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# NING B3TA - IT'S BATH TIEM!!!!


I have not been around here much lately, how are you all and have I missed anything?

* NING real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:14, archived)
# maybe this?
www.b3ta.com/board/10798804

not much else i don't think
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:25, archived)
# also this, looks like it might turn into a b3ta meme
www.b3ta.com/board/10799002
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:27, archived)
# Why am I looking at a photo of your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:32, archived)
# <insert witty retort from the future that i'll probably think of in my car on the way to work>
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:36, archived)
# No, I did't miss that one.
ning sock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:31, archived)
# 'ning mr bloke!
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:34, archived)
# I'm shithouse
but thanks for asking. Have a non-bathing Macaque:



Looking forward to the next image challenge the current one seems awesome but I can't get my brain around anything this week.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:31, archived)
# Ning ferret,
I have to agree, I think that's why I haven't bothered much this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:33, archived)
# Any image challenge that averages less than ten pics per day is never a good sign.
I also think the X Factor voting should be replaced by the old system - where a mod looks at the most popular choices, takes into consideration what's going on in the world, and just tells us what it is.
It won't stop the moaning, but it will prevent the vote being steered into dead ends by those that never actually take part.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 8:24, archived)
# FASCIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# And that's the second bit of science this week.
Now we've confirmed scientifically all these guys are from the same genetic pool. Festering pool, that is.
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Tim Berners Lee? No, Tim Brooke-Taylor invented the World Wide Web


It lets you do Anything Anytime Anywhere.

Sorry this is a bit shit, I've got food poisoning and can't muster up any more effort than putting AAA on a screengrab from Wily Wonka.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 2:03, archived)
#
I'd have thought it was Graeme Garden, given how much he loved his computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 2:23, archived)
# I'm in it purely for punning on the names
but you're right, and that giant computer is awesome :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 2:50, archived)
# This is a crafty little joke
Pity it got lost in the middle of the night
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Oz Shift
I usually try and hold out until British Breakfast (about 8pm here) but hadn't the strength
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Snump

stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:09, archived)
# don't be sad -- i bet you're delicious on toast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:11, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm...
Tumor on toast....
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 2:22, archived)
# ohmygodohmygodohmygod
Awwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:29, archived)
# brrrainsss
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:13, archived)
# This is your brain on prom night, after not getting a date.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:16, archived)
# little veiny lump
with little legs

don't be sad

you got a little bow

just eat your vitamins

you're sure to grow

then be washed away by domestos

makes 99% of all known germs go

FACT

edit: oh, was moggy banned again, like a yoyo that one.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:28, archived)
# looks like Krang's date!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1wJsV4pFp0
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Is that Krang's baby daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 6:58, archived)
# rip, cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 7:50, archived)
# Have I missed the flood of Matlock pics
or is the gayshift dead?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I don't care if it's been done, I had to get it out of my head, as it were


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:11, archived)
# hey brain can i pick ya brians
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:18, archived)
# based on a true story.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:22, archived)
# they both died - that's a dr dyslexia reference btw, imjussayin
imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:25, archived)
# It's funny, because their job is so deeply interesting that they don't realised they've already been dead for 3 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:29, archived)
# one time i woke up dead, but it was ok because i was dead already
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:31, archived)
# OMG
like, this guy

in south america

couldn't shit

and like

the methanes builded up

and he exploderised on the operating table
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)
# fuck tables
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:55, archived)
# on springs!
for springy action!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Shit, I ain't got enough meth for this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:28, archived)
#

youtu.be/yEggja_zBjs
murtaugh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:35, archived)
# This is coming dangerously close to SATIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:38, archived)
# most perilously
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:54, archived)
# I like how his arm is a bicycle tyre pump
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Maybe it's not his arm.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Yeah but it is though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:51, archived)
# What other kinds of bicycle pumps are there, other than ones that pump tyres?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:28, archived)
# CYCLO-INFLATO
From the Pump-Pump-Pronto Company of Italy.

Inflate the bike! not the wheels!

I have no fucking idea where I'm going with this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:29, archived)
# I would be amused to see one deflate under its rider
but now, I'm going to bed. Goodnight b3ta people xxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:44, archived)
# nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:54, archived)
# I thought Brian was the one on the left
Other than that, A+++++++ would read next instalment
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:27, archived)
# it's ww3 to do speech bubbles in paint.net due to it being a haemorrhage and not a program.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:28, archived)
# have you tried using gimp?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:33, archived)
# I've not really tried hard like a mans to use it
and my linux machine is out of action due to spazz psu which goes WEEEEEE voltage and WEEEE not voltage And WWEEEE EUP AGAIN... and .d.fkdmlfdmslfdmfsdsdflmk

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:37, archived)
# sudo -FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:54, archived)
# SU DO
sounds like a martial art
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:55, archived)
# I was going more by their haircuts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Haircut based prioritisation
Sounds like a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:38, archived)
# All seems in order here
Move along.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Pretty much representative of typical office environments, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:34, archived)
# indeed this very thing happened to me today*
*not exactly
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:39, archived)
# brain picking
what people do when they've fucked up :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:54, archived)
# I hope they're hiring.
They probably play this for their elevator music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS9B9lLmULE
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:57, archived)
# non stop casio bossa nova in the elevators
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:27, archived)
# BRAAAAAAAINS!!

(Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:26, archived)
# *chortle chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:29, archived)
# Shit, I laughed so much I overheated and melted

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Casino Banking
GC? Bindun? etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Moonratefixer
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Libor and Let Die
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Cunt Royale.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
#
I'm not sure I have the hang of this
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# In America we call that the Quarter Pounder
it's the little things that make the difference
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:58, archived)
# The Git Who Robbed Me
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)
# From Barclays with Buggerallinterest
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:09, archived)
# The Man With The Golden Handshake*
*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:12, archived)
# I made this a while ago

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 4:50, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# The Belmagon
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Pedroism.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# the orginal barryheadwound?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)
# This is not the same as the other things
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# A rallying cry if ever there was one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# LET ME HEAL YOUR WOUND, SIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
# The Arctic shall rise again
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# which way is north, i keep forgetting
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Just check which way the iron flies
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
#

youtu.be/yEggja_zBjs
youtu.be/oIvkyFDCU9o
Nice night for ah wahlk








Phone lines still open for the Atomic Art Vote 2012 (no javierls)
spotify:local:::Eddie+Voyager+-+Bounce+Like+This:394
spotify:track:0mLKpNQDvJtjVLN1aMlzS3 (Sick Sick Sick by Queens Of The Stone Age)

spotify:track:3OGRaoltDU0DZcWr7gEyLe (Rubberneckin' - Paul Oakenfold Remix/Radio Edit by Elvis Presley)
spotify:track:2O2ii9OPZYh1NBXo9FtE0Y (Check My Brain by Alice In Chains)
youtu.be/yEggja_zBjs
spotify:track:6juIzbXd7ERNLhYCcOpi7u (Check Yo Self by Ice Cube)

This is how it should look from a distance
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/nice_night_for_a_wahlk_collective_screensnap.jpg

www.b3ta.com/board/10800101
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I know, the success of the votes for the Atomic Art Vote (AAV) have been frequent and most
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# no contest :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# atomic is a fine artist and his work should be seen be all


(no javierls)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:11, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:13, archived)
# do you like the drop down motion?
also, does it look like this?

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/nice_night_for_ah_wahlk_atomic_art_sale_underscore_multi_screencap.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)
# oooo \o/
no loooks different on your links; layout wider, (might be my browser) but the drop down working?

..am 'avin it with yr good choons :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:26, archived)
# good juice
I mean the dropdown animation then speed-off of this
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/nice_night_for_ah_wahlk_atomic_art_sale_underscore_text_leap.gif

:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 1:12, archived)
# Whenever you post twelves round something they always come out stacked for me, having a fullscreen monitor
so either
[12] [gif]
[12]

or

[12]
[gif]
[12]

depending on how far over it's posted. The only way I know it's supposed to be [12][gif][12] is when I've replied to one; then all appears correct in the "you are replying to this message" thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:32, archived)
# this is making me hot
can you post a screencap, i am confuse

i use the 'Snipping Tool', alot, it is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Yes, I feared it might
Edit: Erm, can I do it tomorrow? I'm going to bed now. (Might be Thursday actually; busy day tomo).
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:38, archived)
# i keep posting something but it disappears


sleep well chapeau, do not dream of a monkey with a yoy-yo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Maybe to your untrained eye
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# I'll get slated, but rude not to in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:11, archived)
# that's fucked
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:10, archived)
#

(credit to jahled for un-fucked original 'shop)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# hahahahah
click-worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha perfect
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:56, archived)
# That is woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:56, archived)
# ^^^^ o/ yay :D

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:31, archived)
# I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 4 Jul 2012, 8:47, archived)
# pulsating assmeld drei: cheat me chunder
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# I hear and obey.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# dilated
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_SHRLw_tys
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# help my eyes!!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# h&

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# impressively smooth suckshun

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# WHICH WAY TO MICHIGAN?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I saw His Girl Friday the other day
and laughed harder than ever when this bit came up.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:21, archived)
# I've turned up just in time
What have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:22, archived)
# The Persians must have shat themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# haaaarrr :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Is that Tim?
GO ON TIM!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:44, archived)
#
Nice night for ah wahlk


yo
youtu.be/yEggja_zBjs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=92006
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)
# 1 word... 2 syllables...


Click for bigger (379 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# *unlimbers killing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# i thought it were
... SEXY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
#


“…But when Brig. Gen. Nguyen Ngoc Loan raised his pistol on Feb. 1, 1968, extended his arm
and fired a bullet through the head of the prisoner, who stood with his hands tied behind his back,
the general did so in full view of an NBC cameraman and an Associated Press photographer.”
(4lfie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Although this is generally considered a pariah source pic...
and the board is much too silly at the moment,

I like what you have done here. Let me drag something up from an old links post...

Ah here we are...

www.b3ta.com/links/811848
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
#
Thank you, It's an interesting process because I want to be respectful whilst objective. I read about Kim Phuc's work in the process of researching the Napalm Girl image and yeah, incredible she's both still alive and doing what she does.
(4lfie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 8:13, archived)
# Humble entry at no. 5,324,565,123
(torbz, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# erm, but pcso's do have power of arrest though
still funny, either way
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
#
No more than the average member of the public. Do your research, or recognise the truth.

With respect.

They are not SWORN officers of the law, which means they're as useful as administrators, but have no greater power than that. Helps the Police to collect more revenue, and dilute the rule of law into a mere administrative affair with rules to break, not laws and rights to protect.

These people might have some self-sense of right and wrong, but they mostly don't have a clue. Hell, a lot of the Police don't have a clue what's going on, on this damn island!
(torbz, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
# wannabe copper
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Wouldn't it be funny if some hoodlums nicked his face then sold it to Cash4Gold?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# *sues for unauthorised mention of aforementioned brand*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
You mean you feel indebted to these screwball gold-sucking scumbags who plant marketing messages in your brain?

Naaaah, fuck 'em - name and shame I say!
(torbz, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# ...and now, from last week's news...

Sorry, only just heard about this story:
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jun/25/saudi-dalma-rushdi-malhas-showjumper-london-olympics
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# BEWARE
Horse is a Muslim
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] mit or mit out du?


he's murdered music? why not thousands of people?
(pony182, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I think "ohne" is the German for without.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Also - "oder" for or
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# And I think in this case you'd use the object form of du - "dich"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# ugh, you're quite right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# \o/
Brit beats a Dutchie in Different Language Shocker!

EDIT quite pleased about that since I do pride myself on knowing at least a basic bit of lingo in most contries that I visit. The fact that pretty much every other European nation has their mother tongue, a good couple of other European languages, and generally English as standard is beside the point.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# dank u val
or however you're meant to write it - I generally go for spoken forms not the written shit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# you mean dikke lul
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I suspect that to be somewhat misleading...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# it's the only dutch i know how to spell
i'm not sure what that says about me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# in my experience
knowing at least the bare minimum of the language of whatever country you're visiting goes a long way and is appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Absolutely.
"please", "thank you", "two beers", "cheers", and "do you speak English" in the actual language will see you a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# good to see you're aware of knowing to ask for 2 beers, not one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Asking for one beer would generally imply I'm pimping my wife out.
That was a strange holiday...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# is this an internationally accepted sign of wife pimping then?
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Oh yes, and he didn't massacre thousands of people.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Mit oder ohne du just doesn't quite roll off your tongue though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# ahh, ohnanism
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# oder ohnanism
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# OH ARE WE PLAYING THIS GAME AGAIN?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# This thread needs a woman's touch...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# open daily, eh?
say no mo-re
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# sure looks that way
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# oh dear, ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Ich werde dir eine Tracht Prügel verpassen ...
und dann werde ich dich von hinten nehmen. Du hast ja gar keine Ahnung was ich alles mit dir anstellen werde!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
#
i understood spanking...
(pony182, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# in nazi bono a bit harsh for the site?
should i remove?
(pony182, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# No, it's ok.
Mit ODER ohne dich!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# You should probably delete this thread and post it on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# anything is acceptable except 'coptercat, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# well, Bono is pretty fucking offensive...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Spanking?
oh, yes, there is 35% of spanking in my comment.

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# OprahCockWhistle
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Wibbly cock, where will it stop?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Not here
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# nor here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Never!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# either
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# just for the rythm
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
#
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I find your lack of magenta disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# We'll take our gods, our guns, our CDCs!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# mmmghfhfhhghmmfhhfhhfhmmfhghghhfmmfmfhfhhfgmmg
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# starting to run low...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# welcome to the dick night
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Maybe here?

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# a fitting retort
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 3:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ISM ISM ISM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# A new movement in art.
Take that Picasso!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# that flower and the mountains are most excellent
plus all the other parts
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# i think you added this character to the picture above in order to justify posting it
i might be wrong, but I do love your serious abstract stuff without the wee creatures, i'm just saying it seems like an after-thought.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# After-thought, changed thought, mixed thought. All of those.
It's all wrong, but that's what makes it right.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# i'd like to see some of your canvasses where you're being serious and abstract


imjussayin

love to see you start selling prints of your canvasses though
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)
# ^ this, mostly
I think it flows little better in some than in others. It looks ok in the rabbity ones below
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# The green shape man is on the breeze
He woos and yays to all he sees

(These arts are all excellent btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# I went a little crazy. :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# wooyay indeed
I have clicked them all!
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Ha ha...you're insane. :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Speak for yourself!
:D

But seriously, they're great. It's like Hanna-Barbera broke into a Dali exhibit with some painting kit and lots of LSD.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I heart this one better than all the rest
so I clickeded it
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Is this something philosophical, like the tail that you tread on on your way up, is connected to the arse you'll be licking on the way down?
If so, WOO.

If not, WOO anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
# This is like when you're driving fast and you crash through the 'Bridge Out' sign, and you don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Square head boy, you're going to hell
Where the tutu pig and the flowerfolk dwell
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Behold the eagle on the prongs
Amid the laughter and the songs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Neo-post-modern-revivalism
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# INDEED
...ANYTHING BUT CUBISM, PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Don't worry, no one knows how to do it it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# almost
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# very nice as usual
I hope you're paid for your work
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# All work and no pay.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# are these oil on canvas?
you must have a fuckton of them by now
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Acrylic on canvas.
They do stack up.
I gotta sell deez bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# you should get an agent or contact local galleries
i'm super serial
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Too small...I'm looking for Divine Intervention.
BIG MONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# I hate seeing talent go to waste

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# As the sun goes down on the vale of flowers
The pink rabbit rides the contrail of hours

(this is my favourite so far)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# One more then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Am I the only one who finds these flowers incredibly amazing? These are brilliant.
Seriously, fucking awesome, not keen on the bunny though.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I can't think of a poem for this one
but I like it best of all. I'd buy a print of this, in a flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Yes, this^
Start uploading large images somewhere, I'd definitely buy prints of your stuff.

Good idea Chapeau.
Would you buy a print of one of Atomics paintings?






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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Kitler is not for sale!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# so suave
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# But what about your arts?
Or would you perhaps consider posting some hi-res versions so we could at least make our own prints?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# ha! i have already stolen these
for my screensavers :D

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:20, archived)
# wow awsome :D
love all of these...., rabbit & woo esp, i'd have both
on my walls.. sell sell sell sell sell
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# \o/ Yes! I will sell all of these!
or fail miserably...I'll let you know next month... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# aaaah shiiiit.... well if you don't, let me know
'coz i'mma gonna start saving up now


*rummages for pennies in the sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# This happened last time I tried to play Minecraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# The drugs kicked in?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I completed it.
Notch tweeted me, told me I'd ruined everything.

EDIT: Also, terrific work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# You have been busy
...making wonderful things as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# I can't tell you how much time went into these.
It's all a blur.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Leaning awfullty close towards cubism here!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:26, archived)
# That is a lie, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# lovely arts
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Sorry for lack of Pope but I saw the top image and it needed doing.


Plus The Nipper has got tonsillitis and I fear that there will be no sleep for anyone at casa headwound tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha! Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It's all in the execution I feel.
An image loaded with pathos, imagination, and real photoshop mastery. What can I say - I've delivered in spades.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# All I can say is

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# ssssh...
it's gone quiet in the baby room for the first time.

Don't be applauding my technical genius too loudly please.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# That's greet! Slimy and garlicky! *click*
P.P.S. Good luck sleeping...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# HEY MUSIC LOVER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# enjoy this trip
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# tres bien
^cliquez
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# took me a mo
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Is that in Key Largo or Chicago?
And where's the tussilago?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Mossley Hill, Liverpool...
...ilago
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Trading Places :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# there are no original jokes left...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
#

Snail trail........................................
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# but does it go...?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# This may smell a bit of burnt Spam but
it IS my own original work and is correct. It's from my book "Pig Nonsense" (available on Amazon)..


Written in 2009. I am therefore Nostradamus.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Waiter, I'll have another Champagne and Cocaine please.
Heavy on the smug self importance.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# FAKE!
needs moar croissants
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Can't afford the round? Simply ask your nearest government to foot the bill on your behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:46, archived)
# 'xactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Finally
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Your printer cartridge needs changing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)
# St Paul's is the sea of E?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Must be the City of London going into liquidation
It's a financial crisis reference, I bet. The sharks are the bankers. Filenames be damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)
# WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SEAHORSES?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# you have to wait..
the stone roses have only just re-formed... wait for them to split up and then the seahorses will do a comeback!


you're right, i am a dick!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Completely unrelated....

I love Marriedtothesea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# How jobs might be advertised in tf there weren't all those stupid employment and equality laws
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# There's a career in that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# There's a 70s sitcom in that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# there is a bit about humouring
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# i am soooooo applying for that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# *Giggle*
I'm one of the males who benefits from these positions.
One day I'll post this ad but I promise to pay at least £6.09 p.h.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:26, archived)
# *applies*
Oh wait, norks?

*reconsiders*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# You know, I once had some made-up job ads on my website
And one of them looked this one, only it was for a canteen employee. I got a reply. A real one. She was so miffed when I told her it wasn't real. Going around and fooling proto-hardworking people looking for a job and all.

/edit: it's still up there!
(in dutch, innit)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Mediocre Visual Inter Death?
Did they release a new patch? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# It's the bottom one

I was in stitches for half an hour after receiving her email
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Tom's Lunch Cornah, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# SEXIST!
Must be new one for the board.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] OH FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)
# oh fuck!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# My first ever..
...and last foray into the world of fuck & freebase!

(quantum leap was on telly earlier and it always annoyed me that he said "Oh Boy" instead of ............ "oh shitting fuck!")
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)
# "ARRRRRGH MY ATOMS ARE BEING RIPPED APART!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:30, archived)
# quantum FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Sam FUCKETT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:36, archived)
# oh my sweet fuckwank
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# tears are coming along now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# TO FUCK AND BEYOND
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# SCIENCE FUCKTION
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:07, archived)
# ahaha FUCK!! Al's got his work cut out this time :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Ziggy says there's a 93% probability you're here to become a meme on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Mindpiss!
I was about to write that!

*Clicks all round*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
#


Click for bigger (232 kb)
(sawfish, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Truly epic lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)
# ^ wow.
that's fucking impressive. i don't think i'd be able to remember by username/password that long...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Wow, best lurkage I've seen.
Were you nervous?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# holy fuck
i didn't think it possible, but you've beaten isaac mangang for top lurker ever!
*applauds, throws flowers, etc*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# FP this now
just for the lurking effort
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:10, archived)
# 10 years, 0 months and 14 days??
10 years, 0 months and 14 days!!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Fuck
me with a brick hammer. have you just woken up from a coma?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:45, archived)
# So that pic took you a decade and a fortnight?
Slacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)
# You should win something...
well... EVERYTHING for this lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Hope I'm still alive for your next post in 2022
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Is your b3ta account for sale?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# You've made a post
Therefore your account is no longer "Mint in box" and unused. There goes the resale value.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)

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