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# Your tears make me hungry.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# this is somewhat of a departure from your normal style...
Very nice.
My cat disappeared for two weeks, and we only got her back a couple of days ago, so I'm feeling rather sentimental towards all things feline.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# bet she's up the duff
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# She probably would have been
if she hadn't been neutered. She was a lot thinner, and very scared.
Silly thing went too far and got herself lost - in the shittest weather imaginable, too - it was very rainy and windy up here.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DRAW!
kitty's marvellous fortnight of adventures, as imagined by you!
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# yes!
although it may be of limited audience appeal (just you and me...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# nonsense! everyone likes unexpected kitty adventures!
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# with comedy poos.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# that goes without saying
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# Draw some of the adventures your pussy has had too!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# ummmm...............
................no
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# Me as well, I'd love to see that :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:16, archived)
# aw...
I'll give it a think. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Me too, unless it's too late and nobody is around to see this post.
I lost a kitten in a forest for months. The day he sauntered into the yard was amazingly gleeful. There are cat stories that must be told.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 17:50, archived)
# you have made that cat 478% more evil
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# Very nice.
When were you on TV then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Oh; a couple of weeks back.
I appeared on "Britain in a Day" for about 5 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# but did they have to pixellate your mantits?
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# What where you doing?
I'm guessing shellacking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Mean cat
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# stupid cats
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I have to agree

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# the cuteness of that dog is overwhelming
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# he's a force of nature
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# isn't he just?
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# Right, that's it...
that's it...Release the kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# haha...
I was waiting for those little fellas.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Nice one Mongy
Mongy Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Nom nom...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# not enough athropomorphoidism in this image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Thomas Smugison invented so many useful things...


Not really "comped" but...
-
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# he should have invented a punch preventer
i have a feeling he may need it
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# I have been using a croissant wrist support for many years
because I know no better...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Sippin on yak.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# About to sip on a yak.
Presently he appears to be just regarding it with intent to sip.

Love your stuff, right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Thanks!
He's having a break between sips. Probably to smoke some 'chronics'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# who says young people today
have no consideration for udders? :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# You're just milking it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# just expressing
myself...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
# he's hypnotised by the gently swinging yaktits
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# superb as always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# it's called a goatee, not a goat teat
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# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# :D
Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# haha, yeah muthafucka
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Eureka!

He had the idea all he needed was a cool name and logo...

The rather lovely original logo is
here if you haven't seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:13, archived)
# haha
he's going to die from pancreatic cancer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# heh- probably,
although he'd have thought it was the 'ague', or something.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# imbalance of the humours
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# that's what I've got
judging by the response to my pic, Rory excluded.

*sniff*

shoulda just posted a redex, I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# draw a mr. whippy-style turd with a goatee and a bow tie
people will lap that shit up
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# yeah!
it's time to get faecal...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# to the scatmobile!
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# *tears off
leaving skidmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Needs more black turtleneck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# haha...
I thought about it, as a matter of fact. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Have this repost from almost 10 years ago
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# aha!
vintage stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# made this, leaving it here.


Click for bigger (225 kb)
(saint_edward, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Keep Britain Tidy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)
# and I'm leaving here
..........hides
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:04, archived)
# A red-X
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# yep, that's not right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# delivery for you
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:03, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# fixed it. see above.
(saint_edward, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Still borked here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I gonna click for a bigger red X
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# WOO! to the Muther fuckin' YAY!
my arts from Wilmott from the CST auction arived today.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:15, archived)
# A lovely thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# That's truly awesome
Seems to have been completely off my radar of things to bid for
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)
# it was a commision
he would draw what you want, within reason, no fury yiff yiff stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Ah, cool
Brilliant call then. This picture has always needed a bit of rampaging Godzilla
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:27, archived)
# So you chose Godzilla vs Hokusai?
Fuckin' A!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:27, archived)
# it was partly inspired by a sketch that dotmund did that i tried to buy
but he had sold it.

this however is EPIC on scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# You're both to be congratulated.
It could be the start of a profitable working relationship.
This sort of stuff would sell, I'm sure of it.

And should the need of a financial advisor arise...
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:41, archived)
# This is the Dotmund commission I won
I like cats and Minis and the now framed original is a thing of beauty

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Splendid stuff
it look ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:05, archived)
# You chose wisely, this is fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Excellent
Used to love all the old Godzilla Movies as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:29, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:30, archived)
# You could have had this on canvas...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)
# that was going to be my second choice
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)
# When I delivered mine, Ghoti fingers forced me to get incredibly drunk on fizzy wine with him in a pub.
I don't know who won.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# thankfully this came by post
so my liver is safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# 'ow do Thor
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# 'lo freebs
hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# oh you know, stuff and things
how about you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# yeah, stuff and things as well
but not too bad.

brother in law gave me his old iphone, as he had an upgrade, so it's now jail broken, but have found that the sim card holder had broken inside and taken out one of the pins on the reader, so i'm thinking do i get the soldering iron out or do i sent it for a repair?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# this is beyond win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# oooo!
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Mmmmmm, yeeeeeeessssssss.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Kickin' beats, Jezza.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
# :)
Congrats on the FP sir!! WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Blimey.
I'm chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:25, archived)
# He's one person who really can be smug in my book
He has earned this position making politicians come across as the lying charlatans they basically are
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:23, archived)
# But he broke Harry Potter's neck :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha
Smug bastard indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Lovely effect on the croissant and glass :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# SORRY, IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE? I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY HAVE AS A NUMBER ONE PRIORITY CUTTING THE DEFICIT WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO SPEND AN UNDERSPEND IN FUNDING A TAX CUNT OR FAILURE TO IMPLEMENT A TAX RISE WHICH WAS SCHEDULED?






Do you ever think you're incompetent?
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Bloody tax cunts.
And, as one of the comments on the YouTube video yesterday asked ... was this interview scripted by Armando Ianucci?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)
# haha!
he had a good day at the office yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Imaginary inventions count, right?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:52, archived)
# my mate said he couldn't make dinner tonight
he just didn't have the thyme
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# GET OUT!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# GET BACK IN AGAIN!
It's too humid out.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# IN OUT IN OUT
SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# He's obviously a wise man, one could say... a sage
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# These puns are in a sorrel state.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:00, archived)
# that was mint
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Your friend's a chive-ass turkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# This challenge will wobble about all over the place, so I reckon a Tardis is fair game.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:03, archived)
# CAUTION!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Okey dokey, chief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# I'll never remember all that.
I struggle to remember the sequence of the modern version.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Wonderful stuff.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
# She got the moves like Yoda.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:43, archived)
# CAUTION!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:36, archived)
# BADUM-TSHHHH
AT IS
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# This is ëxcellent.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)
# I concurr with what arvicola amphibius has to say.
Truly inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# *Clickëd*!
Shuriken :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Cheers, Ninj.
How's your Thursday panning out?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Not too bad ta Cap'n
How's yer smashing self? \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Bit of a foggy head, this morning, but that's entirely of my own creation.
Other than that, Thursday can do with me what it will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Hehehe
Hair of teh dog sir and you'll be
lickety spliff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Maybe a spot of breakfast, first.
Cheese on toast and a can of Coke should do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:29, archived)
# very good cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Væry güud!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# ELO
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Belated HIYA!
*glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# This is ace! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
# missed this
laterally great
(Zoidaroid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# That's brill that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Humble thanks for the FP.
Never expected, always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bloody excellent! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Ï lïkë thïs.
IKEA mëëts Mötley Crüe.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
# oh, well done...
that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# neato
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# What's in the box ?
*clicks*
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Instant classic!!
Woo etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Nice :)
Inspired by my Avengers pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# It was definitely the impetus.
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] totarry integrated wiv Ill-muwsik
(Zoidaroid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I don't get it
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Back once again with the il behavior, with the il behavior, with the il behavior!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Ronalderp.

Long time no see B3ta ;)
(rockydennis, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# He was easily Portugal's best player, throughout.
Still a dick, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# +1
Such a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
#
He is but he so knows it and its not endearing.
(rockydennis, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Ggggnnnrrrrrr....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# He want's to switch to museli, all those croissants can't be good for digestion...
Oh and have we (UK) just gone to war / been invaded?

Two of our finest RAF boys have just torn Hell-for-leather over the village in their Typhoons, pursuing two twin fin jets, that looked scarily MiG-ish!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Ooh dunno!?
AND, hallo sir, how the buggeration are you?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Ello,
I'm good, bugger all free/b3ta time these days sadly :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
#
Its the Syrians doing another border reconnaissance exercise
(Zoidaroid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I did for a second wonder if the Chinese had maybe decided to go for broke!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# TMOC!
*points*
Where've you been hiding?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# MOLEY!
My habitat of late, has been Museums and Museum storage units up and down the country.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Are you an exhibit?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# I have in the past been accused of making an exhibition of myself!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Might just be an exercise? Happens all the time over Preston.
And good morning, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Google-Foo tells me I might have just seen the F22 Raptor!
So I will assume (until someone tells me otherwise) that we are now at war with America!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Probably a NATO exercise then.
Went back up to Preston to go to a degree show the other week, and a Typhoon flew right over the street. Very nearly shat myself. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# PUUUUUUSSSSHHHH!!!
Out plops a croissant shaped poo....
Hallo Ninj!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Hai Moleypoos!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Mnnngh! WOO.
UH OH! There's no TP!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
#
He looks like that fella from Cold Play. Only just realised that
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Goodday
I am trying to draw some illusions and wanted to see if the balls further down the road look a little bit bigger?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:39, archived)
# 3 pubes per ball!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# If you're going to make something look bigger,

make it worthwhile.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# :D ok
ok
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Yes, it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] What did you say your name was again...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Smarter than the average Baird....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Have this...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] After horrific results during the filming of the Get Your Own Back pilot Dave’s original gunk mix was deemed unsuitable by the BBC.
(RobertSwank, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Ha-ha! Your appearance is comical to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:38, archived)
# TOUCH WITH MOTHER
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)
# POINTS OF FEEL
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# AM I BEING SERVED?
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# FEELDOG with Anne Robinson
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# TOUCH YOUR FAMILY
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# IS BEADLE ABOUT?
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# WHICH BIT OF FRY AND/OR LAURIE?
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:56, archived)
# BLANKETY BLANK
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
# BOTTOM
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
# CALL MY BLUFF
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
# THE BRAILLEWAY CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
# LOL
HALE AND PACE
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha
hull
(Zoidaroid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:19, archived)
# THE ANTIQUES ROAD FONDLE
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha love this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahahahah
:D WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Feel-O-Vision!
(speakers not supplied)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 3:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha, you nutter!
also

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 5:22, archived)
# sweet eyejazz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpm9BXG6C3g
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:39, archived)
# *checks image challenge*
*is none the wiser*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:34, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Well now.
That's very.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:41, archived)
# hahahahahaha
tres bon
(Zoidaroid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:18, archived)
# What the hell
Madness
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I'm a dad, these days, so I get on here even less :-(
But hey, there's a whole vein of humour to be tapped. I just need to find the bloody time. Seriously, if you think you're busy now, wait til you have a kid. Then the second. Then you just think... wow, what did I used to do with all my spare time before? Oh yeah, forums, b3ta, etc.

Anyway, if you're a parent you might appreciate this:



If you're not a parent you can sigh.

See you again in a couple of years!
(clopinettes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Awesome
I have no idea what you are fucking on about, but this requires more Cindy:





(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# everything needs more Cindy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 1:06, archived)
# it needs 200% more cindy in a sparkly nude body suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 1:15, archived)
# Nude body suit?
What new witchcraft is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Phwoar blimey
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 2:58, archived)
# This is perfection
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:44, archived)
# hot chick with a sword
more of this needed on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Who is this Cindy?
I need more pics to study her sword moves
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:54, archived)
# Here you go :)
adland.tv/commercials/pocari-sweat-cindy-crawford-dragon-battle-1986-30-japan
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Thanks.
Those are some nice moves
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# I love how this is actually from an advert for Sweat
Pocari Sweat. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Too. Fucking. True.
I'm also a dad of two shits angels so I completely, totally, and utterly get this. And don't even get me started on what clothes they want to wear. And then there's hairbands. IT'S JUST A FUCKING HAIRBAND LET ME PUT IT ON YOU.

I love them with all my being and that is 100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:21, archived)
# I have two little shit munchers as well
.... You had me at hairbands!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:04, archived)
# Sigh?
I just RISed myself. I'll get right on making a baby and see if i understand this any better
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:55, archived)
# I think I understand
whatever they like to eat one day will generally not be the same thing they like eat the next day. Not the same thing but I have a dog who's equally this fussy which means buying her dog food is always an experience.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Dogs prefer simpler choices
like eat it or starve. Kids are the same.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# arf
(Zoidaroid, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:20, archived)

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