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# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# GREAT!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Nessun' Roof
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:51, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)
#
O SOLE MIO
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)
#
O SOUL E MIO
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Likey likey
clicky clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
# haha!
and spang!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:50, archived)
# good morning
what is this?

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Cumuloballsack?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:25, archived)
#
too close
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:30, archived)
# You don't want to be under that cloud when it rains.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:49, archived)
# It looks a mother with a baby swaddled onto her back, and she's looking over her shoulder to smile at it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:27, archived)
# haha nice
but
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:30, archived)
# I feel so unclean.
*goes to have a shower*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:32, archived)
# I see a woman on a unicycle being penetrated by a nuclear explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Phhffft....you always see this
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)
# My shrink says I have issues :(
He'll only do sessions over the phone now, and even then he has to be standing a long way from the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Just me then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Pareidolia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)
#
everything is pareidolia to some degree
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:50, archived)
# pareidolia paranoia - always being watched


(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)
# A field of wheat, a cricket bat and my slippers are three things that might argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# it's just that
you look at a bunch of colors and shapes and say its a field of wheat, slippers, bat and whatnot
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Pareidolia is your mind making recognisable associations from a vague source.
But if you see Elvis on a slice of toast, it doesn't become Elvis, it's still a slice of toast, albeit one where the visage of The King is apparent to you/others. This is pareidolia.
Seeing a field of wheat is just seeing a field of wheat and knowing it for what it is. This is called recognition.

Try it this way - what do you see?
2.bp.blogspot.com/-0gs7nQrdxEE/TZko79CWJ3I/AAAAAAAAAf4/ZOh0U8MjQIA/s1600/Wheat+Field.jpg

And now?
www.msss.com/education/happy_face/smile.gif

One picture is pure recognition - I see no faces, no sleeping monkeys, no reaching hands. I see wheat in a field. The possibility for pareidolia is there, but it would take a high level of concentration to look for something that is not instantly obvious to all. And where you might see a face, I (and many others) may not.

The other is 100% pareidolia


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Brian May...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Brian May, but Brian Cant.
James Caan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# RIS
the second one doesn't look anything like a field of wheat
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
# I know what you mean dude, I am not stupid.
But in reality it's just colors. The fact that you call it a field of wheat doesn't make it so.
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Your Mum
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)
# compo it
LOL
(Vladimir Gluten, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Worm man emerging from his mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm a single cell creature, what did you expect?
(MrPlankton, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:24, archived)
#
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I checked the faq.
Most definitely NSFW.
oi47.tinypic.com/w1fpu0.jpg

I really hope Ring Of Fire likes it. ;P
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:54, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:05, archived)
# I would like to point out that the bum is
NOT mine.
Thnx wikipedia.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:23, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:50, archived)
#

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha love the strategic shaving
It's like a UFO landed on his balloon knot
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] No messin'
(McChinaman banned, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 5:09, archived)
# Really?
(I think you might be better off staying on QOTW for a bit).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 8:18, archived)
# pacman:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:01, archived)
# This is both scary and amusing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 9:29, archived)
# :D
Pachermm
(herman:D, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Houston...


Click for bigger (53 kb)
We have a problem, and soup.
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:18, archived)
# cheezy does it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:26, archived)
# it's a fake
you can tell by the shadows
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:59, archived)
# eh? no way man, this is for reals
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:25, archived)
# Houston?
We have breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 2:00, archived)
# bring pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:27, archived)
# in space
cheese doesn't refract light
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 2:36, archived)
# you weren't there, man
YOU WEREN'T THERE!

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:30, archived)
# a guy could fall into one of those holes
and never be seen again man, the moon was hell, man, HELL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 7:54, archived)
# I love the clangers, me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 6:45, archived)
[challenge entry] am I doin it rite?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:29, archived)
# That is
just plain shelf-ish. :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:49, archived)
# Oh hai Sean Connery
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Spirited Away?
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# yus
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I re-watched that movie only last week

Mad as a box of frogs. Will need to check out some of the other Gibli stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(deadmanjones, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:21, archived)
# hai moob
epic fucking lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Indeed!
.









































.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:45, archived)
# Eww
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Where's quato?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Boris' picture reminds me of the midget with the machine gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:17, archived)
# Probably the 2nd greatest lurker in the history of b3ta,
well done Mr.Jones. You make Isaac Mangang look like a gobby n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:05, archived)
# no way man, it's gotta be a "comedy" account
no way man, it's gotta be a "comedy" account
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:09, archived)
#
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:05, archived)
# In Cinemascope!
Without the Pope!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:06, archived)
# all kinds of fuckwank be goin on up in this jiggacunt
am i missing something?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:20, archived)
# bring back the pope
all is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Isn't that just a screencap of a shitty 80's impersonation comedy show?
Or am I missing something? I usually miss something.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:08, archived)
# It's a scene from James Bond "For your Eyes only"
the dude on the right is so funny!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)
# That gum you like is coming back in style
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:29, archived)
# RPSaturday isn't shit.


Found at my parents house as you see it. Mother Teresa, trying to get a cab while pissed and projectile vomiting candle wax while hiding in a badly deformed pottery pot.

I knew old people could be eccentric but this is hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Compo it!
Abstract innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:58, archived)
# true, but then my name isn't
Sinister Wanking Mother Teresa In A Crap Pot.... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Mammy...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# A good legal team helps if you are rich
and a complete moron. Mimicking words that might have been said.

Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# just sneak this in here
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Lherkin, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# lady gherkin?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Much as I like that building
I do think it looks more like a suppository than a gherkin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I always thought Cigar
But then again I'd rather do that than smoke one...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Pea
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:15, archived)
# Oh wow
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:40, archived)
# LATE NIGHT HIT AND RUN
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 2:19, archived)
# You're trying to get an old TV theme song lodged in everyone's head tonght, aren't you.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 5:07, archived)
# Arrrrrrrghhhh!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# herman? pacman more like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:05, archived)
# egads
i may have nightmares tonight
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Christ
You need to pluck those eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
# You are Henry Rollins
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
# where are the hermits?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Hermans dance party :)
sat 11.00pm www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDh2sYQRpo
(herman:D, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Not PeeWee? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)
# i do something over the weekend :D
www.freakingnews.com/Pee-Wee-Herman-Pictures-24093.asp
(herman:D, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:40, archived)
# sorry for lack of funny/quality
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Compo it!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# my tits are bigger than that :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# But are they as perky?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
# one is, the other is called pinky
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
# You really oughta get that infection looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# is that a laddiegirl?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# no
it's a girly girl
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# You needed to ASK?!
{8o
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# some of them are remarkably convincing
at least, that's what i told my mates
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# You?
Would:D
(herman:D, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# lady bum boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Whipped by nutella
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# nipped by whutella
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Cor, I never knew Gok Wan had such nice tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Get that girl a razor, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 3:30, archived)
# Is that body hair or shading?
o_0
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The ultimate photobomb.
(Blokeyman " Diane, are you hearing this?!? ", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Wow! This is cool stuff!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I really
like this
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Needs googly eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Drunken Willful Miss-Understanding?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Ha!
Much better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# thats quite cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Looks like it's giving a good skull-fucking to that poor bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# THis^
(herman:D, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# That's one of those there ace things.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:39, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# I logged in expressly to say...
FUCK

closely followed by

YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 1:49, archived)
# that's really cool
I hope someone gets this on their head
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Did you do this?
Not only does it look to be stolen from an ad, but an ad posted on 9gag about a week ago.

Christ.

9gag.com/gag/4692256
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 17:00, archived)
# don't hate me
because I time-travel.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)
#
When the bones
Have been boiled
To soup we will
Drink and celebrate
But when the soup
Is boiled to nothing
We will despair: too
Much, is for some,
Too little, whilst for
Others it is bound
To fail.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
# What about my lozenges?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# They are in the usual place
where you always leave them.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Yes, that's the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# bovril like or loathe?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)

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