Watch out Doctor Ook!
Previously on Doctor Ook:
Doctor Pat and the Cybermen
Doctor Tom and the Daleks
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:45,
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Previously on Doctor Ook:
Doctor Pat and the Cybermen
Doctor Tom and the Daleks
wowed agin
will go to links now (shhh. against b3ta protocols)
clangers?
Saw links: i knew someone who knew someone who knew Tom Baker in the sevs, and he always carried a toothbrush in his breast pocket.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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clangers?
Saw links: i knew someone who knew someone who knew Tom Baker in the sevs, and he always carried a toothbrush in his breast pocket.
Doctor Ook and the belly-button lint of Doncaster! His greatest villain!
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:53,
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I've heard it too, but I wouldn't worry.
They are coming back, but not yeti.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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Snow walk in the park, this punning business.
I was trying to keep a clean sleet this year, but it's not happening.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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I've actually seen men wearing Ugg boots...
I always thought they were women's boots, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:11,
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My Lovely War Horse... they still need to lose the sax solo...
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Ha
heh heh ha! Enough of that sort of thing!
Sings to himself privately: Poulet-Pooo (ah-ha)
Take it now or leave it (ah-ha)
Now is all we get (ah-ha)
Nothing promised, no regrets
Later: jumped to later in vid and Yay! There's the psychedelic horse head!!!! Yayyyy!
Good work on the seamless dougal btw
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:40,
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Sings to himself privately: Poulet-Pooo (ah-ha)
Take it now or leave it (ah-ha)
Now is all we get (ah-ha)
Nothing promised, no regrets
Later: jumped to later in vid and Yay! There's the psychedelic horse head!!!! Yayyyy!
Good work on the seamless dougal btw
haha cheers!
If only they would make the dougal movie it would be awesome!
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Tue 31 Jan 2012, 0:59,
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At least we got a picture, this time.
And rather a good one, too.
EDIT: Not much of a talker or a clicker, eh? So be it.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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EDIT: Not much of a talker or a clicker, eh? So be it.
Yes, we love horses here
you obviously read the faq as suggested earlier
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:55,
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Uh-uh.
No way.
The hovering arrow has warned me of your attempted japes.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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The hovering arrow has warned me of your attempted japes.
cheers!
Idle thumbs or wacom tablets are the devils playthings!
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 23:13,
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yes
better
and here's the perfect visual response to this basically... best picture reply i ever done
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:19,
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and here's the perfect visual response to this basically... best picture reply i ever done
>ghod<
it's the freaky veins in his head I can't cope with actually.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:46,
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I dunno
The Ghost of Red October?
Later: The Hunt for Last October?
I really don't know. Who AM I? Who are you for that matter? Whose is anyone?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:39,
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Later: The Hunt for Last October?
I really don't know. Who AM I? Who are you for that matter? Whose is anyone?
I'm fully expecting a headline of:
Daniels and McGee in Krankie's orgy accident.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:57,
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Yes please!
I had great trouble with my lunch after seeing that
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:33,
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I woke up in wee Jimmy Krankie's bed, this morning.
Schoolboy error.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:55,
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Who was it on QOTW, quite a while ago, said they'd shagged wee Jimmy Krankie?
If that story were true, then... eugh... D:
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:03,
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With the exception of Image Challenge suggestions, I've never looked at anything on QOTW, so am unable to answer.
If true, though..
.. yikes.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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.. yikes.
I very rarely pop over to QOTW, unless there's a story I want to tell.
I think someone linked to the story in question a week or two ago.
Part of me hopes it isn't true, but part of me does... because it's fucking funny.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:15,
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Part of me hopes it isn't true, but part of me does... because it's fucking funny.
if this person was also a midget it would be understandable
inexcusable but understandable ;)
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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Ask the manager, boss
he doesn't even know I exist... sniffle... but yes. Monkey cock indeed. And also b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=90410&board=main&start=30
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:43,
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It
only really works if a monkey is wearing it. If a human wore it... deeepreeeesssiiinnngggg...
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:45,
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He was raiding the bird feeder at an appropriate time for this challenge :~)
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Ah, so he's married to a squirrel with tits, then?
Some people on this board will be very jealous
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:23,
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Actually believed the statement
then 5 minutes later... realized. Still fucking cute though.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:49,
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Haha... the ball girl on the right next to the umpier, looks like she's dieing for a wee ;-)
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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eh?
why would you bring that up?
edit - oh, i see what you're saying, but really?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:07,
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edit - oh, i see what you're saying, but really?
that's quite an important point though
lots of people will have missed that
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:19,
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this
actaully segues from the thing i did below (monkey at a computer). the relationship between monkeys and cyber intelligence. which i guess is why dorkins came up was it yesterday in amidst the monkey stuff? the relationship between the hominid primate brain and the ancillary technology that there is an ongoing suspicion will develop its own destiny... yay terror nation
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:35,
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you make me think of the monkey in Lawnmower Man
who is wired up to Virtual Reality gear that looks a bit Robocopesque, being trained in the VR simulations for real-world combat - with movie-predictable results:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NblUhm2Hd3Y
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:50,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=NblUhm2Hd3Y
the cyberman
thing wasnt made by someone else was it? do you mean the horse thi... oh... yes... you do
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:41,
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Hello, poulet.
You might want to put this on the Links board.
We're all about the pictures on this part of b3ta.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:23,
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We're all about the pictures on this part of b3ta.
oh
so is it no links at all ever on this board boy howdy? ever?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:29,
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but but but can you post a picture whilst whoring a link in a new thread?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:34,
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If it's consistent and excessive, that might get people calling you out for being a spammer.
I usually don't post links alongside pictures on here, I'm just going by what I've seen. ^^
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:45,
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Sooooo
having studied you for some time Bourbon, I'm guessing you have a list of the consistent and excessive transgressors? And can I see it please?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:51,
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i'm begining to wonder if perhaps you're a reincarnation of a previous flouncer
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:01,
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Of course it is
Maybe a few 9/11 photoshops might make it go away again
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:01,
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Going by the only story on their profile,
I'd say the answer is probably yes.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 14:11,
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I'm afraid I don't have such a list.
*puts it through a shredder*
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:34,
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People do put links on here, but usually in threads.
Starting a post with a link doesn't tend to go down too well on /board.
It's why The Powers That Be created the Links board.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:34,
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It's why The Powers That Be created the Links board.
"The powers that be" eh?
so essentially you believe in a higher power... ok...
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:43,
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I can't remember posting anything about my belief system, but you're welcome to interpret my posts in whatever way you see fit.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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I can see
we are already developing a cautious badinage sir. (comments quickly while howdy is busy watching the tennis)
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:56,
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yay
reply to french hen: i love my lovely horse... i didnt get to the end but did you put the psychedelic horse head bit in it?
you are lucky you didn't get the faq gifs and boiling piss pix. phew
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:27,
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you are lucky you didn't get the faq gifs and boiling piss pix. phew
Oops! Take cover...
Please read this particularly appropriate entry in the faq
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:36,
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uh oh
you got a faquer poulet.
you have to look at this, so you seriously understand the rules of b3ta
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:38,
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you have to look at this, so you seriously understand the rules of b3ta
that is a pertinent point, however i would also like to direction the poster's attention to this
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Please post your spamming links to spamming links on /links on /links please
my head hurts
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:26,
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Your
suppressed rage is not appropriate here. Take it outside son.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 13:00,
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Oh yeah remember that time
When he went crazy after a wrestling match and rampaged through downtown New York, tipping over cars and harassing women?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:46,
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He knocked the fucking twin towers down, how could anyone forget?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:48,
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this is a pretty good drawing
why not enter it instead of flouncing?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:43,
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I've
looked at your stuff. It's very good. It's very confusing this site so I tend to forget specifics, but I make a mental note when things are stand out good and your username is on the list.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:45,
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The
list of people I need to assassinate because they undermine my sense of self worth I mean.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:47,
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thanks
i was very confused at first too, it took me about 6 months to figure out how the reply alignment system works.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:47,
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For someone who pretends not to care, you seem awfully upset by this week's compo.
You're under no obligation to take part in any of the image challenges. You do know that, right?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:49,
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Who could be annoyed by this week's challenge it's friggin monkeys! (and occasional apes - a bit like an occasional table I suppose)
but what's not to like?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:53,
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Nothing
it's actually exposed my complete lack of interest in monkeys, and I had this pet notion I thought I had a special "thing" with them.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:54,
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i get the impression that you have a complete lack of interest of pretty much everything on b3ta
which begs the obvious question
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:59,
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This guy keeps doing this - making a lot of noise about nothing, then vanishing.
He's either a comedy account or someone hurtling toward a massive flounce.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:59,
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That's
an assumption. I can see how you would come to these conclusions, but no, not really... at least, I don't think so...
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:05,
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Toffee popcorn please I hope this show is in 3D too I'd hate to miss anything
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:08,
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i have a feeling the trailers will be more intersting than the show in this case
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:13,
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:(
I'm crying now I felt so alienated. And for the first time I feel like I have been accepted into the bosom of the community.
And it is Sunday and I am tired and emotional. It is Sunday right?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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And it is Sunday and I am tired and emotional. It is Sunday right?
If he's gonna blow, it'll probably be on a weeknight, for maximum effect.
Have a sandwich, for now, Pedro.
We don't want you going hungry.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:12,
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We don't want you going hungry.
I'll
try not to. Honest. But yeah, a weeknight might be when I am at my most paranoid.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:15,
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Oooo, get her
p.s. don't look at any of my stuff. It's all shit.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:51,
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::)
will deffo look at it now
Later: quick glance at profile: HILARIOUS! Not shit.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:53,
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Later: quick glance at profile: HILARIOUS! Not shit.
The Taxonomy Nazis say...
80% of these compo entries must be disqualified because APES ARE NOT MONKEYS!
Here is a graph to help:
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:27,
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Here is a graph to help:
^this
I have been avoiding clicking on Ape pics
This gets a big click
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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This gets a big click
Taxonomically speaking...
monkey is a bit of a meaningless term. If you try and define a monophyletic group encompassing all monkeys (Ie. old world and new world), then apes are monkeys.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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Ooh yeah, you get cladistic on they asses
where do I re-click?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:42,
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It's easy
Does it have a tail?
Yes: Monkey.
No: Ape.
Anything more complicated than that can be kept to your hooty-tooty-high-falootin' ivory-towered senior common rooms.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:03,
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Yes: Monkey.
No: Ape.
Anything more complicated than that can be kept to your hooty-tooty-high-falootin' ivory-towered senior common rooms.
KEEP IT TO YOUR HOOTY-TOOTY-HIGH-FALOOTIN' IVORY-TOWERED SENIOR COMMON ROOMS
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:23,
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if i'm honest, i had to ask my wife to explain what you were getting at
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:54,
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Oh what
That means my cat is a monkey? The missus is not going to be happy...
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:29,
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I feel I should have added a few previous questions
Is it a cat?
Yes: Cat
No: Not cat
Is it a dog?
Yes: Dog
No: Not dog
Is it your girlfriend?
Yes: Girlfriend
No: Not girlfriend
Does it look like a hairy version of Winston Churchill?
Yes: Monkey or ape
No: Not monkey or ape
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:40,
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Yes: Cat
No: Not cat
Is it a dog?
Yes: Dog
No: Not dog
Is it your girlfriend?
Yes: Girlfriend
No: Not girlfriend
Does it look like a hairy version of Winston Churchill?
Yes: Monkey or ape
No: Not monkey or ape
Well, it sure looks like a cat...
But it's smoking a cigar... hmmm...
This is going to take some time.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:45,
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This is going to take some time.
A cat smoking a cigar is still a cat
And a squirrel with tits is still a squirrel.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:46,
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By Jove, I think I've got it
You should write books on these types of things.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:50,
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It means that any day soon her gorilla husband is gonna call round
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:11,
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I'm sorry a post on a puerile digital arts community doesn't match up to the standards of academic rigour you might expect
I shall try harder next time
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:28,
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Not really, no
generally, it's more like this:
Does it have a tail?
No: old world monkey
Yes: new world monkey
but there must be some exceptions to this rule
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:10,
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Does it have a tail?
No: old world monkey
Yes: new world monkey
but there must be some exceptions to this rule
Hmm
Does it have a tail?
Yes: primate with tail
No: primate without tail
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:29,
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Yes: primate with tail
No: primate without tail
You're both wrong
Does it have a tail?
Yes: Fuck it
No: Finger it
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:38,
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Yes: Fuck it
No: Finger it
Well, I don't mean robin-strokers.
More listers and twitchers, really.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:31,
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Actually,
I'm involved in a rather large taxonomic project the moment. Should be published later this year.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:38,
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yawn
not entered
edit: in the stupid fucking image challenge i mean
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:05,
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not entered
edit: in the stupid fucking image challenge i mean
Another graduate of the Smash Monkey School of Fine Digital Arts
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:08,
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i think her main PC is finally totally dead and now has been only posting on the dayshift
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:24,
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hahahaha Captain
There is the only animation gif that I found
i.imgur.com/pu7Te.gif
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:16,
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There is the only animation gif that I found
i.imgur.com/pu7Te.gif
I'm amazed no-one's done "I fucking love monkeys" yet.
Maybe that meme has sailed.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:08,
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i have an android phone and gif animations don't play on it
is their something i can download to make them work?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:08,
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sorry, was a bit slow to get back to you.
i hate using my phone on here. mistyping everyword due to stupid on screen buttons gets a bit tedious.
in case you scroll down here again, what do you think of the android?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 12:03,
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in case you scroll down here again, what do you think of the android?
hmmm.... it doesn't scan as nicely as your original title, does it?
maybe the boiling piss should be a sub title, like Star Wars, ep 1, the really shit one that no one can cares to remember the title of
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:43,
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Excellent art
weirdly, no-one picked up on it. I did notice it however, but didn't know what to say.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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yeah, for some reason the width trickery didn't work the first time
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:39,
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What a twat!
On par with smug bastard and just as amusing.
Why are you here? And I don't mean on beta I mean in an existentialist sense.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:44,
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Why are you here? And I don't mean on beta I mean in an existentialist sense.
Back when I had plenty of time on my hands.
Those days are gone, now.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:35,
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Ah, so this guy is most definitely a troll.
Thanks for clearing that up.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 11:41,
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followed by todays Charming Chaps...
Tom Selleck and W.C. Fields.
and yes, I know I filtered
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 7:00,
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and yes, I know I filtered
quick animate the taches to caterpillar crawl all over his face
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:41,
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HE COMES.
Oh, taches. I thought it said 'tentacles'. My bad, I'll pop back to my dimension.
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 8:45,
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ELAINE!!!
And tell poor Heather to put on a stripy sweater - it's cold!
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 7:21,
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That's the problem, maybe you should be smoking something a bit more calming like marijuana
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:46,
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For sale
Sex robot, 1 careful owner, good body work interior
Ā£5 ONO
lick for bigger
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 1:06,
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Ā£5 ONO
lick for bigger
great, it'll be perfect for sanding our floorboards then
i'll take it
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 1:28,
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Got any in a similar price range with fairly recent 'not bored' facial expression software?
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 2:12,
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He probably misplaced the midriff panal
while adjusting tht vag control
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Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:00,
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