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# Ola b3ta!


Been on my jollies for a couple of weeks. Have I missed much?

I see Flan and Freebase are still very much in evidence (more's the pity).

What phase of the Sanity Cycle is moggy rocking these days?

And can Prodge provide a link to the smug motherlode which I clocked just before I went off, but didn't have time to have a decent look through pls?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Moggy is currently going through this sort of phase:
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=90610
Hope you enjoyed your time in the real world!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Blimey.
Moggy'll soon be back and in greater numbers.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Fears
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I expect so
I reckon about 3 or 4 weeks before she opens a new account
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# She has been struck down.
She shall become more powerful than we can possibly imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Right that's it; back to bed for me
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I've been on my Jollies too....
Did I miss a Moggy flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Someone shopped helicoper cat. Moggy didn't like that.
So we obviously all shopped more helicopter cat. Moggy got all in a huff. I might have suggested to Jolly Jack that Moggy would "bust a tit" if he did something including the cat. So he did. And she bust a tit, resulting in her deleting her DA account and banned for posting a link to the facebook account of one of JJ's relatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# A typically moderate and considered response to the circumstance then.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# shame
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Welcome back!
www.b3ta.com/board/10779311
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# yup download them all at the link below
www.mediafire.com/?pj84h37zpwy3zw6

someone even found smugs balcony Alsterglacis 7, 20354 Hamburg, looking SE.direction into google street view
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Cheers...
and that's some impressive Google stalkage!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Serious Google-mappery!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Blimey! Didn't know someone had the address
How on earth was that found?
Edit: Someone ought to tag the original smug photo on Google Earth!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)
# b3ta lurker, someone who worked near there, and they got in touch with me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Amazing! It appear to be the offices of a German insurance firm
www.hansemerkur.de/
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Their newsletter is nothing like our newsletter
but grilling on the balcony is suggested www.hansemerkur.de/service/newsletter/0612/grilltipps
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Wow!
This place totally amazes me sometimes. I often wonder just how much we could achieve/destroy if we completely turned our efforts to good/evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Great Scott!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# In the right hands flan and freebase are comedy gold
smug is never funny

worst meme ever
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# utter pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# I know, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# I'll 'scramble' when I've finished this cup of tea, thank you...
thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha wow that's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Oooooh....nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha great!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Wow you're drawing these?
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Nah! Used to though...
...got a pic I drew of Johnny Red printed in
'Battle' when Dick Emery was President
of the Airfix Club! Got a £1 voucher :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Johnny Red!!!..that's the bugger :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:00, archived)
# the huns can wait!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Smuggles?
Nifty sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# No poncey croissants in this man's army thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# smug Robert Redford FTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# This is all of that, and more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Fuckin ACE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Where d'yer want your picture Mr Il?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Nothing like a good drive up the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Oooo Errrr Mrs
Be gentle darling
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
# One of the best films, ever.
And those ribs do look mighty delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Mmmmmm... tasty dog ribs.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# You have got to be fucking kidding me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Memphis style please
no sauce...ye gods they're tasty. And I'll be there in 4 weeks stuffing myself silly on the damn things...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# 'Ning, The Thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Nicely Moleypoos! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha! *clicks*
Ning, /board!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# braw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh dear...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Wow!
I feel rather queasy now.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# tuck in Kim
he's enjoying that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Good morning everyone!

Did you all have smashing weekends?
Trenchfoot and sunburn - thanks, British Summer!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Hallo!
Splendid weekend thanks.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Football, alcohol, reading, a Tod Slaughter marathon, and an aborted attempt at writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I watched Submarine.
I rather enjoyed it.

I also got very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# It was ok, as weekends go
visited my da, helped him with his work-from-home job, then got plied with alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# He's a chirpy chappy for a Monday morning
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Ning!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Hola!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:41, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# TWO WRONGIES
(1.618..., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Somewhere over France...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Argh!
I bet they dropped their box of Dairy Milk out of the window as well
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)
# AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Pfft.
Found this, the other day..

Which originated here
And also contained this epic tale
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
I LOVED Battle! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Battle, Action & Commando were all gory winners as far this 6yr old was concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm sure I saw this, or Commando, as a book in the comic shop the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)
# They're doing trade paperback reprints for the nostalgia market at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Aaaaggghhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Snap!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# These are all fab, boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# ^
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Has there ever been a 'Fuck About With Comic Covers' image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:39, archived)
# One word: BLEK
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:41, archived)
# ^- This - and that -v
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1644380
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:45, archived)
# haha pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:05, archived)
# And then of course...
(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha! Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Reminds me of the scene
in the last crusade where the two jones boys are
escaping zee nazis in a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I'm more of a 2000AD fan but if
I may briefly add,
"ACHTUNG!! SPITFIRE!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hallo Ninjarella!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Hallo sweetchunks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:53, archived)
# HAPPY 70TH BIRTHDAY SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY
(1.618..., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:05, archived)
# ning Paul McCartney, ning b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:08, archived)
# eurgh
'nings /board
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Do not feed the trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Sgt. Paedo's Wandering Hands Club Band.
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Underage Lover.
Happiness Is A Warm Boy.
I'll Follow The Son.
Baby, You're A Sick Man.
Get Back (You Freak).
Tomorrow Never Nonce.
I'm Only Sleazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Norweigian, would
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Snazzy waistcoat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:22, archived)
# From the Battenberg collection
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Since the "incident"
Bernie's pact with Satan had provided him with new sight..



Time for bed, I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Where he's gone, he doesn't need eyes to see
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 2:02, archived)
# He only needs turkeys to fuck.
And sacrifice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Jun 2012, 2:09, archived)
# You
have the order wrong there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 5:44, archived)
# Ah, a necrophiliac, I see...
Well, he's been flogging dead turkeys for a while, I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Jun 2012, 7:21, archived)
# He only needs Fucks to turkey?
Don't you mean goose?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# We have such wonderful things to show you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah, haven't watched Self-Raiser for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Skin up, Bernie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Damn right, Bernie!
Don't want cock-induced H5N1, do we?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
#


Click for booom!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Pffffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# browser search history: Taliban, 911, Boeing 747, London shard.
hope that hasn't set alarm bells ringing anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# And so Dick Wonder was never heard from again...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Er... Dick? Hello?
Anyone there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:35, archived)
# just checking what countries don't extradite to the US
more incriminating browser history
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Type "Thermite" and "Plastique Recipes" in as well for the full house.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:39, archived)
# And now I really have got Dick Wonder pounced on by MI5, bed-time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:43, archived)
# "Home-made organophosphates", "triacetonetriperoxide" and "where can I buy plutonium in London"
That should do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Jun 2012, 1:50, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD THEY'VE TAKEN HIM!
IT COULD BE ANY OF US NEXT!
WIPE YOUR HARD-DRIVES PEOPLE! USE THE MAGNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:36, archived)
# ding ding!
rendition time
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 1:15, archived)
# May I suggest burning everyone's embassy as a general precaution?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 1:48, archived)
# You'll probably only get sent somewhere
"conveniently located for extradition to the US"...

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Oh wow, are terrorists like vampires?
They can only blow you up if they're invited?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# terrorist etiquette
uninvited attacks are frowned upon
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Oh there you are.
False alarm guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:36, archived)
# In Soviet London
tower demolishes YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Welcome to Bill Oddie's Mouse Squeezing Hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# That is a long time to squeeze a mouse
Bill Oddie likes Mickey Mouse. He has a room full of Mickey Mouse memorabilia. This is my fact that I know about Bill Oddie and mice.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
#
'Squeezing' seems to be pretty innocent for what a b3tard would normally suggest...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 5:45, archived)
# Well, when I say "squeeze"
I do of course mean "fingerbang".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# razzer frazzer 'hic' unto tree
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I'd like to see Walked on by Water, and Force-fed by Five Thousand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Or that time he was mugged in that market in that temple.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# or when a stable was born in him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# I heard his mum was a right dirty slapper though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# It's a shame how he died: stabbed by Lazarus after he saved all those nice men off of being crucified.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# It serves him right for all those people he went round maiming
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Yeah, but to be fair that was to get back at all those rich bastards who kept giving him leprosy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Yeah, after he gave them all his precious myrrh too.
Anyway, I'm going to bed; goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# In Soviet Judea
water walks on YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Or when he crucified that rich guy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Blessed arerrr gerroff ya bastads! You're all bassstads!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Bless'd arr the reet 'arrd bastads! *Hic* Reet 'ard wah yer lookin at ya blastid scunner?
I'll nail yer to a cross bafore yer can say Scaremen-en-ent ya wee gobshite.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# pissing on his be-sandalled feet :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Putting dirt on peoples feet.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Superfuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# waftmycape.com
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:01, archived)
# YES
www.waftmycape.com
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
#
I love www.waftmycape.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# For best cape-wafting
Visit www.waftmycape.com
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Yeah, that's a good site. One of my favourites.
But have you heard of www.waftmycape.com? Oh man there's some quality wafting of capes over there. No cloaks either, the don't do smut.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I like their jingle
It's this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E but the chorus is "You can waft my cape" instead
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# DUNA DUNA DUNA ***BATFLAN!!!!!!****
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Most awesome word of the night award.
*awards*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Hang on there.
I think www.waftmycape.com/ is winning now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# o/
heady scent on the breeze tonight :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# awesome.
regardless of that I still don't know who those fuckers are..?
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 3:57, archived)
# here's mofaha's guide to freebase:
b3ta.com/board/10293874

(freebase is the superman one)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 4:00, archived)
# *flap*flap*flap*flap*
Top flappage. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 5:46, archived)
# Meeses
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:51, archived)
# yaycats :)
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Ah, the old "The floor is lava" game.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# ^ This,
but: foiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I like this, because it's funny..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 6:51, archived)
# Here is the mews.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# mmm laps it up :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# 'glee'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:52, archived)
# whurring noise
(patella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 1:22, archived)
# Quick and dirty...

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Radio DEAD! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# lol their drum technician is dead lol
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Satan's gonna get ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
...or the Karma Police
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I'm not sure where the line is
But i think you just stepped over it.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Why is this tragedy any worse than any other tragedy we take the piss out of?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# I just fail to see the funny in a lone soul being crushed to death.
Nevermind me, move along.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Wait! What's that flying high above Toronto?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Ahahaha, I like the look of steely determination in his eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# commence cat-egg bombing run!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Now that's Art!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:53, archived)
# WHAT?!?!
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 5:47, archived)
# 2010 saw RDLI perform his critically aclaimed "Give up your wallets bitches or I mow down your wives gangland" song for the final time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I want those gun torches
Also, nice pube-balls
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# He always liked for his crowd to be able to have a peek :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# HE NEVER TUCKED IT IN!
*bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# JEDLI HAKWARD
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# *Mnngh*
They stole their hair from him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Literally, from the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# His haunting is the reason for their growing Psychosis.
Edward was studying for a physics degree before it happened, and John was well on his way to becoming a chartered accountant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# This sounds true
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# It looks like he's playing 'cock or ball'
Can you guess what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# You went to the live shows too, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# He'll have a lampshade out being so reckless like that
TJ: Things I don't really need any more that need new homes:

Lowepro 4S lens case - 2 of them
Lowepro 1 lens case - 2 of them
Lowepro 1M lens case
Lowepro DMC-Z memory pouch

These are the old Lowepro names for them; they've recently changed the names to the actual dimensions of these pouches, so you might have to google them.

Black Lenscoat Full Camera sock (non-pro body)
Black Lenscoat Full Camera sock (Pro body)

If you are interested, let me know. I just want to see the back of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I... I'm sorry. I can't do this, right now.
*chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# It's ok, it's ok. I'm not fully over it myself :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# it was criminal that he couldn't perform this at the Jubilee thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# IT WAS!
IT WAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Rumour has it he gave a "private performance" all over the Queen's diamond Jubblies on the night of 20th November 1947.
Right after her wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# I heard that too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Pew Pew Pew!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# :)
Colonel Sanders
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:45, archived)
# His nads are showing!
Show us your nads.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# *wobbles* :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Oh fuck, VIBASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# That kid knows how to wobble.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# \o/ niiice !!!!!


aaand thats me out ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# *waves*
ALSO: wobbles
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# haha!! nite :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# RDLI! TAKEN FROM US SO OLD! :(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Healthy & nutritious
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# To be fair, Koreans would probably be better at picking out good rice than Tescos are
also:
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Aint nuttin wrong with Tesco, m'lady
But them forrins do like their rice, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Having known quite a lot of East Asian people
it seems rice is as common in their diets as wheat is in the average European's, if not more so. Their knowledge of different subtypes of rice and how to prepare it can be phenomenal. I've probably only shopped in four or five branches of Tescos though, so can't compare accurately.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Like we used to be with beans before we realised beans are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# That rice looks suspiciously oaty.
That's ok, I like my oats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# You are a hose AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Not a hose, a horse
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# I do really like oats. I'm a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# We had two bits of cold gravel, worked 24 hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# You were lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Luxury!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Tony Hart was a giant of the American Civil Rights Movement
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
That pale one was a right cunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# How so?
The Australian, Peter Norman, also wore a human rights badge on his shirt during the ceremony to show his support to the two Americans
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Didn't he also get stripped of his medal for it too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# I am not sure that any of them were stripped of their medals.
He got banned (they were all banned) and the next Olympics did not feature and Australian sprinters, but they all kept their positions as I understand it.

I just tried to look it up, but became caught up in the fact that Carlos and Smith were Pallbearers at his funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# He could be talking about the Tony Hart character...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Was gonna say this.
Because Chas was a bit of a wanker, let's face it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# He certainly had anger management problems
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Not Peter Norman,
Chas.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10790674
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Christ
I've been staring at a monitor for so long today I didn't notice that scoundrel

My apologies mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:25, archived)
# No worries.
Tommie Smith and John Carlos were pallbearers at the funeral of Peter Norman. Human beings can be incredible sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# I never knew that
You are utterly correct.

Human beings can be incredible sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# If it is any consolation,
I am not.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Oh, I sussed that out years ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Congratulations, Jahled!
You are this week's winner of the prestigious "Chas/Peter Norman Mix-up" badge!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# I can see this one being rolled out a fair bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
See.... it's an easy mistake-a to make-a
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Wootastic!
I'm speechless. I would like to thank first my gerbil, Gerald, who has been a treasured companion over the last six months, and very understanding when i've turned to him for advice.

Obviously my cats, Devastation Prime, and Destruction Three.

And it would be rude to leave out the sage advice of my most recent companion, the spider who has been attached to the ceiling for three days directly above this desk, I have tentatively named, Cyril. Though I think Cyril may actually be dead, given it really hasn't moved much at all. We communicate on the astral plane

I am deeply honoured by this award.

Respect. World peace. Intergalactic Love.

Jahled
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Quite a menagerie you've got there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# We're one big fluffy family
when the felines aren't trying to murder me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# *Mops tears from eye and dribbles snot*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Have a woo for that very important gesture


I can't believe I only just realised tonight those two were expelled from the 1968 Olympic games for doing that, one of the most symbolic and powerful images of the twentieth century
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# ^ this, in its entirety
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10412709
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Teachers can be so mean and callous
Do you still have the Mathsbook?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# "I have a bream"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# The guy in the middle looks like an 'Aardman.
(geemcs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Paranormal ActiviFUCK!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Stairsfalling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-iqDVuWasw
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Not Stairs For Writhing?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Not suitable for Wagner.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# The German composer, or the South American bloke who was on X Factor a few years back?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Composer.
Durr!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Lacist.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# rubbery
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Haha. I can see this working the other way around.
I'm busy contemplating suicide, or else I would actually do it.

You've been framed. Framed with an L.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Srsly? Why?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:25, archived)
# It wasn't worth it. Goodbye cruel world!
I was too razy to clop it.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Suicide, worst of all the drugs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Drugs, best of all the suicides.
I've just realized suicide isn't jokeworthy.

Actually, I just realized one of my childhood friends is a cunt. I really am quite unhappy about it. That, and just human beings being idiots. Except for those right here.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Don't fret, many many people are cunts, it's normal for them.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Clarky Cat, best of all the drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Is that the grass stuff you chew?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:21, archived)
# It can render you triple-jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai6ZftaME0U
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Rat on a stick lol.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
# How come Rat on a stick costs 5, while a McCat burger is only 2?

Eh?

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# The rats are free-range
The felines were raised in a cattery farm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Oh, okay

In retrospect, I think it might have something to do with the amound of burgers you can get from one cat, while you need at least one rat per stick.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:50, archived)
# what did he say?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Flied Lice
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I find this very funny*

* may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)

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