?

Yes: Cat
No: Not cat



Is it a dog?

Yes: Dog
No: Not dog



Is it your girlfriend?

Yes: Girlfriend
No: Not girlfriend



Does it look like a hairy version of Winston Churchill?

Yes: Monkey or ape
No: Not monkey or ape
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Well, it sure looks like a cat...
But it's smoking a cigar... hmmm...

This is going to take some time.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# A cat smoking a cigar is still a cat
And a squirrel with tits is still a squirrel.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# By Jove, I think I've got it
You should write books on these types of things.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# You know, that's a smashing idea
I'll send you a signed copy
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# What does it mean
if your girlfriend has a tail?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# It means that any day soon her gorilla husband is gonna call round
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# yiff yiff grr meow
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# This is utter bollocks
incidentally.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I'm sorry a post on a puerile digital arts community doesn't match up to the standards of academic rigour you might expect
I shall try harder next time
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Not really, no
generally, it's more like this:

Does it have a tail?

No: old world monkey
Yes: new world monkey

but there must be some exceptions to this rule
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Hmm
Does it have a tail?

Yes: primate with tail
No: primate without tail
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# You're both wrong
Does it have a tail?

Yes: Fuck it
No: Finger it
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Does it have a tail?

Don't care.
*skullfucks*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# ahaha
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Taxonomy nazis?
You've never been a birdwatcher...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# ...depends how you define birdwatcher
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Well, I don't mean robin-strokers.
More listers and twitchers, really.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Actually,
I'm involved in a rather large taxonomic project the moment. Should be published later this year.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# yawn


not entered

edit: in the stupid fucking image challenge i mean
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] MONKEYNESS !
I made this

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Another graduate of the Smash Monkey School of Fine Digital Arts
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# speaking of which, has she disappeared?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# i think her main PC is finally totally dead and now has been only posting on the dayshift
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# ah, right
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Cuddles and Monkey! are both apes.
Abu is hard to tell.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Will these trousers never be dry?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
#
hahahaha Captain
There is the only animation gif that I found
i.imgur.com/pu7Te.gif
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# King of the Swingers.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# :oD
Shouldn't they be SPYder monkeys?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# No orangutan?
Tsk.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Top silly!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
# hahahahahahhahah
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:05, archived)
# You've really taken this challenge and run with it!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
# I'm amazed no-one's done "I fucking love monkeys" yet.
Maybe that meme has sailed.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
# my exercise
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
# oooo, this just spazzed out on my phone
it was pretty cool
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# i have an android phone and gif animations don't play on it
is their something i can download to make them work?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
# There is an option in your browser
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# what is it called damn you!?!?!?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# nevermind, i done found it, thanks
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# sorry, was a bit slow to get back to you.
i hate using my phone on here. mistyping everyword due to stupid on screen buttons gets a bit tedious.

in case you scroll down here again, what do you think of the android?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:03, archived)
# for this gif
you need an anthropoid phone
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Quick!
He's got an axe!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:11, archived)
# fuck you buddy
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:13, archived)
# this is my first gif!!!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] This is my 40th jpg
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Basement Jaxx have let themselves go.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
#

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:18, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:25, archived)
#

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:25, archived)
# looks more like the creature from the boiling piss
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:39, archived)
# hmmm.... it doesn't scan as nicely as your original title, does it?
maybe the boiling piss should be a sub title, like Star Wars, ep 1, the really shit one that no one can cares to remember the title of
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:53, archived)
# heh heh heh!
perfect
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# Haha yes
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Fantastic thread there :D
Good job Colonel!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Yes
that was top drawer repartee
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Excellent art
weirdly, no-one picked up on it. I did notice it however, but didn't know what to say.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# :|
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 20:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:34, archived)
# optimising algorithm, etc
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:38, archived)
# clear as fuck eh
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)
# is this the Ishihara test?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
# ninja edit
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:36, archived)
# yeah, for some reason the width trickery didn't work the first time
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:39, archived)
# well done you
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:57, archived)
# Il touche le jambon, n'est-ce pas?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:58, archived)
# oui, trois fois oui.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)
# *puffs on a Gauloises*
Oui, mon frere. Oui.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Garçon! plus de café, les bicyclettes et l'ail sur une chaîne
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Aussi, deux talonneurs et une gramme du cocaïne pour moi.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# What a twat!
On par with smug bastard and just as amusing.

Why are you here? And I don't mean on beta I mean in an existentialist sense.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
# You ugly.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
# i like the dedication
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Back when I had plenty of time on my hands.
Those days are gone, now.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Who's the dude in the top right?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# The one-and-only Flando Smoothie.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:36, archived)
# It's funny because he posted a picture of b3tans
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Ah, so this guy is most definitely a troll.
Thanks for clearing that up.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I do now
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Ning b3ta - Today's lovely ladies are;
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 7:00, archived)
# followed by todays Charming Chaps...
Tom Selleck and W.C. Fields.



and yes, I know I filtered
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 7:00, archived)
# someone buy him a razor for his birthday
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 7:29, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 7:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha....
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 7:48, archived)
# Needs more caterpillers
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:20, archived)
# quick animate the taches to caterpillar crawl all over his face
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:41, archived)
# HE COMES.
Oh, taches. I thought it said 'tentacles'. My bad, I'll pop back to my dimension.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:45, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
# CroMagnon PI

(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# ELAINE!!!
And tell poor Heather to put on a stripy sweater - it's cold!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 7:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:33, archived)
# ooooh - i likes golden grahams!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:20, archived)
# nipples :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 6:07, archived)
#
HE FUCKING LOVES 'NANAS
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 6:17, archived)
#
HE LOVES FUCKING 'NANAS
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 7:17, archived)
# this is me when i smoke grass
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 6:45, archived)
# That's the problem, maybe you should be smoking something a bit more calming like marijuana
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)
# damb!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 5:18, archived)
# This is lully
up with this sort of thing!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# For sale
Sex robot, 1 careful owner, good body work interior

Ā£5 ONO



lick for bigger
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 1:06, archived)
# do you have one with bigger, rougher, hands?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 1:07, archived)
# I have an adapter somewhere
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
# great, it'll be perfect for sanding our floorboards then
i'll take it
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Sold :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Got any in a similar price range with fairly recent 'not bored' facial expression software?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 2:12, archived)
# i think there's a plugin for that
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 2:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 3:52, archived)
# sweet
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 7:28, archived)
# I see you didn't take much care with your sex doll
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:19, archived)
# i dont think you where very careful
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 4:42, archived)
# He probably misplaced the midriff panal
while adjusting tht vag control
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:00, archived)

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