this is somewhat of a departure from your normal style...Very nice.
My cat disappeared for two weeks, and we only got her back a couple of days ago, so I'm feeling rather sentimental towards all things feline.
(My cat disappeared for two weeks, and we only got her back a couple of days ago, so I'm feeling rather sentimental towards all things feline.
enceladus,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:54,
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bet she's up the duff
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:55,
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She probably would have beenif she hadn't been neutered. She was a lot thinner, and very scared.
Silly thing went too far and got herself lost - in the shittest weather imaginable, too - it was very rainy and windy up here.
(Silly thing went too far and got herself lost - in the shittest weather imaginable, too - it was very rainy and windy up here.
enceladus,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:58,
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THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DRAW!kitty's marvellous fortnight of adventures, as imagined by you!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:02,
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yes!although it may be of limited audience appeal (just you and me...)
( enceladus,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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nonsense! everyone likes unexpected kitty adventures! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:10,
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that goes without saying Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:13,
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ummmm...............................no
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:24,
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Me too, unless it's too late and nobody is around to see this post. I lost a kitten in a forest for months. The day he sauntered into the yard was amazingly gleeful. There are cat stories that must be told.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:50,
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you have made that cat 478% more evil Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:55,
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Oh; a couple of weeks back.I appeared on "Britain in a Day" for about 5 seconds.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:02,
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but did they have to pixellate your mantits? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:05,
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What where you doing?I'm guessing shellacking.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:08,
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the cuteness of that dog is overwhelming Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:13,
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he's a force of nature
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:17,
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isn't he just? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:25,
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Nice one Mongy
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:09,
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not enough athropomorphoidism in this image
(
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:54,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Alternate Inventors"){kind=small}
Thomas Smugison invented so many useful things...
Not really "comped" but...
-
Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:39,
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he should have invented a punch preventeri have a feeling he may need it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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I have been using a croissant wrist support for many yearsbecause I know no better...
( enceladus,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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About to sip on a yak.Presently he appears to be just regarding it with intent to sip.
Love your stuff, right in the kisser!
(Love your stuff, right in the kisser!
Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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Thanks!He's having a break between sips. Probably to smoke some 'chronics'.
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:27,
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who says young people todayhave no consideration for udders? :)
( enceladus,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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You're just milking it now.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:35,
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he's hypnotised by the gently swinging yaktits
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:30,
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superb as always
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:53,
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it's called a goatee, not a goat teat Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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haha, yeah muthafucka
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:52,
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Eureka!
He had the idea all he needed was a cool name and logo...
The rather lovely original logo is
here if you haven't seen it.
enceladus,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:13,
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heh- probably,although he'd have thought it was the 'ague', or something.
( enceladus,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:24,
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imbalance of the humours Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:31,
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that's what I've gotjudging by the response to my pic, Rory excluded.
*sniff*
shoulda just posted a redex, I guess...
(*sniff*
shoulda just posted a redex, I guess...
enceladus,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:33,
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draw a mr. whippy-style turd with a goatee and a bow tiepeople will lap that shit up
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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to the scatmobile! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:39,
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Keep Britain Tidy bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:00,
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and I'm leaving here..........hides
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:04,
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I gonna click for a bigger red X Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:36,
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WOO! to the Muther fuckin' YAY!my arts from Wilmott from the CST auction arived today.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:15,
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That's truly awesomeSeems to have been completely off my radar of things to bid for
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:22,
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it was a commisionhe would draw what you want, within reason, no fury yiff yiff stuff.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:24,
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Ah, coolBrilliant call then. This picture has always needed a bit of rampaging Godzilla
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:27,
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it was partly inspired by a sketch that dotmund did that i tried to buybut he had sold it.
this however is EPIC on scale.
(this however is EPIC on scale.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:34,
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You're both to be congratulated.It could be the start of a profitable working relationship.
This sort of stuff would sell, I'm sure of it.
And should the need of a financial advisor arise...
*waggles eyebrows*
(This sort of stuff would sell, I'm sure of it.
And should the need of a financial advisor arise...
*waggles eyebrows*
Captain Howdy,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:41,
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This is the Dotmund commission I wonI like cats and Minis and the now framed original is a thing of beauty
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:59,
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Splendid stuffit look ace.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:05,
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You chose wisely, this is fucking awesome :D
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:32,
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ExcellentUsed to love all the old Godzilla Movies as a kid
(
Q4nobody,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:29,
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that was going to be my second choice
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:44,
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When I delivered mine, Ghoti fingers forced me to get incredibly drunk on fizzy wine with him in a pub.I don't know who won.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:45,
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thankfully this came by postso my liver is safe.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:49,
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'lo freebshows things?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:49,
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oh you know, stuff and thingshow about you?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:52,
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yeah, stuff and things as wellbut not too bad.
brother in law gave me his old iphone, as he had an upgrade, so it's now jail broken, but have found that the sim card holder had broken inside and taken out one of the pins on the reader, so i'm thinking do i get the soldering iron out or do i sent it for a repair?
(brother in law gave me his old iphone, as he had an upgrade, so it's now jail broken, but have found that the sim card holder had broken inside and taken out one of the pins on the reader, so i'm thinking do i get the soldering iron out or do i sent it for a repair?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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very nice
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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He's one person who really can be smug in my bookHe has earned this position making politicians come across as the lying charlatans they basically are
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:23,
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But he broke Harry Potter's neck :'(
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:25,
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Lovely effect on the croissant and glass :D
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:55,
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SORRY, IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE? I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY HAVE AS A NUMBER ONE PRIORITY CUTTING THE DEFICIT WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO SPEND AN UNDERSPEND IN FUNDING A TAX CUNT OR FAILURE TO IMPLEMENT A TAX RISE WHICH WAS SCHEDULED?Do you ever think you're incompetent?
Bloody tax cunts.And, as one of the comments on the YouTube video yesterday asked ... was this interview scripted by Armando Ianucci?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:00,
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my mate said he couldn't make dinner tonighthe just didn't have the thyme
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:54,
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GET OUT!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:56,
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IN OUT IN OUT SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:02,
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He's obviously a wise man, one could say... a sage mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:58,
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This challenge will wobble about all over the place, so I reckon a Tardis is fair game.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:03,
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CAUTION!
mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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I'll never remember all that.I struggle to remember the sequence of the modern version.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:44,
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Wonderful stuff.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:58,
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:)
mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:42,
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BADUM-TSHHHH mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:40,
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
downward is avoiding human contact since,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:03,
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This is ëxcellent.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:07,
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I concurr with what arvicola amphibius has to say.Truly inspired.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:19,
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Bit of a foggy head, this morning, but that's entirely of my own creation.Other than that, Thursday can do with me what it will.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:23,
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Maybe a spot of breakfast, first.Cheese on toast and a can of Coke should do the trick.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:29,
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Humble thanks for the FP.Never expected, always appreciated.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:28,
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Nice :)Inspired by my Avengers pic?
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:36,
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Back once again with the il behavior, with the il behavior, with the il behavior!
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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He was easily Portugal's best player, throughout.Still a dick, though.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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He want's to switch to museli, all those croissants can't be good for digestion...Oh and have we (UK) just gone to war / been invaded?
Two of our finest RAF boys have just torn Hell-for-leather over the village in their Typhoons, pursuing two twin fin jets, that looked scarily MiG-ish!
(Two of our finest RAF boys have just torn Hell-for-leather over the village in their Typhoons, pursuing two twin fin jets, that looked scarily MiG-ish!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:56,
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Ooh dunno!?AND, hallo sir, how the buggeration are you?
:D
(:D
Ninj,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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Ello,I'm good, bugger all free/b3ta time these days sadly :(
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:00,
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I did for a second wonder if the Chinese had maybe decided to go for broke! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:09,
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TMOC!*points*
Where've you been hiding?
:D
(Where've you been hiding?
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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MOLEY!My habitat of late, has been Museums and Museum storage units up and down the country.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:06,
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Are you an exhibit? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:08,
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I have in the past been accused of making an exhibition of myself! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:10,
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Might just be an exercise? Happens all the time over Preston.And good morning, all!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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Google-Foo tells me I might have just seen the F22 Raptor!So I will assume (until someone tells me otherwise) that we are now at war with America!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:12,
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Probably a NATO exercise then.Went back up to Preston to go to a degree show the other week, and a Typhoon flew right over the street. Very nearly shat myself. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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PUUUUUUSSSSHHHH!!!Out plops a croissant shaped poo....
Hallo Ninj!
:D
(Hallo Ninj!
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:03,
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Mnnngh! WOO.UH OH! There's no TP!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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He looks like that fella from Cold Play. Only just realised that
(
monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:07,
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GooddayI am trying to draw some illusions and wanted to see if the balls further down the road look a little bit bigger?
(,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:39,
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If you're going to make something look bigger,
make it worthwhile.
Hahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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What did you say your name was again...
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:08,
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Smarter than the average Baird.... :D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:06,
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After horrific results during the filming of the Get Your Own Back pilot Dave’s original gunk mix was deemed unsuitable by the BBC.
FEELDOG with Anne Robinson
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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THE BRAILLEWAY CHILDREN Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:58,
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Ha ha ha, you nutter!also
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 5:22,
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Well now.That's very.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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I'm a dad, these days, so I get on here even less :-(But hey, there's a whole vein of humour to be tapped. I just need to find the bloody time. Seriously, if you think you're busy now, wait til you have a kid. Then the second. Then you just think... wow, what did I used to do with all my spare time before? Oh yeah, forums, b3ta, etc.
Anyway, if you're a parent you might appreciate this:
If you're not a parent you can sigh.
See you again in a couple of years!
(,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:21,
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Anyway, if you're a parent you might appreciate this:
If you're not a parent you can sigh.
See you again in a couple of years!
Awesome I have no idea what you are fucking on about, but this requires more Cindy:
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:27,
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it needs 200% more cindy in a sparkly nude body suit.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 1:15,
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Nude body suit?What new witchcraft is this?
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:46,
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hot chick with a swordmore of this needed on b3ta
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:28,
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I love how this is actually from an advert for SweatPocari Sweat. Yum.
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:17,
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Too. Fucking. True.I'm also a dad of two shits angels so I completely, totally, and utterly get this. And don't even get me started on what clothes they want to wear. And then there's hairbands. IT'S JUST A FUCKING HAIRBAND LET ME PUT IT ON YOU.
I love them with all my being and that is 100% of FACT.
(I love them with all my being and that is 100% of FACT.
Purple Martin is board sigless,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:21,
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I have two little shit munchers as well.... You had me at hairbands!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:04,
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Sigh?I just RISed myself. I'll get right on making a baby and see if i understand this any better
( Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:55,
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I think I understandwhatever they like to eat one day will generally not be the same thing they like eat the next day. Not the same thing but I have a dog who's equally this fussy which means buying her dog food is always an experience.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:12,
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Dogs prefer simpler choiceslike eat it or starve. Kids are the same.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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